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Am a lion,

But can't do more than 2 push ups.
Even though I jog at stadium every Saturday

I need serious help.

A 17 year old with those lips.

I pray say they go find her in good health, because she does not look like those indomie generation that disappear and appear at their boyfriend's house.

I don't have anything to say.

Her nyash looks older than her face

bitingcool:
He deserves a statue

Made of bronze

Churchill must have passed through Iraq, WW1, WW2, Syria, Yemen, North Korea and hell. But still survived without comiting suicide.
That man strong iswear.

This guy

Dick that is meant for urinating

Na em these girls d fight for

Nasoso

kode12:
Your atomic bomb has scattered the entire south already. It has pushed the south into the Atlantic as we speak. It is finished!!!

Even Jack ma no Sabi speak English

Igbo but igbo

So long as there is life, there is hope.

If u Hit south with atomic bomb today, August next year dey have started building mansions on those areas being hitted.

Igbo kwenu!

Nawa oo

Person no fit have sex and record it in peace again.

Once you are not buying the S series and Note Series of Samsung.

Just now that you're using an over priced Tecno and infinix devices

They don't have any resale value, go ask those using the J series if there battery still last for 20 minutes under heavy usage.

Seuntek:
Good day fellow nairalanders. I observed that the picture quality of my GoTv is not as clear as a friend using dstv, even with the same channel. I want to know if it is my TV or does DSTV has better picture quality than Gotv? Thanks

DStv na dish
While Gotv ba antenna

Strong decoder will give you same quality as DStv.

U can get beta channels on strong but na better installer/hacker and money e go cost ya.

S5 Liter

Are u being serious

African vs african match is not entertaining at all.

Our players need side mirror in their heads so that they can look back and pass side-ways.

Today's match

Man United 4-0 Brighton ; martial 1 goal, Rashford1, James 1 and another 1 by a random player

Then the media go begin hype Rashford as the next Ronalessi and James as iniesti with salah speed.



Then
Next match

Sheff United 2-1 man United with VAR DRAMA penalty.

#oleout go begin thread

thundafire:
United line up is always prone to give a 70+ old fan HEART attack so weak,u starting Williams instead of Rojo wen we all know average teams don't care to flog any big team

They start William, una go complain
They start young, una go still complain
They put Fred, una go complain say he too d loose ball
They put matic, same thing
Pogba kukuma dey fit and made d line up, una go still complain say he too d hold ball.

Abg which 1 una want again?

Emmyreal124:
boss you are not alone.....

Una dey alone abg

I hate that yellow and blue textbook with passion

Even d calculations on d front cover dey make me shiver.

Gentlewarrior1:
lol the first two suggestions get fingerprint and the last one no be option


Looks like my only option now na to buy any samsung without fingerprint

That will be Samsung of last 2-3 years

Gentlewarrior1:
Lol. take am easy
Everybody get their reason for certain things

I personally don't fancy finger print and facial recognition stuff at least for now.

Na so them thief catch person and open im phone without force

The outdated pin code/ password is still better than facial recognition. Na when thief go corner u open ur phone u go understand

or maybe u dey sleep come lose guard na that time u go understand

Abeg those who have better suggestions should advise me on the phone to get no mind this guy

So all these my brain cracking suggestion no b better suggestion.

Chai

SokotoCaliphate:
All Nigerians know is how to discuss about phones

They will never discuss the science behind phones

I have never seen a thread like ''how phone calls work'' NEVER!

Who offended you

Get xiaomi A3
The finger print is hidden.

Or iPhone X body casing,charger and cord since that's what ur money can buy.

Or better still go manufacture your own with latest spec and no fingerprint.

Teebilion:
I am city fan bro

A city fan from which club

Arsenal abi man United

Athletico is loosing

If your bet ticket enter this week eh

Plz come and show me d baba wey do am for u.

Make I hear say courtois go keep clean sheet

Oluwasaeon:
Whatever this mod is taking isn't good for him.

He took nothing
Arsenal are playing today
They sneaked in d night

HeavenlyBang:
Skies.

LG V40.

Awka

Do you know how much will be use 2 repair d cracked screen?