A. I don't appreciate moderators changing the words I use to make them "nicer".
B. It's a joke! If he said he was 23 2 years ago, of course he'd be 25 now! I can't believe none of you people were smart enough to figure that out!
C. I will not post a picture of myself; you have to guess my age based on my writing and attitude.

Wow! It's amazing how stupid people are today!

I promise I won't be offended no matter what anyone says. Take a look at my posts, and see if you can guess how old I am. I will reveal my age tomorrow morning.

So we met two years ago, and he said he was 23. I just looked at his passport, and it turns out he's 25!!!!!!!!!!!! What should I do?

The yolk of an egg is yellow!

Well, I don't understand Pigeon English. Now, if anyone wants to post his or her own brain teaser, feel free, and I'll see how smart I am!

Actually, you are both very close. I'd say, "Do you think I was born yesterday?" Get the double meaning there?

Hi! I have a moral dilemma for you all. Let's say the teacher makes a mistake on a quiz and gives you 10 more points than you deserve. Should you be entitled to keep the points, or should you tell the teacher about the mistake. Many would say that it's wrong to take advantage of the mistakes of others and that you should tell. Others would say if the teacher was stupid enough to mark something right that you got wrong, you shouldn't have to tell her to take the extra points away. What do you think?

Think I'm too easy? Here's another one.
Suppose my uncle's birthday is one day after mine. I was born a day before his 70th birthday. Now, suppose 20 years later on his 90th birthday, he lies and tells me he's 70. How would I respond?

Nedu, you bring up a very interesting point. Many people ask questions that are annoying and stupid. It's like asking a blind person what it's like to be blind. Or saying, "What does gray look like to you?" Obviously if the person has been blind since birth, he or she has never experienced gray so has no image of it. People are trying to be polite, but they may not come across that way. If you want to make friends, just answer their questions with a smile, and answer as truthfully as possible.

Amazing! You are correct! Many people would say 52, but W already exists!

It's not that I want to get revenge. It's more that I want to verify what I saw on the internet. The only reason I call it revenge is that she would be unhappy to know what I know. Anyway, I'm done with this stupidity. I'm seeing her one more time, and that's that.

Let's see who can solve my original brain buster!
The English alphabet has twenty-six letters. Your job is to create more letters to make sure that for every existing letter in the alphabet, there will be a second letter named Double (first letter), for example Double-U! When this is completed for all the letters that are in the alphabet already, how many letters will there be in the English alphabet?
You're welcome to post your own brain busters here!

I'm not sure I'd call all of these clean.

So is your friend on this forum?

Thanks! Actually, I've read that same article on Yahoo Answers. I'm too afraid to do anything about it, so I'll just let it go.

But I looked her up, and she's 48! She's even admitted on multiple occasions that she habitually lies about her age. I will only see this woman one more time before our paths change. So, on the last time I ever see this woman, how do I get subtle revenge at her for lying about her age? I want to get revenge, but I don't want her to know that's what I'm doing. I don't want her to know I looked her up on the internet. How do I do it? Thanks in advance.

Thank you. However, in my case it is obvious that the woman is years older than me.

Hello. Does anyone have any tips on how to subtly get a person to state his/her real age without knowing they're doing it? The Chinese zodiac works fairly well, but it is obvious enough for people to catch on to my scheme. Or, even if I could ask a person's age in a polite way, that would be nice. I would appreciate serious opinions and no jokes. Thanks in advance.

Thanks, Obyrich! You seem like a nice person, and I appreciate your support! I'm Netty, by the way. Anyway, I don't have any actual talent for guessing people's ages or saying just the right thing to get them to spill the beans. I once had a teacher who seemed to me like an old man in his eighties; he was forty-two! It's all curiosity but no talent. Can you please give me some advice, you know, subtle ways to make a person say his or her age? I know about the Chinese zodiac, but that's too obvious. People always figure me out. Anyway, thanks for the support, Obyrich! It's nice to meet you!

What is a deliverance den? And what do you think of people who lie about their ages? You should go on Huffington Post and read "It's My Birth Date and I'll Lie If I Want To" by Ramona Duoba. What do you think of her? I feel extremely sad for her daughter. Ramona is being very unfair to her own daughter! She is really hurting her! Read the article, and tell me what you think.

Could it be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

I'm looking for serious support and advice. Also, where is TB?

This obsession concerns people's ages. Every time I meet someone I want to know how old he or she is. It literally consumes me; this is the only thing I think about. And I feel the adrenalin rush when someone mentions his or her age. It's exciting. It's my thrill ride. Am I the only one with this obsession? Is it good or bad? If bad, how do I get rid of it?

I got it. What should I do to improve my profile?

It is a pleasure to meet you, Angela! I found out about this site when I did a google search that directed me to one of the forums on here. I am looking for the appropriate category to post about someone I work with who lies about her age. I might be stuck with the General section. Can you think of anything better?

Hi, Feed me More! You can call me Netty! Thanks for welcoming me! What's your name?

I think the message system on here is extremely difficult to use. So, is there another way you can think of for us to talk on this website, Don?

Don, I thought I sent you a mail. Did you receive it?

in your house and give him/her all the survival necessities, but don't actually start teaching her/him anything until she/he turns ten. See how the baby would develop. Was this the same kind of experiment I was thinking of?

Thanks to everyone who gave me constructive advice! I am sorry, but I will admit I am very ignorant when it comes to foreign affairs and countries.