₦airaland Forum

Dude. How you bought that phone is in question.

What's the model and how much did you pay for it.

If you shout at me in public I pity your life especially when I am right.

They are customer care, I would destroy thier careers that day.

90% of niggas who make this statement have no game.

Skepticus:


Paddy, next time, learn not to bring out your privileged ass in the face of Nigerians that have been "economically"- deprived and molested for years.

You'll come out emotionally-hurt.

Just leave them in their poverty, lack and stick to making it off your father's wealth.

Modus operandi for the successful.

Many people who are less than u will hate even when u help. Forget it and them together.

orbitalgis:
My dear your parents are not faultless.They are human beings.That said,you and your siblings need to.deal with your parents with wisdom.When you engage with them at that level,that is when you too will have a good home and be a good mom when you are settled.The moment you begin to antagonise them ,that is when you start digging the grave for your future.

Remember that they raised you,clothed you and sent you all to school despite their obvious shortcomings.If they wanted you dead or.out of their lives both of them would have either killed you all,sent you out of the house or just walk away from you both.
It is critical.you respect and honour.your folks regardless of whom they are.
I wish you and your siblings all the best.

You guys need to know why we are backward why Nigeria is the way it is.

Firstly democracy cannot work here because we aren't in a democratic setting. The father is law you can't talk back you don't have an opinion which should be discussed. Same with elders. If you can't speak up how can your opinion matter.

This your thought process is destructive in case you don't know. What the op mentioned is abnormal and as one poster wrote in developed climes it's the recipe for becoming a serial killer or rapist.

Ok well done you've made it this far and don't need such anymore. Move on with life.

Lol.

Any snake or monkey logo is in trouble

Foolish people everywhere.

Browsing without the ads will be a big relief. I hate ads. Particularly pop up

Why doesn't she tell her husband to fire the maid...


Maybe the husband is involved

If it was me I will laugh it off but no more sick leave for you ever again.

After all it's wickedness to hold on to an individual against his will. Let him try and upgrade.


I thinking about that I just might fire him

Of course it's required.

You should stop this long in terms of photocopy the lectures and download during exams. The scheme just gives the basic points that must be covered.

It's quite skimpy to look at. As lo g as the points are covered then you get full marks.

Claim to fame....

I bleeped wizkid and got pregnant for him.

First I have no idea who this dude is.



2nd why are we known for behaving like chemicals. We just run up and down reacting to everything without any change occurring in the reaction.

Nigerians sha. I thank God for the social media where anybody can sit in his house with 10mb and talk thrash.

Octaves:
some of the deaths are just as a result of extreme oyibo stupidity

Agreed.

Even my lil nephew of 4yra knew to run and call for help when he saw a snake in the compound.

Then a grown ass man will pick up a snake to show his kids. Smh

Maybe villages are also in oyibo land. And the village people know thier jobs

Lol. Politicizing everything.

Many female muslim surgeons wear hijabs and its no big deal. Thisnine is ajouting at the rooftops. Aren't all the people in the theatre ( if that's what it is ... looks more like a dust bin) wearing hijabs.

Bush woman.

decatalyst:
Are you sure you are intact?

The Joke (point) flew right over your head.


@sapentia you're right kids won't get it

@captainjeffrey lol.

Holamscoh:
We hereby gladly welcome u to Federal Republic Of Shithole.

Lol.

FRS. De republic de sheethole. Lol.

I find it interesting when headlines include the word graduate.

In Nigeria that word mean shit. Many graduates aren't worthy of school cert. Yet they parade I obtained a higher institution degree.

Being a graduate should be something a big deal but as usual we have dropped the standards.


Back to topic....

He would blame Buhari as if he's the only one suffering.. a thief is a thief. Just label him armed robber and stop this graduate as if being a graduate in nigeria is the way to a living.

I don't see anything wrong in the greeting.


Naija anything for news.

Next see how obj chews kolanut

Nairalanddist:
Can we all see why we need sharia law in Nigeria? Only Islamic laws can rid this country of this kinds of immorality. In saner climes like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Uzbekistan, such people are beheaded or publicly flogged to serve as a deterrent to others. I hope the federal government can enforce Islamic teachings in all schools of the country so gradually everyone will understand the tenets of Islam

This guy. You are lost.

Keep your Islam to yourself. You can turn away your eyes from the filth. Sharia my foot. Ain't it the Dubai big boys that pay thousands of dollars to whip girls and shit on them.

Sick bleeps.

lordlugards:
I'm beginning to believe that this PM news is all about fictions with this their negative stories everytime

Whenever you see a funny story it's always from ejigbo.


Always

Nairalanddist:
Banning alcohol or sentencing drunk drivers to death will only solve this

Typical terrorist your solution to anything is kill..

Looks more like an extra from the walking dead.


Nice one though. Very impressive

Kingsley10000:
WHY IS IT THAT MOST PEOPLE LIVING IN ABJECT POVERTY BEAR MORE CHILDREN COMPARED TO THE RICH...check out these mother,90% of them already have 5 or 6 malnourished children at home and they are still getting pregnant

I also find this baffling. It's all about female empowerment. The woman will say if I don't Bleep him he would Bleep someone else. Getting pregnant like a rabbit then crying for help.

When you know your man cannot look after you get birth control. It's almost free in that same hospital.

How

We don't have light to charge phone fully is to charge a car. It cannot work for now.

That's why I have the theory of musk progress and dangote's smartness.

In summary electric vehicles are the future for developing countries. Trains and the like already run on electricity.

Therefore the refining of petroleum products for fuel with drop drastically worldwide in the near future making our oil redundant.

However There s a high possibility that some African nations will not be able to key into electric vehicles due to thier current electricity issues e.g Nigeria and would have to depend on refined fuel.

Enter dangote building the first private refinery in Nigeria. To supply a demand that must be met. Cos importation of fuel will definitely drop like mad.

Wonder no more why he is the richest man in Africa

Lol.

He acted out of fear for his life.

He wasn't properly trained though you can't expect a security guard at a school to act like a marine.

What he did was shameful cos he was armed and supposed to protect the kids with his life if necessary that's what he signed for.

However in our country the police will be On top of the situation as investigations are on going.

That would be the end of the story.

In other news

Girls were kidnapped from a school and they cannot even tell how many are missing they are all wringing thier hands.

How on earth do they register them for external examinations. This country is cursed