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Princedapace:
Just the way policemen are lowly paid, go to dangerous missions without safety kits, no life insurance, no good accommodations, govt has refused to take care of officers, and we expect them to perform wonders abi? I'm sure, probably, u are among those who scream end SARS. Maybe yes or no. But just saying. My point is, just as u have raised, govt has refused to do the right thing. As it is in hospital, so it is in security units. Shame on nigeria. Nigerians should channel their campaign against the govt and not mere doctors or mere policemen who are hungry.

Either you or someone close to you is a policeman.

Good afternoon,

Anyone knows of ifitech and associates in ibeju lekki. They are in charge of west point gardens. Anyone dealt with them before.

Are they legit?

Princedapace:
First hate your politicians.. We Nigerians fight wrong battles..

Those police men are bad, some of them.. Yes, just like u have yahoo boys, bad lecturers, etc.. Hate ur politicians first before hating police men..

Nigerians are funny.. They hate on petty criminal and praise their political criminals..

Hate petty criminals and praise politicians.

Let me explain. We all should hate the politicians together and they'll change. Some people aka police cannot do unto the politicians so they do unto us and you expect me to hate the politicians when those take with protecting me are harrasing me.

I can't start this explanation take it anyway you see fit but I hate the police with a passion. All of them.

NwaAmaikpe:



Story for the gods.

Madam,
Swear to us that in this 2 years, 8 months and 10 days you have not tasted preek.

You and the 15 idiots who liked your post. I hope you all experience what she has before this year runs out. Is it everything you joke with.

Fool

Princedapace:
well, it is normal.. their job is not easy bro... and those people get killed and ur useless govt forgets them and their family members. It is not easy for them..

how many times av u seen them with ordinary bullet proof ? Ordinary safety kits, this country cant provide for them. Their job is extremely risky with low motivation.. they just find way to motivate themselves.. I think our request should be for Nigeria govt to do the right things to improve the standard of living of security men.

Don't say shit like this.

If the job is lousy leave it. Don't frustrate others because you are frustrated. Bleep dem all.

I hate every policeman in this country. All of them.

Nairaland savage peeps would soon be here.


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chakula:
ATIKU MEETING WITH OBASANJO ...

Obasanjo springs up from a seat in his expansive sitting room as soon as Atiku is ushered in. He smiles briefly and offers a handshake. Atiku throws himself at him for a hug.

“Please, sit down. Good to see you again. I’m sorry I couldn’t give an earlier appointment. I’ve been travelling. The problem in Zimbabwe, Kenya and so many others. Anyway, what brings you this time?”
“Baba, I thank you for your time, for receiving me despite your tight schedule. I won’t take much of your precious time sir. I bring peace. You’re our leader; our pillar. We do not think it will be wise to take any important step without informing you and carrying you along. In this country today, nobody can say you don’t count. You are not just an ordinary person; you’re an elder statesman. And…”

Obasanjo cuts in, raising his right hand. “Please, go into the specific. What exactly do you want? That long introduction seems to be confusing. Straight to the point.”

“Baba, I’m running and I wish to get your blessing.”

Smiling, Obasanjo looks straight at Atiku, his visage betraying some incredulity. “You ’re running? Where to? Why? Is anybody pursuing you?”
“No Baba. I’m planning to contest the presidency on the platform of our great party, the PDP. And I am honoured and privileged to be telling you this so that I can receive your blessing. Former President Jonathan and many other eminent Nigerians have advised me to visit you and settle whatever differences we may have. This is my mission sir.”

“Hee he. Jonathan asked you to come here? Am I in their party? Please, I’m a statesman. I announced it that I’m no longer a politician. When I resigned from PDP or whatever they call themselves, I didn’t do corner corner o. I tore their card. So, if that boy, em…eeem…eeeem… Jona, is telling you to come and you’re coming here, is he sincere? I remain a farmer and a statesman. One million Atikus can’t change that whether they are running or walking or flying. I’m sorry, Mr Atiku.”

“You seem to be getting it all wrong sir. I’m not asking you to come out of retirement and campaign for me. No. I’m only informing you and asking you to bless me so that I can succeed.”
“Again, I’m not a politician. Are you listening? I’m too honest and frank to remain in that circle – of lies, backstabbing, intrigues and corruption. Deceit. No. I’m done. My politics now is Nigeria. Anybody who says Nigeria will not rise and move forward, I am ready to go konkobilo with that person. So, oga, that is my position.”

“Baba, I salute your sincerity – and courage. You are not the type who will deceive anybody to score cheap political points. You’re blunt. There are many of us in the race. That is why I crave your endorsement. You must have an opinion on this important matter.”

“Yes. I have heard that some of you are warming up. I’m not the type that fears. I have my opinion on each and everyone of you. The other boy (wetin be im name now o?). Obasanjo scratches it aggressively. He looks up and continues.

“Makarfi. Yes; I hear he too wants to contest. I know he used to be governor of Kaduna. He was a senator. And now chairman of what they call Caretaker Committee. Hmmm…

“Sule Lamido is my boy, but dem say he get baggage. And you know Buhari is a soldier. He will simply ambush him and that will be the end of the matter.

“Buhari sef. I said so that he will not steal. He will fight corruption and jail all the thieves making noise and gallivanting all over the place. But Buhari may not do well in the economy. I said so. No be so?”

“Baba, I thank you for your insight. The words of our elders… . Do I take it that I have your blessing to pick the PDP ticket for 2019?”

Hmm…hmmmm…hmm (Obasanjo clears his thrioat). “PDP my foot. I don’t care who gets the PDP ticket. Dat one na dem toro. I’m not a member and I don’t plan to be one. Let them sell it or give it or dash it to whoever they like. Me o, Olusegun Aremu Okikiola Obasanjo, I don’t care. A statesman I will remain. I thank you for visiting.”
A crowd of reporters and photographers have set up a camp outside the door. As Obasanjo and his guest emerge from the main house, they spring up onto their feet and rushed towards them.

“Baba, good afternoon. How are you sir?”

Obasanjo, smiling without showing his teeth:”I dey kampe, as you can see.”
“How did the meeting go?”

“Which meeting? No meeting o. You know Christmas will soon be here. The former VP came to wish me merry Christmas. Is anything wrong with that? And I wish you all Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year.”

After a handshake with Obasanjo, Atiku walks briskly towards his car, adjusting his agbada. The reporters rush to catch up with him.

“Sir, how did it go? Is it true you came to tell Baba to support your ambition? Did he promise to back you?”
“Baba has spoken and that is all. I have no comments – for now. Have a nice day, my friends.”
An aide opens the door. Atiku jumps in and the car rolls out of the large compound.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.

I seaer this is exactly what obj would do to atiku. Embarasse the man and atiku knows it. Hence his apparent arrogance concerning the matter. If I were him I also won't go and beg the man who swore I would never be president. I would rather swim against the tides.

That being said I pray he spends a lot of money to contest and lose it all.

Ole

Hmmmmmmm.

The Prince that likes Muslim women from behind. Lol.

princetom1:
Bros, the carton papers in her hand, is what pls?

I would also like to know.

littlewonders:
Nonsense. And you become the victim. We all know this complaint things is not 40% accurate not to talk of being 90.

As long as "greed" is put over "need" nothing can work in this country.

How to control greed. I call it greed policy.

1) one Man one car one house.
2) individual(both politicians and pastors) account should not exceed a particular amount.
3) mortality rate should be controlled

You can add yours...

This greed policy cannot work.

If a man can afford more than one car why limit him.

You cannot legally limit the amount of money an individual has as long as the source is legal.

Yes mortality rate should be controlled so should birth rate.

2shure:
cant work in naija
where d light and fred wifi.
abegi.
hackers for japan don already break iphone x security with artificial facemask which unlocks the iphone shaps.
abegi
dis 1na childs play for sure hackers

Light and Wi-Fi.


You forgot the first responders. Imagine if they call police that one guys Facebook post seems like he is suicidal.

Police will direct you to church or hospital cos fuel can never benin thier vehicle.

haaaaaaaaa:
Camp Commandant, Br Gen Okoli ifeanyi is an ibo man.
That's the main reason for all this madness

This one do you know who a brigadier general is?

Camp commandant ke. Dem swear for am.

Camp commandant can't pass captain last last major. It col is too big for that post.

mazimee:
Another set will be warming up to go to the same country

Warning up or some are on the way as you speak. They may even be reading this post on nairaland but thier mind is " it is not my portion" those it happened to it's thier portion.

lereinter:
na money u dey think first

What should he think of first..

Job satisfaction?

Future prospects?

Hope he even gets a job first.

I've seen all your charts with my wife




Is chart the new slang..

Obijulius:
Chai!!!

They are using a tricycle to move her corpse. What a disaster of a country!!!!

No ambulance.nothing just works.

I just tire. When I saw the pic. I even tried explaining it to myself that the ambulance had moved and the keke was just photo bombing.


Meanwhile the mother is a useless woman. When I was a child in school if they flog me I cannot go home to report. My father took it that you must have bleeped up really bad to be flogged for whatever reason and he would give me round 2 at home.

Therefore I was hardly flogged at school or home cos I knew what the outcome would be.

These days that parents are coming to school to shout about flogging kids, if she did a good job at home the child would have swept the class or at least responded in a polite manner to the teacher.

Ps I don't believe teachers just carry cane and start flogging for no reason

Lol. It will be very long before dumb cars leave naija. We can't even afford the new dumb ones it's the smart one we want to buy.

Even electric cars would fail here for now, would I buy fuel to charge a car?

Make dem shift jooor

mckazzy:
Y be say P.M news no dey carry better news, than all these beer parlour gist.

I like p.m news.

It's strictly for entertainment and they have a vivid imagination.

Lol