₦airaland Forum

Apparently Kogi is a hotbed of recruitment for ISIS and Boko Haram...no wonder.

https://x.com/kogi_royalty/status/2114677519668433109

https://x.com/HumAngle_/status/2114583803930779904

iamoyindamola:
We have DSS and president abi

Translation: "They should give us AK47 rifles, so that we can go to Enugu (the land of the infidels)
on Sunday when they are worshiping and clapping, and open fire and kill the infidels. They should give us AK47 so we can go to Jos and klll more infiddels."

-Islamic guard says…

— NDC War Room (@NDCWarRoom) October 26, 2026

These are the sort of characters that El-Rufai used to embolden.

Prado na water

CrystalTiger:
The guts to still be doing this with the level of poverty in the country lol..

https://x.com/dayoisrael/status/2114383440703373608

It's two things, either we're completely conquered, or there'd be reckoning.

Dayo Israel has my admiration.

raumdeuter:
How many people are living in poverty in India?

By percentage we have the highest number of persons living in multidimensional poverty.

TemporaryHansel:
Gloriousgbola becoming a full-time agbado merchant, even worse than those BMC, was not on my bingo card for this year.

He used to do it subtly and passively but now he no longer care about optics, just like Tinubu.

Raumdeuter must be seriously smiling.

CrystalTiger:
Your party has spent 11yrs in power, 3yrs done by you and your first re-election campaign speech, you're blaming opposition for hunger and poverty lol..

I hear my opponent talk about hunger and poverty. Who created it? They did. They created poverty; they created hunger. We are trying to eradicate it. We pay salaries regularly. Our governors are working.

- President Tinubu today at the APC presidential campaign flag-off in… pic.twitter.com/PDrwfU2mLc

— Imran Muhammad (@Imranmuhdz) October 24, 2026

They have a market for their message.

CrystalTiger:
To defend Tinubu hard abeg lol..

So Tinubu collects billions from people to make them ministers then lol..

SHOCKING: TINUBU’S MINISTERS ACCUSED OF PAYING BILLIONS FOR APPOINTMENTS, THEN SEEKING TO RECOVER THE MONEY

Alwan Hassan, a spokesperson for the All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential Campaign Council, stated in an interview with Arise TV that many of President Bola… pic.twitter.com/GF2TOQyjSU

— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) October 22, 2026

So Tinubu picks the best brains yet he can't trust any of these best brains

Ibime:
https://www.nairaland.com/8770339/caged-lion-still-lion-punish


El.Rufai will be released after election or when it's too late

Of all opposition Northern politicians, he is the most like Tinubu, able to scheme and plot and and find common interest between parties. Leaving El Rufai free to move around and unite Northern politicians against Tinubu is a risk Tinubu no want take for now.

The ineffective ones like Amaechi are left to their devices, but El Rufai is too devious a modafccka

100%

He was foolish enough to talk himself into jail.

I have no pity at all for him, but at the same time I mourn the loss of his deviousness in the opposition camp.

Abike Dabiri is a known nuisance and troll.

When she's not retweeting and kikiing under ethnic dog whistles, she's making such insinuations herself.

Or is it the stupidity of separating Nigerians according to state of origin in evacuation missions (she's deleted the particular tweet BTW).

Or those times she's amplifying harmful stereotypes about Nigerians in diaspora?

Too much ruckus about a particularly odious character.

Theflint1:
Why is Abike Dabiri dividing Nigerians fleeing a war in Sudan by state of origin?

https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/1651219730273910786?s=19

Which states get first dibs?

GloriousGbola:
Actually she is

She is chairman of nidcom



Everything she does with respect to evacuatng Nigerians is Misson creep and not in nidcom job description

For further reading you can reference naptu2's posts on abike dabiri

Going by the job description, it's safe to say that she failed at her job description then elected to assign to herself what she considered the more media-facing side of diaspora affairs, that's evacuation.

A40:
Tried walking 3km is crazy you are far too young to not be able to walk 3km with ease. Even me with my dodgy cardio I do 5-6km with ease

Your rates are suppose to increase and your body is supposed to feel the burn. That's the idea.

I now see where your sympathy for obesity comes from but you're not doing these people any favors with this your coddling. What you're doing is counter productive to their long term health

sebod:
This is 2026 and not 2023 sir. I am sure you don’t know the shege and hardship the people have been subjected to since then. In a free and fair élections, baba is not winning anything. But we all know that those two words only exist in the Nigérian political dictionary.

People saw shege banza under Buhari yet they queued behind the same APC in 2023, what makes you think they won't do same now they've seen the suffering under Tinubu hasn't rendered them completely desolate?

And it's one thing for people to recognize that they're suffering, and another thing for them to embrace an option they rejected the pevious election cycle despite their pains.

The best we can hope for is that people lose interest in the zones where Tinubu would win reducing the votes he'd earn there.

sebod:
In a free and fair elections, baba Emilokan can not do well in SW sir.

Tinubu won the SW in 2023, even in the freest and fairest election he'd win the zone.

Peter Obi isn't very popular across the SW, and Atiku doesn't have the machinery that saw him come second in most of the SW states 2023.

Ebukacute:
As you don bobo yourself finish with your usual yeye talk, he just declared above that he's a Tinubu supporter which clearly shows that you are the troll here and not me or anybody else who thinks that he is a Tinubu supporter.

BlueRayDick:
Police Report clearing the Portuguese

Oh, so na even oyinbo....no wonder.

Dem no still get case sha.

raumdeuter:
That case is a stretch a big stretch I think they saw Dangote is going international and they want to hold his blokus while they can no matter how frivolous

Dangote didnt renew his contract and they somehow arrested him,
he got another job which he lost
then relocated to Portugal and was knocked down by a truck while riding a bike

His accident was not as a result of any other thing in his life before meeting Dangote, was not as a result of getting fired by the other company, not by anything wey happen since he got to Portugal and not that he got distracted thinking about Dangoe(Not GF wey leave am or FC Porto losing to Benfica) while riding bike or the truck driver being reckless. Na that Dangote issue gangan!!

I can also trace the sapa wey dey catch me today to the insult wey one girl give me for Primary 5 wey affect my mental health anytime I think about it. Especially since I found out the girl is a big Madam now and married to A billionaire

Lol, this one na typical case of big man problem.

I sure if dem put timeline for all these events so, e go dey even more ridiculous.

Make e family take heart, nothing concern the big man wey treat am badly with the accident e later get.

BlueRayDick:
They claimed he was depressed from his ordeal in the hands of Dangote; he was distracted as a result of thinking which resulted in the accident .

The whole thing looks far fetched and will not really fly .

But it can cause serious repuattional issues for Dangote’s business sha . His staff welfare will come under scrutiny

I can't say sha, especially since it's a one-sided story, can't even say for sure what could have caused him to get arrested.

BlueRayDick:
Friends and families of Dangote’s former head of security are dragging him for alleged complicity in his death in Portugal .

The Portuguese was employed as head of security on 3 year contract . At the expiration of the contract , he continued to work while waiting for the contract to be renewed. They paid him only basic salary but other benefits and bonuses that he enjoyed while he was still on contract did not come along with the basic salary .

The guy got frustrated after a year and got a job in Abuja with another company which prompted him to resign at Dangote . The HR team accepted his resignation but Dangote later called him for a meeting . It was at the meeting he was arrested and was accused of sabotage .

The whole arrest affected him psychologically but he was later released after the police found out the allegations by Dangote could not be proven . He later lost the Abuja job offer and had to relocate back to a Portugal in his depression .

The guy was knocked down by a truck while on his bike in Portugal . His lawyer friend has claimed that his work issues that drove into depression was likely responsible for his death .

Dangote Brand and communications team go really see work do o, especially this period that he is planning on expanding his refinery business to other countries .

His international lenders too will be raising serious concerns about his staff welfare going forward

https://saharareporters.com/2026/10/16/exclusive-nigerian-businessman-dangotes-portuguese-former-security-chief-dies-after

1+ 1 = Eba.

Wetin concern Dangote with random accident wey the guy get on e own time and in a location of his choosing.

BlueRayDick:
At the risk of sounding like defending the suspect , I hope you know that it’s only the police that can charge him to court . And it’s only when the police charge him to court you can start talking about court appointed psychiatrist.

I don’t know what evidence the police relied on before releasing him , but I want to believe the police would at least do due diligence before releasing him .

In fact, the police has a lot to gain if they charge him to court instead of releasing him. The guy and his family are poor and have absolutely nothing to offer the police to facilitate his release on grounds of insanity . The car dealer has deeper pockets to fund police to “deal” with him .

Methinks the police just don’t want to do exercise in futility by charging an obvious insane person to court knowing he would still walk anyways .

I don't think police alone can release him, especially for a case of this nature. It has to go through the courts.

Is it police that should be releasing someone that is culpable for millions in property damage and multiple murder?

The whole release thing sounds like Nigeria police doing their normal backyard deals.

Na Lindsay Clancy matter US still dey on, that's someone that killed her kids and attempted suicide since 2023, tons of persons are still convinced she was lucid while committing her crimes, and she couldn't get outright acquital even with confirmed medical history.

Meanwhile naija police dey release person wey allegedly don kill up to 4 persons in less than 5 days because their family produce what could very well be a dodgy medical report.

KingTom:
The Juju don work for the seller be that na, make he leave talk for Verydarkman

Lol, na the problem with juju be that, e work for the theft, but not the escape

BlueRayDick:
As in…..if the guy on orange vest hadn’t reacted very fast , na him dead body dem for carry commot there .

The stewpiid driver could hear the truck’s horn , yet he match throttle enter express with full speed . The person behind the camera was fooolishly asking why the truck was driving at top speed . It probably didn’t occur to him that as many as they were at the scene , nobody was even trying to warn oncoming vehicles that the sienna wants to enter fast lane

The entire thing looked like a recipe for disaster.

I almost never listen to people directing me on parking or back reverse, find I do better without their distraction, and in this guys case, with that many persons directing him at once, the outcome was expected.

GloriousGbola:
Naija is a classist society. The seller should have been able to guage the person coming to buy. Unless he assumed na yahoo boy. Maybe na economy sha.

I guess people would be more circumspect going forward, at the risk of losing clients who come in casually to make these purchases.

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=140910900]So na juju make that guy believe say he go carry the Toyota Tundra run and he will succeed 😏

He wan use juju carry N130m vehicle japa

“See what made him think he could make away with a ₦130 million Tundra.”

— Owner of the brand-new Toyota Tundra shares another video showing the alleged juju the suspected th!£f hid in his bag after disguising himself as a buyer in Ajah, Lagos State, before he was caught in… https://t.co/1A8u2W1Mbs pic.twitter.com/ykhLjq2Bi1

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 14, 2026

don fortify person enter life behind bars.

BlueRayDick:
You first paragraph is a thought the general optimistic thoughts of an average person . Of course everyone thinks and hope they don’t have to utilize their insurance. That u are making an insurance claim means an unfortunate event has happened and nobody wants or hope for that .

As per your second paragraph , ironically insurance is more expensive in the western world when compared to naija sef

Yea, most persons hope they don't encounter an unfortunate event, more reason they see a payment that invalidates that hope as an avoidable bill.

Nominally Nigerian insurance is likely cheaper, but as percentage of average income it'd be more expensive.

I don't even think it's about the affordability or not, it's more a question of the odds of utilizing said insurance in the course of a year.

Insurance is baked into the financial system of the developed world, if it wasn't they too go dey avoid insurance like their Naija counterparts.

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=140901121]This guy went to a car dealer in VGC in Lagos posing as customer . As soon as he was handed Toyota Tundra keys , he central locked car and sped off on high speed in an attempt to steal the vehicle .

He damaged the gate of the estate, hit a security guard and allegedly damaged several vehicles while he was being chased .

The weyrey was eventually caught after crashing the vehicle ; leaving behind several cars damaged while he was being pursued .

He damaged 39 cars in total before they caught him….

10 in VGC

11 in Chevron

20 from tollgate to Ajiran 😭😭😭

How will he pay for all this debts and damages ?

They should just give him 110 years imprisonment 🥹😭😭 https://t.co/u76im7Sc5l pic.twitter.com/P2X2aWraj1

— Alexander Generous (@abefe_survival) October 13, 2026

like as the people really take their time beat the guy before police come.

Ihebu4chelsea:
She said she was been treated unfairly and needed to remarry.

It was a different era. There's a lot of things people of the odler generation did that seeing it from today's lenses would make no sense at all.

Women abandoning children to remarry or have a new lease of life was pretty common then...some of them even abandoned these kids with their husband's family.

Forgiving and moving on from things like this is more about you. You're lucky she's still alive and open to chatting with you on the situation, try and get clarity so you can come to a position that enables you move forward with minimal trauma.

raumdeuter:
Fake prophet

With the advent of AI and numerous text formatting tools out there, how come our civil servants still create documents that read like this?

liveLongNprospa:
Guy.. They never planned to go past Ogun state.

This whole thing had always been the plan.
Shenk the others, develop their side and keep it moving.

Like I said, let me see the stupid argument from anybody that only 1 tribe has a say in Lagos after robbing a shit load of states just to advance the state.
Fvcking bastards all of them!

Well I've never been one of those that believe any tribe has more of a say over any other tribe as regards any part of the contraption.

So long as the contraption exists, people should always feel free to exist in freedom, that's my abiding belief.