₦airaland Forum

cruzita:




oh my !!!

She dey trip now

SANDOSKI:
No, my boyfriend worwor

ok thanks.

gradeA:
by their names you shall know them.....

ok leave me alone.

jopretty:
He looks like an Amish priest

U're an ugly girl!

habby51:
He looks like Python not phyno.
See thief, when phyno dey street dey hustle, he no resemble him.
Now my guy don breaks ground, u dey claim resemblance.
bros pack well

u no know anytin o! Post ur pic make we see na. Dey show ursef!

SANDOSKI:

Jealousy! Ur boyfriend fine?

johnwizey:
Your monicker says it all

e be like say sumtin dey worry u!

gradeA:
.

see dis one o!

See my cousin, see how he looks like Phyno! NL babes make una no kill una sef for dis handsome bobo oo! Ah know say dem go soon start to send me msgs for im number

Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it

So what about the ones that women do? Remove the log in ur eyes first, so u can see clearly, the speck in men's eyes! If we check well, u do worse than the things u mentioned. If I load u better slap ehn, u go get sense!

Na dem! Yoloba people! Una too like to dey thief thief!

Wetin dey worry all dis yoloba people? Una dey mad?

Naijacitizen:
Why does wearing hijab by Muslim woman affect Christians? Do you people want our sister to go around half naked like your very own sister who are causing nuisance in our society? Bunch of hypocrites and intolerant.

Shut up ur teeth there!!!

MrDavidson:
I think this people want to turn Nairaland to a garbage dump for their trash. All the same, they're are certainly biting more than they can chew. In due time, vomiting it might effectively choke them. As far as I pray for peace, I know military response might be route God may choose to bring it about.

Go look bush!!! U have nothing meaningful to say!

MadCow1:
Im sorry Deltans,... You guys are about to get fhcuked up for real..

Na so una dey always talk...na wen dem kpuf anoda 100 soldiers una go know say water don pass garri. Be deceiving urself!!!

Slitman:
We all know how Jonathan led administration ruin this nation aground .
What DID you expect from a seating president that publicly proclaimed that STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION ? ? ?
ANYWAY it WILL be unfair to put all the blames on Jonathan alone . I think the main problem of this Country is PDP as a whole . . . . . They couldn't lead us for good 16 years . .
It's actually a show of shame for them . . Yet they want A.P.C to perform abracatabra under one year. . .
Shameless mofos

Go and look for job! There's a vacant position of a gardener in my firm. At least, u can start from there! It's better than suffering from chronic idleness and lingering unnecessarily on NL!

nasoeb:
Ohh boy boy don't you think that will be something for me to thank God for that I have a daddy who provides for me, meaning that God Has Indeed BLESS my family. Unlike you who happens to be an unfortunate almajiri destined to survive only by mama aisha rice and buhari ever coming stipends for "POOREST 25MILLION NIGERIANS" to survive. Reason you are a zombie for life

I have given u one like. U gave that guy a good reply...he's just a mumu!

KINGwax007:
lol...and you sincerely thinks that he is still in Nigeria?

Why did he even escape?


Even your asari and his Twitter wife is now a mute dog!

Shut ur trap there! What do u know?

pennytration:
U don't use guys? Oh! Please can I marry u?? Ur type is rare.

Until that girl scam u before u go get sense!

Jadekitana:
Sighs another stingy broke fellow is complaining because he didn't see any gold to dig from a woman. Op go and work and stop giving yourself headache, your mates are getting married you here complaining of tfare! Your mates have done it and a lot are still doing it, stop rubbing your broke ass life on our faces. If you can't cope with these things then you have no business asking a woman out! Relationships these days are expensive to manage, stick to sleeping with random babes and giving them 100naira for tfair, otherwise carry this your poverty mentality somewhere else.

Something is surely wrong with ur brain! I believe you are one idle broke girl that lives in a ghetto! That China phone that u are using to spew trash on Nairaland will soon be collected from u. Ewu!!! I'm sure that pic u have up on ur profile is one of those pics u have been stealing from that lady! Repent now, agbaya!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
You will
An it ain't like that. I just dislike talkin' on the phone.

Oh! An don't use me ta call the mod fer you

You can even help me to call lalasticlala

KingCheezyPuff:
Pffft.I won't call ya at all

Then I won't call either! We go know who go first tire!


By the way, where that bros wey dem call lalasticlala sef?

KingCheezyPuff:
Oh! 2 is fuunnny!

Okay. U dey do am?

marlvis:
we can only do those things listed above when we are not interested in the guy ....maybe just using him to pay our bills .............







op I tink u should look for another babe cus if ya bae is treating u this way ...........



then ya still in the bachelor team. ......shine ya eyes

Really? What goes around, comes around. Know that!

Cutehector:
multitudes

That means u have gotten the painful feeling that goes with it. I see u!

Flexherbal:
The ladies are coming all out for you, soon. Be ready to defend yourself.

They should come out en masse! Na today?

pennytration:
Hehehe... She actually bought the ingredients by herself. I gave her d money to go to d market.

Ehen! Na u still provide am na. Na u bring the kudi!

E be like say na searching4love be dat o! Dude has finally seen the love of his life!

pennytration:
No. 4 is so true. One loser came to my house d other day. I gave her money to cook and was expecting change. Can u imagine she used 3 tin tomatoes and 200 naira cray fish to cook 2 satchets of spaghetti. I was shocked.

She did that because you provided the ingredients. If she was the one that did, she would never try that. She's the stingy type! Lol @ loser Reminds me of the cartoon flick "The Replacement"