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Sunkyphil:
na true u talk sha especially in d area of flashing

My guy, that thing na pure nonsense o!

Sunkyphil:
hope u are ready for their bashing op sipping my cold cold

Me no dey fear person face o!

Cutehector:
They aren't hard to spot...

I knw you ve met many of them!

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sukkot:
yall just went and woke the sleeping giant buhari. that nigga finna drop bombs on biafra

Now I know that some citizens are just goats in human form! If u don't have sense, u can borrow from those who have!

Aufbauh:
These people are taken their hate and bitterness for the hausa-fulani too far. I hope they understand the ripple effects of such acts...
They will always draw the first blood and scream victims when the effects of their actions begin to show up. They should be careful!

I hate cowards!!! I hate u!

Who even moved this crap to front page? What a fake and useless thread!

henryhemon:
Guy he is saying the truth.

See ur mouth! So u believed that trash the op posted? Guy u be **** ooo!

hardywaltz:
WIKE BUSTED:

Rivers State Governor, H.E Nyesome Wike, with his Government house police Storm mile one police Station by 7:00am this morning to hijack the results of Port Harcourt City LGA where APC won overwhelmingly by APC 15, 000. PDP 2,000. with him are Senator, Thomson Sekibo, Hon. Azubike Nmenekini, Hon. Ken Chikere, Hon. Austen Akpara. And Hon Victor Ihuwo AKA Vokor.

Amaechi just arrived at the venue
More details shortly.




Today na action film

Monkey smart na when tree near tree
Failed attempt

Go and look for work. You are a jobless fellow!!!

Topestbilly:
Try borrow like 1k from your neighbour make I give you 10 sure odds make u nack 1k ontop....

LWKMD!!!

one still dey ground wey never finish and u dey tell me to do another one. Why re u so wicked?

BiggerBangs:
I felt your pain bro... Although,am not a punter but I understand the feeling when you wanna impress your babe.

Be cool and calm just give the babe an excuse intime, there is good days ahead.

thanks and God bless

ilobasama:
She no get food for house?

Are u not a Nigerian?

olihilistic:
is anybody around to borrow u money?

no where to borrow. everybody say country hard

kingofchess:
go chop credit for shop rite.

u never hear say dem dey burn robbers for naija? That's robbery ooo!

olihilistic:
but you need to defend yourself like Osun defend

pls suggest another solution.

Topestbilly:
Try borrow like 1k from your neighbour make I give you 10 sure odds make u nack 1k ontop....

LWKMD!!!

sport betting don finish me bro!

olihilistic:
guy you funny o just tell her that you died yesterday

Dem no dey used death play nah!

E be like say na dream I dey so!

I have promised to take my new girlfriend out today, being Sunday when the town wuld be filled with happy lovers, visiting one place or the other. I just gat this babe one week ago and I really wanted to hang out with her but I have been broke ever since my grandpa left me in this cold world with an old Binatone Video Re-winder!!! My babe just called me some few minutes ago that she just returned from church and that she's getting ready for our outing today! I'm confused, I don't know what to do because shi shi no gum me.

I played Surebet yesterday if I could win some money to take her to Shoprite today and buy some chicken which she has bin disturbing me about. Now see! Just small 4k possible return sef, I no even see. Abeg, wetin I go do now? Thunder fire premiership! My BTS no play! My slip cast again

Pls, what do I do guys?

It seems the snake business is selling hot; the ministry is really thriving!

Why don't we just have a separate section totally dedicated to issues concerning these reptiles?

Na dia una go see topics such as:

#See The Fat And Long Snake I Killed In My Kitchen This Evening# ...oga, your kitchen na Amazon River? Take time o!

#Can I Eat Snakes? Please Advise# ...so if we say "Yes", u go chop am?

#See The Long Snake That Suffocated My Girlfriend This Morning# Oga, u no sure say na ur di*k be the snake? Pics of ur girl's body wrapped up by the snake or we don't believe u! No carry fake pinshure take deceive us!

#Please Help! Where Can I Buy 3 Cobras From?# ...dogs that are normally used as pets cannot be gotten again, now na snakes pipo dey keep as pets!!!

#See The Heavy Snake That 'Konked' Me This Afternoon, Please Will I Die?# ...people now seek our opinion to give up the ghost!

#My Sisters Say I Look Like A Snake, Is It True Nairalanders? (PHOTOS)# ...I have seen your pic, they might be right!

#Girl Turns To A Snake In Delta Hotel# ...and some ignorant pipo go believe!

#Do Snakes Fart Like Humans?# ...no worry sister, go follow am stay for one day make u dey peep the yansh weda e go troway bomb!

Add urs hehehe

Kondomatic:
https://www.nairaland.com/2027077/top-seven-reasons-why-broke

thanks.

Kondomatic:
I once wrote on a thread on why broke guys should not date.

sir, can u provide us the link to that thread?

wolfgangg:
What people do!! so recharging your babe's phone is a must in a relationship!!!! cmon mate!!!

it's not a must. just telling u wot people do

Cholls:
my brother you're TheLastIdiot abi?


I see clearly now.

who cares?

Oma307:
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winch!

Cholls:
my brother how old are you.

no worry, I senior u

wolfgangg:
Nigeria right?? Buying gifts for each other is normal.... she takes you out on date... he takes you out on date.... but recharging her phone like it's an important rule in a relationship is dumb!!!!!!

am telling u wot ppl do and u re telling me its dumb!

Cholls:
my brother dey there dey console your boring self........your gateman wey no get the kind money wey you get dey Fvck your babe and all your potential babes.

u still be small boy! U nefa sabi life!

Swissheart:
I won't talk about relationship but for marriage a guy must get something doing before getting a wife oh.. .. .God gave Daddy Adam a garden to take care of before bringing Mummy Eve, not bringing them together before searching for the garden.





Quote me only if you concur.

yes. jobless guys should not even think of marriage

Dahveydson:
Didn't know relationships were business ventures...

u didn't know? U must ve bin living in dream land.

wolfgangg:
Recharge her phone?? Who does that!!!

many people do

Abduletudaye:
Op is looking for who wee recharge her phone...Berra go and work

Think before typing and not the other way round! Am male!!!