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The way the economy of this country is going, I wonder if guys who are jobless will be able to maintain a relationship, knowing fully well that in our present Nigeria, it is "operation no money, no honey". I feel guys who are jobless should not have anything to do with relationships. There's an old street slang that says "When man no get money, him pee-pee no go fit rise When you have not sorted out how to feed yourself and cut your hair, how can you sort out buying gifts for your babe or re charging her phone? Chai! Naija no easy ooo! She will simply leave you! I no get gladness, I dey binu!

Rapmoney:
You dey vex for the matter abi?

i'm more than angry.i am fed up wit dis kind of mentality

Oh, how did I even get to this rubbish thread, lord!!!

fiizznation:
Hypocrisy in this country stinks to high heavens. You see people insulting Islam over what is a norm in the suppose "holy south" were a girl leaves her parents home to be with her man friend even when she is 14yrs. The funny thing about the people insulting Islam is that they are dirty people doing all sorts of dirty and abominable things.

How can a sane man "abduct" a supposed sane girl from beyelsa to kano without her full consent? Does it even make any sense? So yunusa forced the girl into a cab all the way from bayelsa to kano without facing any resistance from her or without anybody noticing? This is the very vital question the "holy ones" need to ask themselves

I don't think any 14 years old girl will stay in the house of a man with or without her parents' consent in the south-south, south-east or south-west! Only in the north!

xtervaganza:
Perhaps to marry the last village idiot

na u sabi!

9ja4show:
You are really crazy

though, not as mad as u!

9ja4show:
You are really crazy

though, not as mad as u!

9ja4show:
What are you waiting for? Go ahead

E dey pain u? I go do am

tse1v1:
ARE YOU FOR REAL

I'm for real!

I can't just seem to get along with our city girls of nowadays! My fingers have been burnt so many times by this category of girls. When I opened a thread some days back on how my gold-digging girlfriend dumped me because of what I inherited from my grandfather, so many people thought I was joking because the mods moved the topic to Jokes Section. I originally created that topic in this very section of NL, Romance.

Our city girls are just too wild & materialistic for my liking! Worse of it is that they tell lies too much; the rate at which they lie can even sweep Lucifer off his feet. How can u explain the fact that a girl u are having an affair with is dating 9 other guys, plus you, making it 10!!! It just seem to me that there's no decent girl left in the city, all they want is to live a flashy lifestyle. Go to Lagos, PH, Warri, Asaba, Benin, Abuja, Enugu, Akure and so many other cities in Nigeria and u will discover that the whole place is filled with spoilt girls with sexually and materialistic corrupt minds I just wonder if I could trust any city girl again. Most of these girls lack proper home training and respect

I want a humble village girl that is decent and natural. I don't have any business with too much beauty; I want my wife to be industrious, respectful and homely. Who says a village girl must be dirty, uneducated and not presentable? Wetin sef? Na artificial eye-lashes, nails and peruvian hair we go chop?

Any city girl that want to criticize me on this should freely do! I don't give a hoot. I'm TheLastIdiot!

Kgdavid:
How can a 20 year old abduct a 14 year old and carry her all the way to Kano forcefully? Or is there another definition of abduct that i'm not aware of? Media using words irresponsibly to stoke ethnic tensions and educated people on this site are falling for it.

SMH.

Sharappp ya mouth there! Wot do u know?

ihatesycophant:
Buhari will not treat any cahrlatan with kid's glove. He'll roast them and at the end they'll be the one at the receiving end. No one tell a child not to become leprous, when he becomes, he''ll be the one to face it. Please mobilise them to fight the gov't. and let see who will feel the heat.

Dis guy get single sense so? I don't think so!

tayebest:
stoopid chest beaters! IPOBians say much than you people, but their oga dey prison dey chop iron beans

Mumu!!!

vedaxcool:
His position is held by all countries in the world including the US and Israel. Here are a collection of us govt statement supporting a 2 state solution

http://www.americantaskforce.org/us_government_statements_emphasizing_support_twostate_solution



The useless beerfraud fools are not even considered a worthy issue to be discussed by any country. I see ipork are murmuring gibberish as usual. Awon ode.

All u have typed are totally senseless!!!

Cavenchy:
Thank your grandfather's spirit. He just saved you from the fake gf holding your future bound. You are free, watch how your success would quadruple from now on.

baba thank u ooo! i raise my hand o

sonofananimal:
is this a joke or just trying to make it real

true story baba

donj84:
Sorry to say ooo but its true..how will you be waiting for your grand father property to start life. So you can't go and hustle for your own property..guy wake up oooo...if you can't be better than your father, then its not worth it ooo..go find something to do with your life and stop following ladies that are after money jare..u funny o, God just saved u frm d babe, u d here d show emotional sadness..

bros God's time is d best. all fingers re not equal. slippers get sizes!

brodalikeme:
How much possession did your grandpa own nau? Abi she join pray for him death thinking you will inherit Dubai

i don't even knw again ooo! are u d son of Brakeme, d famous herbalist in umunede?

betterpikin28:
Why he no go give you dat wen Ur name na lastidio?.He Just want you to become wise.
Nd he don see the future of you nd ur Girlfriend.you will misuse all what the old man has laboured for nd he can't open his eyes down make talubo enter ram.
Abeg credit the intelligent old man instead of been angry with him.

i can see u re in support of injustice

QueenValerie:
I'm curious as ta why you say that?

u think like ukwuani weed takers

lilzcee:
If its me, i will kill him the second time, in the spirit

my grandpapa? D man strong wen im dey alive o! im juju for umunede dey smoke weed

QueenValerie:
looool! is "small girl" a insult?.... .. you sho throwin' it around like it is.

I meant that probably ain't even yo pic.

u re high on ukwuani weed!

wiringdpt:
Well thats an antique so u can still make of lots of money selling it the story na fake sha just to diss girls right?

i aint here to diss girls but to express my present situation

QueenValerie:
This a dang LIE from the first word ta the last on down ta that pic.
That's a cute little piano though.

u re a small girl. dem never born u wen dis video re-winder dey reign! small girl!!!

I no see any dog. na kitten I dey see!

Akkord4gov:
I smh for all dese gold digger ladies

Na all the 21st century ladies sef,only that dem get grade

now I know her true colour

ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.

i hv checked in and out of d god-forsaken re-winder; i didn't see any valuable thin. only d miserable eggs of cockroaches! Oh, i go die oo!

osesology:
This is indeed very funny

i don't knw whether to cry or die

Blakjewelry:
Na love

fake love!!!

goldbim:
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.

I go swear for am o

MzOnajin1:
Laughing in Spanish

dis is nt a joking matter ooo