₦airaland Forum

I'm saying a happy happy Children's Day to all Nairalanders still living in their mummy and daddy's house!

kingthreatz:
Read I'm not a kid. Hope you read mine, it can positively improve ur IQ

After viewing the comments of both of u, I think u are d foolish one here.no offense!

blazetitov:
Well, you can help us locate the cow's certificate since your people send cows to school. Bloody nuisance!!

Who is this goat?

blazetitov:
lousy governor. Where is the video you promised to release after your blood thirsty election? You and Fowlyose are not worthy of being called councilors talk more of being State governors.

What about the cow from Daura who has no certificate? Sychophant!

BUHARI, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE!

Na dem! Yoloba people! Suffersticated people my big ass!

BUHARI, YOU WILL NOT KNOW REST!

YOU WILL NEVER GO UNPUNISHED!!!

This is a long epistle full of trash!

BUHARI, YOU WILL NOT HAVE REST!

YOU WILL NEVER GO UNPUNISHED!!!

Ayodele Fayose is greater than Awolowo, Akintola, Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode, Aregbesola, Obasanjo, Oba of Lagos and even the Oba of Ife!!!

Quote me and say rubbish and see how thunder strikes your skull into 2 parts!!!

dacovajnr:
I can Categorically tell you that you're FINISHED! Your Glory yaff been taken away from you..if you ever had sex with her on that same Bed,i doubt if your sperm go fit make baby again sef
If you

Lefulefu what do have to say about this?

i serve a living God.

blackylola:
This is fine art calabash for crying out loud. Dirty mind fuykboy

get sense.so there's fine art calabash now?

decatalyst:
And the carrots still looks so fresh?

open ur eyes very well! Are those things carrots? They are beads. Ignoramus!

TrapQueen77:


Well, i dont think she already done that to u coz if she did you wont be here today & bother urself spilling those tiny beans...But instead u will ignore tat bowl and call her how much u love her and u cant wait to cook some good dinner for her tonyt

so this is the extent some so called good girls go to? I fear women!

Jacksparr0w127:
What's carrot doing in that calabash?




Btw, that calabash will be good for palmwine

u can come and collect it. i only used a stick to bring it out.

vanida6:
U re thelastIdiot dat`s why

don't mock a troubled man pls.

Nma27:
Run faster than your shadow

I will quit systematically

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I just discovered that my girlfriend is a fetishist!!! Abeg, if u no understand that English, e mean say she dey juju! i wonder how many ogbejugbele house she don visit

What will a fetish calabash be doing under the bed of a girl who calls herself a polished graduate? iam afraid because I don't know the extent she must have gone.I've not told her abt what i saw yet but i think it's time to call it quit. Dis one fit kill man for babalawo house.

Naija babes una too wicked! Abeg brothers and sisters make una pray for me o! Put me in prayers abeg.

No. Go back to him so that he can really kill you!

How I love big ass!

RUBBISH!!! NONSENSE AND INGREDIENTS!!!

Only Afonjas, the brown roofians will do that!

legaxi:
There are just trying to make his name appear on newspaper since no one has heard about him for awhile.

Shut up! U don't know anything!!!

progress69:
Shut up! How many wrong steps have u guys used as a trigger for ur time bomb, yet your time bomb have not set off after the wrong step was taken. What kind of useless timebomb is that?

Shut up!!! U always type senselessly! U don't know anything!

Oh! The luv of my life is getting married. i can't take it any longer, I'll kill myself o! Someone I've bin dreaming of for years? Money, see wetin u do me. u see am, money?

How can I sleep? How can I eat?

Brown roofians! Una don start again!!!

Onijagidijagan:
Stick to my tribe in My own land? I don't go to south east to pick them up, they are already flaunting their asset to us yorubas. why do igbo ladies love Yoruba men than igbo men?

is bcus we r d best in d game anytime in Nigeria cuz Yoruba boys r more attractive always

Shut up! U know nothing!!!

chowlade:
to tell d truth. .igbo players are too much in the national team and they've bn playing in the same pattern since d time of immemorial.
For this reason Nigeria has not qualify for d nation's cup for the fourth time in Nigerian history. Next year's qualifier same mistake will be done again.

musa might not be frm igbo tribe; but he's used with their same pattern of playing football.

Why are ur posts always dumb?

Hey chowlade or whatever u call urself, ur hatred for Igbos will eventually kill u one day!

chowlade:
We are just tired of igbo people commiting crimes on our lands. Justice must be done

Shut up! Who gave u mouth to speak?

Bolustic:
They've not even gotten Bia*ra, killings resulting from internecine bickerings have started. Nobody is the Igbos enemies except themselves.

I pray they don't become S/Sudan of today as soon as they get their independence.

Shut up!!! How is it ur business?