₦airaland Forum

shizzy7:
That's right

Next,
Their senators, ministers, political appointees representing the "Zoo" should start resigning.

If they're not greedy, they should all vacate their respective offices

U lack common sense! Who be dis one? U sure say ur brain still dey work?

Emassive:
You want him to stop the tribal war but you are also calling him names synonymous with his region. You 2 must wipe yourselves off the land of Nigeria so we can have peace

That guy needs like 685 strokes of cane. Small boy wey manage subscribe 30MB for phone!!!

Cc: greymiles

AFONJA! WICKED SET OF PEOPLE!

Skull miners, bunch of silly useless set of people. Brown roofs goats at it again!

ajalawole:
lolzzzzzz. Now i see that u are one of the many chest-beater on nairaland for mentioning westerners, am in ilorin right way, though am a xtain i dont need to join the senseless war u people wanted to start, and if that is the case. I can swear down that at last 10 ibo's could be killed by tomorrow morning in my area in ilorin cuz those hausa are always on alert

Shut up there, ewu! Quote me and die an untimely death!

Karlman:
HOW USELESS SOME YORUBAS CAN BE...you just they DIE all over the place since two days...ARE YOU CURSED?...what exactly is your illness? ...ARE YOU SO USELESS YOU CANT EVEN TAKE A MINUTE OFF THE NET TO ATTEND TO YOUR ELEPHANT OF MISERIES?...is there nobody in your family with an iota of brain to lend you a sliver of it?...such a miserable existence.

Don't mind that stupid goat!

Cc: LeoDeLion abi na LeoDeGoat

LionDeLeo:
Nonsense.

How did they react when some species of nematodes were busy insulting everyone in the name of some dreamy utopia self determination?

Why is it that these idiots in black can't issue warning to the miscreants fanning the embers of war since the 2nd qtr of 2015?

Even the SS accepted the election results in good faith and have since carried on, but some rats won't just let us be.

Shut ur trap there! U don't have a single atom of sense in that empty skull of urs! Quote me and see how disgrace u here!

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sonnie10:
Learn a trade, no they are too sophisticated. They shame others and call it 2 x 2 shop business

Learn hand work, nowhere they are too lazy. Only Chuckwudi can stay under a master.

Go an hustle abroad, for where? They are waiting for their parents to die, so that they would inherit his face me I slap you house in Idioroko.

Afonjas are fools!

Gotze1:
Who are the biafrans?

Afonjas are fools!

For all your skull mining related issues, visit www.afonjafools.com

johnbuck81:
u no sabi tap am sef.

dem dey give award to tap weed?

Nma27:
No money nd fine tiles dey ya house

babe bone dat tin.make I go stay for cave

See kpoli

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I've bin serving my oga for 4 years and 11 months, e remain just one month make i get my freedom and get settled with 7 million naira o, my oga come say i dey eye e girlfriend. E no settle me, he drove me away over false allegator, sorry allegation! Na so i come dey roam the street dey search for job. I dey vex!!! I've bin smoking marijuana and Dorchester since morning. I come add monkey tail, dogoyaro and omoloku join. Na only brick layer work full dis town sef!
I dey broke sotay my pee pee no dey raise if i see babe with big bum bum

I just dey reason, no be to kpuf dis yeye oga so?

Omo, see kpoli and baz, see frustration.I go hang myself o!

Segadem:
...that no. 5

na so di matter just be

If you have never been there to get the experience, you won't understand. Omo, we don hustle...from face-me-i-face-you in the ghetto to a well groomed residential area! Oluwa is involved! To every young man out there hustling and grinding to make ends meet, keep it going. No pain, no gain!

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 'BATHROOM' AND 'BAFFROOM'

1. When you go to the bathroom to bathe, the atmosphere and modern facilities are so welcoming that 5 mins bath can last for 20 mins but when u go baffroom go baff, you go dey hurry to baff sharp sharp and get out. You fit no sponge your body well sef

2. Bathroom is serene and secured with a good door but for baffroom, na there you go hear say Mr Udonko dey peep pipo wife wey dey baff!

3. In a bathroom, you will find stuffs like towel, sweet-smelling soap, toothpaste, mirrors, hand basin, etc. For baffroom, you go see used sanitary pad, cigarette filters, dudu osun soap, claro from indian hemp, used condoms, urine and sometimes, Mama Itoro pikin poo!

4. The scent that emanates from a bathroom can make you want to take your bath every hour but for baffroom, when you think of the emotional truama you will face from the stench of urine, you go prefer to stay dirty like craze man!

5. My brother, money good. If your soap fall for baffroom, no bother to pick am again. Just pour water for body and move on with life!

Gebbson007:
U shud nt v shared it with us den

Who come be dis? Abeg I wan go church

Gebbson007:
Shabi she's ur baby nw Biko dnt cm hre 2 complain oooo

did I complain to u?

lefulefu:
naija babes also insist u buy dollbabies for them
if u dont give them attention they start sulking or crying
so yes...technically they are babies

my wickedness mode activated.

Basildvalour:
Is she no longer your BABY

I'm tired of her!

How can a grown woman of 28 years be asking to be taken out to celebrate Children's Day? Nigerian ladies, una don turn children? Must u celebrate everything? I will take you out on ur birthday and even on my birthday. Take u out on Val's Day, Xmas eve, Xmas Day, New year eve, New year Day, Easter day, Independence Day, Marley Night, Salah Day etc. Una no get shame sef?

She's angry with me but I don't give a crap! All diz girls wey dey like money and outing too much, WAKA for una! Una dey craze! I dey vex!

Tosyne2much and toks2008, una dey live for una mummy house too?

kingthreatz, stewpid FO.OL!!!

[quote author=kingthreatz post=56893291][/quote]Mumu boy! U still dey insult ur mama wey born u! Chai!

Coolestchris and lefulefu, when will u leave ur parents house?

2SWT:
I can see you're anticipating Children's Day Rice and bobo that's why you thought 26th is children's day


Oga Children's Day is tomorrow

I'm wishing them happy children's day in advance. Are u one of them?

El-rufai is a ram, he is a stupid goat!!!

Lalas247:
Hmmm

Give that guy a Cold beer

The one who looks n complain either hate or wanna be like them ...

This why low lives go around bombing people !!!! For what ? Because then do not fit in the norm as far as these goats are concerned

Bet that lady is jobless n unemployed .. because if you work hard and get your own she wont have the time to be hating
Women think by shaming they go marry .... she still single AF bottom line ( with her brazo hair n red lipstick na so )

When God was giving out brains, some people were sleeping. When they finally woke up, what was left were just the brains of goats and lizards! No option, they had to collect the available! U need slap for this

kingthreatz:
I am just a goat like my father who is also useless

Na wa! Dis guy na real mumu oh!

kingthreatz:
You must be a professional cocklicker to think I care what you think

Ur father should have wasted his sperm on masturbation than giving birth to a compound and useless idi.ot like u!!!