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Yoluba people! Always known for fraud! Brown roofians, na wa o!

hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

Shut up! Buharee is a fool! Yoluba people and slavery behaviour sef na wa

Proudlyngwa:
And has this people doing this things thought of what we call ripple effect.
Our psychology levels are at different levels, your harmless action wherever you are can be affecting a faraway relative somewhere else, you reap what you sow, does not always mean you will be the one doing the reaping.

Go to hell with ur ripple effect theory! E pain am

Bolustic:
Not surprised, majority of the Eboes are generally rude and uncouth people. Reason they don't have genuine national leaders.

Afonja! Brown roof republic people e pain am well well Ndi Ofe Mmanu!

jeje123:
Attention seeker!

Oshh!!! E pain am!

MrCork:
...so u tink u deserve punnnny becuzz u buy fish for babe..abi?...BRO,PLS GO BACK TO BED JORRR!!!((no oofennce))

u try. u wey be dangote.

jairusben:
Op leave her Make she carry am go..na her merit..na so she go dey dupe soteylay one day she go come fall for my hand..i go avenge for you

Na make she no fall enter ritual people hands

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

a girl that belongs to such a cartel knows her trade. She won't fall for that abeg.

judedave181:
don't mind him he's still a learner...

agreed. U re the master. thanks.

Francis95:
I know you lieing buh this is very funny

I'll not debate with u but u better learn because these girls are out there.

jhyde101:
One chance

i go still catch her.

Tunami:
Lol, don't your have guys that can plot a graph for you?

what do u mean? Don't understand

Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Afonjaz again?

Afonjas! Very wicked people

Meanwhile, PRO, Name Checkers Association of Nigeria, Auchi Branch, reporting!

AfroKnight:
Ratchet babes are attacking the OP.

olosho girls

dollyjoy:
There is absolutely nothing wrong in helping your girl friend out financially once in a while, that is different from investing on a lady.



Just say you don't have, that is understandable.

go and work!

rugged7:
The best way to avoid temptation.....Is to fall into temtation

Have you tried Thumbzilla?

Malena Morgan and Alicia Taylor go make u "BLOW"...

Anyway, everybody has their weaknesses. At least u are not a pedophile or a homo. Thank god for small mercies

My advice is to find a nice girl with correct nyash and boobs u can be watching the videos with.

I can assure you that statistics have shown that women watch more porn than men

They are just better at pretending...

How do I get d babe?

AfricanApple:
All of a sudden everybody founded their love on face book. @thelastidiot are you here to sleep with girls?

I'm nt here to sleep with girls. Hw can that be?

supernet4:
chai u can lie o

Detected!

EmperorLee:
E go shock dem na as Our pre wedding pictures go soon flood nl

Keep deceiving urself. When u still dey stay ur papa house abi? Na preek wedding pictures!

2 fake females:
Bigassgrace Mamagee3

IamLEGEND1:
I post nasty stuff? ME?
HohMyGodt
why are u lying on top my head na?
me DAT my pregnant wife is stressing me out & beating me anyhow.
abeg ayam emosinally fragile ryt now,abi you want to see me break down in tears?

Give me small time, let me fish out the nasty stuffs I'm talking abt.

toposi4naija:
TRUE TRUE....

You are "TheLastIdiot"

I get sense pass u. Ekpa!

princeakins:
Oga toomuch... i trorrrrssss u

Invite ur boi o..

Mk we come dance

I pity u. So u wan go dance for spiritual wedding?

mizzbouqui:
At op watchout for I and my boo's prewedding pics

Emperorlee comean here this op o

Ok, we are waiting. I doubt you.

tosyne2much:
I also met my fiance on Nairaland and we shall get married before the end of this year

Spiritual fiancee I guess!

IamLEGEND1:
lies!

I found luv on NL and here we are today,expecting out first child in a few months.

LIAR! I knw ur type. U dat go about posting nasty stuffs? How come? I don't think any sane married man wuld do dat on a forum. U have no freaking wife except a spiritual one if possible.

*Many of the supposed babes here are guys posing as females. After collecting 3 to 4 pics of a random girl on facebook, they upload as dp and many mumu guys start sending pms.

*Nairaland doesn't give ppl d opportunity to send msgs to their email. When u do, u will see sumptin like "cutehector would like to send you a mail". What a fvck!

*Unlike facebook and some other social media where u can see ppl's profiles and friends, u can't do that here. So many profiles here are fake. Na wa oh, why shuld I be sending pms to my fellow male? I dey craze?

*Many girls here re far below the normal age to date. Some are 10 to 14 yrs old. They infest dis place after getting access to dia parents or siblings phones and computers. They will pose as 24 or 25 to deceive gullible guys. I don't wanna sleep with a 14 yr old, na child abuse. Jonaifame22 take note cos u re a threat to kids!

*Don't waste ur time looking 4 luv here. Haven't u wondered why all the pre-wedding pics and marriages u ve seen on Nairaland were between nairalanders who re not even active or known? Many of dem have bin guests and only registered just to show us dia pre-wedding pics. How many active members have we seen tying d knot?

tukdi:
Swerve

Ewu 10 kobo!!! Monkey! UR PAPA NYASH!

djkirkoo2:
Please is there any Anambra in Nigeria? Which Anambra is BMB talking about? Anambra state that can't even pay corpers common #8,300 alawee and yet the corpers are the ones doing the whole Jobs in the state. Go to all the government schools and offices you will see a government school with 30 - 40 corpers and even more than that figure in some schools, yet Willie can't pay them, this is the 8th month now without state alawee. A state without much workers, even their private schools are filled up with corpers, all they want is cheap labour, I don't think any government office or schools have up to 15 permanent staff. My people abeg Willie is not working, OK? Don't be deceived

Shut dat trap u call mouth! which 30 to 40 corpers? Only gullible ppl wuld believe u! How can a sch take 30 to 40 corpers? Are they part of d students? LIAR! I knw u re frm d brown roof republic

tukdi:
Your moniker makes me understand that you are the last idiot! I can't join issues with an idiot!

U be mugu! Ewu 50 kobo!