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mr.drizzy:
ph really dis nyt am following dat series like mad...so u mean its jst gonna be 10episodes?..nawao spartacus go end sha.i love the plot of this season 3 ,its the best of all.low nudity,high 3g,good scenes..its jst nice ..reminds me of "game of throne"..it would be back 31st dis mnth..lets see what awaits

My brother na so we see am oh!

Chei I watched the latest episode this early morning (downloaded via torrent ) and e just dey do me like say make Spartacus no end! 4 more to go now. Na wa

Spartacus!!!! Season 3 waiting for episode 6 to drop tonight!

Chei 4 more episodes after tonight and that's the end of all Spartacus seasons

I feel sorry for those that won't watch Spartacus because of blood and knacking. The storyline sure pass all that wan. I haven't seen such an intricate plot since Prison Break Season 1 (and the first half of season 2) and 24 Season 6. I live for the plot. Most series are just pisse and shite

What are your favourite characters in Spartacus so far? And what are the most memorable (best and worst) moments in Spartacus so far?

My best characters are Spartacus (of course), Onomaeus, Gannicus and Agron. High Quality Men with a moral compass even when they are deep in shit!

I'm 100% current (waiting for tonight's episode to air) and my best moment was at the end of season 1 where Spartacus leapt off Crixus shield into the balconey. See terror!

My most annoying scene was in the most recent episode but I don't want to spoil it for those who haven't seen it. I'm just angry with Julius Caesar because we all know that he's not going to die. He still has politics to do in Rome.

Nice one!

Is there any recent thread to discuss Spartacus Season 3: War of the Damned?

Sagamite:
Poverty in Nigeria has led to many not able to afford the nutritious foods that can enrich the brain. Thus resulting in cretins like this.

Garri in the morning, eba with stew no protein in the afternoon and erkor on its own in the evening surely can not be good for brain development and nourishment.

LMAO!  

I was reading this thread but I just had to login to laugh at this comment.  

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[li]Enigma[/li]
[li]Pastor AIO[/li]
[li]Aletheia[/li]
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Maybe OFUCHE UKOHA translated from Igbo into English is SIGN FIREMAN.

I don't know enough Igbo to argue against that.

OLAADEGBU:
Was it not you that asserted that it was obvious that Jesus drank alcohol?  Are you now singing another song?

I have never said any less. Jesus took alcohol (even when on the cross he took wine vinegar which can NEVER be non-alcoholic).

But I believe he never got drunk, because he was always without sin and getting drunk is a sin. That's what I have been saying since I entered this thread.

Taking alcohol is not a sin, alcoholism and/or getting drunk is the sin.

I'm done on this thread.

@r231 Kindly PM me the GTBank details so I can contribute a little to this great work

r231:
^^^^of cus

and they are all on one pc thats why the user names are never on at the sametime

when one is online the nxt is offline

Lmao maybe a girl [/b]is multi-[b]task[/b]ing like [b]fire

OLAADEGBU:
Could it be that you are the one with the ulterior motive here?

Lol what? My views have been consistent throughout this thread. It's you who have been shifting your feet. Last night you said it is lawful but not expedient. Now you have[i] changed mouth[/i].

OLAADEGBU:
Hypocrites and enemies of the truth will always condemn whatever method godly men use in propagating the truth because they are looking for ways to justify their acts of darkness and rejection of the truth.

E ti wa daa si rough and me I no be ruffian.

Cheers 

This is the best thread I have ever seen on Nairaland!

mazaje:
On a serious note, just want to know if its for real man?. . .

It's for real, dude.

@taskgirl: Please where is the hot MILFs p-i-m-p poster?    

@r231: I just followed that link and I'm stunned. I have to do something. God bless you all.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-801338.1088.html

NokiaSamsu:
Please stick with your unreported world every friday and spare us the crab!

But I love crab! It's yummy

Loooool it's so funny to say that someone's statements in an interview in an obscure media is EVIDENCE for the person's same statements elsewhere.

That is circular reasoning and it defies all forms of logic.

Circular Reasoning – supporting a premise with the premise rather than a conclusion.

A confused student argues: “You can’t give me a C.  I’m an A student!”

The problem with circular reasoning is that the claim is made on grounds that cannot be accepted as true — because those very grounds are in dispute.  How can a student claim to be an A student when he just earned a C?

To clarify, no one is an “A student” by definition.  Grades are earned in every class and are derived from a variety of different methods.  The requirements in one class are set by the school and the instructor, so the same class taught by a different teacher or in a different location should yield two very different results (final grades).  Merely claiming to be an A student does not make the claim valid.

Circular reasoning, or in other words, paradoxical thinking, is a type of formal logical fallacy in which the proposition to be proved is assumed implicitly or explicitly in one of the premises. For example:

"Only an untrustworthy person would run for office. The fact that politicians are untrustworthy is proof of this."

Such an argument is fallacious, because it relies upon its own proposition — "politicians are untrustworthy" — in order to support its central premise. [size=14pt]Essentially, the argument assumes that its central point is already proven, and uses this in support of itself.[/size]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_reasoning

I think Joagbaje and the Fire taskers must be very pious. Why, do you ask?

Pi-ous people always enjoy circular reasoning

They will keep going round in circles like 2 pi r

As a religious leader it's very easy to lie and think that people will not question your statements to evaluate the truth.

Fortunately this is not the 14th century. 

@Olaadegbu:

Na wa o. I thought we had come full circle last night? It's obvious that you have ulterior propaganda in this discussion.

plappville:
[b](Acts 2:1-13)  1 When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place. 2 Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. 3 They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them. 4 All of them were filled with the Holy Spirit and began to speak in other tongues[a] as the Spirit enabled them.
5 Now there were staying in Jerusalem God-fearing Jews from every nation under heaven. 6 When they heard this sound, a crowd came together in bewilderment, because each one heard their own language being spoken. 7 Utterly amazed, they asked: “Aren’t all these who are speaking Galileans? 8 Then how is it that each of us hears them in our native language? 9 Parthians, Medes and Elamites; residents of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus and Asia, 10 Phrygia and Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya near Cyrene; visitors from Rome 11 (both Jews and converts to Judaism); Cretans and Arabs—we hear them declaring the wonders of God in our own tongues!” 12 Amazed and perplexed, they asked one another, “What does this mean?”

13 Some, however, made fun of them and said, “They have had too much wine.”  

[size=14pt]will u now say because they were mocked of been drunk, shows any proof of alcohol[/size]

Off-point. Observers thought they were like drunk people, because they were filled with the Holy Ghost and speaking in tongues. Not because of anything to do with alcohol.

Jesus HIMSELF said that unlike John the Baptist who would not eat bread or drink wine and was called a demon, that HE is eating and drinking.

John refused to eat bread :: meanwhile Jesus ate
John refused to drink wine :: meanwhile Jesus drank (what did he drink?)

This is simple English comprehension!

dare2think:
My wonderful Christian friends, I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way.

Pls forgive me.

Can you please provide me with answers to questions  puzzling me, since you seem to know Mr Fire-man very well.

What is Fireman's real name?

What is the name of his Gold mine and air-craft business?

What are the names of the companies he had at age 12?

Which institution accorded him the doctorate accolade?

Thank you

Pls could be kind enough to provide substantial proof.

Once again, sorry if I offended you

My guy you wan grow grey hair for this set of questions. 

mazaje:
Is this poster/handbill for real? Or is this just a mockery of pastor Fire man?. . .

E wanna real die?

The poster is calling for all the hot girls to come meet the p-i-m-p

Enigma:
^^ Talk of Jesus being "upgraded to god" is the talk of fools and of deliberate liars and twisters.

Even God the Father referred to Jesus the Son as God ----- looooong before the Council of Nicaea.


Hebrews 1:8
But to the Son He says: "Your throne, O God, is forever and ever; A scepter of righteousness is the scepter of Your kingdom.

GBAM!

She was my good friend at the University but I'm just finding out.

Warm, friendly, always smiling, pretty Esther.

My heart is heavy. Goodnight my friend.

OLAADEGBU:
Drinking alcohol may be lawful for a Christian but it is not expedient.

Translation: It's not a sin, but it's not in your best interest.

This, I agree with. Goodnight brother.

OLAADEGBU:
Watch how the rascal bit the dust in this short musical video. You will see how Bacchus the alcohol demon was the first one to bite the dust in the pub (beer parlour).

[flash=500,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_UO8wlZymM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&fs=1[/flash]

@Olaadegbu:

I've known the Carman's song for years but this is my first time seeing the video. Thanks for sharing.

Did you notice? He said "You demon of alcoholism" not "demon of alcohol" 

Until you see that alcohol is not the problem but alcoholism is, then 

There is a reason why lotteries, money-doubling pyramid schemes and all other nonesuch thrive in Nigeria. And now there you have it, deeply seated in religion. The End.

You guys are still here, missing out on all the action on the other thread. 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-794227.160.html#msg9662237

Excerpts:

firegirl:
yes he thought us that God is a game check it out this way,  in the bible, if you want something from God, u sow a seed,  without a seed u cannot reap. u get to a church where the man fo God has that annointion and u want to test it if is true,  u bring out your seed and sow, God will not come down by Himself to bless you,  your angels will manipulate some1 to bless you, wen it works u'll like to come back and try again, itz just like poker

firegirl:
A guy was a drunkard, he went to drink with his friends, he slept off and they left him, he heard peolple singing praises wen he woke up, he joined and on the following sunday,he came to church and Daddy asked people who were interested to make it BIG should come out for a seed of 1k(one thousand naira), he didnt have a dim, he borrowed from some1 he happen to know and he sowed the seed, that week he was favoured wit 30k, he came back the following sunday and sowed a seed of 10k after pating his tithe, that same week he was favoured with 300k, he came back and gave a testimony and sowed a seed of 100k and that week he was given a contract 10million, he came back again and sowed a seed, the following week he got 3 international contracts worth 54billion,  tell me is God not a game?

This testimony is really like poker, I have to agree. Does anybody ever lose millions the way this gambler gained 54 billion?

firegirl:
lemme tell u how he got his cars and jeeps, [size=13pt] a man called from abuja(he doesnt know the man) and told him that people are criticizing him and for every criticism, he'l buy him a car or a jeep,  the next week, the man sent two cars and a jeep cuz there were 3 criticism,  since then he has been sowing his cars and jeeps and he has been getting more[/size]

That philantrophist in Abuja needs to see these Nairaland threads so he can rain down on Dr Fireman with hundreds of cars and jeeps!   So many haters with plenty criticism here I tell you.  

Nigeria is mysterious, I tell you 

Sorry, moderator please move to the Jokes section

davidylan:
[size=13pt]somebody called from Enugu and insisted that any other criticism he hears, he will grant fireman a phd.[/size]

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! Goodnight kiddies!!!!!!!!!! 

Okay I'm done laughing. Let's see again.  

he thought (sic) us that God is a game check it out this way

Let's see if it will convince us.

in the bible, if you want something from God, u sow a seed

FOUL! If you want something from God you ask, believing by faith. Then God will tell you what to do or how you will get it.

u get to a church where the man fo God has that annointion and u want to test it if is true, u bring out your seed and sow,

This is the problem. Why should I go around testing all charlatans with my precious seed?
And why am I testing his anointing when I have the Holy Spirit who can bear witness?

God will not come down by Himself to bless you, your angels will manipulate some1 to bless you

Wow. This is called witchcraft. Spiritual manipulation, it's called witchcraft.

wen it works u'll like to come back and try again, itz just like poker

We're not convinced

firegirl:
yes he thought us that God is a game check it out this way,  in the bible, if you want something from God, u sow a seed,  without a seed u cannot reap. u get to a church where the man fo God has that annointion and u want to test it if is true,  u bring out your seed and sow, God will not come down by Himself to bless you,  your angels will manipulate some1 to bless you, wen it works u'll like to come back and try again, itz just like poker

firegirl:
A guy was a drunkard, he went to drink with his friends, he slept off and they left him, he heard peolple singing praises wen he woke up, he joined and on the following sunday,he came to church and Daddy asked people who were interested to make it BIG should come out for a seed of 1k(one thousand naira), he didnt have a dim, he borrowed from some1 he happen to know and he sowed the seed, that week he was favoured wit 30k, he came back the following sunday and sowed a seed of 10k after pating his tithe, that same week he was favoured with 300k, he came back and gave a testimony and sowed a seed of 100k and that week he was given a contract 10million, he came back again and sowed a seed, the following week he got 3 international contracts worth 54billion,  tell me is God not a game?

This testimony is really like poker, I have to agree. Does anybody ever lose millions the way this gambler gained 54 billion?

firegirl:
lemme tell u how he got his cars and jeeps, [size=13pt] a man called from abuja(he doesnt know the man) and told him that people are criticizing him and for every criticism, he'l buy him a car or a jeep,  the next week, the man sent two cars and a jeep cuz there were 3 criticism,  since then he has been sowing his cars and jeeps and he has been getting more[/size]

That philantrophist in Abuja needs to see these Nairaland threads so he can rain down on Dr Fireman with hundreds of cars and jeeps!   So many haters with plenty criticism here I tell you.  

The only question I have about all of this is:

Which time did tortoise fall from the sky and crack back?  

https://www.dreamstime.com/turtle-or-tortoise-cartoon-illustration-thumb11764643.jpg

She asked for it so I had no choice.

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv97fdVXLo1qaaugko1_r1_400.png