Your monicker though. Modified; It's ok to SIMP once in a while, as we are all human, but the problem is to remain SIMPle without realising it . The best way to avert being SIMPle is to always put your thinking cap on. Always ask yourself, this thing I'm about to do for this girl, if it is a fellow man, would I still be able to go all out the same way, without baiting an eyelid. The answer you got will help you to know if you are about to do it, the SIMPle way.

Op, you are showing us picture of ASP John Umoru, but I'm seeing a picture of Abba Kyari's co-tailor. Abi na the weed...

They've been dealing with the Igbos (so they think), no be today. But the emergence of MNK, made it more obvious that they feel like killing him overnight. But the fear of the awakened giants of MNK and Ndi Igbo, is the beginning of wisdom.

End time pastor. But the woman gather fa.. well, the pastor is just appreciating the beautiful hand work of God, and nothing else. Don't ask how I take know because I've once played the role of a pastor.

It means; 1. Old way of proposing a relationship to a woman or telling her you want to fvck. 2. If it's a business area/center, it may be a sign of telling the shop owner by the people whom we call "Ndi oso ahia" to add small thing (money) to the customer they brought to him, without the customer noticing. Finally, if it's done to you by a total stranger or one whom you have no business with, run for your life. There's 80% probability he's "gaybiel" .

Iyaebe:
So you are not married?i don't even know if you are an old man or a young man.Try and get married this year please or come to our church so that my pastor can pray for you and you'll see your wife through vision.

Subtly telling him that you are still single and very much available. Pansophist, are you thinking what I'm thinking.

She's cheating on you.

Congratulations.

I observed most of the end of the year seasons, always end bad for women. Due to their high hopes and unnecessary pressure of meeting up before the year ends, such as: getting married to avoid hitting shiloh the upper year or at best, getting engaged to use and console themselves. But trust our boys to always do the needful . The time they will use and work on themselves and how to be a virtous woman, they will waste it scheming on how to cage a niggar down. Not knowing that niggars are also scheming on how to dump their avss for a more virtuous one, be it her neighbour, sister, bestie or what so called...Niggars are becoming wiser by the day, the effects are all over nairaland romance section. Meanwhile Nairaland women reading this like;

When a slay mama gave birth to a slay queen, the boyfriend of either of them, will be the happiest man.

Me I no know any babalawo oo. Lalasticlala, NwaAmaikpe, abi una know any better babalawo make una help this buroda.

Thought they banned twitter in nigeria? What is isibande looking for twitter?. Twitter 2:1 nigeria government. Lai mohammed, over to you...

They are very promiscuous no doubt.

Op get your facts right. This was originally written by Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro, and not by prof. Oludare ogunlana as claimed.

Another 8-2 loading. But this time, in favour of Barcelona.

Lmao, Just tell us say you no get choice.

Kiddwaya will be laughing at any SIMP who decided to marry this wan.

AdaSunshine:
[s]Too soon. Way too soon!

Is this their reason for reconciling? If it is, then it is fake reconciliation.
They need more time to heal, to get back their long lost vibe and genuine connection.
Even their fans need time to get their groove back.

[/s]

Some name checkers association will be disappointed with this news.

One of the advantages of being living in the north, nothing concern them with bad naira notes. As much as the numbers are there, you are good to use it and buy anything. Which left me with the question; In what way does the southerners think they are smarter than their northern counter part?. If the banks can collect the "mediocre" naira notes (with complete numbers ofcourse), what stops you (the people) from legalising the use of it?. Must you wait for the clueless government to do everything for you? Instead of using common sense, you'll rather commit murder because of a use.less 50 naira note. Sorry @OP.

I see my friend's sister as my own sister. Though she love and flirts with me, but I can't just reciprocate because the feeling is not mutual. I see how she frowns whenever I address her with the phrase "my sister".

Nawaoo.. You said you are working and doing well for yourself, but the only problem is that she's "better" than you financially. My advice: Marry her, as much as she's feminine and respectful to you. Don't depend on her, nor her money but try as much as possible to carry your basic manly duty in your home. But If you know you can't look beyond her wealth, and handle her as a woman and a wife that's supposed to be married and submissive to you, I advise you quit the relationship now.

Him and the wife understands the fact that they belongs to the street. Why should you be bothered?.

I'm not a prophet but shishi, you no go see. This, I have seen.

I'm more concerned about the type of work you go with empty stomach, come back with empty stomach, and repeat the same the next day. Is it really worth it... Hmm..

Mynd44 when he banned you unjustly.

Slawormiir aka, damn niggarr!..

Abba kyari the super copper

Moral of the story: Always part well with your partner, because you don't know where you will meet tomorrow.

RIP to the dead. Nigerian forces are only good at killing innocent and armless civillians, but send them to sambisa forest now, they'll be pooing in their panties. Bunch of Cowards!.

Who the hell brought this thread to FP, when he knows he's not gonna keep the people updated. for fvck sake, The score is 0-1 in favour of Real madrid. And to those complaining about how messi is this and ronaldo that, that made the match uninteresting, will you get the F out of here!. This thread is not for you. WTF!.

Ohamadike! You can not just help but love this guy. Except you are a zone-b, who depend on a meagre of 30k stipend to avert starvation from our darling dazzy. Aka, jubril el sudan.