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Politics / Re: Enugu Govt Approves Further Works On Int’l Conference Centre by TheMoniker: 6:13pm On May 18, 2019
cheesy
Get rich quick scheme
Politics / Re: Osun Beyond Senator Adeleke’s Capacity To Govern – APC by TheMoniker: 10:19pm On May 17, 2019
femolii:
Trach, my father is a man without sence.

Fixed.
Politics / Re: Osun Beyond Senator Adeleke’s Capacity To Govern – APC by TheMoniker: 5:29pm On May 17, 2019
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It’s truly beyond him cos he’ll marvel that a larger percentage of the state’s money goes to a thief in Lagos.
Naija is a cursed country. You see day light robbers (Buhari, Tinubu, Oyetola, Osibade) and wave at them but erection they get hearing about yahoo boys is alarming. People like Buhari should live in caves if that country is serious about good governance. If I was in Nigeria and I was a yahoo boy, I’ll make everyone around me suffer before getting a dime or favoring them cos I’ll know they don’t mean well for me.
Una never ready. Thank God I japa soon when I get my family out of that God forsaken shit hole I’ll only be reading about “it”

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NYSC / Re: O.O Ahile Is Dead! NYSC Kogi State Co-ordinator Dies In Accident by TheMoniker: 11:14am On May 17, 2019
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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Nigeria Delegation To ECOWAS Says Security Situation Satisfactory by TheMoniker: 12:45pm On May 15, 2019
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Were you expecting anything more from someone controlled by an illiterate? Oh come off that please.
Next level senselessness

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Health / Re: 100 Level ABSU Student Slumped And Died On Her Way To Exam (Photo) by TheMoniker: 12:27pm On May 15, 2019
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Had it been she’s aware that it doesn’t matter if she does to uni or not she would have stay put in her parent’s house. Naija is cursed!

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Education / Re: Ekene Franklin Ezeunala: I Aimed At Scoring 370 - UTME Best Candidate by TheMoniker: 12:19pm On May 15, 2019
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Don’t get it twisted.
Jamb award marks randomly! I didn’t know shit when I sat for jamb and I select random options from the beginning to the end. I score 210, that can’t be a coincidence, it means the exam is pure shit. Boy pocket your story for the gods.

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Crime / Re: Meet Babatunde Folorunsho, The First Armed Robber Executed Publicly In Nigeria by TheMoniker: 12:16pm On May 15, 2019
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They should do this to the bullion van man in Lagos too
Same should go to the lifeless one.
Liked by PDPNG, Atiku, Deji Adeyanju, Osibade. Mmmm isha Allah.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Zlatan Ibile's Release From EFCC Custody by TheMoniker: 8:35am On May 15, 2019
stanliwise:
stop proving how retardêd you actually are. USA kor, UDA ni. Imposter. mtcheww
Typical Nigerian pained soul. I’m not the reason for your misfortune abeg.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Zlatan Ibile's Release From EFCC Custody by TheMoniker: 8:22am On May 15, 2019
KevinDein:

What a proper proper idiot you are. And the 60 criminals that liked your comment. If at all you reside in the USA then I'm sure you must be living in a crime infested ghetto over there. What a lost case.
I live in la where your generations yet unborn won’t have the opportunity to live or be.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Zlatan Ibile's Release From EFCC Custody by TheMoniker: 8:20am On May 15, 2019
KevinDein:

What a proper proper idiot you are. And the 60 criminals that liked your comment. If at all you reside in the USA then I'm sure you must be living in a crime infested ghetto over there. What a lost case.
Lol. I live in la where you’ll never get to.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Zlatan Ibile's Release From EFCC Custody by TheMoniker: 11:39pm On May 14, 2019
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The “Hard working youths” won’t like this
Wealth is a threat to them.
I’ve always said it to my friends here in US that Nigerians hate on you once you’ve attained the height that none of their generations won’t reach. The best you can do is to avoid a vast majority of them once you leave the country. They might end up killing you.
Don’t let it surprise you that most hating on those guys are failed yahoo boys who though “they shouldn’t get it if I can’t”
I detest Nigerians and Nigeria passionately.
The only set of people stealing from Nigerians are their tetarded politicians like Buhari, Tinubu and co but they still sing their praises and in their myopic mind, someone collecting from whites is their problem? Lol. Awon oloriburuku.
See police for naija like armed robbers.

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Autos / Re: ****Lightening Fast RO/RO Vehicle Shipping From Any U.S Location Made Easy***** by TheMoniker: 6:09pm On May 12, 2019
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Urged To Reduce Political Parties by TheMoniker: 7:07am On May 12, 2019
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Fucking Nigeria god forsaken country.
Celebrities / Re: Damilola Adegbite Replies Non-fan Who Said Her Beauty Cannot Get Her A Man by TheMoniker: 8:04am On May 10, 2019
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Sadly no communication has taken place. She’s just a moroń

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And His Crew In Serious Praise And Worship Mood "Mother Death" by TheMoniker: 9:34am On May 09, 2019
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Grace
Politics / Re: Ernest Shonekan Celebrates His 83rd Birthday Today by TheMoniker: 9:33am On May 09, 2019
cheesy
Happy birthday the greatest coward in Nigeria.

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Travel / Re: 16 Tips For Safe And Cordial Relationship At Checkpoints – Nigeria Police Force by TheMoniker: 10:36pm On May 07, 2019
angry
Just give N100 and save yourself all this stress.

Car Talk / Re: Rolls Royce Marks 115 Years Of Excellence And Innovation by TheMoniker: 10:09pm On May 06, 2019
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Buhafailure is celebrating 95 years of dullardino and foolishness.
Baba failure olorigbigbe

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Politics / Re: Coalition Of Nigeria Entertainers congratulate Ned Nwoko On Doctorate Honours by TheMoniker: 6:02pm On May 06, 2019
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Awon oloriburuku wereh asinwin
If pig get money they’ll organize press conference for the pig.
All they want is money and recognition.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Children Push Her Inside Swimming Pool by TheMoniker: 11:12pm On May 05, 2019
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Toyin Abraham shocked

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Politics / Re: Army Bans Motorcycles In Some States To Curb Kidnapping (Full List) by TheMoniker: 11:01pm On May 05, 2019
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The earlier we realize we are already at war in Nigeria the better. The idiot called President is incapable of ruling that fucking country. He’s a mothèrfuckïng tribal bigot.
The military can’t win this war cos they are not motivated. The ones at the realm of affairs are only interested in embezzling funds. Dubai mansion tinz grin

id911:
Who gave Army such powers and where did they derive it from? It is illegal and unconstitutional. Okada riders should go about their normal business and disregard the order of the incompetent Army.

It is the Governor of each state that has the power to ban Okada if it sees them as security risk and not the useless Army that only show their strength with unarmed civilians
Baba this Nigerian army people no go school! Better make dem obey them cos Nigeria is a lawless country where vigilantę people sef dey make orders.

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Health / Re: Army Did Not Neglect Lance Corporal Emmanuel (daily Trust) by TheMoniker: 7:32pm On May 04, 2019
angry
Lie from the pit of hell!
Cover up is their usual way to save face like they have human feeling.

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Education / Re: JAMB To Publish Names Of Prominent Politicians Who Cheated During UTME by TheMoniker: 5:22pm On May 04, 2019
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Jokers.
I do say it that jamb just award scores randomly.

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Crime / Re: DSS Arrest 59 Commercial Sex Workers In Calabar by TheMoniker: 5:22pm On May 04, 2019
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Crime / Re: Calabar: DSS Arrest 59 For Commercial Sex, Minors, Men Included by TheMoniker: 5:14pm On May 04, 2019
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Una never see anything, sheybi na una vote that lifeless bastàrd.
I don escape naija for una already and I’ll handpick my family one after the other. Enjoy your suffering grin

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Celebrities / Re: Clarence Peters React To Pretty Mike's Accusation Of Sleeping With Video Vixens by TheMoniker: 1:14pm On Apr 30, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Lady In Dubai: If I See How Regina Daniels Take Get The Man I Go Follow Am Do Am by TheMoniker: 8:35am On Apr 30, 2019
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We dey talk humans this shït face sef dey show face. See face like undone akara elepo.

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Celebrities / Re: Alibaba And Falz React As Nigerian Company Starts Manufacturing Armoured Carrier by TheMoniker: 8:32am On Apr 30, 2019
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One failed musician who’s father is feeding fat on the gullibility of Nigerians claiming activist.
One frustrated comedian who’s always in pain seeing people succeed.
But what do I know

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Crime / Re: Mexican Man Stuck In Tunnel He Dug To Spy On Ex-Wife by TheMoniker: 6:22pm On Apr 29, 2019
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This is what my pastor mean when he said let your enemy fall inside the pit they dug for you.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Officers Sleep Off While Detaining Some Ladies by TheMoniker: 1:36pm On Apr 29, 2019
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Dem sprinkle pusśy fluid on them ni

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army To Take ₦1b Loan Towards Producing Local Armoured Fighting Vehicle by TheMoniker: 9:03pm On Apr 28, 2019
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Some people about to be enriched.
“We are fighting corruption” grin

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