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Crime / Re: The Rate Of One-chance Criminals Is Alarming - Abuja Residents Cry Out by TheMoniker: 8:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
grin
The guns the politicians gave them will definitely be put to use abi you think they’ll throw it away ni?
Please stop yahoo and people will rob police stations and the idiots clamoring for it to end will loose most of their loved ones.
A country that unemployment rate is 100%
Is like Mexico clamoring for an end to drug cartels or Russia clamoring for an end to illegal weapon sale.
grin Nigerian online intellectuals that knows nothing about governance

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Car Talk / Re: This Kia Habaniro Car Uses Artificial Intelligence To Know When You Are Sad by TheMoniker: 6:39pm On Apr 27, 2019
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Crime / Re: Driver murders his boss's wife after he was fired in Ibadan by TheMoniker: 10:25pm On Apr 26, 2019
angry
Buhari why?

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Travel / Re: Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green In Dubai by TheMoniker: 10:01pm On Apr 26, 2019
grin
Buhari’s motorcade has 66 vehicles and 2 power bikes. He’s immune to traffic laws cos roads are always closed whenever the failure is passing.
He leaves sorrow, tears and blood wherever he goes. He’s a plague.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Govt Approves N52bn For Monitoring Of Borders by TheMoniker: 6:44pm On Apr 26, 2019
grin
As usual, it’ll end up in someone’s pocket.
We are fighting corruption grin

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Celebrities / Re: Gbemi Speaks On Artistes Supporting Yahoo Boys, "Petition Brands To Drop Them" by TheMoniker: 5:47pm On Apr 24, 2019
grin
Nigerians sha. I wish the idiotic youths can direct half the energy they are using to attack yahoo boys to politicians.
Those are not the cause of your misfortune but the politicians you praise daily. They are the cause
Attack Tinubu, attack Buhari, attack fashola. They are the cause of your misfortune. They’ve mailed your future. Thank yahooboys for bringing back the money they are taking there in billions. They are your savior! Yes. You will be dead I mean all of you reading this if not for yahoo boys.

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Crime / Re: Caramelo Strip Club Raid In Abuja: FG Speaks by TheMoniker: 10:12am On Apr 23, 2019
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grin
Direct half of that energy to the evil failure called Buhari and watch the economy boom.
Direct half of the energy to state govt and bad roads and watch magic happen.
Mothérfuckerś with misplaced priorities.

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Celebrities / Re: Profile Of Tinuola Ogunyale: Her Endorsements And Rise In The Movie Industry by TheMoniker: 2:20pm On Apr 19, 2019
grin
To be sincere she looks trashy and classless.

Religion / Re: Observing Good Friday Around The World by TheMoniker: 8:26am On Apr 19, 2019
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Family / Re: I Will Make My Children To Marry At 16 If They Start Misbehaving - Lady by TheMoniker: 11:27pm On Apr 18, 2019
cheesy
Abokî grin

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Crime / Re: Man Calls Out SARS Officers Offering Him A Refund To Stay Silent After Extortion by TheMoniker: 1:23pm On Apr 18, 2019
grin
So those illiterates think you can’t retrieve the bank account you sent money to? Lol.

Btw, they arrested you cos you are still using Facebook

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Celebrities / Re: I'm Waiting For The Day No One Goes Out To Vote - Yvonne Nelson by TheMoniker: 12:11pm On Apr 18, 2019
SweetJoystick:
African leaders are cursed
Buhari Muhammadu is cursed. Osibade the fake asś pastor is cursed. Until we start mentioning their names cos there is nothing like “African leaders”
There is nothing like “Nigerian police” cos this people don’t care about the organization or the institution they represent.
You take SARS name to babalawo, it won’t effect anything. Take the individual’s name or try get names or individuals to babalawo to lay a curse on them.

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by TheMoniker: 11:17pm On Apr 17, 2019
grin
Akala in akobo, you must have 500k at least to rent anything there.
Akobo is expensive and overhyped for no reason. Terrible roads. But they have light there sha though not like it was 2 years ago. Massive migration is being witnessed and hold up na die.
Quick story, I lived in Lagos (Ajah) and I worked in v.i so I complained of the stress and I was transferred to Ibadan where I’m based. I now live in Akobo and work at Akala express, Orita. I spend over 4 hours on the road everyday in ibadan but less than 2 hours in Lagos daily.
Think twice before you consider moving to Ibadan. Everything is just as expensive as Lagos.

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Business / Re: Akin Alabi: My Mum's Driver Thought I Was A Yahoo Boy - Nairabet CEO by TheMoniker: 9:36pm On Apr 17, 2019
grin
But you are a yahoo man. Rob Peter to pay Paul.
Smart man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Architect Loses A N3.5m Job For Being A Buhari Supporter by TheMoniker: 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2019
angry
You don’t even deserve to live, you deserve to die hard for supporting that carcass angry

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Crime / Re: Six Yahoo Boys Jailed In Calabar (Photo) by TheMoniker: 1:53pm On Apr 16, 2019
Pity them? A times I feel like weeping for this country cos the youths are the real problem!
Arm yourself and kill these bastards manning the position of authority! They are your greatest misfortune but alas they will support them cos of 10k and tear anyone not licking their ass down.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: EFCC Arrests Justice Ofili-ajumogobia As Court Strikes Out Corruption by TheMoniker: 1:48pm On Apr 16, 2019
shocked
Average Nigeria youth is very stupid so why pity them when you can laugh at their misfortune. They’ll be here to support EFCC. grin

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Asks All Political Appointees To Resign On 30th April by TheMoniker: 1:47pm On Apr 16, 2019
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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Appoints Akachukwu Nwankpo As Personal Envoy by TheMoniker: 11:17pm On Apr 05, 2019
After you left, the carcass killed democracy. angry

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Crime / Re: Immigration Officials Exposed Demanding Bribes For Passport In PHC (vid) by TheMoniker: 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2019
cheesy
It’s the norm. Those guys are worse than police o. Almost everyone carrying a Nigerian passport paid that bribe or else you’ll cry!

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Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead By Armed Robbers In Eleme, Rivers State (Graphic) by TheMoniker: 7:30pm On Apr 04, 2019
sad
I’ve aways said it.
River state is unsafe for even animals to live.
The locals don’t go to school.
Their grown ups wake up every morning to drink.
One of my clients once told me he built a house in this same eleme but he didn’t live their for up to a month cos the insecurity level their is alarming so he had to relocate to Ibadan and he abandoned his own house. He’s an indigene of Eleme.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Directs Finance Ministry To Sell All Recovered Assets by TheMoniker: 7:13am On Apr 04, 2019
grin
Who will buy?
Cos they will still collect it from the proposed buyer and resell it.

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Celebrities / Re: Adetutu Alabi: I Got Death Threats After Calling Out Simi by TheMoniker: 3:38pm On Apr 03, 2019
sad
Okola no bring Segalinks into your bullshit. You taking offense at everything and very soon you’ll tell us no to talk.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Dakar, Senegal Ahead Of Presidential Inauguration Ceremony by TheMoniker: 9:36am On Apr 02, 2019
May he never return alive.

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Strikes A Pose With Mompha Bentley And Range Rover by TheMoniker: 5:26pm On Apr 01, 2019
grin Povery from a known source motivate you and yours
Olalan:
Why should wealth from unknown sources motivate any sane being? At last check there's no verifiable known source of his wealth.
BTW to everybody who hustle legitimately pls don't let peeps like this discourage you, there's going to be a pay day for you just keep doing it right.......

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Brunei Gay Law: Gay Sex And Adultery Punishable With Death Penalty by TheMoniker: 5:22pm On Apr 01, 2019
angry
Bobrisky should go on vacation to that country

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Molesting 11-year-old Girl Inside Keke Napep by TheMoniker: 5:11pm On Apr 01, 2019

How much una go pay olosho?
Make dem cut off him dick!!!

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Properties / Re: Fire Kills Mother And Her 2 Kids In Rivers State by TheMoniker: 1:54pm On Apr 01, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:

Mention instances where the bolded happened
SARS road

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Properties / Re: Fire Kills Mother And Her 2 Kids In Rivers State by TheMoniker: 1:41pm On Apr 01, 2019
sad
River state is a cursed state and is not safe for even animals to live. Thank God my family members were transferred from that danger zone
Everything is working against that state.
It’s the state where govt pays community people before embarking on road projects.

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Crime / Re: Pregnant N-power Volunteer Beaten By School HOD In Ekiti by TheMoniker: 5:26pm On Mar 23, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Richest Pastors In Africa And Net Worth 2019 by TheMoniker: 7:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
angry

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