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CrimeRe: Christmas Chicken Thief Beaten, Stripped Unclad, Stolen Fowl Tied Round His Neck by themonk(m): 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2016
grin
If you watch closely you would see the chicken giving him a Mouth Action at the first pic.
grin
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Shot At The Desert By Ghanaian Man And Nigerian Lady by themonk(m): 4:03pm On Dec 26, 2016
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by themonk(m): 3:23pm On Dec 26, 2016
Baddchristy:
Think I'm still at the agnostic stage too
Am agnostic too, do you mind replying my mail please?
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist? by themonk(m): 3:18pm On Dec 26, 2016
Mark said he wasn't atheist, theists started rejoicing. He could still be agnostic you know, remember his mentor warren buffet is agnostic.
InvestmentRe: MMM Posts Christmas Greeting. Angry Participants React (Photos) by themonk(m): 2:55pm On Dec 26, 2016
grin
BusinessRe: Few Things That May Happen If MMM Don't Bounce Back In 2017 by themonk(m): 8:18am On Dec 26, 2016
shocked
CultureRe: Eze Ndigbo Title Remains Banned – Deji Of Akure by themonk(m): 7:33am On Dec 26, 2016
This country sef.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Best Poster Of The Year Award by themonk(m): 7:16am On Dec 26, 2016
grin
CareerRe: Broadening Vs Specialization: Different Approaches To Career Advancement. by themonk(m): 7:11am On Dec 26, 2016
It depends on the individual sha. For me am a jack of all trade master of all type of person.
PhonesRe: Which Network Has The Best 4G Service In Lagos Currently? by themonk(m): 7:09am On Dec 26, 2016
Landline grin
CrimeRe: Teenager Beaten To Stupor After He Was Caught Stealing Chicken On Xmas Day by themonk(m): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2016
angry grin
If you observe clearly you'll see one of those chickens giving him a Mouth Action.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Presented With Cards, Trophy For "Capturing Sambisa Forest" by themonk(m): 9:02pm On Dec 25, 2016
shocked
RomanceRe: What Is Your Month Of Birth? Look And See You(pix) by themonk(m): 5:45pm On Dec 25, 2016
Ginaz:
Some babe will now start denying their month of birth o, and some guys sha, won't they break up with their gf over this? cheesy

I rep December, we are cute tongue
Which is your own? I can tell july.
PropertiesRe: Christmas Day Tragedy: Nigerian Brewries In Eric Moore, Surulere, Lagos Is On Fi by themonk(m): 4:43pm On Dec 25, 2016
embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Okechukwu Sizzles In Hot Christmas Shoots by themonk(m): 4:39pm On Dec 25, 2016
Redza:
Cucumber squad
Lol, I would sponsor you to be a beauty queen. How about that?
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Okechukwu Sizzles In Hot Christmas Shoots by themonk(m): 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2016
I fit lick this girl skin. Choii
Jokes EtcRe: Am A Virgin, I Want To Die As A Virgin And Leave Example For My Kids by themonk(m): 2:45pm On Dec 25, 2016
Only weed can do this. Chaii
BusinessRe: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by themonk(m): 11:10pm On Dec 24, 2016
JoyTracy:
When MMM froze my money, I
thought about it and I found
out that life without MMM MONEY
would be meaningless.
So I decided to kill myself .
.
I jumped from my reading table to
my very
soft Mouka foam but I didn't die. I
went to the
express road and looked carefully
before
crossing the road and nothing
happened to me.
.
I drank four rubbers of lacasera with
plenty
suya but nothing happened,,I took a
lot of
mangoes without swallowing the
seeds,yet I
didn't see hell!.
.
I proceeded to another level of
concotion. I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce
with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,yet
nothing happened to me. I ate
cake,chocolate
mixed with ice cream still I didn't
die. Am so worried now because I
just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Malta
Guinness
and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened
to me. I am really upset now.
.
Friends,what do I do? Should I try
fried plantain
and chicken with fresh milk? Will it
work
because I really want to kill myself?
2 hrs ·
Lol, very funny. How are you?
CrimeRe: Final Year UNN Student Commits Sucide. by themonk(op): 10:42pm On Dec 24, 2016
Valkyr:
Philosophy
That's nice, keep it up bro.
CrimeRe: Final Year UNN Student Commits Sucide. by themonk(op): 2:16pm On Dec 24, 2016
Valkyr:
Congratulations! Mek una dy rep o
We must o, our great school must be proud of us. Which dept are you in?
CrimeRe: Final Year UNN Student Commits Sucide. by themonk(op): 12:05pm On Dec 24, 2016
Valkyr:
Almost a super lion
I just finished on july, waiting for convocation and service
CrimeRe: Final Year UNN Student Commits Sucide. by themonk(op): 9:37am On Dec 24, 2016
Valkyr:
Dude played virtual with 2k & above. Never knew he was borrowing: Anything you wanna do do it within ur means. I understand seeking loan to play bet sha.

Dude came to watch ManU-Fey but had money. The owner of viewing centre sent him off but called him back..The owner is kinda moody sha: Always do good.

His aunt said that the previous week, the guy hardly ate. Only took his bathe and left. Abeg o, if anyone noticing anyone withdrawing, be attentive unless dt person is a withdrawer like me sha.

I went to take a look at him because only 5 days ago, we treated Suicide in class. I used it think suicide was some tale by Hollywood or whateverwood and I thought all the ancient texts like the Dialogue b/w A Man and His Soul were telling a story..

As I saw him, I wanted to get angry at him. He lost the ability to find meaning even in the most miserable circumstances or he threw it away.Everyone has one death to die, except for few occasions. This is not the best way to die. This is not even the best of suicides.

My moodiness won't bring you back. I better live because death is always around the corner.
Unn student? Or super lion?
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Shades Tecno Mobile, Fans React by themonk(m):
rokiatu:
Whatever nigga. Tekno is still far better.
.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big MMM Question, Answer Required Plz by themonk(m): 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
samyyoung:
One question, when MMM started with 0 participant, which or whose acct did d first person pay into
??
And Second, from where did he get his 30 %??
If you start a business like that you need money to fund it for like the first 2 to 3 months. The owners of MMM must have created a few account with their friends to convince people it works and start paying and receiving money before it went viral, that's why they can also take your money by asking you to pay in money into one of the acct of their friends in nigeria here and while you keep screaming they have no central acct count your money is with them already.
Music/RadioRe: Letter To Nigerian Musicians by themonk(m): 12:19pm On Dec 11, 2016
Griffon:
That is my point being made. I had to crop Jay Z's line because it appealed to me and for the obvious fact that the song was geared towards raising awareness over the shooting of blacks in America by white cops.

That is impact.
Yeah, I crop a lot of lines too. The poetry in hip hop is too deep. Very appealing to me, it's nice to meet someone who appreciates it too.
Music/RadioRe: Letter To Nigerian Musicians by themonk(m): 10:57pm On Dec 10, 2016
Griffon:
Dear Nigerian musicians,

I chose the word “musician” because it explains everything about your profession. I could not convince myself to elevate you to the status of an artiste for that word to me connotes originality, creativity and grace which most of you are deeply bereft of. So, we will manage “musician” until you heed the advice I am about to dish out on a cold, winter plate.

I still remember the first time I heard Yemi Alade’s “Ferrari”. I was on my way to work in Lagos. I felt so sober throughout that day that one would think some personal misfortune had befallen me. It suddenly dawned on me that something had to be said or done or both. I realised this was an anomaly that had slowly but steadily found its way into the minds of Nigerian musicians. A typical case of misplaced priorities.

Dear Nigerian musician, I am tired. Tired of listening to empty lyrics. Tired of dancing to good beats but intellectually unchallenging songs that leave me feeling more empty than the moments before I selectively exposed myself to your shallow, poorly-written, unstimulating songs without the feeling that a lot more could have been embedded in them to do justice to whatever theme you chose to explore. Do you know that a song, just like a good story or movie, must have a central theme and subject matter which it addresses? Do you even know what a “theme” means?
Do you know that there are several issues facing the world as I write this? Cases including but not limited to Racism, Hunger, Pain, Poverty, Political and Economic Incompetence, both natural and human-induced calamities, Diseases, even social vices etc. and music is one of the most effectively aesthetic, creative and artistic ways to not only engender awareness across a larger and most mixed human spectrum of intellectual, ethnic and racial diversification but also arouse positive responses about these problems plaguing humanity?

Do you know that there is more to music than simply shouting, “Masterkraft on the Beat”, or “Its Don Jazzy Again”, or the other annoying one, “We Are Back Again”? Do you know that there is a higher calling to your profession than simply mixing instrumentals (what you loosely call ‘beats’) or the awkward idea of aspiring to become the next GLOBACOM, MTN or GULDER ambassador? Or even the latest limiting ado about signing for ‘foreign’ record labels? Do you even know that you, dear Nigerian musician, can win a Grammy award, but only when you have done just about enough with a timeless music that does not only say, “Chop My Money” or “Baby Shake What Your Momma Gave You”, or “I Don Blow”? You see, music is not meant to be common. It is supposed to be timeless and its influence expected to transcend national or even continental borders.

Ever wondered why "We Are the World" by the United Support of Artists (USA) for Africa, remains the signature track for natural disasters and one of the world’s all time highest grossing songs ever (since its release in 1985, it has raised over $63million for humanitarian causes with about ninety percent of the money being pledged to African relief, both long and short term) or why Bob Marley’s “One Love” continues to be such an emblematic song unifying the world’s divisiveness and diversity to name but a few?
So biko, when next you go to your studio to sing your ‘hit track’, remember it is supposed to touch lives in more ways than just telling that your mysterious ‘bae’ to “wind her waist for you”.

Ndewo!!!
Lots of wisdom, guess you listen to hip hop cause that how nigerians know what they are feed by these musicians are empty lyrics. I miss fela though. Your signature is from spiritual by Jay z. I even played it today
PoliticsRe: Nairalanders Please Stop Mentioning Me by themonk(m): 10:19pm On Dec 10, 2016
grin
You gotta deal
Christianity EtcRe: .... by themonk(m): 12:36pm On Dec 10, 2016
Codedrock:
Seun has done quite a great job this year in the religion section from coming out to be an atheist to passing educative messages about his belief.

Even though I already gave up on religion before I started following his faith/evolution related topics I must say I learned more from the topics Seun and other atheists have discussed it was pretty interesting.
They Made 2 influences on me:
*Finally made me admit to myself that the bible is fictional

*Learned more about the "Evolution theory" even though I still don't believe in the "Big Bang"

I must say I'm not an atheist though.. I still believe there is a creator, "God". My major reason: "Order".

With the way Seun and other atheists have tackled religion and answered people's questions I believe many people must have learn one thing or the other even though they still believe there's God.

The major point still is: Nigerians belief in spirituality needs to stop. People need to start facing reality.

So what influence has NL atheists made on you so far?
Am agnostic but have a leaning towards pantheism. Could you please share the posts that you believe are the basis of atheism. I want to read the dicussions, e.g on theory of evolution. Thank you. Seun help out too
CrimeRe: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by themonk(m): 12:17pm On Dec 10, 2016
Chaii 3day? Give him food already biko
CrimeRe: Pastor’s Wife, Kids, Guest Killed As Mistress ‘sets’ Home Ablaze (photo) by themonk(m): 2:39pm On Dec 09, 2016
"Pastor killed his family" would be a better heading
RomanceRe: Why Is Sex So Overhyped by themonk(m): 11:59pm On Dec 08, 2016
Aniker:
No thanks
Welvome
RomanceRe: Why Is Sex So Overhyped by themonk(m): 11:56pm On Dec 08, 2016
Aniker:
Lol I can't say my age here,
Lol, can we talk in private then kiss

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