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Computers › Please Name The Technology Hubs On The Island And Their Subscription Fee. by themonk(op): 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2017

Please help me with the name, location and subscription fee of technology hubs or any other hub on the island of lagos state.

Technology Market › Please Name The Technology Hubs On The Island And Their Subscription Fee. by themonk(op): 2:40pm On Oct 08, 2017

Please if you know any technology hub or any hub at all in lagos island tell me it's location and subscription fee.
Thank you.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 1 - 0 - Who Was The Man Of The Match? by themonk(m): 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2017

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Family › Re: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by themonk(m): 11:22am On Oct 07, 2017

mrwonlasewonie:
Ok.let's accept it's mistake how can a writer write such sexually lewd writings with bad spellings knowing his readers are basically children of primary school age? What is the meaning of "rain on dem goes" for a child for goodness sakes

No more obi is a boy and simbi is a girl
No more a for Apple,b for ball?smh

It's not a writers mistake. Mistakenly or intentionally that book can't be for kids.

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Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 10:11am On Oct 07, 2017

Hannysmilez:
I do visit,occasionally. I'm about to leave,I haven't embarked yet

Oh, that's nice. Be sure to tell me when next you visit.

Let give you some travelling tips sha

*Make sure you have an earpiece (you might not like the conversation the person next to you will initiate or maybe you don't reason in the same frequency with the person)

* Empty your bowels before boarding

*Have a book if you are a reader or get an entertaining movie or programme you watch downloaded on your phone.

*Ensure your bags are secured

*your phone's battery should be at least at 70%(depending on how long your batt lasts though)

*Inspect the vehicle you want to board prior to boarding it. Make sure it looks healthy and people in it aren't suspicious.( if you are flying you are safe)

*Be happy

Fashion › Re: Types Of Nigerian Make Up Artists We All Know. (with Funny Meme) by themonk(m): 9:27am On Oct 07, 2017

Aleora:
sure

Pm not working can I get a number instead?

Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong To Ask My Girl For Sex When Am In Need Of It? by themonk(m): 9:21am On Oct 07, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Its almost midday already on my side..so yeaaah im wide awake

Oh, you are not in our time zone.
What country are you in?

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 9:20am On Oct 07, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lmao. Sorry

Lol. Lagos is fun actually you should visit sometime.
How is your journey so far?

Phones › Re: Subscriber Options for UNLIMITED Internet - WORTH IT? by themonk(m): 7:59am On Oct 07, 2017

iconmichael:
LOL!! Yes they are 10x faster, see screen shot. I had to hot spot my phone on MTN network just to send this post. Switching back to the joys of ntel shortly. Me and cheap unlimited data. May God bless my hustle.

Please how much do you pay for ntel unlimited?

Celebrities › Re: Top Nigerian Musicians That Blew And Then Went Back To Being Upcoming Artiste by themonk(m): 7:37am On Oct 07, 2017

Then you don't know anything about oritse femi.
That guy blew then went silent for like one decade before dropping double wahala few years back.

Chidinma shouldn't be on the list though.

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Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong To Ask My Girl For Sex When Am In Need Of It? by themonk(m): 2:12am On Oct 07, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

It depends...

Does she like sex? If yes...Then there is nothing wrong but u dont have to beg instead flirt with her...Sex is daaamn good when its given freely & not by force..

Now, if she is virgin or she is not into sex... Juz respect her decision...

You smart. What's keeping you awake this early morning?

Romance › Re: Does Hugging A Fellow Man In Public Mean I Am Gay? Pls Answer!; by themonk(m): 2:01am On Oct 07, 2017

MissAprokoMedia:
I got to read this outrageous little piece from one joelsblog,a guy was harassed by guys in port Harcourt after he hugged and kissed an old friend on the cheek ,although he revealed he never had any hard feelings attached!

According to the guy,chibuike he said,immediately his friend left,some group of men hooked him and said, "So you dey do homo with that guy abi,come make we go dat corner!"

The guy said he was embarrassed and he new they were trying to attack him,he shunned them off,and he said while they walked off,they all jeered off,"Homo!! U be homo you no wan tell us!! You no want make we f$ck you bah!"

Now the big question is the title of this post,what is your answer??

Source: http://joelsblog.com.ng/2017/05/someone-said-is-gay-for-wearing-gown.html

Kissed his fellow guys cheek?
He is an upcoming gay sad

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Crime › Re: U by themonk(m): 1:07am On Oct 07, 2017*

Saw this on television.
The guy obviously changed his cocaine supplier recently.

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Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 11:14pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Miami? I wish. I'm currently in Abuja and will be leaving for Kaduna to see family.

That's nice, safe journey.
I'm stuck here in lagos till december.

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 10:44pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
I'd be traveling tomorrow,hopefully.
Sunday will be spent resting and caring for myself.
Funny enough,this week went by so quickly for me. Maybe it was because I was away from work.

Where are you travelling to? The beaches in miami I hope wink

That's theory of relativity by einstein explained for you, a guy puts his hand in fire for five minutes it looks like five hours. A guy stays with a woman he loves for five hours it looks like five mins. It works same way for a week with much work and a week without.

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
My day was great,thank you. The kids are doing really well as well. How are you?

I'm good. Just celebrating the end of the week, this week was just so slow it felt like a month cause of work load. I'm watching a few new movies and listening to invincible by Lemar. What plans do you have for the weekend?

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 8:34pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lol. Okaaay.
Thank you.
The misandrist title was more figurative than literal. I've been called a misandrist a lot so the title just stuck. I call myself a misandrist to mock those who called me one mainly,soo.

It's okay.
How was your day and how are your kids?

Romance › Re: What Does A Woman Appreciate? by themonk(m): 8:30pm On Oct 06, 2017

Pinkfriday:
ur head dey dere

Helo dear

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 8:28pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
That's for me to know and you to assume.

It's okay to be reticent about it.

How was your day?

Literature › Re: "They Came" by themonk(m): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2017

Hannysmilez:
lol. Thank you.
I hate a certain type of your kind.

What type please?

Literature › Re: Short Story : The Monk And The Blind Millionaire. by themonk(op): 7:20pm On Oct 06, 2017

Let us change our vision and the world will appear accordingly. It is foolish to shape the world, let us shape ourselves first.

Literature › Short Story : The Monk And The Blind Millionaire. by themonk(op): 7:19pm On Oct 06, 2017

There was a millionaire who was bothered by severe eye pain. He consulted so many physicians and was getting his treatment done. He did not stop consulting galaxy of medical experts; he consumed heavy loads of drugs and underwent hundreds of injections. But the ache persisted with great vigour than before. At last a monk who was supposed to began expert in treating such patients was called for by the millionaire. The monk understood his problem and said that for sometime he should concentrate only on green colours and not to fall his eyes on any other colours. The millionaire got together a group of painters and purchased barrels of green colour and directed that every object his eye was likely to fall to be painted in green colour just as the monk had directed. When the monk came to visit him after few days, the millionaire's servants ran with buckets of green paints and poured on him since he was in red dress, least their master not see any other colour and his eye ache would come back. Hearing this monk laughed said, If only you had purchased a pair of green spectacles, worth just a few dollar, you could have saved these walls and trees and pots and all other articles and also could have saved a large share of his fortune. You cannot paint the world green.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: International Committee Of The Red Cross Fresh Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by themonk(m): 11:52am On Oct 05, 2017

I joined redcross during my stay at nysc camp. It's an avaenue to render your little help to humanity.

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