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RomanceRe: Wish Five Romancelander's A Happy New Month by TheMortician: 6:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
SecondEva:
Happy New month.
Come to me, eternal love !
BusinessRe: Nigerian Lawyer Sues Access Bank For Failed ATM Transaction, Demands N100m by TheMortician: 5:47pm On Jun 01, 2017
If the defaulting bank can not resolve the issue within 3 days or give a satisfactory answer to the financial mêlée, then seeking legal redress is the way to go.

Most banks in Nigeria have this poor customer relations and they think they are doing you one mighty favour because you put your money in thier system.
RomanceRe: Yoruba Girls Are Hot !! by TheMortician: 2:32pm On Jun 01, 2017
No photos undecided
RomanceRe: Wish Five Romancelander's A Happy New Month by TheMortician:
TrapQueen77:
grin


Thank u Nwaamaikpe... grin

Likewise, i wanna greet all my handsome men a Happy New Month kiss

Xinz ....get well soon Papi kiss kiss
SmellingAnus ...hows d party lastnyt boo? wink
Kennyid17 & Lefulefu my great and sexy padis kiss
and to my PLURIMI FAMILY kiss ONE LOVE
also to BABA with beautiful eyes wink u know who u are muchos besos kiss kiss kiss

And to all the Slay KINGS of NL grin
happy new month to:

Postmann
TSOM
Creamish
LSOFD
Marinne
Ftbaba
Miimzy
Secondeva
Adeola15
Dollyjoy
Saintsumarai
AHCB
Handsam
Optional1
Obontami (baba)
Biafranbushboy
Maxi112
Kinginvagina

every time hand touch the albino he go pretend say he dey sick.

After diamondrugby disaster where he was exposed he claimed sickness.

After the fiasco of the "glory" threads, he claimed sickness

After bumbae1 distaster, where everyone saw the truth, he's claiming sickness again.

We wish him a healthy recovery cool off!
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician: 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2017
obontami:
I miss your flows like what! grin It's good you are back breh!

Kill these fools already they really needs already. Lolzzzz! grin
Those fools had it coming a long time ago.
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician: 9:12am On Jun 01, 2017
obontami:
Damn!!! The ripper, where have you been? grin
Obontami baba. I dey o. I decided to come back after all. What's up now?
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 8:35pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
Don't play loose and fancy with the word now. Prostitution and using your looks or feminine charms are very different. The exchange of sex is that difference.
And when a man offers sex for cash it called what? When a woman offers her body for favours it is called what ?
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 8:08pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
Men can get free nunu yet they still use prostitutes(women can't get free money). Once the avenue of so called "unearned" money is closed women would look for other avenues. I believe the man holds the key in this game. Men want fast and hassle free sex so they attached a price to it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a man who first offered the idea of buying sex. grin
There's a prostitute in "every" woman. The urge to use your looks as a shortcut to achieving your goals isn't beyond many women
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 7:55pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
If those men refused to do business with her then there would be no transaction. The man has to turn down the product in order for the business to go under. Lol! What a weird way to look at it. The buck literally stops at the man because he holds the funds. It's always going to be the man.
Men have a penchant for fúck as women have a penchant for receiving unearned money.

Telling men not to take the offer of free pussy is like telling women not to accept gifts from men
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 7:50pm On May 31, 2017
gossip100:
was telling him to read yours.
oh...ok
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 7:48pm On May 31, 2017
gossip100:
Read that and stop inviting flies.
there's nothing there to read.
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 7:46pm On May 31, 2017
Dimples182:
The men.

There's no supply without demand. It's men who seek them out even when they have sexual partners at home.
sometimes supply comes even without demand.

Eg female student sex-tempting a lecturer for grades.

Or broke girls flaunting ass and cleavages when a dude pulls up with a Mercedes G-wagon
RomanceRe: Prostitutes And Their Clients : Who Is To Blame ? by TheMortician: 7:41pm On May 31, 2017
Mynd44:
"Take away the market and the demand will die"

But the demand can never be taken away cos there is always a sexual urge.

Catch 22
what a dumb, shallow comment ! Prostitution is the oldest profession and the women sometimes prostitute themselves without demand from men.
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician: 2:18pm On May 31, 2017
Just30:
and did I say CFAO is a Ghanaian company?
Even though it has a huge Ghanaian share holding
http://m.classfmonline.com/1.9374029

Engineers and Planners provide mining services across the entire region
you're a retárd, man. Seek medical remedy fast.
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician: 12:47pm On May 31, 2017
Just30:
grin cheesy grin grin grin
Clearly you have no idea what those companies are

They are the leaders and pioneers of West African Pharmaceuticals
Clydestone and Co are making it big in the field of IT in West Africa
CFAO and Mechanical Lyold are big weights in the West African Automobile industry and they've been doing it since the 1900s

GN Bank is in 6 African countries
3 Caribbean countries
And the US

Empty head guy probably hiding in Ghana
Away from his infested country
Shamelessness has just be redefined!

*Show me proof GN bank has subsidiaries outside Ghana

*Show me CFAO isn't a French company

* prove to these people your mother isn't a whóré and tell me how a company like mechanical lyod which is an automobile workshop is spread outside Ghana.

Failure to do this is proof your mother is a roadside whóre!
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician:
Just30:
so the biggest companies in Nigeria are glo and Dangote

Kasapreko is in 4 African countries
Alomo bitters !!! grin grin grin are you ashamed to call it by its product name. That roadside concussion? I was thinking your poverty was limited to only the material, didn't know you're one mentally wretched SOB!
Just30:
E&P is in 8 African countries
Abeg, wetin be E&P ? You have begun listing out nonexistent companies which you found in a wallet belonging to one of your mother's cheap clientele! I challenge you to provide a link to E&P with thier website here. Idiot!!!
Just30:
GN Bank is in the Caribbean , six African countries and the US.
GN commercial bank has no branch outside Ghana, it partnered a UN sponsored PSUB which is an international institution carrying same project of developing slums with zero account. You're mentally unfit to partake in any debate. Go learn basic comprehension and stop disgracing your father's dirty name further.
http://www.todaygh.com/gn-bank-partners-psup/
Just30:
Ghanaian tech firms are thriving in Rwanda ,Zambia and other countries.
Ashanti Goldfields corporation was in 6 African countries before it merged with Anglo-Gold
Clydestone is in 6 African countries now
woe unto the mother who laboured for 9 months only to birth a mental invalid with cognition inferior to a 7 year old imbecilé. Ashanti was dying having no branch outside Ghana. Anglo-Gold belongs to British Multinationals who bought it up and that's the sad end of your company. No subsidiary in any other country then or now. Bastard!!!
Just30:
CFAO
CFAO is French and Toyota has a big share in it. Devil destroy your papa and mama for failing to prevent you from displaying your madness in cyberspace!!!
http://www.cfaogroup.com/en/history
Just30:
Mechanical Lyold
exists only in Ghana!! I dare you to prove me wrong!

Starwin and Aryton and Entrance products are everywhere in West Africa
Just30:
[/quote]Even in admitting this companies have no branch outside Ghana, you still managed to show your fraudulent and dishonest spirit. Toothpick in China is sold everywhere in Africa. We're talking about the company having subsidiaries and tentacles across its own borders.
[quote author=Just30 post=57048860]Nigeria is not our competition, we've been doing this since the 1900s
you're the dumb thief who claimed GCIB was a Ghanaian bank when it belongs to India. Your shamelessness has no borders.

The Central Bank of Nigeria prints your money. That's how poor you are. Please stop disgracing your country and father in cyberspace. You're a sorry excuse for a patriot. You failed hopelessly.

Now get out, un-evolved ape.
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 9:12am On May 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Thanks dear. wink
Postman?
I'll kill him if he as much as makes a pass at you.

I'm the butcher deactivated and back again. You make me feel guilty for all the Ghana blood I spilled.

Get me now?
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 8:48am On May 31, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'm sure that's hyperbole. grin
Yea something like that.
I don't exaggerate, dear. I have a feverish for brown chocolate beauty. And your eyes knock me out of reason.
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 8:42am On May 31, 2017
Mariinee:
Cheezuz shocked shocked shocked

Chaiiii..Mynd yaff suffer cry
question is, can he separate his emotions from the job?

Acts like he gets a bonus from Osewa anytime he sends anyone to the clink
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 8:40am On May 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Got busy with school dear.
That's good. You took the radiance off this platform when you disappeared. You're on break now?
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 8:34am On May 31, 2017
MrCork:
...all becuzz she put yorrr thread on front page...abi?...bro u remind us off those bus lagos bus condoctor that praise yorrrr name jussss becuzz u tell them to keep the shange!!(no oofensece) undecided
lame
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 8:33am On May 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Okay. smiley
it's been long. Where've you been?
CrimeRe: Ghana Police Arrest 5 Nigerians For Selling Joystick & Buttocks Enlargement Drug by TheMortician: 8:30am On May 31, 2017
PetroDolla3:
Fuckeduppedness! Ghana's GDP is what? $50B? And Shitnigeria 's GDP is 100 trillion dollars,right? And yet your wobbly,fumbling ,nonsense, shambolic "generator-driven economy" is perpetually in recession? Ghana's GDP is less than $50 billion, and yet every single business in the Federal Republic of F0ols grin aka Shitnigeria has made having a presence in Ghana it's overriding priority? Ghana's GDP is less than $1, and yet half of all flights that take off in your shitty, zoo country lands in Ghana? grin

Nigayria grin is the only 100 trillion -dollar economy in the world that cannot provide even 3 hours of electricity to its suffering population! grin
When are you going to acquire newaterials. For 3 years all you scream is "fuckedpudness", "republic of fools" "shitgeria". Are you waiting until your mother finally changes her roach-beaten pants before you become imaginative.

So let me educate you in areas where your parents failed.

You talked about Nigerian companies being in Ghana! Dog, only big countries have the financial and economic projection to launch an economic assault on another country. So you have German, Japanese, American and British multinational companies scattered all over the globe.

On the African scene, you have South African and Nigerian companies across the length and breadth of Africa. E.g Dangote group of companies is in 17 African countries including Ghana. MTN and multichoice also have their presence in several other countries.

Glo is in 4 African countries and our real estate, financial and banking institutions are scattered across the East, central and western Africa. That's every country's dream; to build its financial clout and compete in the global economy.

Ghana as we all know it, are docile with no presence or ambition to expand. Your docility has made you a fine target for expansionism for bigger countries like Nigeria.

We dictate the pace and string you along like puppets. That's the way it is meant to be. Nkrumah was a fool telling you you can compete with Nigeria when you have always been our slaves nationally and individually.

Like I said, I offer you education way above your father's pay grade. Fullblown retárd!

RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 7:55am On May 31, 2017
[quote author=Bhuldoxxa post=57044470][/quote]no one said he is, chump. He's the best and a true professional with a stoic manner in handling affairs.
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 7:51am On May 31, 2017
makydebbie:
Thanks. kiss
Lezz?
shocked shocked shocked no, dear.
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 7:41am On May 31, 2017
Makydebbie nice, the chocolate beauty
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 7:40am On May 31, 2017
daylyt:
Nice!

Mukinat and obinoscopy are also cool..
Also Dominique and Royalroy and fynestboy
RomanceRe: A Tribute To The Supermod, Lalasticlala by TheMortician: 7:37am On May 31, 2017
NTAChannel5:
Ain't here for the tribute, I'm brewing dark sorcery 
and it might hurt like a quack doctor doing groin surgery
wonder why Landers shout "Lala for love!" but all you got is mockery? 
fool, it means you're a clear loser like daylight robbery 

I don't need to flip mode to bust a rhyme
My words are head-shots ...like bullets ripping through Mynd!
lame ass bytch nigga finna back off coz he got no spine
Fvck punchlines and metaphors, I literally want you to die!

Besides deleting posts and banning, what else can you do  to hurt me ?
Osewa is the only reason you can buy  food and keep your stomach burning 
yet you waste your modding period chasing underage shorties 
forgetting you're an old fool and you're very close to forty

Like Ishi, you'll definitely be a has-been all of a sudden 
But right now I want you to remember something 
Every time your crooked fingers reach for the ban button 
it's a reminder that outside NL your life is damn nothing!
I feel this verbal bloodletting straight to the heart! Damn!
RomanceRe: Guys Help A Romancelander Out Buh Not Financially by TheMortician: 7:42pm On May 30, 2017
bankable:
abeg ooo na joke o buh pls try to like my video on insta @dbullentertainment help a romancelander hit stardom
you need multiple alternates to get cheap stardom. Consult with the albino.

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