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PoliticsRe: PDP Drags Amaechi To EFCC by TheNonce: 6:57am On Aug 12, 2015
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chymystique:
Which one is sore losers Mr?? And letting things be? If you want to let things be then GEJ and his administration shouldnt be probed.. Snail Buhari said he is on anti-corruption crusade and I believe this is time for him to prove it that he aint witch-hunting... Mind you Amaechi is a thief cause he said it himself

PMB shouldnt forget his promise on declaration of his assets...

APC~ ONE CHANCE!
What point have you made abeg? Is it not the same buhari that said 2 days ago that regardless of party affiliation he is probing every? Toyin saraki that has been visiting the efcc is her husband a democrat or republican? Or you want probes to just be carried out because some teenagers on social media are blindly screaming for it without any iota of real evidence? See you saying gej should not be probed! So corruption should be legalised in our constitution abi? Why did gej not probe his predecessor? Who stopped him? Your post has only displayed your vapid bias and local foolishness without making no sense whatsoever! You must be one of those things that they refer to as a wailer in this section! Grow up and go learn about constructive criticism!
PoliticsRe: Chelsea Beloved Female Doctor Axed After Mourinho Anger by TheNonce: 10:24pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Na wa oh o.p! I did not know she mourinho and chelsea have all become a political group! Let me go to the sports section and tell them about hilary clintons chances of becoming president! That would even this your "nonsense out"! ITI!
FamilyRe: Broken- Advice by TheNonce: 8:58pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Op! This your own yawa strong oh! Abi na arranged marriage una do? Which kind.....in fact you are O.Y.O!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:08pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Pedro has asked barcelona 2 let him leave and join man united! Solid transfer request there peddy! They still even benched him 4 tonites super cup match! Haba!!!
www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/11/barcelona-pedro-manchester-united-leave-club
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Nigerian Females Very Rude And Aggressive? by TheNonce: 7:07pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Only local immature girls act this way! By the time they upgrade in life then they may begin to cut out some of this "mgbeke" like behaviour from their lives and begin to develop some class! Some dudes also contribute by acting like doormats for certain women! There are too many women in this world and rejection does not kill! When a biatch starts acting up,_fuck her and tell her deuces! Their is always a hotter babe sitting in the corner anyway! No time for extra time for a boss like me!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
PoliticsRe: The Security Chief Buhari Almost Sacked - Tell Magazine by TheNonce: 6:38pm On Aug 11, 2015
Truth be told! this thread is actually nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Part II - The Economist anyalisis by TheNonce: 6:29pm On Aug 11, 2015
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If you know all this 1 why are you not working with the dss or efcc to assist the pmb to nail all these crooks? Wetin you come want make nairaland people do? My friend go and keep cramming or jonesing! Na u sabi!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:12pm On Aug 11, 2015
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F.a superbly rejects chelseas appeal 4 courtois red card! Chelsea keeper 2 miss this weekends clash @ the etihad! Oh the humanity! The blues in soup!
RomanceRe: 7 Strategies For Meeting Mr Right.. by TheNonce: 4:01pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Abeg who get "red oil?"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Back From A A Very Long Vacation. I Miss All My Hommies by TheNonce: 3:59pm On Aug 11, 2015
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merit12:
Are you black?
Is that a good way to welcome your enemy?
I'm not as black as you sha! And my technique is actually a good way to get rid of attention seekers! Live and learn!
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves 25-year Old Marriage Over Wife’s Lateness In Preparing Meals by TheNonce: 3:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
grin Abi the wife no like food? Maybe na grass she dey use survive!
RomanceRe: How To Toast/friend ladies On nairaland by TheNonce: 3:50pm On Aug 11, 2015
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So women don finish for road, club, bar or campus? Internet Gbefun like you op!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Back From A A Very Long Vacation. I Miss All My Hommies by TheNonce: 3:47pm On Aug 11, 2015
undecided No one cares! Feel free to go back!

merit12:
Greetings to all my friends
I have Been away from nairaland
Because I have Been very busy
I miss you all.
RomanceRe: Want Her In Your Bed: Send This 20 Text Messages To Her (see Here) by TheNonce: 3:45pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Why should I waste my time and hers texting all this bullshite when I can just make a 2 minute call about how I need her to come over and swallow my "W ballz"? And by the way what the _fuck is a picture of nicky minaj and weak mill supposed to convey on your thread? Or did they inform you that was how they hooked up? By text? This is _Fuckery!!!
PoliticsRe: PDP Chair Runs Party Like Personal Business – Jonathan’s Kinsmen by TheNonce: 3:35pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Kai! This ebele fever bad oh! Even for una own state again! Even the roman empire no crumble reach pdp!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 3:12pm On Aug 11, 2015
FrancisTony:
If you check very well, only bitter people I have dealt with support you e.g Redhook and I know you are lolaredvelvet that has been stalking me. grin
This is the same way also that you and your former moniker vickybee go around lying about how you deal with people! I've seen two particular threads where redhook/funlord decimated both of you! Even the day he said your vickybee moniker should say one word so that things can pop off and you ran off! Another time you came and begged him with your vickybee moniker to stay away from the family section after you saw sambarrys destruction! Anyway when he gets this mention I'm sure he will be back for you! Be patient!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:02pm On Aug 11, 2015
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ElFenomeno1:
You are one controversial and peadophilic bastar...d ..... It aint hard to tell!
Fu...cking dipstick grin
Guilty as charged! Someone has to molest all the young dimwits polluting nairaland with foolishness anyway! Might as well be the nonce! Lol! Go west ham!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 2:27pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Nihilist:
TheNonce

What a name
It has many meanings! Some controversial, some quite dope! Just make sure you always spell it right! Lol!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 1:42pm On Aug 11, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Dunce nonce .... You felt like chomping away on your crusty keyboard.....
No GOONER is lamenting here so I don't know what you are talking about.... Simpletons like you get lost along the lines of a back and forth easily, and that is simply because your brain cells are too weak to relate
Fu...cking poppycock spewing gasbag!
grin


Shut up till you can muster your 1st 3 points of the season imp! If you are still pained head over to the river thames and do the needful or you could take a selfie just like your players! Lol!
RomanceRe: In Average„ What Is The Ideal Amount To Take When Going On A Date? by TheNonce: 1:38pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Dygeasy:
Crap!
Everyting seems like crap when a person Is suffering! Instead of hating try participating son! The dream is free! Lol!
RomanceRe: In Average„ What Is The Ideal Amount To Take When Going On A Date? by TheNonce: 1:24pm On Aug 11, 2015
undecided[quote author=jashar post=36842663][/quote]Madam! All fingers are not equal! The op has clearly stated a DATE! Abuja is not gombe! It is not everyday you go out with a girl and spend such, but if its my 1st date with a girl I like in this city I have to make sure we both enjoy the date fully so as to plan more in the future! Abeg if you are not used to a certain lifestyle try and upgrade! In abuja 15k is chicken change sef! Get familiar! No vex!
RomanceRe: In Average„ What Is The Ideal Amount To Take When Going On A Date? by TheNonce: 1:16pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Aitee1:
15k huh

That's someone's salary for 30days lipsrsealed

And I mean a married man with wife and kids sad
Too bad for such a man my dear! He should hustle harder or look for a good job! The average salary in a standard parastatal in abuja for a fresh graduate is almost N85k per month! That's why "there are men and there are other men!" Choose the type wey you go follow!
RomanceRe: Who Among The Three Ladies Got the best ukwu? by TheNonce:
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The biatch on the right! Her skin is fresh, her stance is athletic and her _pussy walls would produce a voluminous amount of just juice! Get me her details o.p! ASAP!
RomanceRe: In Average„ What Is The Ideal Amount To Take When Going On A Date? by TheNonce: 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2015
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In a town like abuja N15k is enough for a movie, a bite to eat and drinks for both you and the lady! If she wan wack pass this amount you better cut out because you are in the presence of a hungry olosho and a certified mgbeke! Be advised!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 11:10am On Aug 11, 2015
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Real madrid don drop £22 million for de gea telling man united that its a take it or leave it offer! E be like say dem just get new shipment of crack for madrid! Do we look like arsenal or chelsea? Lmfao!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 11:06am On Aug 11, 2015
cool
wisdomiskey:
ma question iz,

why haz francistony gone silent buh
now SeXistBaStaRd iz talking? hmmmm cheesy
nd FuhckYhu kipz appearin to view wink
Pay no attention to that sexist troll cretin! He has been here getting banned and looking for attention since last week! Must belong to francis's underaged, still eating mummy and daddies food at home association!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:29am On Aug 11, 2015
huh
FrancisTony:
You can't point out a single insult I have made with my alternate monikers except in retaliation to people that insulted me first and when I do it, I always remind them about my main moniker.
You are the definition of "SMH"! All those likes you get from runs girls, angry and bitter single women, baby mamas, divorcees and hopeful brides in the family section must really mean a lot to you! You are still young but 1 day you would finally find reason in the advice you are receiving from a grandmaster such as me! These other guys obviously have your number! Good luck even though luck has finally deserted you! Things have fallen apart for you! why don't you cc all those your "like providers" for help? Or you don't want them to know?
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Guys Scared Of Edo Girls. by TheNonce: 9:25am On Aug 11, 2015
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In all honesty them too like RUNZ! Chei! Aso time groove tins for g.r.a? Na you go run!
RomanceRe: Dear Married Women, How To Get Your Husband Home Real Fast!!! Lols! by TheNonce: 9:01am On Aug 11, 2015
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All I see is unmarried youngins and virgins speaking on shite they no nada about! Una go learn 1 day!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: “$1bn Chinese Loan For Lagos-kano Railway Was Diverted” Am Disappointed by TheNonce: 8:31am On Aug 11, 2015
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Ebele, okonjo and deziani strike again! Even dem messi,neymar and suarez trinity no strike reach these ones! "The dollar triumvate of corruption"! I hail!
PoliticsRe: CORRUPTION: 860 INEC Officials Fail To Declare Assets by TheNonce: 8:28am On Aug 11, 2015
cheesy
I worked in this organisation for a few years at the highest levels! We have ways of coding assests! Inec has been bleeped for many years! Make I allow sleeping dogs continue to lie!

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