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Pataki:
Scummies.

I have noticed a trend among you manure fans. Anyone who can efficiently bash striker-fatso automatically becomes a pundit on this thread. Even Wikipedia specialists dey run their megedefegede rancid gob.

Anyways, just licking my lips at the delicious thoughts of Brugge performing an upsetting miracle this evening!

Unfortunately no one here really cares about the paranoid, demented ramblings of an award winning dunce like "gay goner" trying and failing in epic fashion to troll on a thread of serial winners! Take your hard wired _idiotic musings to your barely breathing "ass-hole-nal thread!

I think I'm at the right club! Barman! Let's get them bottles popping ok!

its only women that have time to use this type of crap as a strategy to elicit public sympathy during a divorce or quarrel! Nonsense!

No be native doctors drink be this? It even looks like a concoction!

E be like say e don tay wey this beast see alert? _fuck off abeg! Who cares

SailorXY:
We can make all sort of excuses for Rooney but even that is running out now!

LvG said the media has always criticized not playing Rooney as no. 9 (his best position, the last time he played there bla bla bla)! Now there are different tunes of how he's magnificent behind the no. 9 so which is it?!

Even with this current set up, play Javier Hernandez as no. 9 for 3 consecutive games let's see if Rooney is put to shame or not.

Make una leave this rooney matter na? He is off form and unfit hence the horrendous showings! Woodward has already promised the fans 1 last "boomshot" before next tuesday so just maintain your best looku looku position 4 now! Rooneys best position has always been as a supporting striker playing off a top 9 since he likes being involved in build up play, getting touches on the ball and giving slide rule and feinted passes so much! Think back to the nistelrooy days and louis saha days! It is when he is truly at peace with himself

Buharifan:
Unconfirmed reports indicates that former Nigerian head of state , Gen Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida has allegedly returned ‘part’ of $12.4bn Gulf oil windfall money.

According to a source within the presidency, the retired gap tooth general “secretly returned the money this weekend to the nations coffers”.

Though our source could not elaborate on the details surrounding the sudden action of the retired Minna general.

Daily Onus recalled that a Federal High Court in Abuja has dismissed the suit filed by civil society groups against the Attorney General of the Federation, AGF, and the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN.

The presiding judge, Gabriel Kolawole, delivered the ruling on Thursday November 29 2012 in Abuja. The judge averred that the applicants lack the locus standi to institute the case.

Mr. Kolawole however said the plaintiffs should not be seen as busy bodies but patriotic citizens.

Six civil society groups, including the Socio-Economic and Accountability Project (SERAP), sued the Attorney- General of the Federation (AGF) and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) over the much publicised $12.4 billion oil windfall, which the country recorded between 1988 and 1992, while former military dictator, Ibrahim Babangida, was in power.

The groups wanted the court to compel the government to release a report of a probe panel headed by Pius Okigbo which probed the spending of the money by the government.

The Federal Government raised many arguments against the suit including: that the report was missing, only the AGF could demand for such a report, and the court had no jurisdiction to entertain the suit.

Former president Olusegun Obasanjo was reported to have returned $200 millions to the federation account, If Babangida’s case is finally confirmed he will be the second ex-president to have returned looted money back to Nigeria.

source: http://dailyonus.com/fear-of-buhari-ibb-returns-part-of-12-4bn-gulf-oil-windfall-money/#sthash.InqIeRgu.0UfP5Nkr.dpuf

My friend take your bloody amateurish lies to a pdp rally abeg! They will surely brush you up there! Nonsense!

Whynotthetruth:
Till Nigerians learn to differentiate their right from their left, they will keep falling prey to insincere politicians such as buhari who plays to their sentiments...

1)Have buhari ever responded to the challenge by fayose on his allowances?...Bulk of the money is in allowances not the ridiculous salary he claims to be slashing though he can't?...

2)Which useless fuming here?...Just a propagandists language... Remuneration is a question of legislation... Buhari cannot decree his salary or that of anybody else...NASS is in charge of law making...

3)Buhari keeps pulling such useless stunts as this because it plays to the sentiments of his supporters and takes away attention from main purpose of governance which they have nothing to offer in...

4)Ask buhari to reveal his NUMEROUS allowances to you which runs into billions annually... not his 14million plus annual salary he's flouting around if he's a sincere leader

Ol boy shut up and go and look for a more constructive way to use your mb! No wonder I saw your name on a list of confused bigots and wailers of the politics section!

“I’m very happy to be at Chelsea because it’s a club that, like Barça, are fighting for titles. I had offers from other English clubs – Manchester United, City and Chelsea, who were the club that more rapidly resolved my transfer and the one that showed more interest in me. Of course I would have liked to have stayed at Barça and retire there. That was my intention when I signed my contract extension. But I’ve taken a gamble because it’s what I wanted. I
wasn’t going to stay here just to appear in the team photos. I was really happy when I signed that contract. But then I saw that my situation would not change. I’m always ambitious but it was difficult to have continuity here. Now I have new
challenges and the opportunity to continue to play. This offer arrived and it gave me everything I needed to take a decision. I wanted to leave to
have more playing time. I just hope I don’t have to face Barça or step out at the Nou Camp wearing another jersey. It would be difficult, I wouldn’t like it. I don’t think Barça will miss me because they have plenty of quality players, but I will sure miss them, the players and
the club.”..... Pedro Rodriguez (the guardian)

Sinnzu:
Hehehehe... Wait did he actually claim to be a billionaire??

Ape was dropping linkedin profiles, names of thesis in school! Why you no read the thread na? The next thing I see my guy dey post for sexuality section say make dem describe road to ashi joint 4 am! Oh god! I want to ask him if he can tend bar, his telemundo gist will entertain and keep my clientele coming back steady!

Sinnzu:
Wanna hear smthing funny??


Ok. I didnt even read past the first two lines.

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Would u believe That gay herbivore ran and reported to mods! He begged for dem to clean up his embarrasment! It seems his billion naira lies were suppressing his sanity! What an _idiotic local Dullard the tramp must be!

cindykaey:
You had 2type this epistle just to explain shii 2dat dude?

Dats how dunces roll!

nyabinghi:
a bunch of academic illiterates on this thread trying to derail the existing trend with their nonexistent ego. The day they match me intelligence wise, should be the day i will hang myself. Niggers got clout, assholes aint the will to take me on. Post your fathers academic achievements. My records speak for me, not with a bunch of classless school drop outs.

Pac...."Yo biggie! Dis nigga seems pained gee!...biggie smalls..."Yeah I know son! Even you and I did never had this size portion of prime ribbed beef for each other back then yo! Give him some ice cream!"

coogar:
he's the only striker in the world that is allowed to start the season with weight or fitness problems. he's the only striker who has consistently been shyte when going to anfield or goodison park. the media have led us to believe rooney can never play well in those 2 matches season after season and the fans have swallowed that line for aeons - he should be asked to refund some of his wages for his poor performances in 90% of those fixtures over the years.

how can a so called elite striker raking in £300k/week fail to find the net in 10 competitive games for man utd? it's an effing disgrace. if LVG isn't a silly man, he should have binned rooney since. kagawa didn't go on such a shambolic run of games before he got the boot. rooney's captainship for man utd and the 3 lions shouldn't make him immune to criticism. the media are blaming his team mates for the drought when it's obvious the player has lost everything required to be a top class centre forward.

I wanted to attempt a half arsed attempt to defend my wigga wazzas pride but this summation of yours has stopped me in my tracks! He has really been pathetic! I think we should just do the zlatan deal for a year! Its the only affordable deal right now and is not rooted in fantasy like all the other tripe that the british press have been using to click bait fans! Rooneys EGO needs a kick up the bum! He looks terrible at the moment!

Sinnzu:
Funlord, would you be kind enough to empty this your waste bin elsewhere?
I'm here to read the news not read wishfull thinkings of a teenage faggut.

Thank you

Lol!

HomesOfLife:
Are you suffering from myopia or you're not just literally sound enough to read articles to the end before talking crap? I reserve my further comments

Answer the query and stop trying to be clever by half! Lol!

HomesOfLife:
Goodluck Jonathan gave one of the most shameful and ridiculous excuses of any person who ever occupied the exalted office of President when he claimed ignorance of the serious malfeasances that went on during his administration. That was passing the buck taken to a new low. Certainly, any leader who claims ignorance of the torrents of putrefying and sordid corruption stories that flowed under and through his presidency is only being clever by half. Surprised? How could Jonathan claim he was “hearing for the first time” about some of these scandals? Wasn’t it at the peak of some of these scandals he announced to a stunned world that “stealing is not corruption”?

The game changed when Buhari became the flag bearer of a resurgent opposition. Those who did not take him seriously during his pre vious campaigns when he talked about taking on corruption head-on are now doing a rethink. In fact, word on the street is that even some leaders of his party (APC) can no longer afford to pass the night in the same place on consecutive days. Those in his party who thought they could order him around because they were instrumental to his victory are now busy burying the corruption skeletons in their cupboards. Those we thought were Ministerial shoe-ins don’t even have the courage to stand before the man anymore. They had kleptomaniacally soiled their oats and Buhari knows. And they know he knows. The fear of Buhari is now the beginning of wisdom.

It was this same fear that got Jonathan scurrying over to Abdulsalam Abubakar ‘s house, and then to Aso Rock the other day seeking cover; seeking insulation and possibly redemption from the anti-corruption axe Buhari is wielding with indiscriminate ferociousness. Like an apparition, Jonathan reportedly snuk into the seat of power and begged Buhari to adhere to the pre-concession deal brokered by Abubakar in which Buhari purportedly promised to not humiliate him. What a shame! Jonathan went from the guy asking that his Ministers should not be probed a few weeks ago to one asking that he himself be spared today. Buhari IS a General, guys. Buhari will always remain a General. Don’t ever forget that. Many people speak derogatorily about OBJ being “wily” and IBB being “Maradonaic”. These ARE Generals! (Even after retirement, you still refer to a General as General.) Forget that nonsense about calling Buhari “President Buhari” instead of “General Buhari.” Behind that façade of a soft-spoken and gentle mien lies a lethal tactician. Everything in his DNA is military discipline and doctrine. So, why would he show his hand to Jonathan by telling him on the eve of his’s concession of defeat that he would, in fact, be targeted? Why, especially when it was obvious to everybody Buhari was going to win anyway? That would amount to telling the enemy when your forces would attack, where they would attack, the number and types of weapons they have, and their numerical strength. That would be suicidal. Buhari played him. Period. Only a gullible person would be so fooled. Jonathan was so gullible he must have been the only one in that room, during the Abdulsalam-brokered meeting, who believed Buhari would not go after him and corruption.

Throughout his presidency, Jonathan displayed a degree of gullibility and ineptness that dwarfed Shehu Shagari’s during his 1979-1984 misrule. How could he have missed the most ubiquitous proofs of grand larcenies that went on under his very nose? How on earth could anyone have tolerated Stella Oduah at the Aviation ministry for as long as Jonathan did without answering any of the accusations against her? Who else would have hired Femi Fani-Kayode (or whatever he is now called) to manage his campaign funds when the man still had corruption and money-laundering cases pending in court? How could Diezani Alison-Madueke have held on to the Petroleum Resources ministry for so long in the face of the mind-boggling, licentious scandals reported by everybody close to that ministry? Who, in his right senses, would have fired CBN Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi for exposing the humongous graft going on in the oil sector while keeping Super-Ministers Okonjo Iweala and Alison-Madueke who should have been queried about the missing money in the first place? Do we want to talk about pardoning convicted felon - Diepreye Alamieyeseigha or turning a blind eye to James Ibori until the British Metropolitan Police picked him up? Who hobnobbed with Gani Adams and Tompolo (a.k.a. Government Ekpemupolo)? Who had nothing to say to Musiliu Obanikoro, Ayodele Fayose, Iyiola Omisore, Aliyu Momoh despite the preponderance of evidence of corruption during Ekitigate?

Under GEJ, impunity reigned supreme. Profligacy was the norm. But the EFCC and ICPC went into near-comatose. They were reduced to running after theft of measly sums in the neighborhood of N1 million and wasting resources on credit card fraudsters while bigtime thieves laughed all the way to their banks. Under GEJ, even the EFCC chairman was accused of corruption!

But he was not short of advice. Those of us who are little fries wrote about it. Big pens like Wole Soyinka wrote about it. Big guns like OBJ fired off a few rounds. But rather than heed advice, GEJ doubled-down and continued to bask in the delusion of ephemeral grandeur, acting as if he would be President for life. He buried his head in the sand like the proverbial ostrich and pretended that all was well. Rather than listen, he sent his attack dogs after everybody who had anything deemed unsavory to say. Reuben Abati even boasted once that his boss’ opponents underrated him at their own perils; that GEJ knew how to “wrong foot” them at every turn. They forgot they were dealing with the real “big boys” of Nigeria. GEJ forgot that they actually “let” him be President and they could “take” the presidency from him if they chose to do so. No sooner had he become President than he started behaving as if (and indeed his wife said it publicly many times that) it was now the turn of “his people” to do whatever pleased them with the nation’s resources. Talk about the child who was tasting soup for the first time and messed up his clothes in the process. Now, he is making nocturnal visits to the new powers-that-be, looking for salvation and claiming he did not smell the rot in his government.

Those who backed IBB and his fellow travelers in overthrowing Buhari in 1985 knew that the Buhari/Idiagbon anti-corruption freight train was coming through their lives. But they didn’t reckon with Nemesis. They didn’t reckon with the likelihood that Buhari would return, albeit through the ballot box, some 30 years later, to continue where they had stopped him. When a person tries to accomplish a mission two, three or four times, you have to believe in his doggedness and you have to take him seriously. Many people (me included) who criticized Buhari for not having picked his Ministers by now have been shut up by the apparent success of this anti-corruption crusade. Let the house mice go forth and announce to the bush mice; that there is a new Sherriff in town. His name is General Muhammadu Buhari. And Stealing is now Corruption.

By AL.

Ibadan, Oyo State

Bros! Why did you steal an article from sahara reporters from 3 days ago which I have already posted by the way, and then stylishly refused to name the writer whose name is abiodun ladipo or identified that it was culled from sahara reporters? Or you wan form like say na ya concept?


https://www.nairaland.com/2520230/buhari-dead-serious-corruption-abiodun#36874359

christinie:
Eg Oshimole and Rochas Okorocha. Oshimole invited Dillish of Big brother Africa and other beauty queens to Edo State Govt house. How did he meet Iara? Governor Rochas employs his girlfriends even when they are from different states. Eg Nkiru Sylvanus.

E dey pain you say dem ommit you from the package?

Protagonist:
Who be diz?

I am the man that all the men in your entire family tree are struggling to become like! Now kindly take your pap brained, dim witted _stupidity and the get the _fuck off my mentions! You insonsequential irrelevant baboon!

Odunharry:
i tire

wetin janujaz de find there?

Na wa!

RuuDie:
This for that young man talking aout DDG selling his house, pre-contract agreement etc.

Here's an excerpt relating to CR7's transfer episode back then:

"At Cristiano's request – who has again expressed his desire to leave – and after discussion with the player's representatives, United have agreed to give Real Madrid permission to talk to the player," the club said.
Ronaldo is yet to comment but the Portugal international has reiterated to Ferguson that he always intended to leave United at the end of the season just gone. The Guardian revealed on 3 April that Madrid had put in place a deal for Ronaldo and that he was intent on leaving Old Trafford, having already agreed his salary and contractual terms.
Ronaldo's representatives categorically informed the Spanish club as long ago as last September that he had no intention of remaining in Manchester and pledges were made to ensure the deal went ahead and that everyone involved in the negotiations made a pact not to discuss the agreement in public. United always denied this and their chief executive, David Gill, stipulated on the eve of the Champions League final that there was absolutely no way the club would sell the player. Ferguson had gone even further earlier in the season, saying he would "not sell that mob a virus"

Just drawing parallels between the two cases - both guys indicated interest to leave, had some form of 'tentative' agreement with RM before anything concrete...
Look at the disparity between how that of CR7 panned out and that of DDG now. What we have now is fans turning on DDG for no fault of his simply because of DDG's comments and refusal to field him!

And yes, regardless of what LVG says his reasons are, I do believe him - he is not too big to lie!

Dude! Everyone on this thread understands the coaches message, stance and explanation except you! Maybe its because you are an OLD MAN compared to us young men! Abeg just get behind the team for tonites game and stop rehashing blast from the past transfer statements regarding cr7, fergie etc! I don't know what point you are hoping to make with them! No offence!

ayusco85:
You are in the car with your dad, and Rihanna's song titled ''Shut up and drive'' is playing.........


your dad asks you ''What is the title of the song?


What would you say?

Its a new song called "daddy got me a new car" by janet jackson!

alexistaiwo:
Some parents especially the working class use this approach a lot and it got me wondering. does it really have the desired effect in the correction of a rebellious child?

Its advisable, if the parents are highly trained BARBARIANS!

ElizabethAluko:
While you are planning to turnup or turnover tonight remember every action has a consequence. Here is a story of disrespectful men who find their wives relatives attractive forgetting some actions can't be erased. Forget the woman and how loose she is but on the action of the dude who caught them on the act.


Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 47-year-old attorney who is seven months pregnant. I have three daughters that are grown, married and have professional careers. My youngest daughter just moved back home with her husband because they are in the process of moving into a new home. One night I was home alone and my oldest daughter's husband came over to pick up something for his wife. One thing led to another and we had sex. We repeated our actions several more times. Close to our final time having sex, the husband of my daughter that's living with me, accidentally walked into my room and caught us. This was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter and son-in-law weren't supposed to be home. Nevertheless, my son-in-law didn't tell his wife and he said that he didn't tell anyone else. However, he did approach me to discuss this incident. I am shameful of what happened next... http://Elizabethaluko..com

Are you a politician? Or anyone of note in our nations history? If you are not then please kindly get the _fuck out of here with this your hopelessly inconsequential story! Nonsense!

So Pdp should also tell us how come their presidential _imbecile could not achieve anything tangible with these projects even after 6 years! But someone else is making them feasible after 3 months! Abeg make them shut the _fuck up! Bloody _idiots always spewing garbage!

Cheiii?? City don bid for pedro oh? Van gaal why?

www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/9949290/manchester-city-enter-race-to-sign-pedro-from-barcelona-says-guillem-balague

parrotibaba:
I still don't get ur support for DDG in this matter. According to the latest story ,LVG sent two coaches to talk to him n one of the coach reported that DDG doesn't want to play for united again ,also his attitude in training has dropped meaning that he doesn't want to stay at the club beyond this transfer window. The fact dat DDG hv not said a single word concerning this wahala since January supports the news LVG is currently broadcasting ,that he doesn't want to comment because it will paint him bad is utter rubbish! I'm sure u know that Kelvin De bruyne wants to leave Wolfsburg for City but has refused to drop any hint that he wants to leave n hv even refused to force the move as he fears a backlash from fans n football pundits alike. The fact still remains that DDG is desperate to move to Madrid this summer n LVG + Ed have decided to sell him but Madrid do not want to pay up ,de could hv gone for him last year but they chose this year as his contract is nearing its end so as to get him cheap. Also Ramos was supposed to be part of the deal but Madrid again refused to play ball n now that Ramos has signed/is going to sign a new deal ,United's cards r few ,use him till next year or sell him for cheap this year ,either way ,de win. If DDG wants to see out his contract like Cr7 did ,he will tell the coach or show a positive attitude in training but he has done neither so u don't expect LVG to start formulating lies in order to freeze out DDG ,he is just speaking the plain ,rough truth about the matter in his usual blunt n straightforward way. He is not the kind of man to hold a player's hand n feed him milk. I think he has protected de gea from the media for so long ,longer than I expected n not for once has DDG returned that favor since this saga started in January. LVG noticed the drop in his training n against PSG so he has d right to bench him n also justify his decision to.

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Bros u try! Even me wey post the article come dey check whether na latin guardian I post am from! I no fit shout for some of our united brethren for here sha! If he does not get it bone am!

Get familiar!

http://www.gazeproductions..nl/2015/08/pictures-barcode-restaurant-bar-lounge.html?m=1

Make my left leg bend if buhari goes to bayelsa to welcome this bunch of political prostitutes! Him no even send them!

Bloody cultists!