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PoliticsRe: NLC Chairman Wants Minimum Wage Increased To N50,000 Per Month by TheNonce: 7:04pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
Solid idea! Nigerian workers done hear am enough! Govt.over to you!
RomanceRe: REVEALED: New Tricks Lagos Guys Use To Woo Girls Inside Public Buses by TheNonce: 5:32pm On Aug 12, 2015
angry
Absolute Nonsense! _fuck you o.p!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My 3 Bedroom Apartment! "THE REAL ME!" by TheNonce: 5:28pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
Bloody otondo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce:
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ElFenomeno1:
Get lost, worthless piece of jank!
Schoolboy error... you call that mixing up UEFA cup tie rules grin
You should be hung by your balls over a mango tree and pelted with rotten tomatoes...
Paedophilic bastar....d!
I can see understanding is quite an ardous task for you due to your "permanent block head status"! What part of "get your first 3 points of the seaon" before you can earn the right to use your puss filled fingers to type shite on our manc thread did you not grasp dunce? Tell me boy, exactly how much _semen did you have to swallow to become this _stupid? Gtfoh! Ass muncher!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
shocked

m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2914/champions-league/2015/08/12/14382012/messi-ronaldo-and-suarez-up-for-best-player-in-europe-prize

La liga noni!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
This frigging drongo doesn't even know his onions! grin grin grin
SMh.... What a worthless piece of grain laden turd! cheesy
Hmm! even though its not a crime to mix up uefas cup tie rules, I agree with your assesment! But how come your own actual intelligence is actually my own gibberish? Does that not place your own smarts at the same level as those of rodents? Chew on that shite stabber! CECHmate!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:33pm On Aug 12, 2015
elampiro:
Squawka says until group stage.
Yeah! My bad! I thought it was once appearances are made till I studied this!

m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/69/transfer-zone/2015/08/11/14358922/de-gea-included-in-uniteds-champions-league-squad

Anyway! Real is still in yawa!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2015
elampiro:
I was actually talking about DDG's cup tie. Does he get tied by mere listing for UCL or when he kicks a ball in UCL?
Lol! Okay! Well once he kicks a ball or makes an appearance on the day of the tie! Its over! So real need 2 show us the money NOW!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:55pm On Aug 12, 2015
elampiro:
Is it when he is listed or when he plays?
smiley

Bruv! As a player on current form! If rooney was in barca, he would be behind messi, neymar and suarez! Even nepotism no go make me lie about this one! Its all hypothetical anyway!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:52pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
elampiro:
‪#‎BREAKING‬!!! Valencia based TV channel SillasGol have said that Nicolas Otamendi is on the verge of joining Manchester United.
talksport.com/football/nicolas-otamendi-latest-valencia-defender-verge-man-united-switch-reports-150812162499


Before haters say since dem no dey hear spanish e fit be scam!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:43pm On Aug 12, 2015
coogar:
isn't that what LVG shoulda done all this time?
LVG has no intelligence when it comes to dealing with madrid. he should have mentioned it in his pressers that de gea is being prepped to play in the CL-play offs.....and once he's registered there, he would be cup-tied for madrid. that would have gingered madrid to pay up or find a replacement for de gea.
Haba! Its in the press na! I posted the full champs lig squad list here last nite after my latest ban! Its even on the man united website! I like what gaal is doing! They should pay the £35m or have him for free next year! We don't need their £21m chicken feed!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
coogar:
that same pedro has scored in a champions league final - something no arsenal forward has ever achieved in the history of the club. a bench player at barcelona is better than a first team player at arsenal. none of the current forwards in arsenal would get a starting place at barca? na giroud wan start for barca or na walcott?

your IQ is less than the length of your cuticle! grin
Even rooney go wack bench 4 barca in all honesty! But I like this pedro chap! He looks the biz! Abeg no dey bother with this "elf the pillow biter of a goner"! He's still pained by the anal rape served up by west ham 2 his mediocre club!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2015
tongue
Its looking like de gea is going to spend the next year @ old trafford tho! Once he plays in the champions league qualifer on 18th he will be cup tied even if he moves to madrid! Squeaky bum time for madrid I guess! Sink or swim biatches!
PoliticsRe: PDP Still Remains Strong In The South West by TheNonce: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
Who gives a _fuck?
PoliticsRe: Bishop Kukah:jonathan Did Not Lobby Us To Stop Buhari’s Probe by TheNonce: 3:17pm On Aug 12, 2015
angry
Common sharrap dia bish! Una no fit even lobby the guy! _fuck off back to various your mosques and churches and focus on your pious duties and wait for the hammers of justice to land where they may!
PoliticsRe: Meeting To Review Allowances Of Senators End In Deadlock by TheNonce: 3:14pm On Aug 12, 2015
cheesy Dem no go ever gree oh! No be only deadlock na padlock get the matter!
PoliticsRe: Gov Lalong Tells Jang – ‘you Have Two Weeks To Return Stolen Money by TheNonce: 3:10pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin

Before that time jang go don develop "cancer featuring polio"! Na dia way once probe show face!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Sacks Shekau by TheNonce: 3:05pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
Boko haram na company? Which kind of sacking? Or pension dey? Just say dey have beheaded that bearded nicompoop and have replaced him with another fool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 1:15pm On Aug 12, 2015
grin
ElFenomeno1:
Scummies are funny... They peppered this forum with galactico rants and ejaculat......ed everywhere talking endlessly about how they are going to win the title with Di Sarah and Falcow!
12 months later, they are launching and spilling expletives at both... Cursing them in and out!
Smh..... Aiye ooo!

Just look at the donut above who went through a bit to find Di Maria's picture donning the colours of his new club, only to post it here and call the poor lad a punk! WTF .... What is wrong with people? grin
Hey GONER! In case you needed a reminder!

New goalkeeper: Cech
Same old Arsenal goalkeeping: Cech
Bad start to a supposed game-changing
season: Cech


@ least di maria seems humble! Check out your former number 1's reaction to your merciless recent beating! And he's still under contract sef! Lmfao

FamilyRe: Broken- Advice by TheNonce: 11:53am On Aug 12, 2015
smiley
FrancisTony:
Cc Ishilove, lalasticlala
Kai vickybe...I mean francisca...sorry francis! You will never change sha! Still calling your mummys and daddys as usual! Your age is really showing! Later kid! Lolz
FamilyRe: Broken- Advice by TheNonce: 11:48am On Aug 12, 2015
SAMBARRY:
abeg shut up and go and read your books. I've been very well informed that there are secondary school leavers in this section parading themselves as adults. undecided




when you grow up we can have sensible, adult like discussions.till then you and your 3teenage friends should scram undecided


radarada undecided


bitter ko sweet ni undecided
You are easliy read like a book! After all this section is filled with angry women so I'm not suprised! Instead of you to learn from the 5 minutes guys points or your life experience you are here insulting me and him! Well its better to be young and inexperienced with ample time to learn than to be an old bitter fool that is forever stuck in her ways! Take care and enjoy your lonely status! Shalom!
Politics"Buhari Dead Serious On Corruption!" By Abiodun Ladepo! by TheNonce(op):
Goodluck Jonathan gave one of the most shameful and ridiculous excuses of any person who ever occupied the exalted office of President when he claimed ignorance of the serious malfeasances that went on during his administration. That was passing the buck taken to a new low. Certainly, any leader who claims ignorance of the torrents of putrefying and sordid corruption stories that flowed under and through his presidency is only being clever by half. Surprised? How could Jonathan claim he
was “hearing for the first time” about some of these scandals? Wasn’t it at the peak of some of these scandals he announced to a stunned world that “stealing is not corruption”?
The game changed when Buhari became the flag bearer of a resurgent opposition. Those who did not take him seriously during his previous campaigns when he talked about taking on
corruption head-on are now doing a rethink. In fact, word on the street is that even some leaders of his party (APC) can no longer afford to pass the night in the same place on consecutive days. Those in his party who thought they could order him around because they were instrumental to his victory are now busy burying the corruption skeletons in their cupboards. Those we thought were Ministerial shoe-ins don’t even have the courage to stand before the man anymore. They had kleptomaniacally soiled their oats and Buhari knows. And they know he knows. The fear of Buhari is now the beginning of wisdom. It was this same fear that got Jonathan scurrying over to Abdulsalam Abubakar ‘s house, and then to Aso Rock the other day seeking cover; seeking insulation and possibly redemption from the anti-corruption axe Buhari is wielding with indiscriminate ferociousness. Like an apparition, Jonathan reportedly snuck into the seat of power and begged Buhari to adhere to the pre-concession deal brokered by Abubakar in which Buhari purportedly promised to not humiliate him. What a shame! Jonathan went from the guy asking that his Ministers should not be probed a few weeks ago to one asking that he himself be spared today. Buhari is a General. Buhari will always remain a General. Don’t ever forget that. Many people speak derogatorily about OBJ being “wily” and IBB being “Maradonaic”. These ARE Generals! (Even after retirement, you still refer to a General as General.) Forget that nonsense about calling Buhari “President Buhari” instead of “General Buhari.” Behind that façade of a soft-spoken and gentle mien lies a lethal tactician. Everything in his DNA is military discipline and doctrine. So, why would he show his hand to Jonathan by telling him on the eve of his’s concession of defeat that he would, in fact, be targeted? Why, especially when it was obvious to everybody Buhari was going to win anyway? That would amount to telling the enemy when your forces would attack, where they would attack, the number and types of weapons they have, and their numerical strength. That would be suicidal. Buhari played him. Period. Only a gullible person would be so fooled. Jonathan was so gullible he must have been the only one in that room, during the Abdulsalam-brokered meeting, who believed Buhari would not go after him and corruption. Throughout his presidency, Jonathan displayed a degree of gullibility and ineptness that dwarfed Shehu Shagari’s during his 1979-1984 misrule. How could he have missed the most ubiquitous proofs of grand larcenies that went on under his very nose? How on earth could anyone have tolerated Stella Oduah at the Aviation ministry for as long as Jonathan did without answering any of the accusations against her? Who else would have hired Femi Fani-Kayode (or whatever he is now called) to manage his campaign funds when the man still had corruption and money laundering cases pending in court? How could Diezani Alison-Madueke have held on to the Petroleum Resources ministry for so long in the face of the mind-boggling, licentious scandals reported by everybody close to that ministry? Who, in his right senses, would have fired CBN Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi for exposing the humongous graft going on in the oil sector while keeping Super-Ministers Okonjo Iweala and Alison-Madueke who should have been queried about the missing money in the first place? Do we want to talk about pardoning convicted felon Diepreye Alamieyeseigha or turning a blind eye to James Ibori until the British Metropolitan Police picked him up? Who hobnobbed with Gani Adams and Tompolo? Who had nothing to say to Musiliu Obanikoro, Ayodele Fayose, Iyiola Omisore, Aliyu Momoh despite the preponderance of evidence of corruption during Ekitigate? Under GEJ, impunity reigned supreme. Profligacy was the norm. But the EFCC and ICPC were comatose. They were reduced to running after theft of measly sums in the neighborhood of N1 million and wasting resources on credit card fraudsters while big time thieves laughed all the way to their banks. Under GEJ, even the EFCC chairman was accused of corruption! But he was not short of advice. Those of us who are little fries wrote about it. Big pens like Wole Soyinka wrote about it. Big guns like OBJ fired off a few rounds. But rather than heed advice, GEJ doubled-down and continued to bask in the delusion of ephemeral grandeur, acting as if he would be President for life. He buried his head in the sand like the proverbial ostrich and pretended that all was well. Rather than listen, he sent his attack dogs after everybody who had anything deemed unsavory to say. Reuben Abati even boasted once that his boss’ opponents underrated him at their own perils; that GEJ knew how to “wrong foot” them at every turn. They forgot they were dealing with the real “big boys” of Nigeria. GEJ forgot that they actually “let” him be President and they could “take” the presidency from him if they chose to do so. No sooner had he become President than he started behaving as if (and indeed his wife said it publicly many times that) it was now the turn of “his people” to do whatever pleased them with the nation’s resources. Talk about the child who was tasting soup for the first time and messed up his clothes in the process. Now, he is making nocturnal visits to the new powers-that-be, looking for salvation and claiming he did not smell the rot in his government. Those who backed IBB and his fellow travelers in overthrowing Buhari in 1985 knew that the Buhari/Idiagbon anti-corruption freight train was coming through their lives. But they didn’t reckon with Nemesis. They didn’t reckon with the likelihood that Buhari would return, albeit through the ballot box, some 30 years later, to continue where they had stopped him. When a person tries to accomplish a mission two, three or four times, you have to believe in his doggedness and you have to take him seriously. Many people (me included) who criticized Buhari for not having picked his Ministers by now have been shut up by the apparent success of this anti-corruption crusade. Let the house mice go forth and announce to the bush mice; that there is a new Sherriff in town. His name is General Muhammadu Buhari. "Stealing is now Corruption!"



Courtesy: sahara reporters
PoliticsRe: Stop Embarrassing Us, Oladele Nihi Tells Dino Melaye by TheNonce: 10:07am On Aug 12, 2015
grin
E don tay wey DINO no get shame! Right from his ABU days! Kogi people are in for a long thing! Him go represent tire, only say e no go be to the benefit of una state!
PoliticsRe: Corruption Probe: Peace Committee Shocked In Meeting With President Buhari by TheNonce: 9:55am On Aug 12, 2015
grin
Even those coming to beg and intercede on any bodies behalf should be probed and jailed! Bloody corrupt old _idiots! Who ever intercedes on the behalf of the common men and women! Baggers! PMB no send dem oh!
FamilyRe: Broken- Advice by TheNonce: 8:59am On Aug 12, 2015
undecided
SAMBARRY:
it is obvious you don't know what it is to be a mother to an infant
1.your feelings needs and desires become secondary and the baby's feelings needs and desires become primary

2.you have to wake up at intervals in the night to breast feed . You can't have a sound uninterrupted sleep and wake up whenever you feel like
3. You have to breast feed and nurse the baby almost 24hours then you also have to clean up yourself and struggle to get rid of all the accumulated blood clot and fats during pregnancy
4.you can't do whatever you feel like go wherever you feel like and eat whatever you feel like. It even affects your relationship with your friends and sometimes siblings
5.theres no how you will go through this FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND NOT BE MOODY OR temperamental depending on your endurance threshold
5. I know you can't do it for 2 weeks.i mean you can't be a mother for 2weeks without being grumpy talk more of being a mother for life . Your whole life body psyche priorities etc changes for life

so please shut up till you understand the sacrificial life of motherhood from pregnancy to death and be grateful your mum didn't do dnc on you for her own selfish desires whether in marriage or out of marriage
After all this espitles the only question I have for you na say dem force you to born? See as you dey para on top the brother simple banter! Try go for counselling oh! This your bitterness strong!
FamilyRe: Wife Hangs Herself And Two Children To Punish Cheating Husband (photo) by TheNonce: 8:39am On Aug 12, 2015
grin

Too bad about the kids! they were innocent! As for the biatch, good riddance psycho!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Should Dialogue Be An Option? by TheNonce: 8:29am On Aug 12, 2015
angry
NO! DEATH should be!
RomanceRe: See Behaviors That Make A Man Lose Interest In A Woman by TheNonce: 7:25am On Aug 12, 2015
undecided
Where you go find this kind woman sef? Only if man dey blind sha!
PoliticsRe: PDP Drags Amaechi To EFCC by TheNonce: 7:22am On Aug 12, 2015
grin
lomprico:
You just described yourself in this your post. SMH for you.
My friend GET LOST if you have nothing smart or objective to add to this conversation! If she is your colleague in wailing then its no suprise! After all as far as both of you are concerned you intelligence is my gibberish!
RomanceRe: Guys/ladies:biggest Turn On/off When You See Opposite Sex by TheNonce: 7:17am On Aug 12, 2015
cool

Turn on: fun loving personality and a nice booty!
Turn offs: lazyness and stinking _pussy!
FamilyRe: 20 Costly Mistakes That Married Men Make. by TheNonce: 7:14am On Aug 12, 2015
undecided

Wetin this man wey never marry dey write like this? See ya fake d.p sef! Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Didn’t Send Us To Beg President Buhari – Bishop Kukah by TheNonce: 7:08am On Aug 12, 2015
grin

So na offering una go collect? Why all of una no dey visit una church and mosque members or displaced victims reach as una dey visit buhari? My friend sharrap dia!

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