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Odunharry:
starting eleven
mrTa

sailorxy funlord dopejemi thenonce

afrodoc sircumalot

ruudie funlord coogar


elampiro

Dis XI na only pubbing match we go fit win! If we jam swanses na 18-0! Lmfao!!!

coogar:
when ruud scored 44 goals in a season, rooney wasn't even a united player then. ruud won the EPL golden boot and champions league golden boot in one single season. ruud's best partner was david beckham. beckham/neville crosses provided plenty of goals for the dutch wizard. go and watch the 02/03 season review DVD again.........ruud was fire for united!

You did not get my point! I'm referring to all the other strikers rooney has played with in his united career and how dey helped lift his game! Him and rudd where a good exciting fit! The older maestro and the yung un absorbing his powers! Beckam was a winger sef so in the pantheon of united striker pairings dat won't matter!

coogar:
nyabinghi wants to rewrite history.....
ruud is the greatest striker that ever played for man utd. everywhere he played, he won their league and a golden boot....so it's not about hiding behind other players like rooney does. 5 league titles from eredivise, EPL and la liga. 3 golden boots in those leagues too....and 3 golden boots in the UEFA champions league. only a poop-brained pundit would compare rooney/saha to ruud!

Rudd was rooneys best ever partner in uniteds attack imo! Rooney learnt a lot from playing with rudd! He did not score as many as rudd but the quality of rooneys all round game and eye for goal scoring came about as a result of that pairing!

Man united players out....jones, januzaj de gea!

Players in marcus rojo looks like making the bench and fellaini may be starting!

Man in the middle ref martin atkinson!

codedguy1:
We all know your wish is for us to lose so that you can parry here today! God no go let am happen. As if if he plays Valencia in front of Darmian and we lose you will not come here to dance kokoma.

Why you did not advise MoanrinHoe to play worlds best snail player Mikel to play in front of Ivanovic. To slow things down before he was thoroughly gangraped yesterday is surprising.

Leave LvG and Darmian alone with your yeye advise abeg!

Abeg leave that chelseas event organiser! Their cd go stll skip today! That party shall never hold!

The transfer window shuts down on tuesday! And we all know our most pressing problems lie in our goal scoring department! Chicarito has been told to find a new club and seems to be heading to bayer leverkusen! These are our current realistic options for his replacement based on reports and rumors:

1 lewandowski

2 Zlatan

3 cavani

4 muller

Who would fit into this team the most!

MrTA:
If we're not discussing man utd on this thread, do we need a new man utd thread?

They would still flood the new thread! I'm sure if you follow all the posts you would see that the dude had an agenda! Just because you lost an argument and his homie got stomped he has been pained ever since! He must have the brain of a 6yr old! E warrior must be his only achievement in life after almost 40 wasted yrs on earth! So to ban funlord was his prayer point 4 today! What a doofus!

patrickmuf:
Funlord, let's talk football here... Don't feed the troll...
Pataki, I know you know your football, can we just limit the dissing...

No wahala bruv! Na me do the mistake of answering that rhesus monkey! Let's get back to the footy!

Pataki:
LOL! Your verbiage is still nothing but jibber-jabber! You have a long way to go. Trust me, I will put you in the first class train of idiocy that you rightly belong. Your English writing is littered with unlimited tautologies all in the name of insults. Stop punishing my brain with this arrogant inanity of yours!

You think this is about wits and intellectual credibility? You lost that eons ago when you posted wikipedia to me! You are a disgrace to whomever had the pleasure to fund your education. I have told you before, and I will tell you again, you should be under the tutelage of your local street madman receiving daily slaps to for the induced mental state of idiocy you are in.

You spent 40-45 mins typing this hogwash?! No ''copy and paste insults'' from the internet? And you think I am impressed? I have told you, I have been slaying numbskulls far more intellectually superior to you since 100BC. I am an advocate for Nigeria to start building idiotic museums. You would be a classical master showpiece for the world to be dazzled with!

I am NEVER going to discuss football with you. You are a DIMWIT whose IQ should be never be explored, but rather thrown into the sea like Osama Bin Laden's lifeless body. Mr. WIKIPEDIA! Deeper Life Otondo!

I will respect the few Manure fans that have implored me to let you be for now. I have to get behind the wheels anyways, but if you type any megedefegede, I will be back like THE TERMINATOR to finish you off. I am not done with you. I am your living nightmare on this board! My very existence on this board will be the worst thing you live to remember of your copy and paste life. Sit back and enjoy the ride son! Trust me, it is worth it!

Shut that anus you call a mouth and go and keep reporting to mods you _stupid godforsaken, cowardly bastard!

sinizia:
I no understand. . . This una beef when em start? Because it's getting too bloody. See as type long diss to your fellow human.

See the coward don go run report me now I have a ban! Maybe that was his aim all along! Oh well!

Sinnzu:
One would think that N500 aint anything to scam for, but if 100 people pay that money, its becomes 50K. I've always known that girl was a crook judging by how he/she started here on NL. "Caleb Instructions" my foot! . Only thirsty niggaz will fall for that trick. TSOM don even spoil market for am seff

That's the essence of the scam na! Make the money look small then rope in a lot of takers! By the way He's a man! That pix is fake! What did mark do to him abeg? Where the thread!

Na wa oh! The babe wey open this thread get interesting MAN name when time to pay into account reach oh?

www.nairaland.com/2543854/best-online-business-nigeria

Ladyboss1! How market? That wozing wey west ham give una resemble porn type oh! 3-0? Haba liverpool! Lol!!!

nyabinghi:
see the retarded talking about etiquette do u know the meaning at all,back in oau starboard dare not talk when i am talking this aint no bragging from awo to faj to pg to cc to diganga dk was even someone that used to talk , u guys r neophytes wrt footie

I'm sure you just learnt about the word etiquette tonight so you should actually be thanking me for brushing up your vocabulary stock for free! Now listen iyagbani or whatever the _fuck your caveman sounding moniker is, you need to learn to man up and stop embarrassing yourself daily with all these silly tantrums you throw on this thread over nothing! You are the kind of person that can argue with his own meal in an empty house! Frankly being around you is like having a cancer of the soul, and I can't waste my time discussing united or soccer issues with a numbskull like you anymore! As for dissing you, it will be pointless making fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out. Abeg just swerve into oncoming traffic and please spare me any lectures about your non existent intelligence, academic pictures or your quack qualifications! I don't give a flying _fuck okay! Go sip on something abeg!

SIRcumalot:
Na una go find trouble o
The guy siddon for him side they defend rooney before una start this yab fest.

Abeg read the chats tell me where I err? Unless una get rule here that states that anyone that attempts to engage the guy in a civil discussion does so at their own RISK? If that's the case then I don note the rule be that! Abeg the rotweiller wey I keep for house do me to tame, I no fit afford to come dey tame another one online!

StarBoard:
You need to see this dude like 12-15 years ago yarning embarrassing dust as a United fan in the TV/common room. Raumdeuter is my witness.
This trait of yarning opals is inbuilt and sequenced in his DNA. . .

No wonder? Dude is so touchy feely with his emotions like a girl too! Abeg he should save his opio yarns for his kids at home or his wife! If he can't observe simple chat room etiquette using facts and light banter then he should just focus on watching the game without discussing it! Na only god sabi wetin una do am for here wey damage my nigga ego like this oh? Lol

parrotibaba:
kai!!! FunLord/TheNonce replies with a thunderous back palm slap

Can you imagine the yob? Even after providing links he was still trying to insult a brother for pointing out his fallacy! Abeg make the _twunt just allow me serve my sentence in peace oh! Or else.......

nyabinghi:
you brain cells are permanently damaged and irreparable. Cos he criticized himself now make him shyte. Go and sleep

You are literally too _stupid to insult! Please kindly get the _fuck off my mentions or links because I have made it a rule not to engage in banter with primates with access to their zoo keepers phone! Bloody neanderthal! No wonder your idiocy has been cast in concrete on this thread!

nyabinghi:
u should stand up and learn u slept off when he had a goal disallowed, u slept off when he delivered a cross only for mata to blast it into the stands,when he set up depay against brugges what did depay do, he blasted into the stands. u blame a striker when he is wasteful. the only game he got decent passes he delivered but u lots played down the opposition but praised herrera against the same team

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From your reply I have noticed that I may end up wasting my brain cells continuing this discussion with you! So just to make it easy on the both of us go and READ the links I posted in reply to uniquegems request about articles mentioning where rooney criticised himself! Or maybe na rooney twin brother conduct those interviews sef! Even me no sure!

ANGELMARVE:
cc ROCKTATION this is the same funlord that u gave a ban yesterday.

Cc: SEUN, ROCKTATION, OBINOSCOPY, FARANO! More examples of slander and provocation! Take note of the mentions of others also! Cheers!

I'm suprised that misssclassy and blackett have been so silent ever since the revelations about their kindred male friend nneka123 came out! Hmmm!

prettythicksme:
Dat guy is an animal!! i dislike him!

He is more than an animal! He is a cursed animal!

ANGELMARVE:
it has been revealed dat SINNZU ask a female moniker to sent him her naked photoes, it has been revealed dat sinnzu is begging a small girl dat claims to b boss 4 a UK visa so he can go 2 uk 2 work as a conductor or watch plate, it has been revealed dat funlord work as a bar man in a local store dat sells ogogoro, it has been revealed dat boss1 is forcing herself on one admin so as to be powerful as ishilove, it has been revealed dat 2 ladies sent their nude to dygeasy during d miss nairaland campaign, it has been revealed dat kingtom fvcked a female moniker(name with held) it has been revealed dat pretysme is an olosho dat opens pant 4 u so long u have d money, it has been revealed dat __ more revelations loading.

Cc: SEUN! OBINOSCOPY! FARANO! ROCKTATION! LALASTICLALA! This account belongs to the same person that owns the "softapples and humanbeing1st" accounts and he uses them all for provocation, slander and insults only!

UniqueGem:
Can i get a link to the emboldened part?

Oh yes you can! Links rather!

www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/19/wayne-rooney-manchester-united-criticism-champions-league

m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/85/england/2015/08/21/14646292/van-gaal-applauds-rooney-for-admitting-poor-form?utm_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.nl%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Drooney%2Badmits%2Bto%2Bpoor%2Bform%26client%3Dms-opera-mini%26channel%3Dnew%26gws_rd%3Dcr%26ei%3DEXbhVfHuGMjaUZDskfgM

www.ibtimes.co.uk/manchester-united-wayne-rooney-hopes-end-poor-goal-scoring-form-against-newcastle-united-1516301

Satisfied?

VaselineCrew2:
hehehe

"I don't mean to boast, but damn, if I don't brag
Them nigggahs gon' act like I ain't on they ass" - Jay-Z (What More Can I Say)

Dude! When have you ever seen me brag before with any of my Vaseline handles ? Unlike dudes that put up pics of them in their rides as their DP? You guys should just leave a happy troll alone men, lol. I brag just one time to show that real life and online shh are different and you call me out So what, I should go outside and start snapping more pics to further prove my point

FYI, you are speaking with an Electrical Engineer/ Software Engineer (Honors Cumlaude from The University of Texas) who is only on nairaland when I'm writing software and have a browser window open so I can troll and calm my nerves.

Dude, don't be a loser as well yo that takes online shh so seriously.

FYI, that's not my dads car though everybody in my real life clique are awesome especially my Dad who worked hard to become a multi-millionaire and hence propelled his kids forward.

Dude, I plead again, don't be stuck up on nairaland yo, it's just a forum and guys like me have never ever bragged before now.

Don't tell me the reason you guys are here on nairaland is to meet wives and husbands, men, you guys are the ones that really need to grab a hold of an extra life men, like seriously, get a life.

K, I think I'm done with this issue, not gonna respond anymore regardless of the amount of venom y'all spit

It was just so tempting to respond, that I had to yield to the temptation at least once

Story 4 the gods! Everbody na jay z on top nairaland! Abeg bros swerve! All this your lies don dey make belle pain us! Lmfao!

nyabinghi:
In the 2011-12 and 2009-10 seasons, Rooney scored 34 times in all competitions.

Rooney’s overall United tally of 233 goals places him behind only Sir Bobby Charlton, who holds the club record with 249 and Denis Law, who scored 237.

Rooney longest run without a goal for United – a 12-game streak between December 2005 and February 2006(He wasnt fat then)

EPL goals for United 170 in 343 games with him shunted all over the place.

FA cup 19 in 33 games

Euro competitions for United 36 in 83 2 shy of ruud van nistelrooy

England 48 in 105

If this guy is shyte 99% of players are shyte.

All this epistle you wrote does not negate from the fact that he has been shite since the season started until wednesday! EVEN ROONEY HIMSELF has acknowledged this fact so I don't know your own strategy! The fact that he has quality does not mean he should forget how to show it on the pitch and be expecting praise in return! Have a seat!

VaselineCrew2:
omg omg omg, these guys won't kill me men

@funlord, do you now see why I called you a loser, together with your loser band

You are dissing a faceless troll handle men, don't you get it Are you that dense

So what if nneka123 was a guy Do you really think a handle such as vaseline crew is here to find love, oh my

Anywho, off to friday night tinz. I don't really do this, but I had to take some pics to let you know that reality and the online world are different, you slow loser.

...and to other haters of vaseline like cutehector, richommie, jejemanito and y'all loser gang, y'all can suck on my hairy vaseline balls, hehe

This nairaland warlord funlord actually thinks one will commit suicide off a handle, oh my days

Bros no vex, but only a pained loser would take a pen and paper to go and sit down to start taking pix and writing crap in his fathers or friends ride all in a bid to prove he aint suffering to strangers online! You have no level deal with it and come out of the closet already! Sorry about nneka your homeboy sha! As you grow into a man so shall you get more sense! Useless _idiot! Abeg no go create thread for me oh! Na man I be abeg! Sad virgin! Lol

whizqueen:
Before I can reply you answer this... are you male or female or it?

You might be an animal for all I care

Oh god! Animal1st!

Sinnzu:
Im tashamania

Na omoLIAR the fuji rebel I dey pity pass! Too much tranny like evidence against the _twat! E for better make him deactivate like the nneka guy oh! Lol

Humanbeing1st:
AM D ONE WHO CREATEd NNEKA123 account, anyone to take on me? fools!

****sips lukewarm ewedu while wondering what this amazingly daft demented _idiot is yapping like a puppy about***

So many pained _bitch niggas on NL tonight! Nneka 123? That MAN wicked oh! Lmfao!

Funlord don kill person for this thread again oh!


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