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PoliticsRe: Ngige's Vip Toilets Constituency Projects. by theoctopus: 10:16pm On Nov 11, 2013
caseless: of course, this is one his core agenda. Or haven't u heard him speak on that? Those that need education also need a conducive environment for learning. This is the practice world over.
Yes oh! They need expensive poo houses! So they can defaecate and their poo will be packaged and exported! Adamu!
EducationRe: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by theoctopus: 10:14pm On Nov 11, 2013
What is so stup1d about this position is that they dont even know how backward it sounds. In 2013, to think that education is still all about getting 60% is so sad! Please they should send some people to Japan and learn how a modern education system should run. It is about training and preparing kids for their future, not awarding scores and grading students. So daft, this LASG! angry
EducationRe: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by theoctopus: 10:10pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You don't want to pay tax again? I am confused ooo[/quote]Why were you lying? Simple
PoliticsRe: Ngige's Vip Toilets Constituency Projects. by theoctopus: 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2013
caseless: Sharrap! What is wrong in building v.i.p toilets for 'non-V.IPs'? Is it now wrong to give what is for the rich to everybody in the state? Sms! He's tested and trusted. onwa shall rule again!
Shameless sycophant! 250million for VIP toilets and borehole! Ole! Thieves!

Ngige has created a record for the most expensive toilets in the world. Very expensive poo!!!
EducationRe: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by theoctopus:
[quote author=Mynd_44]Public schools in Lagos are free save for PTA dues which is less than 500 naira per term or is it session?

This means the government is spending its money on these kids so they have a right to turn down pupils who are don't meet up to a certain standard. In other words NA THEIR MONEY THEM DEY SPEND[/quote]Stop lying. Public schools in Lagos are not free. You people are too full of lies. You cannot even get admitted without showing your tax clearance. Even poor jobless widows had to pay a minimum of 5k to get so called tax clearance for their wards. LASG is a big fraud as ever! Thieves! Ole! So you want jobless masses to produce tax clearance certificates? So you want people living on less than a dollar a day to produce their tax clearance certificates? Olodo! Is it not you folks that go around shouting that Nigerians are all living in abject poverty? So why are you improverishing them more with your anti masses, elitist policies.

Is primary and secondary education not the basic right of every child! Have you ever heard of UN standards for education for children. Have you ever heard of UBE? Olodo!

This is the only state where students pay 250k schools fees per session for a dilapidated helll hole, pubic university. And you still want FG to fund the school. What happened to the exorbitant school fees being paid? Oh, I forgot, it is going straight to okpolo eyes, Tinubu's pockets as part of the concessioning of Lagos state to Tinubu's family and cronies. Hve you installed an Iyaloja for LASU yet? Criminals and evil people. Awon Ole!
PoliticsRe: Ngige's Vip Toilets Constituency Projects. by theoctopus: 9:53pm On Nov 11, 2013
What a disgrace! VIP toilets. So much poo in this guy!
PoliticsRe: PDP Suspends Baraje, Oyinlola, Others by theoctopus: 9:50pm On Nov 11, 2013
Why are you people interested in Oyinlola becoming secretary of PDP? I thought you all say PDP is evil and should be wiped out? Why do you even care that they are fighting? I dont understand you folks. You say you hate PDP, yet you spend all day discussing PDP! Cant you just go and plan as APC and focus and figure out how you can win 2015? In one breath, you say GEJ is clueless and cant win 2015. In another breath, you run around getting angry when some rebels cant push him around. I pity some of you and your bitter pills! grin
EducationRe: UNIJOS, 5 other Universities Voted For Continuation Of Strike by theoctopus: 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2013
taharqa: So regardless of how Ridiculous and unimplementable an agreement is, d Government should somehow 'implement' it cos Govt is a continuum?? What kind of a logic is that? When you talk or pursue a cause, is yr intend to solve the problem Or to Emphasize d problem by talking/agitating on it? Again, I ask @take dat: hv you read the Agreement, and does it make complete sense to you??
You are wasting your precious time on her. It is all about politics for them. Not about Nigeria. They dont care. Takedat does not care. She is just doing everything in her power to make sure Tinubu some how finds his way to aso rock to continue his evil and wicked concessioning of the masses just like you have in Lagos state. They are all evil criminals.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Restricts Danfo Drivers To 8 Hours Of Work? by theoctopus: 9:35pm On Nov 11, 2013
CyberG: They will patronize whoever brings the biggest value to their states and people! The US (and other progressive states) did not just patronize companies in the US (their own country) when there were more competitive options in China and other countries. If Innoson is so competitive and provides the best bang for the buck, any state even foreign countries will patronize it. If the government of the state in which it pays taxes, hires people and in which it sited its operations do not buy its products exclusively, then it means something is not competitive or not right with it. You cannot shift any requirements to the Yoruba South West by any means because last time I checked, there are far bigger conglomerates in automobile sales, service and manufacturing in the SW than in the SE: CFAO (Molade Okoya Thomas), Elizade, Leyland, etc (all owned and in the South West).
Non of the companies you mentioned assemble or manufacture cars like innosson. They are just importers
PoliticsRe: Remarkable Similarities Between Goodluck Ebele Jonathan And Awolowo by theoctopus: 9:25pm On Nov 11, 2013
Orlando Owoh: You can only be termed an "awoist" is you are taking after the policies and vision of Awolowo. He was a great man. No wonder his style is a template in the SW, and to some extent in Edo State, which was part of the defunct Western Region. Before any person win a governorship election in the SW, he must be able to convince the electorate, who are always politically conscious, that would do like Awolowo. If you go to any village in the SW during any election, the old people would ask, "se egbe Awolowo l'egbe ye?" (is that Awolowo's party?)
The problem with this your post is that people like you call Tinubu an awoist! It is either you are deceitful or you are just not knowledgeable. And just for the records, Action congress and UPN won elections by inducement all over the SW. So your claim about SW political sophistication is very false. I often see many people make that claim and just cant laugh enough. Even the last 3 elections I witnessed in the south west were all about inducements. They even went as far as cooking and distributing food and money in the polling stations. The south west is the least politically sophisticated place in the whole of southern Nigeria. Most of the things Tinubu get away with, no one can try it in most of the other states in the south
PoliticsRe: The G7 Hotel Cartoon (very Hillarious) by theoctopus(op): 9:14pm On Nov 11, 2013
^^^Your sycophancy cannot even allow you laugh after viewing such a great and hillarious illustration! I pity you! grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 8:39pm On Nov 11, 2013
Rad1cal: The nonentity just revealed his null Nigerian Status.

Thanks for the news flash.
Dont mind the ram! They are so dense! grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 6:59pm On Nov 11, 2013
berem: you no get sense I swear!
Abeg like my post if you dey feel am! No dey dull yourself! grin
EducationRe: Nigerian Tertiary Institutions And Hand-outs by theoctopus: 6:37pm On Nov 11, 2013
What do these lecturers know that they actually put into handouts!

Ode! Dofus who just go and copy from published books and sell it as handouts! If I had my way, part of the university reforms will be to sack all of them and start afresh! wink
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus:
frankyychiji: Now I can't take dis shite no more!!! Not fr u or anyone else. You mean in d "little areas"huh Oh really! You mean our common wealth was expended only in little areashuh Which areashuh D north I guess with d nylon tarred lonely roads. I wonder wot cattle rearers needed those kind of roads for? Buhari was so clueless he failed to educate 9millio northernn out of sch children of the 10million out of school nig kids! Today in buharis north just like yesteryears, buharis north remains largely under developed. Highest infant mortality. Ravaged by every imaginable disease on earth! Yet in d last 50yrs, nig has been ruled largely by notherners of which buhari is one! Well... D northern leaders of past never set out to impoverish their peo, they were just CLUELESS! They held sway at d centre n left d admin part of governance to d yorubas in d parastals. While they looted at d centre, their yoruba collaborators looted at d parastals! Why because their yoruba friend were educated and they were not. Their yoruba collaborators sold them d indeginization policy and they signed it hook line n sinker! Today, d likes of Michelin, nipost, UAC, leventis to mention a few r all dead cos d yorubas manning dem looted them dry!! Buhari was very wicked for not using some of his loot and influence to better d tomorrow of those poor little northerners. Today, the boys are frustrated n brainwashed and are turned terrorist!!!!! Be warned!
1000likes bro!

Dont mind these dofus! They think we dont know where we are coming from. After spending over 100 billion between 1994 and 1999, the north still has over 10 million almajiris. What a success he is. I duff my hat for him, honestly! It is not easy to produce that number of improverished children! Now he is trying to recruit them as his army to bring him back to power! Criminal! The only thing saving their azzess is that they keep playing the ethnic and religious card so a president will not want to start an ethnic war! When OBJ wanted to put Yerima out of business in 1992, the first thing Yerima did was to start a sharia campaign. That is their way! OBJ rightly called it political sharia! And guess who his first and biggest supporter was? Buhari Bin Laden himself! One day na one day!
PoliticsRe: The G7 Hotel Cartoon (very Hillarious) by theoctopus(op): 6:18pm On Nov 11, 2013
Buhari don show for town oh, oko ashawo! (5x)

Tinubu don show him face oh, oko ashawo! (5x)

Amaechi on earing and high heels oh. oko ashawo! (5x)

Okpolo eyes looking for a new state to molest oh. oko ashawo! (5x)

clap clap clap clap!

repeat from top.

in Tony Tetulla's voice!

cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 6:12pm On Nov 11, 2013
berem: Ode! Are they not PDP members? As long as Buhari and any other APC members are not illustrated in the cartoon, I care less. grin grin
Is it not Buhari that is the oko-ashawo?

Buhari don com town oh, oko ashawo! (5x)

Tinubu don show him face oh, oko ashawo! (5x)

Amaechi on earing and high heels oh. oko ashawo! (5x)

Okpolo eyes looking for a new state to molest oh. oko ashawo! (5x)


clap clap clap!

repeat from top.

in Tony Tetulla's voice! Backups by Idris Abdulkarem

grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 6:02pm On Nov 11, 2013
berem: you still are not making sense! You're going back and forth like a lost dog. If you cannot provide any source claiming Buhari stole PTF funds, please desist from spewing trash angry
What cant you understand? Buhari supposedly spent billions of Naira in 5 years. There is nothing on the ground to show for it. What other proof do you need? Criminals and their supporters! grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 6:00pm On Nov 11, 2013
berem: You really are pathetic! Gosh!! angry angry
shut up honey! grin grin grin

see you in this picture below! grin grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1512394/g7-hotel-cartoon-very-hillarious

You are second to the last with the red cap and yellow shirt
PoliticsNgige's Biggest Achievement In His Constituency by theoctopus(op): 5:41pm On Nov 11, 2013
You got it right! Its an executive toilet! The most expensive toilet in the world!!!

So much shytte to throw around! grin grin grin

PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:39pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: I have a lethal dose of cyanide for sale, but for you I'll give it for free.

Email me your addy.
I already told you, you have nothing to say! Go play with your mates! Shush! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: I will not even attempt to school you on why you sound idiotic to anyone with 1/2 a brain reading this because I know we're just gonna be going around in circles.

Kill the hate in your heart.
You have nothing to say. You are not intelligent. You just know how to rant! Stay off drugs man. grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: How did you come up with this figure? Even Zimbabwe and Somalia's hyper Inflation wont make these figures possible.
In 1995, it was 21.89 Naira to a dollar. A piece of meal in school was between 5 to 10 naira. Please do the maths
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:20pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: Whose job is that if thats not what the Govt is there for?

Oh, I forget youd rather just leave the populace to mete out their own justice by lynching suspected criminals in the streets.
A president is not elected to go around arresting people. You dont develop a country by going around arresting people. If he even wants to go around arresting people, Tinubu will be the first to be arrested. grin grin grin

The real proof that Buhari will not make a good president is the fact that his main campaign is that he will go around arresting people. So clueless! Brazil is a very corrupt country but is one of the fastest growing economies in the world. So is India! Have you seen their president going around arresting people? You build institutions and make them strong. That s how you build a country. Just like GEJ is doing to the power, rail, agric and other sectors. Not to go around arresting people. Anyway, what do I expect an illiterate like Buhari to campaign with? grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:16pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: Because you are backwards and unenlightened you think Akwa Ibom has been "transformed". Lmaooo what do you call "Transformation"?! A few roads here and there? Dude, you need to go outside your hamlet more if you think your country is not in shambles and needs a total,thorough, and complete overhaul.
You know nothing because the farthest you have gone is probably ore. Akwa Ibom has been transformed and is still being transformed. Open your eyes and see. Go to the NL thread on that and get enlightened! Akwa Inbom is the fastest developing state in Nigeria today. You better open your eyes bro.
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: Like I said: Calm down and stop being a dummy. Now, your hate has taken over not only your heart, but also your brain. When did I mention any of the things you brought up above? Maybe you should turn your attention back to Ballabriggs because now youre starting to sound crazy.
So why did you quote my post? hypocrites and fellow bigots, I guess! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:08pm On Nov 11, 2013
murtalaa: why is the docile and spineless government fold her arms and watch Buhari frolick with corrupt persons. Why not arrest them?
Is the job of the government to go around arresting people? Oh, i forgot, that is Buhari's campaign slogan! grin grin grin

His big plan for Nigeria is to go around arresting people! So pathetic! How many people did Akpabio arrest to transform Akwa Ibom? Clueless Buhari and his fellow APC co travellers... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: Whats your definition of a crook and a bigot? You probably think we're talking about GEJ.


P.S: What "Records are there"? Dude, kill the hate in you heart. You dont have to tell lies when trying to prove a fact. Such only makes you look bitter,dumb, and lack credibility.
Shut up bro! Where is the evidence of PTF money? None whatsoever! Even IBB can boast of third mainland and others! Show me the roads PTF constructed and the world class hospitals they built! Our leaders are still going abroad for treatment because Buhari and Abacha pocketed billions and you are here defending a crook and a bigot!
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 5:01pm On Nov 11, 2013
ballabriggs: Yes it was an intervention agency designed to provide palliatives in many sectors of the economy and not limited to roads.

In 1997 we never spent 12 hours driving from Lagos to Owerri. Those roads were maintained by PTF.

In FUTO where I schooled, we had a hall built by PTF.

If you walk up school at IMSU, you will see a water project till date by PTF. We had buses provided by PTF. I got PTF drugs at FMC Owerri in those days.

Reno Omokri, can you please tell us where SURE P is?
Stop lying so hard! You that is not even up to 22 years claiming crap! How can PTF spend over 100 billion (that is over one trillion value today), doing water project in IMSU and buying student buses? You are not even helping the man! You are indicting him more.

From ASUU demands, the money Buhari cllected in PTF can transform the whole Nigerian universities! Incredible!!! grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 4:56pm On Nov 11, 2013
kingoflag: With people like you being the majority in that shiyyythole called Nigeria, how is Buhari expected to find (and run around with) good men except God does him a huge favor and revives the Prophets in the Bible and the Quran and asks them to become his political companions?
Buhari cannot run around with good men. He is a bad man himself. How can he find good men? He is a crook and a bigot. He is the first ex Nigerian leader that came out to ask muslims to only vote for muslims! He was the first person to give 100% support to that pedophile, Yerima, to try to spread sharia all over the north and eventually, Nigeria. The records are there. He repeated it again when he incited people to go on a killing spree and kill innocent corpers doing their country service while branding them as PDP supporters. Bloody bigot!
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2013
ballabriggs: You saw nothing because you are dubious. PTF was only an intervention agency and in the little areas it intervened it did extremely well.

Care to tell us about SURE P?
PTF was just an intervention agency! wow! An intervention agency that got more money than major ministries? Do you even have an idea what the value of 10 billion was in 1995? Stagerring! PTF was a complete conduit pipe setup by Abacha and manned by the fradster, Buhari. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Chieftain To Buhari - Stop Parading Yourself As A Saint by theoctopus: 4:47pm On Nov 11, 2013
Most of the major roads in Nigeria were built over 25 to 40 years ago. Benin-Ore-Shagamu, Benin-Lokoja-Abuja, Lagos-Ibadan, Abuja-Kaduna, etc.

These roads never saw any major renovation for decades. The Benin-Ore was recently renovated under GEJ. The Ore-Shagamu is still not even renovated yet! The Lagos-Ibadan is now receiving attention. The Benin-Onitsha was fixed under Ibori-OBJ. Ibadan-Ilorin was recently renovated under GEJ. I can go on and on and on! Tell us which invisible roads Buhari built with over 100 billion Naira in the nineties. Do you know the present day value of that amount? Incredible

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