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vague:
you have been deceiving people with "Be Funky" filters, how are you different? Go school! You no go gree, that's how you end up calling it make ups instead of make up

PROF. It's called make over

No be this girl dey use "table water" baff

If ah dey live under bridge nko
Meanwhile, Man utd winning 3 straight matches with YOUNGSTERS. Issokay
United all the way

*Sipping otapiapia*

Zoe99:
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Hello? I see you 're also on the literature thread. Kindly recommend a cool story you've read here to me. Please

Freedom fighter ko!
Zub zero ni

When the light on the weed is bright enough. Wetin concern ahm....

missKiffy:

Did i lie?

Anambra---- cashless
Buhari ---- clueless
Female celebs---- topless
Male celebs---- shirtless
Lalasticlala---heartless(my threads no dey reach fp)
Me---- Headless

1. She uses money for soup to buy instagram likes
2. She bathes with "bottle water"

3. She claims her p-man is rich meanwhile they live in a face me i slap u house
4. She falls for guys with pink lips when her father has "crude oil lips"

Me sef go write my own "CHARACTERISTICS OF A SHE-MALE GOLD DIGGER"

They should line up in a straight circle

If 'em come add the "40 marks" nko. What was soyinka's score?

This girl no get any natural face selfies.
What if she goes missing

Swanky jerry ko! Pinky and the brain ni
To me swanky doesnt fit to be a stylist

Werryn concern me?

Korede bello song lame die.
Expecting bashing from his bellovers

Smh......
Wear Bedsheet nah

My savings are with BUHARI..... N5000*3months

A chic stella jean multicolor geometric kaleido slope print structured dress

If this is the name of the cloth,

WETIN GO BE THE SCIENTIFICAL NAME?
BTW Wetin geometric dey do inside cloth :-/

Hmmmm.
Love wan tin tin.

Girl : Can u die for me?
Me : Jesus died for you already.
So i don't want to compete with him

Choi. Why she come be like this.
She,s still lean sha.... Money neva show wella

6. THE MUMUS : I call 'em mumus bcoz they behave like one. It's either they came to the wrong exam venue, they forgot their slip at home or they log in with another persons reg no.

7.THE FIRST TO FINISH: These ones behave like kindergaten students. They finish quickly and walk swaggerliciously out of the exam hall. Na 'em dey get minus ( -99) for jamb

8. THE TOASTERS: These ones came to search for chicks. They help girls in exam hall.(Make i no lie, i dey this group partially) When guy asks 'em for answers, they pretend as if they dont know. (Na so i dey one guy front, i come put wig for head. Na me the mumu answer through out)

9. THE FAINTERS: Its either they collapse or something bad happens to 'em. Imagine an ulcer patient fasting to the exam hall. When they see questions like (-2/8<4+ 8=0, the rest is history
At this point' i drop my pen. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.

1. THE SERIOUS ONES: These ones come into the exam hall without looking at anybody. All they do is read.( The one wey 'em read for house never do. >:

2. THE STYLIST: Either boys or girls. You will see 'em with korede bello kinda hairstyle. They wear "okrika" designer and they fold the edges of their t-shirts (short sleeve) Adekunle Gold wanna bes.

3. THE PHOTOGRAPHERS: They are mostly females. They look for one fine background to snap pictures and post.
(If it is possible, thex will open anoda tab on their computer looking for how many likes they coulld gather.

4. THE LATE COMERS: They come late to exam venue like say na their papa get the place. They would atrract uneccessary atrractions. ( my exam was scheduled at 6:30am and i got there 6am. The school building sef still dey sleep when i got there. Na me wake ahm up.)

5. THE ITK( I too know): Just like the serious ones but these ones are proud. They will be like "my guy if u see what i read u go fear. " I go kill these exam today"

vanguard90:
Baba, u don hit jackpot ba??
Sharp guy
U take one stone kill two birds

Opportunity comes once. . When i talk say i wan break king solomon record u think say i dey play (300 wives and 700 concubines) e no easy oh

Why cant he just pray so every body would disappear to their various destination without

Issorait... Make them commission beter things sha

Slimzjoe:
You collect Number so?

no, na recharge card i collect

Banky w is to cap
As
Lagos is to fallen containers
Btw, Op na from helicopter u snap ahm

Nobody should insult me oh say na gherl i go dey look for exam hall. Am currently in ATS 3. (Accounting technician scheme).
Still expecting my 300 jamb score sha

Every jamb exam i wrote was a hit from back to back.
After writing a "brace of jamb" previously and scoring 187 (2014) and 213 (2015) yet no admission. (Na uni dey eff up sha).
My exam time was scheduled at 6:30 in ''Noun'' (Abeokuta). I got there as early as 6:00am( even the school was still asleep , ) The exam didnt start until 8:05am.
After admiring girls in their number outside. Little did i know wonders awaits me in the exam hall. I traced my seat no "200". Lo and behold there was this damsel , My seat partner. She fine pass anna baner.
I entered my reg no.
I saw another surprise. (2001,2013,2015 past questions were in front of me.) last years' questions on "last days at forcados" were also repeated. (No changes). 1hour into the exam the girl beside me tapped me to ask a particular question and i gave her the correct answer. After killing all the jamb questions, i was just proof-reading jejely when i saw a piece of paper on my table. I opened it and was really amazed. It was her phone no. .

I wish my nokia torch light can view this