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[I]learning how τo put things in italics[/I] and [B]bold too[/B]

Ibime: You can take July 28th if you wish.

Hahaha! Was initially jesting cos of ♍ά̲ conviction ninja buh Alryt.. 28th July then. Lemme shake some dust off for the fun ovit *settled*

Err.. what of?

Pensioners' match

ThePrekky vs Ibime 4th August? Err brother?

@Illscripts nd Mikuz yu guys tried buh I think yu both nid some work here:
@ill.. Ivnt read any of yur lines b4. Dis is d 1st nd only nd frm wat I notice, yu try 2 make every line hit, thereby flawin yur setups greatly. Yu myt v a bar in which d only thing linking yur setup nd yur punch is d rhyme scheme... Try 2 tell a li2 story b4 punching (it kips d readers in suspense). Somtyms ppl even like yur verse cossa d way dey string 2geda nd they can't if yu dnt sync yur setup 2d end-punch. That's 1.. Numbr 2 is d punch itself.. Addin 20 xclamation marks @d end of yur punch dosnt make it hit any harder. Wheneva yu think of a punch, think of d most unlikely thing ppl will xpect 2c nd use it. It hits much harder. From reading yur lines, b4 I reach d end, most tyms I alrdy kno wat yu will say (eida due 2 d fact dt yur preceedin words or clichés were 2glarin or dt i'v seen d concept b4 in anoda ba2) nd half of d tym, I was ryt! Yu c, being predictable is a minus sign nd dats part of d reason I ddnt wan2 vote; cos d verse wasn't new 2 Me nd if I were 2vote, mikuz wudav gotten it nd it wudnt b fair 2u considerin d fact dt yu myt b true 2ur words wen yu sed yu vnt seen doz lines b4). Work on dat 2. Odawise yu r gud 2 go nd yur rhymin is 9ice
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@Mikuz.. Sid alrdy said, yu r not gud @ personals @ all.. Yu myt come in a match nd use only 1! Buh I'm not sayin yu shud now overuse em nd make yur verse a sloppy testament. Den somtyms or rada, a lot of tyms yu play 2much wit yur lines dt d punch even seem like a filler. That's patchy. Apart from doz, yu do gud @ wordplays nd d fact that yur end punches rnt easily predicted cos yu make a gud story frm yur setup is remarkable.

I HOPE FOR A BETTER REMATCH

#ThePrekky

I vnt got much τo say.. First of all, Illscripts put down more than d stipulated number of lines, then his line: "got small mouth like Nokia charger" looks like a flip from Yemi Fasunlua of Facebook's RGA line: "got big mouth like Nokia 3110 chargers"
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At that stage, I stopped reading.. And from that nd d luk around here, re-readin/voting is a No No.
#SowiGuys

@Mr Illscripts.. Uhmm, I tink I'll say somtin 2. Take a break pal.. Ba2 if yu wan2, if not, yu can alwys make it known. Nobody'll bite yu, we'll undrstnd if yu feel worn out frm d tourney. Buh Cos yu won an FB title doznt make evry1 yur hater.. Some of us b4 yu v actually won multiple titles nd still move on fyn wif evry oda person so b professional. Yur not makin yur image

Ibime: You were really in class when you wrote this one. Na everything wey your teacher talk wey you type so?

ℓ☺ℓ. Na jus some words frm ha lexure wey I fit capture I use do endrhymes. Ha far yu na? Saw ur spar wit mik. Dem go kill una b4 una leav d stage for d new generation?

ℓ☺ℓ bro.. Na una get d arena nah

In other words, greetings NL hall of famers

Ibime: That's not how we greet each other after long absence. 16 bars please. . . .

In ICH class ryt now...

Over rusty frees
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diabolic prodigy/ spewin moles' of diatomic, toxic things/ mosta dz sikes r not encouragin/ quit tryna fight ya Ugly Origins/ cos its bottom dey rock. . .buh I been on top of the world frm d inception of. . . . triatomic oxygen!/

I'm adorned wif blurrin speed/ my mettle is golden/ 'dipped in adamantium', body freckled n molten/ so vyin 4 ma No 1 spot. . .its advised yu keep d "metal @ hand". . Better than wolverine!/

Bite d Ether am blowing/ nobody's feelin dis wretch/ use Cologne bro, we still perceiving d stench/ quit all d gas talks...dy call me pastor!

so yl steppin 2 me, best pray that 'grace abides'. . . & (B) mercy boku (B) witout rlly greetin in french/

s-o 2 d kings; ibi vexin nd throwin venom/ . . .street flexin his load'd cannons/ yall v a 'bone' 2 chew wit mikuz? U'll git left wif a broken sternum!/

Oga ink, I c ur weapons' r golden Wessons/ nd if I wasnt hypin or addressin a bloke in person/ make Dem jus "take a break sharp sharp". . . . Like chemists Testing for molybdenum!!/

Eyeque: Lol prekky yu well so?
32bars pls

#runs in2 hiding#

mikuz: lol . . Prekky is now a Pastor.

Laffin rlly hard.. Mik ooo!!! Pastor?? Nahh. Not yet up 2 dat level. Barely

Ibime: That's not how we greet each other after long absence. 16 bars please. . . .

ℓ☺ℓ bro! Na so o. I hardly hold a pen n pad these days. Rusty much. Na una get d area na

Hello nairaland. . .

Eeem, personally, I dont think I ever asked any of my dates out.... Mostly they do d askin, or things jus grow from friendship to datin.. To me, if you open ur mouth and tell me u're into me, I'll see u as courageous, knowin wat u want, as someone possessin confidence, i'll see it as a huge step towards d +ve direction of ur maturity level... BUT If you prefer to use ur so-called 'signs and wonders'.. No p! I notice em all and Both of us go use am till a more serious girl comes and takes place.. That time O mee gi VAAM na anya!!!

Thats great news! I.M.O he should also be among the list vying for FIFA World player of the year.. And his statue built at Stamford Bridge if possible.. The guy's a legend

Seriously! Wat the fùck is this supposed to mean, Mr Mikuz? Bringin a battle i K-O'd you (3-0) on facebook in which ya friends voted me d win.. down here to nairaland for ya fans/pips to díckride??
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Is it Cos i'v beaten u twice or Is this wat you actually do for a living?
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Now lets say I leav the fact that you brought an already finished brawl to ur site witout ma consent, (which actually nullifies everythin by d way), and concede to lettin this go on. . . you think ya credible votes are from:
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1. Kerijay: whose few FFR post's been showin he's ur biggest fan..
2. Icedbeats: who has only 5 posts in d whole of NL and this happens to be d only one that concerns netceein (talk more of him even dreamin of posting lines)

Laff don scatter me sha.. Kid this is Desperation at its very peak!! U'r jus carefully and successfully tearin down d small cred u suffered to get all these yrs of student-ship
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~really pathetic story bro.. I sympathize

Mehn.. Jus gettin here.. Upping!
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Thanx Voters..
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Mikuz come Close thread sharperly

mikuz: You not even ashamed . . after he made you lose TWICE in a row/

Lwkmoo!! Oya
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Mik comparin his 'cushion spits' wit wat I tabled?/
or saying that Ibime's booed/
na Jealousy go hav him 'green all over'. . . fayrouz!!/
'Prekky this, Prekky dat' . . .ma name rules/ gracin these verses like rlly Great hooks/
floored him in our NL battle and told him to play good/
still the recluse. . . blatantly refused/
. . .to cut his losses and Stay put!/
claimin I bit from Rosh, Nass abi na Ace Hood/ or maybe Jay too?/
lolz. . . u must be crazed dude!/
he here claimin he shoulda won wit his 'delay feud'/
or some other silly excuse/
but if his words are always truth/
aw come Mik neva told you guys. . . Prekky also beat him on Facebook?!!/
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Lwkmoo
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See link:
https://m./222304894501978?view=doc&id=395786933820439&refid=17&m_sess=soz7WVtX-PFQXQ9oe

Lolz!

Smh

@Mikuz. . I admitted to my misconception, kid.. Learn to Man up! Anyways I'm done wif ur childish personne

ibime: I stand between the sun and earth . . . and cause an eclipse!/

Good Gaawwd! Seriously wheneva you drop d track, I'd like to hear all this on a beat.. Like wtf?

Lol.. I thought as much.. D almighty Mikuz cannot answer questions relating to syllable counts from his own verse.. No p
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Dude you'd wanna visit this link sharperly https://m./115168061849220?view=permalink&id=464340583598631&m_sess=soz7WVtX-PFQXQ9oe&_rdr#464382673594422 I wouldnt want to copy and paste its contents here for your rep's sake

Ok Mikuz. . . By lookin at Thunder's post I'v understood wat u are sayin about the bangin . . . wanting own
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Ok i'v searched it in d dictionary, thunder is right, mayb its not officially pronounced like that but where i'm from, that's how pips pronounce it and its also seen as correct if u use it in a pidgin track so u dont blame my using it here.. Its d accent
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2. I said 'just as' would only rhyme wit 'uncle' in a vocal verse when u say it fast while puttin the other rhyme Ibime used (that i'v forgotten) that ends both words to cover up for it..much like eminem does but on its own, JUST AS and UNCLE has nothin rhymin bout it except its first syllable and in a text verse multi scheme, its considered forced at its least..
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I'v answered both ya questions so now answer mine

Which question did u ask that I didnt answer?

I agree say I go go school go learn. . Thank you sir but jus answer. . Your answer'll prove to me If you'r worth d arguement or not. . . So Mr Mikuz answer

I said how many syllables not how many words so just Answer the simple question and stop posting Ibime's arguement wit Sauron for me :-|

A quote from d link you gave me in which this arguement was brot up from an otherwise lackin battle

~Sauron:
This is a text battle. . . . . .the words should rhyme on paper.

so now @Mikuz... To end this mono-word arguement, I'll leav u to answer this question
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How many syllables is CANNONS AND DOUBLES?
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How many syllables is HAVE HIM RUMBLED?
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I Just need d answers to these two questions.. Nothing more

mikuz: Look at this classi monoflow
does 'just a' rhyme with 'uncle'?
Prekks you dont know the rules of multis.

'just a' can be slanted wit 'uncle' in a vocal verse because 'a' as a part of speech can be fixed btw d 2 words wit its sound twisted to fit in... That's d height of slants
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Apart from this instance, i didnt understand any other thing you put up further

ThunderStorm: oh damn . . My bad . . . . Didnt notice the "and" o . . Chaii . . . My bad . . Sorry . . . Lets drop this argument . . Notice i dint talk on the "banky" own o . .

Ohoo!!

@Thunder.. Did you jus say that cannons and doubles rhyme wit hav him rumbled/ and banky W?? Ca-nins-and-doh-blz/ hav-him-rum-bld/ ban-ky-w/
Cannons and doubles is five syllables! Hav him rumbled and is four syllables while banky w is only 3 (forgettin d fact that 'W' dosnt rhyme wit 'rumbled') but can only be stretched to be 4 in a vocal verse... Never 5!! And then u say they are good multies? Guy no disappoint me o!

@Mikuz.. I never said multies is by number of words, look at my rhymes, d number of words differ by far sef! Neither did i say Mono-words!! I said poly syllabic! I gave examples wit yours afterall title is one word while thai too is two but they rhyme well.. I didnt notice your I rhyme shaa...

@Thunder.. Fron-tal and up-crew DO NOT RHYME.. Bear in mind that it sounds like 'tul' and not 'tool'. . . Nevertheless you can slant or 'far slant' frontal and some school. . . But not up crew because of the /iu/ sound in crew and Yes, it musnt end wit 'L' i never said it must.. Take dz arguement to RGA wall lets see wat it'll result

@Ibime.. Exactly! U get my point.. If its outplayed down here, i dunno, i joined here late last yr and never was active till few months back so u dont expect me to go viewin every thread in nairaland

How quick you run out of points and try to switch cases.. You'll make an awful lawyer, kid