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Mikky do you still have this dm4 3099se laptop in your stock? I wish to buy It before this month runs out. Hit me up on WhatsApp 08033840402 let's talk

do you have another in stock or could you have it before this month ends? that's the 6gb ram version. I have the money down

GIYAZZ:
Prekky lost his form though. That verse was indeed wack.

Dude Do you know anything about Cheqqs or his personal life?
I need you to explain a few things to me.
0.That scrawny and big eyed line
1.That Goko cleanser line
2.Richard Zednick line
3.Hajj pilgrims line
4.what a carotid is and the correct pronunciation
5. The point behind the last bar
ALL ON THE SPOT WITHOUT EXTERNAL HELP/ LOOKING AT THE LINKS OR ASKING GOOGLE.
If you can honestly do that by yourself then you can comfortably say a verse is wack or not in future and nobody will question u

ELYMAXiimus:
ThePrekky's verse - maybe wasnt as dope as expected, but it wasnt wack.

If you don't like seeing keys, you can as well skip it and go straight to the main verse.

Y'all didn't get the humour in the verse because you're not familiar with the personals. It was a personal filled brawl.
Imagine what a non-member of this section would think of giyaz's verse against dark.


Think twice before jumping into conclusion. And you'd be doing yourself a great deal of favour by ignoring such frivolous comments
by thecrook!

I just no fit shout. No strength to explain. The battling styles in FB nd NL are very different. Most FB guys can't cope with the short nd precise type of writing that's employed here. On the other hand, Ibime should know this judging from the fact that he battled a couple of fb guys in that past tourney. Clear cut example being his bout against U3, if it were on Facebook, U3 would be leaving that ring the clear winner by a margin you wudnt even understand. Same, If I lay down a Nairaland type of verse there, no two ways about it, I'll lose.. as in woefully o! Reason almost no nairaland textcee has been successful on that side. I'm one of the few ppl that can alternate styles to suit arenas.
When I battled Mikuz on Facebook and here in quick succession, I won both battles cos I played to the styles of the different communities whereas mikuz just used NL style thruout.
Groups where personals carry 3 points and punches carry 2, what else do you expect?? Not my best verse clearly.. but anyone who Says the verse is wack clearly needs those keys more than the fb judges

airmark:
I believe he has completed his battle verse for you.

then he'll most probably hold it forever. There was a time I laid down the chance for him to battle me but he wasn't ready, with his 1yr 1 battle thing. That window of opportunity is long closed. 2yrs long sef

as for coogar, 99% of what you say hardly makes sense to me and those posts up there aren't part of the 1%

Ibime:
Like we tell ninjas here, if you gotta put it in parenthesis, you ain't spitting it right. Dunno wha justt Prekky is doing explaining his bars given his exposure to NL code of conduct.

bro you don't understand. most voters there are not like here, they can be really lazy. if you don't tell them who Richards zednick is or what a diacritic is, they won't care, they'll just read it and think "yeah, it's prolly dope shaa" and vote what they want

IRG BATTLE ON FACEBOOK BTW CHEQQS AND I

Cheqqs verse..
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Keys:
Left a fb for NL
*goat simulator is and android game
*in wwe brock lesnar is a beast.
*our last battle was indecisive
*im not saying he is ugly the mirror does
*y'all read the commensal relationship btwn a shark n a remora n digest.
*tuus won him
Can't explain further.
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Let me make this clear.
You left Fb for NL, that makes you an Actual Goat,
Now you back thinking I'm still Casual Though,
To win me you need a Manual note..
Cos you gon' get discarded quickly more than birds quill during Annual Moult.
Somebody tell this Nerdy Player,
I've got something morbid like Jamie Frater,
This is pure comics . . Image of hawkeye fighting,
That's why this opener boutta turn him to a shaman. . First he'd get Struck by lightening.
I'm gon end his fame in this unfriendly game,
You're the type I hate aint talking Master ace shit,
This nigga wouldn't bring hard shit mixing his poo with carapace bitch,
He's ugly, nose? That of hound size,
So don't confound guys..
I'm another totus beating him from behind till he demands for a compound eye.
Our last battle was indecisive as Bleep I brought the cheeky hommie tumors,
Take a look at his profile .. He dating one nicki ojiulor,
Thinking he got the sparks and the aura,
There's more cheating to that relationship than that of a shark and remora.
Acknowledge the superiority and difference between our own texts fucking tout,
Yours be hide n seek it got som'in to do with kids,
Bleep your stupid wits,
Mine is sorta like draft game . . Got old heads coming out.
A soldier rising from the battle of salamis,
He admires the sample of my tactics in all way man...
That's why he is quick to leave this ring when this beast engage in a fight.. I'm talking Paul heyman.
Last bar, and I'm hoping he suffers more pain than a chick who goes into labour,
Cos I haven't started yet and he's racked up with more damages like that goat simulator.
Ever wondered why my name appeared first in kastiel's hypes?
Shit is I'm way above you and seen as an effing noble,
You can only close the gaps(garps) if you're done reading john irving's novel.!!!!!!
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vs
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Ojiegbe Finest
Posting for Prekky
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Few info for relatively new guys.
old heads should know most of these.
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..We were once in RG's formative crew before it came to FB, headed by Ady
..he criticised the state of the roads et al, in Aba on his status recently
..He dated Serina who had big eyes
..Richard Zednick is d famous hockey player that almost died from a freak accident when the carotid artery in his neck was sliced by a teammate's stick
..carotid is pronounced keratid
..he called me Ibo boy in our prematch disses on RG and av beaten him before
..these symbols (`/ ã/ ö etc) are called diacritics
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Cheqq called me ibo boy like it ain' somethin he's also too/
confam Ariaria tout forming he's all so groomed/
rememba dat RG crew nytcall wen we was freestyling & ur turn reach to also spew/
u wudav been great. . if dat accent ddnt make u sound like Odimegwu Ojukwu. . cümm.ing in auto tune!/
all oldies thrash am & I also bagged him/
but as my bro, if I add some kyn personals, it'll be no mo' rapping/
like his history wit Serina & also Ady/
but I'm curious. . why did u follow the scrawny & the big eyed. . when u ain't Frodo Baggins/
anyway the 6 times Tek beat/ you, u wished d ground swallowed u up like an instant earthquake/
cos he had techniques to slit ya neck quick/
u got karated, cut so bad. . u became d splitting image of Richard Zednick!/
(carotid cut)
Yu attend poly, I went thru Uni so bow to me or cry/
cossa d inferiority plus how d'you feel at night/
knowin u culdnt handle 3.5/
dunce prolly cudnt even gradg wit pass. . abi why hasnt he gone for NYSC or is ASUP still on strike?/
That's some real facts spilled mehn/ sometimes I even doubt if he ever got past Jamb jilting/
maybe illiteracy was why our last battle was 'one huge walkover'. . like that incident with Hajj pilgrims!/
We sick of the big big words this gay will spin/
acting like Johnny Milton/
his schooling lies are hardly 'water proof' now. . we just wish some one will kill him/
& he shud stop wit d poly thing* already. . only ones stil falling for his 'bag' of tricks are chubby children/
(polythene, bag of Trix)
eff what-he-building, this guy is no contender/
before I even built myself an empire, applications to design the logo entered/
cos as a businessman, i got workers at sites n' promo centre/
but he waa neva an employer. . last he "heard STAPH in the streets", vans were adver-tising Goko cleanser!/
broke Aba boy who don't pay his tax. Sits home & b like "mama, come make me pap"/
then disses his government, u spoilt piece of complaining trash/
abeg deny that all I just said is fact/
lemme pin-point ur colon. . forward slash. . and ensure u die a critic like punctuating marks!/ (diacritic).

ChynoBEATS:
SINCERELY , I'm not impressed


I've been watching most em'cees here brag about how good they are

Most'of em even go to the extent of battling with other's just to prove a boring non-existing point without decimals

Yes ya'll good in your respective ways but still to prove a point ya'll need to clear the odds and make things Even

Over here on NL .....all i see is 99.8% written lyrical brawl which to me is very poor simply because in Music a quack can type out bars of un-leveled lyrical lines which will definately sooth your eyes and seem tight while vocally it lacks aglity, power and simple vocal tonation when its being delivered


In Rap ..your Vocal delivery matters

Mode-9 ,M.i ,ice-prince ,ill bliss , Rukus, Cashino, Naugthy-pin, Terry-the Rapman and Overdose dint get to their current position due to the way they type lyrics BUT by the way they deliver their written lyrics

Brawling with mere written lyrics to me "with all due respect" is Childish yes Childish....it wont build you ,nor connect you but minorize, commonize and limit you "pardon my colonized lingua"


Guys ya'll can do better
I know ya'll can

There's this American rap group on facebook where american up-coming emCees win prizes for droping good Lines via Video brawling, I was in the group for a while ....they were very organised .. The group was lively not this boring piss of Cream-cracker ya'll are doing over here

Ya'll should grow up Please!

We can achieve such over here too

This current level We're in over here aint helping

Well it's left to ya'll to decide ......i don talk my own

.......I Rest my Case.........

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darkenedrebel
Mikuz
Rapmaestro
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Markoise
Mystique
elymaxiimus
ibime
theprekky
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teddybiyasi
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guykhena
lagunna1
sinizia
danbrowndmf
sosiqdude
obesemf
bars
LhoOD
GIYAZZ
Ibime
Emaprince
Coogar
Kr0ne
Dj5naira
007bruce
Thablacqbonez
eIceberg
Folarin22
Chocckidd
Safarigirl
Hypergig
Airmark
Laykorn
KingLahkhay
SeanViktor
Chester5

don't make wild guesses. Not everyone that writes lines here actually wants to be a rapper or to create music. Some of us actually just do it for the fun of it and have no business or intent in joining the music industry. So you coming out here to call textceeing childish just because we're not picking up mics and trying to be modenines and etc that some of us are already richer/ more successful than, bdw, is, no offence, the only really childish thing written here

profojah:
How would an Msc student be your course adviser.. Maybe she's helping your real course-adviser as per her thesis/project adviser

unless that shaah

Jlakeside:
What skol is that?

UNIZIK. We do have a course adviser. Shez just inactive and focused on completing her MSc. She graduated with first class tho

profojah:
Ohh lanscapping, Establishment of lawns, creation of gardens? (That's Horticulture).. Horticulturist should also have a diverse knowledge in ecology,.because the ecology/vegetation of plants/flowers and where best they thrive must be known, The environmental conditions that affect them positively/negatively must also be known. As you have said you have a zeal for horticulture, even when you being an artist is an added advantage, you just have to work well on the line,. I have so many friends from UNILAG, who are environmentalist/horticulturist, and they are hitting it now, getting contracts from Lagos state government, Oyo state govt, Ondo state govt, and Delta state govt on Landscaping, beautification and maintenance. I also had my IT in a well-known horticultural company in Lagos. Here, I can vividly tell you I gained alot, ranging from tree-planting exercise/campaign organised by Gov fashola, to Creation & Beautification of lawns/gardens..

Also going for PhD doesn't make one to fully venture into lecturing,. So many PhD holders out there not lecturing. Well, To me, I prefer lecturing than any other jobs. And most foreign country (e.g USA, Canada) offers fundings in form of assistantships to almost every (if not every)of their PhD students PROVIDED their requirements (Transcript with required cgpa, TEST score , recommendation letter, SOP, etc) are met.

thanks a lot bro. You're like the course adviser/mentor that my department never seriously had.

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profojah:
Great.
Lemme first ask

Which school are you?.

Which aspect of botany do you like or do you always perform excellently well?.Mycology,Phycology, Ecology, Paleobotany, Ethnobotany..which one. Our mentality here in naija is botany doesn't have numerous field to work in unlike other discipline.and this is very wrong. I have alot of friends here on NL both home and abroad doing exploits in botany. All you need to do is to sell yourself.. I think the best bet is to get a higher degree in botany most preferably a phd and concentrate in one thriving area be it Conservation, Ecology, Physiology, paleobotany.

I'm in UNIZIK, Awka, and the only thing that actually interests me in the field of botany is landscaping, you know creating gardens, lawns, patios etc.. You know it's like a work of art and the canvass is nature. I'm an artist too, a lifelong skill i developed so i naturally love the art that can be created with plants and nature and that's the area I focused on during my IT that will end this month. In terms of the core aspects you listed up there, well maybe Ecology.
So are you saying one has to venture into the lecturing line? well, because I don't really think I like the idea. And yes, I'll very much love to get to PhD level but the funding might be my ultimate problem

I'm in my final year studying botany and by God's grace I could be graduating with a first class or at least a 2.1.
The problem is that up until the first semester of 300 level I never liked my course due to the perceived lack of employment opportunities and kept intending to change. Well, finally I didn't change and I'll be graduating in a year time and dunno what next. What are the MSc courses available and assuming I don't want to further my education till masters level (maybe cos of fund constraints), where do I put my hands into?

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Bars has been caught biting verses red-handed...
he bit/stole/jacked 2 verses from a female emcee on Facebook ..not just a line or two but 2 full verses...
I asked him when he first posted cos I knew his skill level - but he rebuked me- but now he has been judiciously exposed like the low-life thief he is....with facts & proof...

since our moderators are no longer useful to us- I'm taking charge temporarily..

✘Bars has been banned from battling here & also from voting in battles until December 1st 2015.
If he battles- then we should all avoid the thread completely & not cast a vote..
He is also not to be included in cyphers or any other activity- he has been ostracized & blackballed from this community

His ban & punishment would be reduced to October 1st if he tenders a detailed apology to all the members of this section- explaining why he went all kleptomaniac & also an undertaking that if caught again- he would be permanently banned from this section ...

we have a code as regarding biting/plagiarizing - & we have zero-tolerance for Luis Suarezes & thieving armed-robbers with Vampiric dentitions..

here are the two verses he stole --[the Idiot even forgot he bit the verse from a female & didn't replace the female pronouns/nouns- such as mami,she etc....

We don't need his apology. He should apologize to Krystle, it hurt her bad

Sorry for keeping you guys waiting but i goes as Lord of time, i can do whatever i want. lol
**Little something for the cypher**
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•Black scythe in ma hand, a cursed weapon so I grip it well

couldn't even handle it myself without casting a little spell

to have its evil quelled so when Hermes' demigod kid managed to touch the hilt, he yelled

as it severed his 'organs' from his 'system' so bad, half-blood doctors saw his new terminal illness & called it sickle cell!

•Fvck marketing farm tools. .I made the sickle sell!
king of the titans, ur petty gods lookin like fronting kids

when I 'throw a gander' at them, they start 'ducking' quick

getting 'goose' bumps but still pretending and lying thru their sunken teeth

so they keep their distance cos their mum, Gaia told em I originated deepthr0at p0rn. .cos I'm known for swallowing those shrunken kids!

•Enough of the monkey biz! Got pale golden eyes, one look at you human beings can force ya

to freeze where you stand till I stroll from the Colorado springs to Russia

then post this verse last week, tomorrow or 1999, it's all the same. . .cos I control time so much, man in his confusion called me Prince Of Persia!

•One swing gon' scourge ya, Zeus, wen I'm attacking your fam

have Poseidon & Hera ripped apart in your house, gore Hephaestus, ya fat, weak brother

storm the underworld and. . wait! Where's Hades? Oh! Both of u already ran to Africa & disguised urselves as Ogwugwu & Amadi-oha!

•Look humans, yall best not believe popular 'poetry' on the titanomachy. It's all arbitrary

they made it sound like a 'dramatic' win for the gods, the 'scene' went down in 'his-tory'
when in truth, the titans were the "pros" on that day. .& this isn't literary

but to prove how much greater we are. .I'm 30 feet taller than Zeus. . wen u pray, you look up to him. . when I prey, I look down on him. . . LITERALLY!!

•I'm a beast that breathes molten rock from his own nose.

Krone owes me an apology for posting other gods verses before Kronos'

and just to make my point across. . when men lie they call it 'story for the gods!"
I am Cronus!! and you could tell it to the birds. . but already the Crow Knows!

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daikale:
how much?

sold

uche715:
how much does it cost?

sold bro

kr0ne:
11am tomorrow deadline. If I don't receive verses from you, ThePrekky and Obesemf by then...I'm sorry.

hey bro. sorry I'm just coming online for the first in a long time. Had serious phone issues. Sorry if I let you guys down, it wasn't intentional

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Specs include:
Fingerprint scanner just like in the s5 but much more responsive as this was produced after the s5
a whooping 10.5" screen
Dazzling AMOLED screen display colors
Amazing battery life (7900mah)
8mp Camera with flash (rare in tabs)
Ability to make and answer calls (also rare in tabs) etc.
Buyers are welcome to inspect it immediately before purchase to satisfy their curiosity. Reach me on 08147170706 or WhatsApp 08033840402

A neatly used galaxy tab S 10.5 T-805 original tablet (samsung's current flagship device in the tablet section) for sale to buyers in port Harcourt city and around.
Specs include:
Fingerprint scanner just like in the s5 but much more responsive as this was produced after the s5
a whooping 10.5" screen
Dazzling AMOLED screen display colors
Amazing battery life (7900mah)
8mp Camera with flash (rare in tabs)
Ability to make and answer calls (also rare in tabs) etc.
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agent9:
Which of d codes ar u using to sub? 102 or 120?

And av u try contact d customer care??

120. tried it incessantly with no reply then I tried 102 too and still got nothing so I switched my phone off and went to sleep. this morning when I switched it on and checked *559*2# I saw that I had 1536mb data. now I dunno for which plan? whether it was the 120 own that finally worked or the 102 own

I've been trying to subscribe to it since today, no way. why? is it because I'm using trutalk+

kr0ne:
Kratos too is a god of war.

no he's not

Mekurexx:
There is a guy on here that wants to sell his Note 3. @45k. @ThePrekky talk to him. Or you just go for Ipad Mini 2 london used 35k

thanks for the lookout bro. I've sold it shah

and after we're done with the cipher, with the consent of the other glads can we battle each other in a mini tourney? Like completely destroy the pact of the big 3 and eat these kids of mine one last time!