They are trained for that and they have even seen about 15% of their colleagues die during training, so, no emotions, in fact they are happy...

That kin feeling when you killed "what" should have killed you...

So, you consider that a problem?

The time is coming when the engine will need more enhancements to be active. Until then, keep doing what you enjoy with your wife.

Buhari - The best thing to have happened to Nigeria since 1914... I don't agree with OP on this, he must have been sponsored by IPOB and NBC needs to sanction and fine him N20M immediately...

...las las, we go dey alright.

...and this man is still roaming free... God save Nigeria!

The guy was referring to himself. If Tinubu enter, he is going to get free food for for years...

Remember when Buhari and Osinbajo told us "1 meal per day"? that one sef, na permutation. take one meal at about 2pm... e suppose last you till next 2pm.

This pictures are from the IPOB headquarters. They are good with Photoshop! Habba. That picture was taken from a movie (Lala unchained, 2014).

Noone can convince me otherwise! Buhari is working, Pantami is exposing the bandits and terrorists...

May Nigeria succeed.

It is well. Liquid metal, you messed up big time! You refused to forgive when you would have been the hero. Anyway, all mortal being must taste death.

Great news! Where my Buharideens at? Your MCM is preaching. Another achievement!!!

E ba wa patewo fun baba!

officialmario:

And what does that mean?

Instead of replying me, write the f***king story! That is what it means. If you have any experience, tell us, stop replying, ok?

What experience? OP, I can confidently say that you lack experience bro! Abi, what is this? You come dey book space to post

He got rested. "Died on the battleground..." Only Lying Moreahmed followers will believe that. A whole sitting president?

However, what do I know?

Ok. Next!

One of the smartest guys I know... This guy wants to make his way back into club football. He just used Naija hype his faltering Resume.

What have we done to deserve these eediots? You would rather the food waste, than give it out when it would have been appreciated!

By the way, he looks like one of the accidental governors of the southeastern origin. The red cap sits well on that empty head.

Shebi some people are happy now? Very soon, these miscreants would turn on their own people, that is when we will understand the real meaning of ipod, abi na ipob dem dey call them...

Iheanacho should consult his dibia before deciding... Super league could end his renascent career. A wise is enough for the word!

Ode! Celebrity my fragrant a$$!!!

Even a blind man can see that you were trying all that for the clout and asylum. If you want to go to America, try some other ways... Ticket don cut and roles are not coming again.

Ilamina:
This igbo guy was comparing his fat sister to another fat girl in class

It was so obvious that it was the igbo guy sister that was prettier
But the yoruba boy quicky chose the other girl

Yet yorubas, say kalabari hate igbos
Kalabari hate for igbos might be obvious
But everyone hates igbos in their own way

Are you Igbo? Una love/trust unaself? Can you leave your drinks to attend to some things and come back to continue drinking (even if you are with your nwanne)? Did you see the story of the brothers who killed their egbon because of inheritance?

DaddyRochie1642:
Because those same Elderly men the do disrespect do Chase after them when no one is looking inorder to have a slice of Kpekus

When she gets down with those who are your mates or older than you... and those agbaayas always have the same manner of approach. She would always think that you too have come for the bodi...

Something is telling me that Lala is in touch with the op to discuss how they will arrange the proceeds of your bravery...

If it was swallowing eggs, na cobra, or sebe, as my Yoruba people will call it.

Anyhow is a how, Shebi, the pepper-soup go reach my side?

Wish them well... If not for the fact that some of us have accepted our fate after several attempts at escaping this country... The whole project looks irredeemable...

May Nigeria succeed.

Many are mad... only few are roaming on the streets. Marriage is not for kids...

I don't like what I hate! Stop spreading fake news. His excellency said that he was invited, not arrested. He is just relaxing in a new environment, he will come out whenever he wants. No be Owelle Okorocha that we all know?

To some, it will be surprising, however, with the advancement in technology and the assisted birth procedures, you can plan the birthday of your child... Except I hear that the births are natural birth...

Anyways, congratulations to him, though I dislike Barca.

No be the same aunty that was married to Mr. Gorilla Tarzan be this? So, the man (learnt he is an oba now), is from the Music industry...

Madam accidental marriage counselor.

If it was another reasonable person that said this, I would have understood... Nothing in this life succeeds based on luck. You work hard for anything you want to be successful.

How come success in every other aspects of life is not down to luck, but marriage is? Habba!!!

I need to have a tattoo o. Eez like it's the new scam in town. The other woman who got Jagaban's tattoo is the real MVP. She could be appointed the first lady when Tinubu becomes the prezdent.

kidap:
Former Deputy National Publicity Secretary of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Comrade Timi Frank, has lampooned the Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) and Minister of Justice, Mr. Abubakar Malami, over his uninformed comment on former Vice President Atiku Abubakar.

Frank, in a statement on Wednesday in Abuja, described Malami as a comedian among other comedians running the country aground with bad governance.

He however urged the Attorney-General to focus on more crucial issues bedevelling the country rather than taking Atiku to court over baseless claims of not being a full-blooded Nigerian.

Frank said: “Atiku Abubakar is a true Nigerian who has sacrificed a lot to stabilise Nigeria's democracy and economy.

“It is only a comedian that can, therefore, come out to say that Atiku is not a true Nigerian.

"It is both disgraceful and unpatriotic for the likes of Malami to be making such unguarded and divisive comments at this time of our country's existence.

“It is these kind of divisive comments that fuel various secessionist agitations in this country today.

"Today, Nigeria has become the world poverty capital. Corruption has become almost enthroned in this country and Malami is the attorney general and a minister in the most corrupt government ever witnessed in this country and the world.

"Malami and some other jokers in government have turned this country into a joke with their comedy.

"Otherwise, how can Malami say Atiku is not a true Nigerian? A man who contested the governorship of Adamawa state and won and later became the Vice President of Nigeria for eight years has suddenly become a foreigner in Nigeria?

“How can a man who served this country as a Customs’ Officer and has many establishments that contribute immensely to the development of this country suddenly not become a true Nigerian?

“Is this how everything has become a joke to Malami and other comedians running the present administration?

"This is how just few years before the United States of America’s election, former President Donald Trump, brought up baseless claims against the current U.S. President, Joe Biden.

“This politics of holding to straws in a failed attempt to dent the image of patriotic and respected Nigerian like Atiku is reprehensible.

"If a man like Atiku, who has sacrificed so much by contributing to the development of Nigeria and stabilizing the country's economy and democracy through numerous job creation, quality leadership and uniting the country is not a true Nigerian in Malami's myopic thinking, then let Malami tell us what he, as the Attorney-General and Minister of Justice has contributed to this country after benefitting so much from Nigeria.

"In fact, I believe that Malami and other comedians in government running this country aground should really visit the psychiatric home.

"Let Malami stop making Nigeria the laughing stock in the comity of nations by such baseless comments.

“Nigeria has had enough of this ridicule and we say, enough is enough! We can't be dragged to the mud any longer.

"It is undoubtedly clear that should Atiku choose to run for 2023 presidential election and wins, he would clean up the mess created in this country by this rudderless and inept government and Malami, who is aware of this, is simply scared of being held to account for his contribution to this bad governance.

END

Signed:

Comrade Timi Frank
Ex-Deputy Spokesperson, All Progressives Congress (APC)

Nothing dey shock me again! Shebi the AGF is now the highest court in Nigeria.
Supreme court don clear somebody, you are giving us a more "superior" verdict... Issokay...

We are currently in the next level. Nothing fit surprise me again in this our Nigeria.

If true, an Alkali(ne) solution would be required for Nigeria's security issues...