U guys are the bomb||. I can always trust my pals on this forum to give solid info. Just got same text message from them for tuesday july 4th. Seriously, if your product is so trusted why do you present it as a 'job' it should be presented as business opportunities. And for the record, you guys never look good at all. U always look hungry and tired of the life ur living. I SPIT on u. Infact, i 'ho kelebe' on u

Chykason na Igbo man. Na so dem dey do. As for dani1luv- y do u keep reposting ppls comments? Pls stop doing that u making my head spin.

@ adjan lol. @@ op lol

I ask d above question becoz I rly rly need to know. I see some families are so prosperous while others aren't. I have seen religious children of rly good christi
an parents live an average struggling life while while non-dedicated christian children of non-dedicated christian get the best out of life.
I have seen in some families some get better deals than others.
I have seen devoted sisters getting no blessings while doz dat dnt even go to church get d best out of life. Some people leave skools n gets good jobs immediately, some get manageable jobs, some pathetic jobs n others no jobs for as long as five years.
Some good christians gets all their prayers answered some keep waiting on the lord n getting nothing.
So I wonder and ponder is it Fate? Luck? Destiny? Mother nature? Time? Is he a partial God? Or there is some criteria or formula the Almighty God use in blessing people?

****yaaawwwwnnnnns***

Am married to the most randiest of fellas. Truth is I knew ds while we where still dating. Then he wld rather I came to his plc on sunday evenings only for obvious reasons. Now we r married he still cheats on me and I recently discovered that the only way to cure this hurt is 2 cheat on him 2.
Guys pls advice. Say it all wv no restrictions.

Ds a joke? R doz numbers real?

Eldav- if u looking for a change recipe for Nigeria kindly go to the politics section or better still, go join Fashola on fcbk. I guess u stil rmbr the definition of joke.
Offense aimed

Let’s assume the federal government of Nigeria is giving each of us N60, 000 rebate. If we spend that money at Shop-rite, the money goes to China. If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Europe and Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama - put, Nkwobi, Asun, Suya, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Juju, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, Beer and ashewos, since these are the only products still produced in Nigeria. AM PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN, ARE U

@ stevo4sh, Y did u have to copy n paste d joke again? Al u need do is direct ur comment at poster. Having to read it allover again is torture from hell.
But of course I like d joke.

Ok. Na dis reminds me of Benjamin Button.

Pulizzz!!

Lol!! When my sistas car was stolen I was more concerned about my brand new AC I had just bought and left in d trunk of her car, Imagine!

Really nice!! Is there still more?

@Iysaa- yea I think d ryte thn is actually Odionwehe. Lol. Crayon (I think) used to be one crazy lady that it wuz blvd used to mysteriously appear in lonely roads if:u r walking alone,call crayon 3x,if u c a bright coloured piece of cloth on d floor, n mny oda funny thns.
Who went to first foundation lesson?

Ahhh!! Mrs Edun!!! I rmbr d old ppls home beside d skl. Then a frnd convinced me they where ghosts n if I looked closely I wld c they walked on air.

Me likey d Edo woman. Quite true.

Pls I love ds joke. Der is nothn wrong wv posting old nice jokes. Poster pls go dig out more ol'jokes

Always love it when d replies are funnier than d joke. Hahahaha stl laffn. But me I never hear d joke b4.
"Loool"

@ poster n randy rly funny.
Wat of Edionwehe(oldest man in d area)? Dr is always an Edionwehe heading area meetings.
For doz of u dat grew up in Ewah rd who remembers crayon?

Md4real- d quotes r really rly nice n they all mk plenty sense. Dnt wanna leave in a hurry.
@Efe- I can't imagine y u dnt lyk em. Can't imagine y u wld keep reading somfyn u dnt like. Do us all a favor "move on"!!!!!!!

Very nice one. Worth forwarding.

@Efe- how many votes can one give?
What does the winner go home wv?
Is d price given in a ceremony?
I for like vote for u coz u dey pleasant n seem to have lots of frnds on ds forum but the truth be say I dnt think u dat funny or maybe I just haven't seen ur jokes. U know wat u shld do? Copy n paste all ur jokes n funny comments n tag it best of Efe.
Studio, Blacksta, Lancasta,Bash r d real funny chaps but till I know d one wey dey proudly boast of how e take dey cheat on his wife and how she dosent mind till den, I am reserving my vote. So u stl stand a good chance. Go girl!!

Thanks tho. I have unsuscribed to d topic as is a berra option to switching off my fone (coz I need d lyte as nepa don tk deir own) so u guys can gist n play all u want.
ENJOY!!
Ps- any stinker? It will be a waste coz I don migrate to newer posts.

Efemena_xy:
^^190 

your pink font dey blind ma eye - wetin??

and er. . .wetin carry u come our side tonight - post a joke pls

Efe wan laff 2night!

Efe, I went thru a lot of pgs to get ds statement.
Abeg nairalanders una no dey go work for morn? Gawwwddd! My fone is been blipin n blinking alnite. Dz nocturnal fellas took d beauty sleep off ma eyez!!

@poster- pls get ur spellings right. And pplizzzzz ds is sucha silllyyyyy topic!!!

Studio if u can get d age right y is it such a herculean task to get d name ryte?

Used to laugh and crack my ribs at the jokes in this segment but dz daiz is d haters comments dat cracks my ribs. Now somtyms I smile or grin at d jokes. Ds joke n NOT d comments actually made me smile.

@Efe- y r u alwaiz begging 4 private jokes? Its kinda spooky.

Nice one. D joke brings d phrase "global village" to mind.

True talk.

This sure is a DEVLISH trend. Go ahead guys make the muslims and etheists and Christ-haters happy.

@ Nimshi,  y r ur posts so WICKED?