₦airaland Forum

ifinger:
Why are u searching romance section for gist?ogun ki u olofo fe look for mojo to maztobate

See how my post pain you, so you de sensitive like this and you de post your nonsense imagination for nairaland. You are a big jobless fool, you are obviously a teenager who is obsessed with sex, I bet you still live with your mama, I bet you still eat mummy thank you, I know say the phone when you de use na your parents buy am for you. You are an idle teenager who watch porn and masturbate while looking for admission

You never even understand life, e clear say you still be teenager, social media don give you avenue to de talk to people when you suppose to de call bros for real Life.

ifinger:
So i had just been posted to this office from a neibouring state. At first i was reserved being new to the unit, until i met this talk fair Secretary, she was the one who introduced me to the other members of the office. Now i she has been coming around the office to say hi to me everyday ,before she resume to her office

However,each time she comes around ,because my sit backs the door she normally hug me from behind, and rob her jugs around my head each time she comes to greet me!
At first i tsught she wud stop ,but it has become a routine when am the only one in the office, so on one occasion she did it again ,i grabbed her jugs she did not resist ,i deeped my hand down tauched her nips she just let out a faint noise and smiled like nothing happened ,i was aready torgid down dia ,she just smiled i could see her errect nip through her transparent clothing ,she was like how are u how is the weakend!
Now with the green light she has given me i made up my mind to screw her soon ,cos she has been coming regularly now for me to feel her up before she goes to her block
Even though she is 7yr older ,she seem to enjoy my touch on her

So why are you now telling us?

Why did you rush to nairaland to create a thread to tell us that you want to smash?

What do you hope to archive by informing us?

What do you want us to say now?

Abi over excitement de worry you say you wan bang?

To Fvck na achievement for you ni?

Mr man be wise and stop wasting server space on nairaland

Wether you are a simp or not doesn't matter, just make money. A rich simp is better than a broke Redpill

Infact, you can't be rich and be a simp.
Just make money and forget all these Redpill and simp matter.

Ashawho

NoToPile:
This line has been calling me (012271647) that one afon nwa collected loan and has defaulted and as a guarantor I am liable and can face the law,

I didn't stand as guarantor or sign for anybody and the no called is the contact I give out to everybody due to the nature of my job and I don't even know anybody by that name oo.

This is the 3rd time they are calling me oo it's an auto recorded message and when I try to call back it doesn't go.

Someone cannot give person no in peace again abi which kind wahala is this one.

I don't know how a person can be a guarantor without knowing.

Nor mind those useless loan company, the people who support them do not understand, every single Nigerian is at risk of being embarrassed for something they know nothing about. I think they know what they are doing, maybe if they follow the normal process of requesting for a guarantor, it'll discourage their customers/victims. That is why they just accept any guarantor provided by their customers without any form of verification with the hope that they can threatening the guarantor to pay on behalf of the debtor if the debtor default. They are very useless people, those loan apps are thieves, all they care about is collecting their money, they do not care if the person they are collecting it from didn't borrow any money from them.

ClassicMan202:
It is really disheartening that many Nigerians take this loans with no intention of paying back and when the loan companies starts trying to recoup their funds.... Same Nigerians begin to cry foul.

Pay your debts for fu*k sake, if all those before you refused to pay, do you think you'll see anybody to give you emergency loans?

Oga that is not always the case, why you de talk like small pikin? Things happen, this is life, some of these people had the intention of paying back but couldn't meet up due to circumstances beyond their control. Life sometimes can be unpredictable.

flokii:
Why collect loan from them, agree to their terms and conditions and still fail to pay up in due time?

You should understand it's a business they are running and they would definitely deploy all they have to get back their money. What I don't support however is the defamation and cruel manner they go about it.

Someone seeing this would still go ahead to take loan from those companies with no aim or clear cut plan of repayment. We must understand "terms & agreements" and consent in contracts.

What if one day you wake up only to find out that one of these loan company has posted your details as a fraudster for something you know nothing about.

Ask yourself, how come they keep contacting and threatening people who has no relationship with their debtor ?
For someone to be a guarantor, he has to sign some documents and possibly attach a passport and a personal ID card, i don't know why these loan app don't request for all these just to confirm if there is actually a relationship between the debtor and the guarantor, they won't do any form of verification, when the debtor refuse to pay them their money, they will start threatening an innocent man that his name appeared as a guarantor and that his details will be published as a fraudster.

Their level of unprofessional is mind blowing, they just want to collect their money by all means, saying shit like your name appeared as a guarantor to see if the guarantor will pay the money on behalf of the debtor even though he does not know the debtor personally and did not sign any guarantors form for anybody.

Nor mind those idiots, see message when one useless loan company send me, despite say I nor even know the person when borrow money oh, them de threaten me say them go post me and the person details. PERSON WHEN I NOR EVEN KNOW, SOMETHING WHEN I NOR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.



TREAT AS URGENT: This is to inform you that: *name of debtor* WITH PHONE NUMBER *phone number of debtor* IS A DECEITFUL PERSON,THIS PERSON has PROVEN to be a RUTHLESS/CHRONIC and UNREMORSEFUL DEBTOR who goes about COLLECTING MONEY from different COMPANY.. He/She has From *NOW TILL 9PM TODAY* to make Payment..
THE PERSON AND YOUR DETAILS WILL BE PUBLISHED FOR AIDING & ABETTING A FRAUDSTER.

NOTE; *Name of debtor* Has refused to pay no pick our calls not respond to our massages. your details appeared as an emergency contact to be called on any occasion and if you are not aware of this you can as well call the person NOW to delete your information in the app NOW, We WAIT for your response from the person


A time will come when this loan app will start making costly mistake and start posting innocent people's picture and tagging them thieves. How I go just de on my own and person go just de threaten me say somebody when I nor even know use me as guarantor and them go publish me and the person name.

When a woman loves you, her sex drive becomes extremely high. Just for you oh, that same babe when de disturb you for sex, when de beg you to grab her boobs go insult and slap another man for outside if he dare touch her. Women act like hoes for the man they love, when she loves you, you are allowed to touch and play with her anyhow you want. This same babe when drug this Uche guy for sex go insult another man for road for staring at her ass.

Initially, I thought this would be another crap inspiration nonsense, but this truly motivated me. Kudos OP.

Bro, did you later find a solution to your excessive sweating? If yes what is it? I'm suffering from the same issue.

Do you know of any good place where I can learn UI/UX design or Web development in Lagos? How long does it usually take?

I live in Ikeja.

iTearHerToto:
As usual hypocrites might pop up with their BS but who cares?
As for me and my entire household I'll smash her punna till she grows back a cockk. Aje!

I won't let no punna walls untouched. Aje!

I feel like vomiting, for real. OP you are a mumu man

Swear, Yoruba don't have the stomach for a fight, see how Buhari just quickly end their Yoruba nation dream. Nobody to pick up after Igboho. Yoruba get luck say Ojukwu nor win the war then, if not Hausa for don finish them by now. Na the displacement of Igbos during the war na make Yorubas come see some government position hold and come de see light, if not Yoruba normally nor get voltage, them nor stubborn, na loyalist them be.

I like their dark skinned women though and the language
But them nor get mind

You're a real OG, if you need help tomorrow, na that your friend go fit help you. That babe nor fit do anything for you.

flokii:
@OP Yes you did very wrong.. she asked you to lend her, not dash her the 5k. Atleast give people the benefit of doubt first before knowing next step to take on their matter.

What is the assurance that your guy will pay back the 10k (×2 of what she asked) in stipulated time? that's if he ever pays and not come up with stories that touch the kidneys.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the chief executive officer of Simps.

Zhirinovsky:
I once had serious heart burn/pain. Sometimes it got so severe that I thought I would die and then the next minute it releases me a little.

Went to the hospital and they packed drugs for me which I took and they did absolutely nothing.

Guess what relieved the condition? Oranges! I took lots of oranges one day that made me belge a lot and relieved me. I got to understand air got trapped in my chest (it never felt like that one bit)

So in summary, try oranges first. Then try heart burn/pain relievers like gestid. If it persists then you can proceed to a hospital.

Most nigerian hospitals are after your money. They don't care if you get better or worse.

I don't think I'll even go to the hospital, they are the ones who put me in this condition in the first place. I'll try the orange thing you talked about.

If na me I go beat the woman faint, then arrest her. And before she commot from jail she must pay for the car repair.

Without oil, what use is Nigeria Delta.

IYANGBALI:
Yinmu. Keep going to quack doctors and be complaining of them not listening to you

What are you saying? I went to University of Benin teaching hospital.

The people in Port Harcourt might not feel this now, things like these have long-term health effect.

Sorry OP, you said you are scared of poverty, the truth is that, working a 25k job is also poverty on its own. Don't get me wrong, i respect your hustle and I understand where you are coming from, but you need to think towards opening your own business, that's the only way to break out of poverty, that bank you are working is someone's business. ANYTHING YOU DO THAT THE MONEY COMES TO YOU DIRECTLY IS ALWAYS THE BEST.

I'll suggest you save some money and open a POS business, or think of any other small business you can start up. Save some money even if it means going back to the shoe job. I hate working for someone. IT'S MODERN DAY SLAVERY, THATS THE BITTER TRUTH.

Most people will never encourage you to quit your job, most will either tell you shit like, " people de find work, you get work you de complain" or shit like "you can quit your job but make sure you have another one before you quit"
But what you have to understand that most people in the world are poor and depressed because of this kind of thinking.

My advice to you is that, do the job you hate and save religiously, be strict about your savings. Do whatever kind of job you need to do to save some money and open a small business, even if it's a POS business, AND STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN, ITS EITHER THEY WILL PULL YOU BACK FINANCIALLY OR DISTROY YOUR PLANS BY GETTING PREGNANT. If you give girl belle now, your own don finish you no go fit easily quit your job, you'll be trapped. Be cheerful about life, you have something that even the rich cannot buy, TIME, you are still very young.

NOR GO DO YAHOO OH, DO NOT DESTROY OTHER PEOPLE'S LIFE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURS.

As usual, male male male, any female you see here is just a nigga with hairy balls.

Ola17:
How about Naija pastors and bishops that are buying private jets and acquiring mansions all over the world just by using the name of God to scam the gullible?

They are all the same and should be totally condemned.

Ones person's wrong does not justify the other.

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Savaqe1991:
YOU NO GET POINT AT ALL.. SHUT UP!

Scammer, De there de destroy people life so you can enjoy yours. The fact that you read my comment and didn't even feel guilty shows how sick you are. You've lost your humanity. A day of reconning will eventually come.

maynia:
Everybody na hypocrite. Na you dey saint enough to call God abi?

Everybody nor be hypocrite, speak for yourself.
I'm not talking about just calling God, I'm talking about giving God thanks after scamming someone/killing someone. Saying shit like "God don do am" or "God nor de sleep" after scamming someone, haba, how God go help you put somebody in depression or help your make somebody homeless. Just do your scamming jeje and praise yourself or the Devil when you pick.

Quinex2:
I doubt, her waist is not proportional with the rest of her body. Luchy Donalds called her out last month, go check.

As strange as it is, there are women like that

Quinex2:
Good you admitted your bum is fake, some never admit even when they're called out, Destiny Etiko on this table. Secondly, only a dumbass will take everything on social media serious, na sure road to intimidation and depression be that one.

Destiny etiko bumbum is real.

People when de praise Yahoo boys, shebi you can see. This is what those useless clowns put people through every single day, many of their victims die after they have been scammed but because you don see the effect, you take Yahoo to be a normal work. Yahoo boys are killers, they make people wallow and eventually die in pain.

Money when old man suppose use take maintain him health na one useless fool with dreadlock and big trouser don go spend for club and ashawho, de waste am for dorime.

Which one be "God de" ?
I wonder why Yahoo boys go de call God after scamming someone.

The person when you scam is now homeless or in deep depression or probably has committed suicide and you are calling God as if God was the one who helped to put someone in depression/kill someone.

If you wan de do your scam de do your scam but nor de call God for Yahoo matter. Instead you suppose de call devil, that'll be more appropriate.

Nor mind them, yeye people, na so Nigeria things de be, they like taking advantage of people at the smallest opportunity. At the end them go put you for AC class, then one mr Ademola go wear suit come de recite all wetin he don learn for YouTube and Udemy.

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