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The monkey is a nigga.

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Hi please I want advice on how to go about this plan. I have always wanted to study abroad on undergraduate level but have not been able to get the amount of money these foreign schools ask for so I thought of improvising. My plan is simple I am looking for a good and reputable school/country where I can study for short engineering cources ( just like diploma in Nigeria ) or maybe an industry in a foreign country where I can get some level of industrial training like pipeline, marine safety training and the likes. so I can use those small certificates to get a job in that same country and further my Education and get a Bachelor's degree.

SO I WANT TO KNOW IF THERE ARE GOOD SCHOOLS/INDUSTRIES WHO OFFERS SHORT COURCES/TRAINING AND HOW MUCH IS THE TUITION FEE AND COST OF LIVING IN THOSE COUNTRIES.

AND ALSO TELL ME IF IT'S GENERALLY A BAD IDEA CUS I AM CURRENTLY STUDING IN A NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY.

What about studying on shot programs in south African UNISA to be precise. How must is the tuition fees for a diploma in Engineering and what about food in SA, how much can one survive in a month, also what are the chances of geting a job in SA for someone holding a South African diploma in Engineering certificate. If you have an idea of any other good shot program or company training that have a high job opportunity in SA please tell me about it. eg like safety and pipeline training some companies do here in Nigeria.

Me I will never marry a girl that is not a virgin.
Reasons:

1. women that are not virgins tend to have some sort of spiritual problem like lack of favour, breakthrough and the likes " since God is against it"

2. being a virgin shows some level of discipline and self-whorth.

3. you respect your wife more when you marry her as a virgin.

4. Let's just say you just happen to meet a guy in the future who have FUC.KED your wife countless times. How will you feel.

5. marrying a Virgin is the only assurance that your wife has not committed murder ( ABORTION) thus reducing the possibility of childlessness, And even if she can still give birth, she is already cursed for committing murder.

I am not and never ever going to marry a girl that is not a virgin.

After you don waka from Sokoto to Jalingo finish you wan come carry your stupid self come near me, I go just shoot you. Basterd stupid runs girl.

Hi, please I would like to know if there are reputable universities abroad where I can study Electrical & Electronics engineering on undergraduate level with about 500 to 600 thousand naira which can cover for my tuition fees and living expences.

I really need your advice please.

Nigerian troops on Tuesday carried out a daring and
precise operation on Boko Haram’s stronghold of Sambisa
Forest and rescued about 300 women among whom were
believed to be the Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped over a
year ago by Boko Haram insurgents.
No fewer than three major terrorists’
camps were also destroyed in the well-
coordinated attacks that include the raid
of the notorious Tokumbere camp in the
Sambisa Forest.
Confirming the success of the operation,
Director of Defence Information, Major-
General Chris Olukolade said he could not
confirm the identity of the freed victims
and their origins, adding that he could not
state if any of them was from Chibok until
after thorough screening and proper
investigations.
According to him, “I can only confirm the
rescued this afternoon of 200 girls and 93
women in different camps in the forest.
“We are yet to determine their origin as all
the freed persons are now being screened
and profiled. Please don’t misquote me
on their origin. We will provide more
details later.”
Meanwhile, at least 17 people and five
others were killed by suspected members
of the blood-lust insurgents in Marguba
community and other surrounding
villages of Beneshiekh, the headquarters
of Kaga local government area of Borno
state.
The insurgents according to sources also
injured many residents after setting
ablaze several houses mostly thatched
roofs before looting foodstuff and
livestock.
Beneshiekh is North-West and about 76
kilometers drive from Maiduguri, the state
capital. It is located on the fringes of
Sambisa forest along Maiduguri-
Damaturu- Kano road which have
witnessed series of deadly attacks by the
terrorists.



http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/28/breaking-troops-rescue-200-girls-93-women-from-sambisa-forest/

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Meeen the guy is really scared, Enugu people do like money a lot, and they are also very selfish, they think about money all the time, they never do something for free, all they ever think of is how to gain from you.

NOTE: I SAID ENUGU PEOPLE, not IGBO people.
I hope he get our of this though.

I am not Yoruba by the way.

May God be with him.

Radio Biafra, London, is now
broadcasting in Nigeria as a mobile
station, on FM frequency 88.2. It’s being
received in Enugu, Onitsha, Port Harcourt,
Nnewi and Owerri.
According to the director he is saying that
work is underground to cover all areas of
Nigeria.
The question is where do we go from
here, would this bring something negative
or positive to Nigeria as a country?

The result was announced by the
Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) Returning
Officer, Professor Bio Nyananyo
of the Federal University, Otuoke,
at the commission’s
headquarters in Okpanam Road,
Asaba the state capital.
Professor Nyananyo said that
Senator Okowa was declared
winner after he had polled a total
of 724,680 votes.
The result sheets were duly
signed and accepted by the party
agents of all candidates in the
election.


http://www.channelstv.com/2015/04/13/senator-okowa-wins-governorship-election-in-delta/

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how does that add one cup of Garri to my garri collection.

I am here in Nairaland to talk about important things, not to talk about dicks.

Buhari will be the worse of the worse

Who gives a 4uck, voting in Nigeria is just a waste of time, both buhari and jona are only concern about their personal interest, they are both thieves and that is the truth believe it or not. Jonathan is a selfish basterd who thinks of only himself and buhari is another selfish basterd who thinks of only himself.

why will I go out and risk my life to vote when I could be thinking of important things like:

HOW TO TRAVEL OUT OF NIGERIA.

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Picture of court ordering lamido of it didn't happen

Police ko police ni, wetin be all this one, thieves de advice people, make them first of all advice themselves.

I just hope say them no go shoot any innocent citizen tomorrow, as usual. Accidental discharge things.