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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheSCRYPT: 10:29pm On May 12, 2017
sifo:


Why on earth would anyone create a CV using Photoshop? Except you're applying to a creative agency or for a job role that tests design skills, the images here are unnecessary. Upload this CV on any ATS platform and you're sure to get rejected

Call me as soon as you get this. It is urgent. Your number isn't connecting.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria LNG Limited Trainee Operator Recruitment 2017 by TheSCRYPT: 11:05pm On May 10, 2017
Jamean:


Sweerie... how's you?

Sweet like you. kiss kiss. Awayu too?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria LNG Limited Trainee Operator Recruitment 2017 by TheSCRYPT: 9:58pm On May 10, 2017
airsaylongcon:


ITEC... Integrity, Teamwork, Excellence, Caring.

Don't play with the bolded

He is not saying he is falsifying his age, he only simply said he was going to apply regardless of the age limit. If NLNG decides to call him, let it be so. Otherwise, let him not remove himself before he even tries. Your oversabi has caught up with you.

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 3:39pm On May 02, 2017
Anfieldboss:


She is talking about NDDC not PTDF. Are you sure of the boldened ?


It's a PTDF Thread. Yes, they are still being owed.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 2:37pm On May 02, 2017
nwakaegoabisola:
Kindly check the thread Sir


My dear. No LSS has been paid. And OSS are still being owed. Some haven't even gotten a dime. Please, can you verify this info? I'd appreciate it.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by TheSCRYPT: 10:39pm On Apr 30, 2017
A great big world - Say something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 11:12pm On Apr 28, 2017
nwakaegoabisola:
They paid some days ago, according to what I read on the thread. They grouped them in batches


Paid who? Are you sure?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 9:10pm On Apr 20, 2017
John93:
Some LSS scholars have been given laptops but are yet to be paid

LSS Scholars. Are you talking about Masters/PhD scholars or undergrads? Because that is not true.
Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Doubts That Comedian, Wale Gates Is 26 years Like He Claims (pictured) by TheSCRYPT: 11:41am On Apr 18, 2017
Erngie:
Happy birthday.I really don't know why people doubt people's age. I have a cousin who just turned 18 but she looks 25, also a very good friend of mine is a medical doctor at 21, during my nysc our mr. macho looked almost like this guy and he was 25. That it didn't work out for you on time doesnt mean it wont work out for the other person.


So he graduated from the University at 10? Lol. Wehdonema.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 10:07am On Apr 17, 2017
toprealman:
We have been subjected to think in a particular manner! Despite the "textbooks" by PTDF.....the OSS "handouts " can still be at least 50/state.

Errrr, chairman, this is not a matter of subjective thinking. As if your 50 persons per state is even possible.Lets do a quick mental math. Assuming the scholars are sponsored at a rate, $20000/person which I am sure can be spent only on living expenses if the person we assume is on a free tuition program. That is just a flat rate oh. Removing those very expensive schools like UCL/ICL etc.

37 states including Abuja * $20000 * 50 persons/state = $ 37,000,000 USD

Please, how much is their annual budget? That is assuming PTDF is without all the plenty bottlenecks, it still is not possible.

Sometimes, we place unrealistic expectations on others that when they can't meet up to them we judge them as failures. Please always think, even if a little before posting so you don't ridicule yourself in an attempt at seeming smart.

All the best in your pursuit.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 PTDF Scholarship Scheme (Overseas And Local) by TheSCRYPT: 5:14pm On Apr 16, 2017
toprealman:
Tudelove and DreManuel.....you two presented very good points.
The fact of the matter is that PTDF just needs to stop playing on our intelligence.
For every single scholar on the merit list....there are 10 equivalent scholars in the OSS budget!
Despite PTDF acting as if the recession is hitting them badly, they should know that we have the capacity to sponsor AT LEAST 50 persons per state. If you consider how much these politicians are blowing, you will increase it to 100 per state....AT ANY SCHOOL OF YOUR CHOICE!

You are educated. Think like someone who is. You think PTDF's business is just about scholarship handouts? You should go through the website. I mean no insults, but you should always think before you post.

They (PTDF) have not paid a single LSS from the previous batch, hope you know that?

Just passing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheSCRYPT: 10:06pm On Apr 07, 2017
Happy birthday Lero15. I wish you what you wish yourself.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by TheSCRYPT: 5:49pm On Mar 29, 2017
karkinase:

I'm simply @ shock with the rationale used for the selection process....cos I knew I gave my best shot and same for guys on this forum ....My sixth sense is telling me the process was hijacked or they simply did not need fresh graduates.

I was waiting for someone to make this mistake. Trust me, you are very wrong.
I know two people who defy both your assertions. Just move on bro. I will say no more.

In other news, offer letters just rushed in. I haven't gotten o.

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Crime / Re: Thief Poses For The Camera After He Was Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by TheSCRYPT: 3:03pm On Mar 29, 2017
Meeeen, people are suffering. Hunger don wound this guy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Say This Prayer Before Going For A Job Interview by TheSCRYPT: 10:49am On Mar 29, 2017
LastMumu:
Prayers don't work, preparation and practice do.

Lol. Prayer has always worked for me. Always always never failing.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: The Street Style – A Fashion/ Style/ Documentary Overview Of LAGOS by TheSCRYPT: 7:34am On Mar 29, 2017
I can't understand why everyone is jumping on Nana! I can't see anything o.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by TheSCRYPT: 7:29am On Mar 29, 2017
Yet to get any mail. What's the spiritual implication please?  cheesy cheesy

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Poems For Review / Re: Blood-stained Airbags by TheSCRYPT: 6:30pm On Mar 28, 2017
My boss is back
Crime / Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killed In Port Harcourt by TheSCRYPT: 9:15pm On Mar 27, 2017
Ha! Some people are really wicked. What did this innocent man do to you people now?  sad
Kudos to the Nigerian Police for the swift response

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Education / Re: 2016 PTDF Overseas Scholarship- Check If You Are Shortlisted For Exam by TheSCRYPT: 9:21pm On Mar 26, 2017
chinnyezechi:
Please assuming u made mistake in applying for production engineering instead of renewable energy engineering ,can one write text on renewable energy ? Please I need answers oooo

Lol. Was it really a mistake? Well, yes you can. 
But if you get the scholarship what reflects on your course of study will be production engineering.
And you wil need to present your admission letter during induction before you are given an award letter.
Summary, yes you can write for any course you want.
Family / Re: Photo Of Mother & Son Relaxing On A Yacht Got People Arguing by TheSCRYPT: 1:52pm On Mar 26, 2017
Jamean:
The only pillow that Rat cannot chop. Boy, abeg sleep well it's your birth right tongue

Seriously?
shocked shocked
Properties / Re: Chinese Man Moves His House After Government Threatened To Demolish It (photos) by TheSCRYPT: 6:49pm On Mar 25, 2017
You can't try this in Nigeria with all this people trying to cut corners.
The house will collapse with the slightest movement.
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Under Fire After Captioning Her Photo "He Awaits The Queen" by TheSCRYPT: 1:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
Honestly, this girl is unattractive.
Investment / Re: GHW Has Finished Me! Members Asked To Recommit Before Accessing Their Funds! by TheSCRYPT: 10:39am On Mar 24, 2017
Una no dey hear word. I just dislike stupidly-stubborn people. Ah ah.
Romance / Re: In Love With Two Girls But Wants One. Advice Needed. by TheSCRYPT: 5:01am On Mar 24, 2017
Lwkm! I cant believe this OP just made me laugh really hard this morning.  
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. OP It is just 5am gaddamnit!
Fashion / Re: Classy Handmade Shoes For Men by TheSCRYPT: 9:14pm On Mar 23, 2017
Hello bro, can you make shoes with double monk straps? Something like this.

Business / Re: Dollar Drops Below N400/$ For First Time In Seven Months by TheSCRYPT: 8:22am On Mar 23, 2017
Seenyo:
I hope GREEDY/SADIST traders allow nigerians feel this positve development via their commodities!...
Imagine even GARRI seller blaming dollar rise for increase in price!

Ma fren, the truth is he has to. Let us do a quick analysis. 
You ma fren, Mr. Seenyo owns a cassava farm. And you have to
eat not just cassava but rice beans, plantain, buy oil buy other
commodities, however, you only produce garri. Meanwhile, the
price of rice in the market is now three times the price, what do
you do to make sure you are also able to afford the rice and not
sell all your garri just to buy 1 cup (derika) or whatsoever you
call it in your area? Would you not increase your own price too?
Ok, let us look away from that. Imagine I used to after harvesting
the cassava, transport it to the processing site at N50, now PMS is
now N145/l , it has now increased to N150, should I still after
processing my garri, sell it at the same price as I used to? So you
see, ma fren, it is not the garri sellers fault.

School fees has increased because, chalk has increased(Markers),
materials for uniforms have increased, tailors price have increased,
we can go on and on...
Oil to process garri has increased, even water to wash the garri sef
has increased, engine oil for the grinding machine has increased, the
cost of maintenance for the grinding machine also has increased.
You see my friend, until we start producing these things in-country and
exchanging them for forex, my brother, we cannot blame the garri seller.

We can go on and on, please, do not blame the garri seller. I know what
the go through. Up till this moment,
garri processing is not automated.

Abeg no mind the typo

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Business / Re: Naira Dramatically Recovers To N405/$1 After MPC Decisions by TheSCRYPT: 3:33pm On Mar 22, 2017
A quick question to those who may be knowledgeable enough to respond. 
What happens when the laws of economics' diminishing marginal utility catches up with this policy?
Is there a possibility of it backfiring?
Because this seems to be the same policy Mr Jonathan employed when he was accused of using external
reserves to support the failing Naira before he was voted out.
It is a good thing that crude oil prices have stabilized, however, we may need
another source of foreign exchange sooner rather than later as we begin to find other
use for our external reserves instead of spending the bulk of it on cushioning the system.

Someone educate me biko.

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Business / Re: Naira Dramatically Recovers To N405/$1 After MPC Decisions by TheSCRYPT: 3:23pm On Mar 22, 2017
bigpicture001:
...where is d FG getting all its dollars supply?

Majorly crude oil sales and some minor export commodities.

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Business / Re: Naira Dramatically Recovers To N405/$1 After MPC Decisions by TheSCRYPT: 3:20pm On Mar 22, 2017
I am still wondering why when the price of crude oil was $141/Bbl it was never mentioned that we needed a better exchange rate. Instead it was slowly increasing, N1 today, N2 tomorrow and best case stagnant until the price of crude oil dropped to under $30. This is just sad. 
May Karma meet those who have ruined this country before they reach their bus stops.
Career / Re: Addax Petroleum UAE Sent Me An Appointment Letter by TheSCRYPT: 5:20pm On Mar 19, 2017
gozie85:
pls nairalanders i need your advice: I recieved a soft copy of an appointment letter this morning from addax petroleum UAE. Its one month shy of a year since my NYSC and still haven't gotten a job. I don't know what to do. I was told to obtain my paper work from a designated travel and tourism agency there in the UAE before 30th of match. I need helpful advice from u guys. Has anyone been in dis kind of situation? Pls advice asap

Obviously a scam
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Port Harcourt And What To Know by TheSCRYPT: 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2017
Tazdroid:
Very nice shots.




But wetin dat oil rig dey find for there?

No be every platform be rig. Stop showing yourself

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