Lwkm! I cant believe this OP just made me laugh really hard this morning.  
       . OP It is just 5am gaddamnit!

0b10010011:
Take the two of them to Omega Fire Ministry individually

Apostle Suleman will choose for you.

Daniyemi:


Modified* I was well aware that no viable solution will come from nairalanders. As usual they didn't disappoint.
I wonder if it was my own doing to have had the girls say yes to me almost at the same time.
I will resort to prayers.

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!

Daniyemi:
I and my exgirlfriend parted ways about 3 months ago precisely on new year day.
Shortly after our breakup, I met a couple of girls. I had flings with quiet a few of them but I wasn't comfortable because at my age, I am not suppose to be having flings but a committed relationship.

The problem is I currently have two girls I am in love with. They could easily pass off as models. Beautiful ladies with good hearts. I had to pretend I was flat broke to know if they were coming because I am rich(not very rich though but I am super comfortable for a 20 something yrs old guy. I own a law firm and a school which is setting off soon) One of the ladies is in Abuja she studies there and the other with me here in Kano she is also a student. As a lawyer, I know it is improper to date two girls at the same time cos if one should find out I may end up loosing both.


My problem is I tend to love the one in Abuja more, she is 20 and I took her virginity I was amazed to find out she was a virgin. But the downside is the distance. Distance was one of the factors that led to I and my ex parting ways. We lost the trust we had for each other(there are other reasons though.).
She comes to the North to see me. She was here last month. But I am already feeling since she is no longer a virgin she will want to explore especially giving the fact that she is beautiful.
I don't know if I should use the distance to leave her alone as I do not want a repeat of what happened between me and my ex.

The second one with me here in the North she is 23, very beautiful has a good heart, jovial, polite my friends like her. she is a good cook as well.

When I was asking the girl in Abuja out, she was playing hard to get and I asking the second one out too just incase the first girl failed to date me. They both eventually agreed to date me even when I feigned I was a broke nigga.

Pls house I really do not want to double date. As I can only marry one wife. (I date to marry like I did with my ex). I can't Introduce two girls to my People. What do I do to remedy the situation? insults are welcomed.

Modified* I was well aware that no viable solution will come from nairalanders. As usual they didn't disappoint.
I wonder if it was my own doing to have had the girls say yes to me almost at the same time.
I will resort to prayers.

Michellekabod:

Disvirgined a gal barely three months of knowing her....is that love?
You are actually ignorant of what love is. Parted ways with boo because of distance? Even distance didnt kill my puppy crush!
House, he keeps stressing they are beautiful and love him even though he fauxed brokeness- that is obviously why you 'love' them. And as far as am concerned, love ought to be unconditionally.
Pardon me. But you are still a kid, to meddle with two ladies without having one you prefer.
Let the first one go( pussy attracted u ). Let the second one go(a spare tire was needed in case the first boycotted u).

Be drinking and going to club.flex well...this is not your time to marry but have fun

Kingpee2:
The truth is, no one can actually tell you who the right one is, in a real and perfect way, you should have focused your self on just one woman from the on set and also get to settle differences between you and her, you mentioned that she also has loads of other reasons why you wanted out, you re just a man who will never stop loving the next new girl, you will still find another one more attractive than both of them again, stop wallowing yourself down the drain killing and seeking advise so hard on a keen matter, you love one more than the other just because of how you you feel at the moment and you will end meeting another new girl and also end up having issues with the present, no one is perfect Manh, Respect the mind and follow the route to your destination, you just seem to be wasting your time being depressed over who you love most when you don't eVen know what will happen next minute, if you end up travelling to USA tomorrow morning, you will get over it so fast, loads of hot chics in USA, you cant imagine how fast you will forget both of them in a glimpse , women in general can not be studied or easy to guess what kinda manners they can display or show up to do, just follow your heart and let nature take its place, when we meet our soul mate, the destiny will take its place, keep that advise away from people, the only truth you need can only be told by you and your reaction towards it will only justify where you want to be , truth hurts bro.....

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!

REIIGN:
Simply choose the one with the biggest nyash.


Case settled

iamkingzlee:
Sabi boy

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!

Fabulocity:
See dis one

iamkingzlee:
oya you!! what other good advice can you give this guy

Fabulocity:
Didn't even read the story sef

LeView1:
You are a selfish git. You're cheating and you come here looking for sympathy? I hope you lose both. May karma pay you in full. Self centered ego maniac



Modified: If the shoe fits wear it!