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michelin89:
This is my analysis:

Genevieve: beautiful and a bit sexy
Omotola: Beautiful and a bit sexy
Mercy J: ugly but sexy
Tonto: beautiful but not sexy
Rita D: not beautiful but sexy
Chioma Chukwuka: not beautiful and not sexy
Ini Edo: beautiful but not sexy
Dakore: beautiful and sexy
Stephanie: not beautiful but sexy
Kate Henshaw: not beautiful and not sexy
Chika Ike: not beautiful and a bit sexy
Jackie Appiah: beautiful but not sexy
[/Quote] Looking at it from the local Nigerian perspective, I'd say you may be wrong. . . when I was giving my category, I didn't think any of them fit in any of the categories I had mentioned, you know why, because most girls are more beautiful, sexier and hotter than these actresses. I don't see what makes them supper. I have a friend here on Nairaland, if put her up with Adaeze, the latter will look like a piece of trash - I'm not exaggerating.

[quote author=michelin89 link=topic=360270.msg5039066#msg5039066 date=1259812740]@ The Seeker
You like fat women.

And who told you that?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=356757.msg5034762#msg5034762 date=1259757144]Rogue, Subversive, Revolutionary, Militant etc etc
I agree with TheSeeker.[/quote]And also refused to pay taxes. I wonder if those IRS people know a lot about how USA was created by tax-evading militants.

michelin89:
Ok! I took it for granted you had a beautiful, hot and sexy lady by your side.

Stop speaking in tongue.

michelin89:
What about Ini Edo, Dakore, Stephanie, Kate Henshaw, Chika Ike, Jackie Appiah, Nadia Buhari?

Ini Edo needs to lose some weight, and yes, she's beautiful, hot and sexy.
Dakore is beautiful, hot and sexy the last time I saw her.
Stephanie Okere or Okereke? If it's Okere, she's beautiful, not too sexy and not hot at all.

The rest, I don't know them.

michelin89:
Your one and only sciocchino (caring way for silly in Italian)

Does that person have a name?

michelin89:
Or maybe your damsel.

Who is my damsel?

michelin89:
I beg to differ. Mercy worwor.

The only woman who is beautiful and sexy is. . . yet to become an actress.

Is that woman you?

whiteroses:
miss michelle please remove mercy j off that list she needs to fix up man, as a celebrity she always look scrawny to me with her wig and underage tutu skirt and pink spag kmt lol but she has a nice face and thats all naija men sees, so its hot lol
oh no i'm going off topic lets go back lol

If one actress is a total turn off to me, it is Mercy Johnson

michelin89:
What criteria did you use for sexy, beautiful and ugly?

Where would you place Genevieve, Omotola, Mercy J, Tonto, Rita D, Chioma Chukwuka, etc?

I will find it extremely hard to place Genevieve in the first category, but I might want to take a closer look at what she looks like presently. Omotola, considering how many kids she's got, falls in the first category definitely. Rita D falls into none of the groups, I guess I have to make up another category - Ugly but sexy - and that's where she fits in.

Mercy Johnson will as Genevieve, find it hard to make the first group but I can smuggle her in there with a few considerations. Chioma falls in the second category,

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=360270.msg5039021#msg5039021 date=1259810384]some places are still secretly doing "fat houses" in places like cross river state.
well i think thats what i remember after watching that video on youtube.
that those are mostly the old traditional people who like their women fat. lol
i guess[/quote]You will be surprised that some parents back in Nigeria still think that a fat child connotes a nutriciously well-fed child. This idea inculcates in the kids' memories and they grow to love fatness. Simple analysis.

whiteroses:
mr seeker, have mercy na 25% as in how?

You asking me?

chiogo:
I wasn't doing it according to the "main dialects".  

Whiteroses, you're mean oo. Where do you get these pics you put on your profile??  

Ok, do Hausa own now

^^^ Some like it that way.

michelin89:
Give an example for each category.

Na me you wan drag put for mud?

^^^ Complete it now. . . what about the last dialect?

Judging statistically in my opinion from a sample of 200 Nigerian girls:

20% - Beautiful, hot and sexy

20% - Just beautiful and a bit sexy

25% - Not beautiful, not ugly

35% - Ugly

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038987#msg5038987 date=1259809029]20 pieces of meat? chai! see Mr. Greedy. lol
i only eat maybe 3 pieces and maybe 2 pieces of fish (okporoko/stock fish. i eat no other kind of fish other than that. my favorite!)
i want to try pounded yam but i heard it makes you fat.
but it wont hurt to eat it once.[/quote]I've never heard pounded yam makes anyone fat. It's not like you're going to be eating it all the time anyway, so it doesn't matter. I'm not being greedy, I was raised with eating lots of meat and I grew up to like meat even more than food itself.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038975#msg5038975 date=1259808552]okay oooo, thanks for the explanation.
i have never tried pounded yam sef. lol[/quote]Well, try pounded yam, it's good. I don't really like it because it's heavy on the stomach and makes me sleep in a little as five minutes after I've eaten it. Amala on the other hand is my favorite bolus food as long as it comes with the correct soup and as many as 20 pieces of meat.

OgidiBoy:
Come on now plat we need you to come, I'm having a party at chukechees next week Amaka is invited to that one

Come see me at the office tomorrow, I need to make provisions for her pink dress to the party and those new shoes she requested for. Let's meet at 8.45a.m.

michelin89:
Of course I wanna!!!! Give me some groooooove!

Ok, you're invited. . . I will send you a pass in a little bit, and by the way, you'll be with us at the VIP stand.[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038927#msg5038927 date=1259807692]what is Amala?
ive heard of it, but i have never eaten it. what is it made out of?[/quote]If you know semovita, then you know Amala; the only difference being that Amala is made of cassava, some are made of yam and some cocoyam, I think. They are grinded into flour state and can be made with hot water, just as you prepare semovita

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=358760.msg5038904#msg5038904 date=1259807081]Yes, that's my exact description.


now, you tell me,

did she say this:

or this:


this is in plural, and a response to someone's post here:







I'd advise you not to play games here[/quote]She didn't mention your name, tpia. But since you've thought you're in that category, we can't say anything about that. . . it was your decision to put yourself in there

OgidiBoy:
All this time I thought she was 17 going on 18, Amaka dear you are dis-invited with immediate effect. Don't worry next weekend I'll take you to chuckecheese OK  sweetie

You invite am before? I have some new cartoon collections I'd like to send her so she could keep herself busy most of the time.[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038911#msg5038911 date=1259807229]lets just say im not 14 or anything around that age.
so lets just leave it at that. lol[/quote]You are so 14. Don't worry, I know the trick. [quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038912#msg5038912 date=1259807241]and you believe him? [/quote]Do you have any reason he shouldn't?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038902#msg5038902 date=1259806995]14?!?!?! who told you that crap. [/quote]A simple telling of your age will do rather than ask me that

OgidiBoy:
Hey Theseeker, I'll like to invite platinumnk to our party, she's pretty cool for a swap babe. I won't mind inviting Amaka too but I'm sure her parents won't let her stay out ofter 12.00am

I don't want to do no time for abusing an underaged girl, I hear she's 14 or so. You sure you want to go ahead with that?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=358760.msg5038874#msg5038874 date=1259806507]yes, I'm a Yoruba girl that fits perfectly into that description. I eat amala, I have stinky armpits, bad breath and fart a lot. I also have pundy filled arms and tummies.

Now, does every single Yoruba girl she's ever known, also fit in that description, and if so, then is it her job as moderator to scream this from the rooftops.[/quote]Cool that you think you fit in that description. . . so tell me, is it an insult?[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038875#msg5038875 date=1259806525]@ michelin, really? lol


my post wasnt relating to tpia at all. eh?  


dont mind if im a party crasher  [/quote]Not on here, it was on another thread. I can't wait for that argument to pan out [quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038880#msg5038880 date=1259806605]im gonna crash the party!!! [/quote]Wait till you are invited first

michelin89:
Do you know keeping your mouth shut for long gives bad breath?

Tongue control doesn't exactly mean you should shut up, it means control it to say nice things. . . of course, I'm not referring to you unless you think you're in that category. But anyways, you wanna party?

michelin89:
Hey ya, so I am not invited?

So you can't control your tongue, is that it?

michelin89:
What are you doing with amala and pundy filled arms and tummies? Some don't even shave their underarms.

You wan start another wahala, no be so? [quote author=tpia. link=topic=358760.msg5038849#msg5038849 date=1259805885]what do you mean by this? Are you referring to Yorubas or am I reading you wrong? [/quote]Nice one that you quickly identified where she was referring to, but how did you know? Are you a Yoruba girl that fits perfectly in that description? [quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358760.msg5038847#msg5038847 date=1259805813]lol
this isnt only nigeria oooo
the french stank!! [/quote]I see your hammer-slam on tpia  

OgidiBoy:
I love me some south American and Puerto Rican booty too bros, I've never sampled a Ukrainian or Russian babe before but I'm open to try. We can have this party at my place my folks are out of town.

Should we invite some Nigerian babes??

Yes, we can have some Nigerian babes come over but only the ones who can control their tongue

Na you talk am ooo

I only stated what stock the guy has.

OgidiBoy:
That sounds like a party my brother, I think we just need some fine babe to get this party going.

Yeah, just got off the phone with my buddy, K-Pappy, and he said to me that he has Spanish, Ukrainian, Russian, Cuban, Brazilian, Trinidad and Tobago and P.Rican chics, and we should place our order. Now, give me a full list of the type of chics we would need. I think I'm going to need a P.Rican and a Brazilian chic, so what's your taste?

OgidiBoy:
I hope you not mistaking me for Amaka or Platinumnk Abeg if you not bringing us Heineken 24 pack then just turn around now and go find you the closest liquor store before I vex


Fanta and coke indeed, you don see small piken.

Here we go. . . 76 packs of Heineken, 17 bottles of Ace and Hennessey, some bottles of Vodka (don't know how many are there)

Lumps of goat meats are on the way, so is that all we need for now?