DM, na wa for you ooo

@Topic -- I laugh in Hindu [size=3pt]Life as they say is indeed beautiful. Please keep more rumors coming, I love them[/size]

C2H5OH:

ewo.

Wetin?

Why dem go look your side? Only your south-side is needed

^^ You wey don corrupt finish

Who dey delete posts for here? Dem don come again

C2H5OH:

lmao.  i'll share the wealth. keep one in your glove compartment in case the tire bursts before you reach your destination.

Or just open your seat in the back - remove the whole seat a little bit - and put the pack of condoms there. No one will know you have anything down there. It's the safest place

Funky, leave the girl alone now. She wants to keep creating threads at her convenience, let her go ahead and if the need be, let the mods worry about it.

^^^^ Hahaha

C2H5OH:

haha no i'm a happily marrief family man.

OK. I gotcha. I will have one of the distributors leave two packs of condoms at a strategic location in your car

C2H5OH:

absolutely. distribute more corndorms.

Would you like to be a verified distributor?

^^^^ Yes. Stop getting married and let's keep it at fornication level

It depends on what's been on your mind for a while. Does she know these things? If she doesn't, I think it's best you talk them over with her - that will put her in the know of what's going on in your life. If you don't tell her, there's no way she'll know and subsequently, there's no way she's going to help or comfort you (in case that's what you need).

In the case that you've told her before and she's not helping matters like you said, I will suggest that you take some time out to be alone and handle your problems but she has to know about it and why you're leaving for a while. During this break, you should keep in touch for about once daily or in two days (this is to show her you still have interest in her and still doing well in handling your moments).

After a while, give it time and in a little bit of time you will get over these times and you will be back to who you've always been. It always happens in, not only relationships, but in almost every phases of life. Deal with it diplomatically and you'll be fine after all.

mikeansy:

You boys are trivializing the real issue

Whether Yar'adua has chugg-straus syndrome or HIV AIDS is his private business. What is our business is that the President is too sick to be in office. It does not matter what type of sickness it is . . . , . . . . what matters is that the President has been a waste of space in the last 2 years and non-existent in the last 13days.

If we are a serious Nation we will be debating when the President will stand down in accordance to the provisions of our constitution not the medical definition of his illness.

I wonder what the argument is about. The man hasn't offered us anything and he doesn't look like he has anything to offer. Why keep him in office? In what part of the world is this done? This is not a high school, it's a whole country where we have more than 150 million people. That's the concern. It should not be our business that he's sick, but he should get out of that position and treat himself. If his wife was even a good woman, she ought to ask him to leave office but as it is, she's only concerned with power. I can't deny the fact that sometimes I wish he'd just die and that'd make everything just good - I see no reason why we'll have a non-existent president when there are millions of qualified candidates. This is a country, not a family business.

Na today? We all know the man is one leg into life and the other leg into the underworld. Why don't we just accept the fact that this man is a walking corpse (no insult intended)? We don't have to start hating on someone who was bold enough to give us a rough sketch of this man's dilapidated health status. People hate to hear the truth, and in this case the truth in fact is, Yaradua is almost dead and only a miracle will bring him back to life; but I will not be part of those who will pray for that miracle neither will I be part of those who will pray for his death. God, thy will be done.

I wanted to care earlier but who even cares anymore? I don't for sure. I won't keep praying for the healing of a man who's unrepentant. It doesn't seem anyway like he's going to appreciate the prayers when he's finally healed. Nothing will be done and we'll still get back to his tyranny. On the other hand, I won't pray for his death either. But whatever happens to him, he doesn't deserve the prayers of Nigerians.

Isn't it ironic that every time any of these officials fall ill, they jet off abroad to get treatment when they can't impact at all on health care system. Good for him. If he dies, may his soul rest in peace and may the good Lord be with the rest of us; if he makes it, I will thank God on his behalf.

Spit Crack - Cassidy

Gabry:

But your bride to be does not want R Kelly naaa [size=4pt]and so do I[/size]

Jokers. I no want dead man wey dey owe money to come my ceremony. In fact if he comes, they'll smoke him out

190:

WEDDING CANCELED


how on earth would 190 a whole 190 BE LEFT out of this marriage abi--
have all u all forgotten that i am supposed to be married to platimunk and this marriage supposed to be mine
before seeker backassed my his backside for platimunk


and now im Just a common Guest,

WEDDING CANCELLED

Your secretary must be sipping on crack. I sent you the invitation card, ask her what she did with it - maybe she probably sneaked into the party with it.

kola oloye:

@Gabry,
I've cancelled the first arrangement about transportation,i hereby present
these buses for the people free of charge.

Thank you very graciously. I hope you don't mind if I give you free financial compensation too

platinumnk:

i no want to Marry!!

RUN AWAY BRIDE!!!


NO TO R KELLY

WE MUST HAVE MICHAEL ACKSON

Which kind Michael Jackson? I don't want dead people at my ceremony abeg

Gabry, contact Usher and R.Kelly ASAP!

No2Atheism:



On another hand,

- I do not support people insulting another  (even though i have also ran foul of that sometimes).

- I don't have any problem with Seun censoring the use of certain words, because he does not want it on his forum.

- Howevr I am just not comfortable with a situation where a foreign body is indirectly censoring the language of Nigerians on a Nigerian forum, by indirectly influencing Seun to censor the use of certain words. Is that language colonialism or what ?

- If Seun chooses to abide by google's request, the fact remains that there is nothing that can be done about it, cus at the end of the day, he owns the forum and hence the choice is his alone to make.

- From the little I understand about Website and Forum administration and ownership, I beleive google adds provide a particular kind of revenue stream for a forum/website in which they are being displayed (e.g. nairaland). Hence in reality, what Seun chooses to do with his forum is not really any of our business.

- Nevertheless, that still does not mean that Google's intention is completely justified, even though the moral intentions are good. Even the Messiah did not force people to change by force, even though the moral and spiritual benefits of changing are also good. Hence i see it like its as if Google is trying to indirectly trying to arm-twist Seun to do a particular thing.

- Another worry is that Censorship can be a slippery slope.

- What if Google comes tomorrow to demand for something else other than just swear words. . . I simply don't like it (  who cares if i don't like it  )

- I do not know, and hence I would be glad to know if this same request by google is also being used across all internet forums or whether this is peculiar to Nairaland.

That's what I'm saying. If he had come up with the censorship all in his own opinion, it will be wholly justified. But Google indirectly telling us what to do at this age is unacceptable. Doesn't Google run ads on Facebook as well? Why haven't they asked Facebook to censor their website? There are many other forums to mention but I wouldn't want to just so I won't be banned.

I still don't believe anyone in this age will succumb to any kind of colonialism. It's just simply pathetic.

Are you sure you've not used your expenditure on her and her family as a point of reference to receive gratitude from her? This usually occurs when she thinks you're using that to your advantage. If that is not the case, be sure to sit down and talk with her about it. But if she has no concrete reason for wanting to break off of you, I may have to conclude she's found another rich guy she wants to elope with, and who on comparison with you, surpasses you in almost everything she needs in a man.

Why has this place, all of a sudden, been turned into a tumultuous atmosphere?

All of you need to chill because I can't begin to wonder when a house of prayers was transformed into an abode of curses.

OgidiBoy:


lmao!!! I hear you my brother


Amaka will kill me if she see's this

No, she won't. She'll understand you're being on the lookout for her. Long as Kellz doesn't pee, he's so harmless.

The opposite of original is fake.

You may bring Amaka with you but we will have to make sure he doesn't have to pee until he finishes the show.

Gabry:

And that what you are getting!

Anyways, this is the bill! AMEN!

Wedding Bill

Welcoming Snacks $45.00 x 350 guests $15750.00
Reception $98.00 x 350 guests $34300.00
Engagement Costumes (rental) $2500.00 x 2 units $5000.00
Shoes for the lady $670.00 $670.00
Shoes for the man $520.00 $520.00
Floral Arrangements:- $1500.00 $1500.00
1) Bouquet
2) Decorations
3) Archer
4) Rose Petals
Venue Rental $5000.00 $5000.00
Engagement Cake $1500.00 $1500.00
Engagement Rings $7000.00 x 2 units $14000.00
Transportation Services $500.00 x 2 units $1000.00
Accommodation for the guests $65.00 x 18 units x 2 nights $2340.00
Massage and Spa $870.00 x 2 days $1740.00
Manicure, Pedicure and Makeup $1500.00 $1500.00
Honeymoon Suite $1200.00 $1200.00
Karaoke System $250.00 $250.00
Multimedia Projector $250.00 $250.00
PA system $450.00 $450.00
DJ $890.00 $890.00
Orchestral Band $5600.00 $5600.00
Lagbaja Performing $10000.00 $10000.00
DBanj Performing $7800.00 $7800.00
Limousine Complimentary

TOTAL $103460.00

See? I told u its not $1 000 000.00

The shoes are cheap. I want a $10,000 shoe for the bride and the same for myself. I want Usher Raymond at the wedding or maybe R. Kelly because those musicians you booked are outdated in my book. You need to go over your list again, this is so cheap a wedding. You don't know what expensive means?

OgidiBoy:

You'll get an expensive wedding, no be Igbo woman you wan marry.


*** I'm Igbo and I was j/k before someone starts calling me all kinds of names*****

You're one funny cat, I hope you know that right?

You said you were going to send her over there like some b

OgidiBoy:

Are you not the love-vendor instructor ?

Don't answer my question with question my friend When did I she was a

OgidiBoy:

No vex, so chic2pimp is not a LovePeddler that

Na you talk am. No be me ooo

tpia.:

^^ too much of anything is bad.

nlers own is too much for real

i havent come across any forum where users swear as much as this place. Some cant even say a simple sentence without swearing.

not even black voices or stormfront has so many cursewords as nl.

people are supposed to coat some of these things in a different way.

ah well, lets blame BET.

No one has to blame BET. Blame it on poor lexis most people were brought up on. I can bet it that some people didn't understand proper English language all their life until a few years back, and how did most people get into the mix of these language usage, cussing. Do I still have to remind you of the mentality most Nigerians have, that to understand another man's language, you have to understand how to cuss someone out perfectly. Blame it on that, not BET.

I want an expensive wedding.

I don't have to tell you how many websites but I know there are lots where these words are being used. And because I feel like saying Zap may mean I have to say it, in your context, it may not mean so but it is different strokes for different folks. You may hate to admit it but there are many members here who are members on other forums and are used to the freedom there. Self righteousness will take us nowhere.

Come out with less than $1,000 bill and this will be easy for us both.