I wish i could control my emotions. . . . 
I even wish i was a robot with no emotion at all. . . . . . .
See my stomach burning as if someone is cooking inside it. . . .

chamotex:

Blimey!
Eldee = Hugh Hefner

Stillwater better stay away

1hr 59mins of story telling. . . . 1min of real action = 2hours.
eldee. . . . .You are the biggest joke of the century.

eldee:

Sorry younger . . . Stilly only rolls with t[b]he big boys[/b].

And stop whining already . . . did I take your Happy Meal??

Like moi. . . . .
Now go and get your school Uniform ready for school tomorrow.

chiogo:

I kept clicking on your profile but I guess you posted it on this thread. Sucks!  

Sawwwwy. . . . .Next time when there's less traffic on any thread u know. . . Hint me.

eldee:

Aiite . . . PM me on the YIM ad I'll send to you.

Dont mind him oh.
If anyone deserves your YIM. . . . .It should be moi
For keeping my promise. . . . . .eldee is just a joke.

I've seen Chamo before.
With a NBA jersey and a fitted Cap. . . . .

stillwater:

Have I seen chamotex before?

Chamotex can I see your pic please?

Your nose is alright. Used to think you were one baba agba. Na wa, see shine shine bobo.

Baba Agba ke,. . . . . . .Im a young'n.  

chiogo:

Post it again  

Hmmmmmmm. . . . .How come u didnt see it?

stillwater:

Sly baby, so why did it take you so long to post your pic? It's not as if you have aeroplane wings for a nose. Were you shy?

Yes yes. . .Im shy!
And leave my nose alone. . . .

chamotex:

I posted "Sly is a P.I.M.P"

Is P.I.M.P a curse word again?

I am not a P.I.M.P
Just a guy with commitment issues.

chiogo:

*sighs*

stillwater:

The legs are under ransom.

Gonner!!

stillwater:

Oh you know you promised me before you disappeared. Better keep to your promise.

 
Where are u now?
Im gone jor. . . . . Time's up! . . . .

chamotex:

You again?

Go sleep Chamo!
Wetin do me?

stillwater:

Oh you know you promised me before you disappeared. Better keep to your promise.

Can i post it now?
I'll refresh for 2mins and if u dont post. . . .Then I'll go back again.

No one?. . . . .Im going back jor!.

Who's ready to get his/her Pc crashed?

right now am at a loss. my eyes are so swollen from crying for such a long time. this thing happened sometimes last month and my heart is still broken over it.

Sorry. . . . Try to take some cold tea
You will be fine. . . .

FL Gators:

Sly

You berra keep your promise

Dont worry. . .
Just get a strong PC with a top notch Anti-Virus because my wowo face could make your PC crash!

chiogo:

Hmmm.

Sup My ❶ & only priceless candy.

FL Gators:

Not cool, not cool at all. She's currently in mushin. Different timezone.

Show me and I'll describe your physical feature to her

We are still on the same page.
You want to describe what you see to her right?
Which means you both are still gonna be on. . . . . So chill.

OAM4J:

Adesegun Sowore a.k.a Becomerich.

I know.

The president of Boys brigade knows your name
The President of nairaland Inc
The president of Naija house of humor incoporation

The list is endless Becomerich. Dont mind them.

The President of Mappers Association
Dont forget to add that too. . .

. . . .I miss his maps though. . . .

Yea, am done.

Yea sly, picture nko? Weve been asking for 10 yrs now

Sly,Where is your picture?

Ok Ok. . . .Stillwater & Fl,
When next u both are on at the same time.
I'll show you. . . . .

190:

im on baileys~
why wud ladies not fall 4 dat crap~
maybe imma get your sister 2 like me Just on boxerzz and she gonna be my true love~ (no offence 2 the sister aspect)

Stop watching too much Nollywood Abeg.
Girls are not foolish anymore.

190:

No they cant
ive said it when its time 4 me 2 get married

imma pack my 2009 camry @ home and trek the whole streets of abuja on FOOT lookin for TRUE LOVE~
wearing nuffin but boxerzz

What are you smoking  
In this 21st century, U think any girl would fall for that crap?
Tseew!!!

Re: Can A Wealthy Man Ever Find True Love?

You people should stop wasting time looking for something that doesn't exist.

stillwater:

Thanks for proving me right.

But its perfectly fine for a Gee to cheat. . . .
Life is not fair. . . . .You just have to live with it.

stillwater:

How many men stick with a cheating wife?

Its illegal for a woman to cheat according to Subsection (4) of sections 68 (1) and 109 (1) (g) of the Constitution.

FL Gators:

I dey, Jay.

lol Who is bleeping you?

Its one girl like that jare. . . .Too slow. . .
Done wiv exams right?

FL Gators:

lol ole

How far. . . Omo ele.

Re: What's On Your Mind?

I hope you dont eff me up this time.
The way you did last December. . . . Otherwise i will have to mail your limb to your sister.

ruskiee:

Irony of life-Those we love don't love us back. And those who love us-we don't love them in return.

. . . . . .

Ms Diva:

I won't be happy with a cheat and if it means waiting on Mr Perfect, well . . .

Uhmmmmmmm. . . . .Well Good luck on your quest.

Secretz:


I'm not just stating the boys, but girls are also guilty of this too . . . as for me once you have BROKEN my trust, na serious prayer and fasting you go do to get me on side again, if at all possible(because I too will be counteracting that prayer and fasting with my own)  . Some people just need to be HONEST with themselves.  

MT:

I can see that some peeps are trying to CHEAT my governor from collecting this well-deserved award. No way am I going to allow this.

Dishonourbale, Bling-bling[b] Adebayo Alao-Akala[/b], the unfortunate Governor of Oyo State beats everone to this.

Oh. . . . . . .Oh!!!

Ms Diva:

I think it's better to be single and happy than be "complete" with a man and unhappy.

Who says you cant be with a man and be happy at the same time?

Macgreat:

Obi Ooo , i don't
Na women only dey fantasize

Shuuuu!!

Ms Diva:


Kick him to the curb when he cheats.

And then move on to the next guy? What if he's a cheat too
Kick him into the curb right? And another one??. . . .And another one.??
Keep waiting for Mr Perfect!!. . . .He's on the way.

chinesedoll:

pataki,debosky,sauron and co

can u guys boast of a suit like dis?

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Has anyone here seen a movie titled . . .
The Rise & Fall Of The Seeker. . . .

Starring. . . .
Platnumk and  Eziokwu Jefrey, The Osinawataguro Ogaranya 1 of Utom Village in UCLA Enugu.