puskin:

Plat. U r welcome.
So who else is looking 4ward 2boost his/her votes.
I hv 3 idle usernames waiting 2cast their votes.

 

Welcome to Nigeria. . .
Hell. . . .See top-notch rigging.

axeman85:

its hard work ooo my brother especially as my ife is in naija and me here so its mega difficult but i dey try sha so as not to find myself inthat comprmosing situation, i wake up go to work and go to skool then come back home. no clubbing or pubs at all. so far i have been dating her for a while now and 100% faithful.

I get one serious babe like that before, Na too much girl runs wey i dey do drive am comot.
And come imagine. . . .
The girl wey flop the job na one of those girls person go date for a week and drop oh. . . .

Its very hard to be faithful . . .I hail ya.
At least for me, I'ma need some serious prayers to change me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

whobemumu:

naija girls ? i dont talk to them anymore , have a much better chance with anybody but them

them too form kai

and half work in tesco !

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Depends on section.
No one is popular on every board.

E.g = Politics ==> Becomerich
Sports====> Sauron
Religion===> Davidy & Olabowale
Romance ===> Loads of crackheads.

axeman85:

u correct jare. she u know me dem dey see me like one big guy suiting up most times and looking fly. funniest part is sometimes i just say make i enter there but i hold myself and dont go there jare. becos i know a few faces in dere both male and female and i no get that time again and also devil fit [b]tempt person go runs babe but i am faithful to my woman [/b]so dont want to put myself in a compromising situation. so any grooving na till when i enter naija again i go do am. besides the cold is very bad. lol

I dey envy people like you big time. . . .
I wish i could be like this too. . . . .

just dont get it. Girls cant just believe i aint in a serious relationship. They say I look too good not to be in one. They seem to think I'm rich, good lookin & a player. I just dont get it. And hey, I aint rich - I mean in d real meanin of d world 'rich'.

Up your game brutha. . . .You dont know what you missin.
Exploiting em girls weaknesses is what i do best. . . . .
And this is something you can use to your advantage if you know how its done.

bluespice:

im good man u?
i missed your picture the other day, think u might do a lady some good by posting it again?

Aye. . .You offline already.
When next i see ya on a low traffic thread. . . 

bluespice:

hey sly howdy

~my piercing needs a new ring
~i need to change it

Im fine. . . .Spicy.
How'sya doing?

I wonder why some people are so silly. . .
I dont really need the ish. .  .I already know how its done. . . . .I tested your stupidity and you proved me right again.
Just wanted to make you feel like you are somehow important because i have ignored your backside lately.


Now wait for my turn. . . .Paying bitches like you back is what i love doing.

bawomolo:

You are actually concerned about an election that doesn't affect anyone's life?

Dont mind the smallie.

mama-gee:

Who is this D'Banj?
Is he a purewater seller or something?

No. . . .He's a Motorcycle Repairer.

MrCrackles:

^ ^ ^ You sound like a loser. . .I mean a pathetic idio.t
Your mates are setting aside money to invest or put aside for rainy days
You are talking about setting money aside for beer?
What a fool!

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Sometimes, One would think this is a magic.

THE.AMAKA:

where are you listening to it? i want to hear too!!
their latest song is wack though, not the usual them.

Im with the CD. . . .Preety tight. . . .I likey.

Styl Plus new album. . . . .Unbreakable.

A-40:

How can i want y'all to win the league this season? What happens to my own team? I want y'all to win the EPL on or before 2040 [/b]though.

Go and sleep abeg.


You will be disappointed. . . .Right in your eyes.

[b]YNWA!!. . . . .

If i have this, I would do that. . . .If i can get this, I would paint the town red. Blah Blah Blah.

Lah. . .Di. . .Da. . . Di. . .Da. . . .
After 4 solid years of tweaking and brain scratching. . . .Im finally there.  
This is how its like? . .  The feeling is kinda normal. . . . I feel good though.  
I wonder why people kill emselve over sumn like this?. . . .Uhmm.

TOPE2000!:

I think of anything else u can be looking for
Everything dey, na friday God made me

Awwwwwww. . . .My head is boiling right now at 460 °C . . .

TOPE2000!:

Yes ooooooo
U are my yemi my lover
if i see u eyeing any other babe, na wahala u dey ask for

O' Course!
Why would i wanna stare at any other babe?
What else would i be looking for?

Portsmouth will be a lil tough to win but lets wait and see.
Torres is back in his full form now. . . .I see hope this weekend.

igotalk:

ahhh, those ones. i dated one like that , the problem with girls like that they dont see their fault

Right on the money.

TOPE2000!:

Eeya atleast u tried, 3 gboza for u

Since i got you now. . . .
I aint goin' nowhere!!

TOPE2000!:

Lmao, u had berra be making mouth ooo

I Tell ya.

TOPE2000!:

Obviously u have told me what u'd do wen i become pregnant with our baby
On a serious note tho, just because a woman is pregnant doesnt mean she doesnt wanna be touched, i even hear pregnant women have high libido

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Dont believe everything you read. . . .
I am just making mouth here. . . .

TOPE2000!:

Lmao
A whole Sly, u cant find a way to make her succumb. i am disappointed

Naah. . . . .Not after making up for the 3rd time.
I finally ran out of excuses. . . .Thus. . . . . .

TOPE2000!:


So are u saying u will cheat on your wife too like sauron?
your grade dey go down sha with me
I loff u too much for the rubbish u just spew

. . . .
Wait for months??. . . . .Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! U want to kill moi?
Sorry Babe. . . . You just have to take me as i am. . . . .The truth stinks like a B*****
Sehbi You are not yet pregnant. . . . .So you have nothing to worry about.

With Map. . . . . .All things are possible.

~Sauron~:

Calm down. . . . . .Your partner is just scared of the unthinkable.
I wouldn't make love to a pregnant wife even if i love her to death.
What if you crush the baby's head while you are at it.

So cheating is Inevitable. . . .  
because i dont think i can wait for months for some baby to come before i start getting Jiggy again.

Im sorry me wifey. . . . .You just have to take me as i am.

Thread like this are borne out of poverty mentality. . .
Why the **** would any reasonable gee allow his girl to pay for bills like this?

The last one. . . . .I think i still have feelinz for her.
Unfortunately she's stubborn and insensitive.
. . . . . . Anger has beclouded her sense of Judgement

Witi:

Yeepa, Iku oo

TOPE2000!:

Who did u fight with darlink?

I saw someone i haven't seen for months. . .
I drove her away because of my commitment issues. . . .