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Culture / Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work? by TheSly: 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2009
platinumnk:

What he can do is go to your profile and click last posts, I read what you tried to post lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhs! cheesy wink
Romance / Re: How Involved Should One Be? by TheSly: 11:41pm On Nov 30, 2009
delagasky:

I have only one sister who has not been so lucky with guys. She never has not really been involved with guys with good intentions. Somehow she has managed to keep herself from being taken for a ride (at least from where i stand), by seeing the handwritting on the wall early. However some months back, she told me abt a guy she met thru a cousin of ours who is based in SA with the said guy. i started to get fone calls from this guy and was of cos very receptive of my future inlaw. The guy finally came home and we had a quick introduction ceremony to meet his folks. days after the intro, my sister's laptop tht was with this guy came up with a fault and he called me to help chk (dats kinda my forte). In the process of trying to fix the LP, i went thru some of the documents on it so as to back them up, and alas shocked -files resembling yahoo yahoo, card info, and bank details of foreigners were everywhere.
I am the kind of person wey no dey put nose for anoda adult matter, especially as it concerns matters of the heart, but now i feel i could have done more by getting to know the guy and his roots/biz
As i am posting this, nothing is confirmed/denied, i only saw the documents and dont know if i should alert my sis or do my investigation myself. I need suggestions on how to proceed
I wish she was my sister. . . tongue
Culture / Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work? by TheSly: 11:39pm On Nov 30, 2009
Wanted to show you but the post got deleted somhow. sad
Music/Radio / Re: Your Top Three Hip Hop Albums by TheSly: 11:27pm On Nov 30, 2009
1= Paper Trail ----> T.I cool
2= T.I vs T.I.P -----> T.I cool
3= Deal or No Deal----> Wiz Khalifa cool
Romance / Re: Can You Break Someone Else Heart Due For Your Craving For A Perfect Mate? by TheSly: 11:21pm On Nov 30, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

@poster
its all down to people´s priorities in life.
if finding the perfect mate is important to the person then h[b]e/she should drop their partner the minute they realize that they are not the ONE.

wasting their times or yours is pointless.[/b]


Drop, Quit, This, That,
Do you think its that easy??
Culture / Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work? by TheSly: 11:03pm On Nov 30, 2009
Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work?
Yes of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can show u proof if you want to see. . . . .AT your own risk though. wink
Family / Re: Are Presents Dads And Moms Of Today Better Than Their Fathers And Mothers by TheSly: 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2009
Moderation is the key to everything
Those days parentz were too harsh
Todays parents are too soft


A lil bit of both is the best way to raise your kids.
Family / Re: Are Presents Dads And Moms Of Today Better Than Their Fathers And Mothers by TheSly: 10:52pm On Nov 30, 2009
stede:

i agree with you
Agree wid what man?
U sure u know what u sayin?
Romance / Re: Girls Say I'm Neat To A Fault. What Should I Do? by TheSly: 10:48pm On Nov 30, 2009
ayinisong:

Hi, guys please I have a little problem with girls. Girls don't like my neat nature. I am a clean guy to the core. I just can't stay in a dirty environment. i keep my house clean everyday, dress my bed immediately I wake up. Wash my clothes and make sure everything around me is clean. But the moment girls visit and see my clean nature, they just run away with no trace.

I am not a lazy person, I do all the cleaning myself, I even go to the market to buy things and cook for myself. But what I discovered is that most girls are very lazy and are scared of maintaining my neat house. Should I reduce my cleanliness so some of these dirty girls could at least fit in? or should I continue searching for a girl who is like me? Any nairaland girl interested?
It is either one of these 2 things.

Those babes you associate with are pillocks
Or you are one of em proud/annoying guys who tend to think that becuz they are ''clean'' . . . .

Girls should be worshiping at their feet or somn . . . . . .judging by ur post here. . , . .I believe you are the latter.
Step ur game up man. . . . . . . . From my own experience,
The dirtiest girls would do anything to stay with a ''clean guy'' if given the opportunity. cool cool
Investment / Re: Understanding The Nigeria Stock Market by TheSly: 3:31pm On Nov 30, 2009
rbn:

I am interested in investing in the Nigeria stock market but the problem is that i don"t really understand how it work.
i mean when to buy and when not also the good companies to buy buy shares from and the bad ones.
I also want to learn how to predict the stock market. Pleasssse fellow housemates help me.
It depends on what you want to know . . . .
Its easy if you just want to be an investor but hard if you are planning to be a trader.
Which one is you?
Celebrities / Re: What Is Wrong With Denrele? by TheSly: 11:01am On Nov 30, 2009
He is like that in ''real everyday life'' too
Come and see the shoes this dude be wearing. . . . . .
Not different from those you see with the telletubbies.
Politics / Re: Umaru : You Shall Not Die But Live To Declare The Works Of The Lord ! by TheSly: 2:34am On Nov 30, 2009
9jaganja:

May your kids be born with a dik growing on their heads.
shocked shocked sad shocked




Yey!!!! cheesy
Romance / Re: Have All The Short Nigerian Men Ran To Malaysia Or Wetin ? by TheSly: 2:32am On Nov 30, 2009
Hanoobaba:

Malaysian ambassadors are denying tall Nigerian men visas. For fear that short Malaysian guys will no longer look attractive to Malaysian girls. And you happen to be a case study.
Shuuuuuuuuuo! cheesy



Have All The Short Nigerian Men Ran To Malaysia Or Wetin ?
They didnt run, They were shipped to Malaysia and what
Impedes their growth is the compression and pressure they were subjected to. . . . .
Inside the tin-can that was used to ship them from Africa all the way down to Asia.
Gaming / Re: The Best Game You've Ever Played by TheSly: 2:09am On Nov 30, 2009
wems002:

Guys my top 10 games of all time,
Grand Theft Auto, all the sries
The Getaway, all the series



I forgot to add that. . . . .One of em fantastic game ever made.
. . .Mark Hammond, If you want your kid back. . . .You must do something for me.

If you are late to get there, Your kid dies.
If you dont do what i ask you to do, Your kid dies.
If you dont do it when ask you to do it, Your kid dies.
If you try to be smart or hesitate, Your kid dies. . . . .What a game. cheesy
Phones / Re: The World's First Phone With A Transparent Display by TheSly: 11:57pm On Nov 29, 2009
Whats this?
Gaming / Re: The Best Game You've Ever Played by TheSly: 11:49pm On Nov 29, 2009
Metal Gear. . . kiss
Call of duty. . . . kiss
Medal of honor. . . kiss
007. . . . . and many more jare. . . .The list is too long. cool
Gaming / Re: Do Computer Games Make Guys Dumb In Real Life? by TheSly: 11:46pm On Nov 29, 2009
oyb:

check [b]texazzpete [/b]and dakmanzero


Are you listening to the douche-nut who posted this thread?
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by TheSly: 2:21am On Nov 29, 2009
chamotex:

Iro nla! Mo tu ito e danu

Omi ni pa oro ina
Ojo kata kata ni pa oro ogbele
A ki fi omo ore bo ore.
Agbejule lomode ngbe igi elera.
Awomoju ni agbado inu igo je fun adire
Oya funmi ni credit card number e  cheesy cheesy

Lol. . . . .My ribs oh! cheesy grin cheesy
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by TheSly: 1:53am On Nov 29, 2009
chamotex:

eyi tobawi fun ogbo logbo ngbo
eyi ta bawi fun ogba logba ngba
kose kose ni lakose
oya ma kuru ma ga cheesy cheesy grin
 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Eeewo Orisa. . . . . cool
Biri-Biri Lojun Ri. . . . . .Boun-Boun Ni agutan n wo. . .
Yio Bale. . .Yio Bale.  . . .Ni labalaba fin wo igbo lor. . .

Ajibola Ni oruko ti a n pe Ebo.
Ojigirigiri ni oruko ti a n pe awon Iya mi oshoronga.

Oya!. . .Fun mi ni number Iyawo e . . . Mo Pa Lase ni!!!! angry cool
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by TheSly: 1:40am On Nov 29, 2009
chamotex:

Awon agba na lo sowipe, "Oro shunukun, oju shunukun laafi n wo" cool
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so. . . .Ni Ile ngbo. . . . .
Mo pa laase wipe ko funmi ni number Iyawo e nisin!!! cool
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by TheSly: 1:32am On Nov 29, 2009
chamotex:


Awon 36 kiniun ni mo ma ran si yin
Iwo ati tani. . . .
Ti eyin ba fi ori so apata. . . . .O ma tuka ni! cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Favorite Nairaland Section by TheSly: 1:28am On Nov 29, 2009
THE-AMAKA:

i dont know if this topic has been flogged before, but i used the search engine and i got nothing.
so. . .
what's your favorite nairaland section?
I'll go first:

Celebrities
Food Romance
Nairaland
Politics (kinda, cause you always hear the breaking news)
Properties (idk why, probably cause it makes me think of owning my own dream house in naija)
Culture
Jokes
TV/Movies
Forum Games



Nairalanders and their lie lie sef.
Say the truth and shame the devil. tongue
Celebrities / Re: There Is Something About Genny: by TheSly: 1:25am On Nov 29, 2009
naliakar:

Yet Hollywood would be nowhere without its top actors who are nearly all Yoruba:

Ramsey Nouah
Desmond Elliot
Hanks Anuku
Bimbo Akintola
Yemi
and of Course. Omo etc.

Remove these and there is no nollywood to speak of abi.
Shooooooooo!
Nollywood you mean?
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by TheSly: 1:23am On Nov 29, 2009
Suegbe ni gbogbo yi. . . . cool
Eyin alainikanse won-won yi. . . . . tongue
E ma lo wa ise se. . . . .Eyin onisekuse oniranu lasan lasan. tongue
Romance / Re: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by TheSly: 1:21am On Nov 29, 2009
Princek12:

Why is it OK that women accept it as a man's role to open doors and the one to pay for the dates, but the woman could step in and pay for a date if she wants to help out or at her discretion; but gotta problem when some men say the woman is the person who should more likely than not wash the dishes, and that the man should wash it to help out or at his discretion?
Simple. . . .because ''most'' women are selfish self-centered douchebags who thinks every thing should revolve around them. tongue
Family / Re: Real Women Suck: Man Marries His Nintendo Ds by TheSly: 12:58am On Nov 29, 2009
Outstrip:

Yep you are right. Real women suck. THEY SUCK privates. Something a Nintendo DS can never do no matter how much he loves it. What a loser
======> cheesy tongue kiss cool
Romance / Re: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by TheSly: 12:51am On Nov 29, 2009
There is nothing wrong with it. . . . . .I can do it but under one condition
She's gotta be busy with something else for me to do it. . . .
Not spreading her legs on the table . . . . . watching movies. . . .  cool

This has got nothing to do with love or romance like some of you ladies are saying up here.
Its just common sense. . . . . .  cool cool

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