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platinumnk:
What he can do is go to your profile and click last posts, I read what you tried to post

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhs!

delagasky:
I have only one sister who has not been so lucky with guys. She never has not really been involved with guys with good intentions. Somehow she has managed to keep herself from being taken for a ride (at least from where i stand), by seeing the handwritting on the wall early. However some months back, she told me abt a guy she met thru a cousin of ours who is based in SA with the said guy. i started to get fone calls from this guy and was of cos very receptive of my future inlaw. The guy finally came home and we had a quick introduction ceremony to meet his folks. days after the intro, my sister's laptop tht was with this guy came up with a fault and he called me to help chk (dats kinda my forte). In the process of trying to fix the LP, i went thru some of the documents on it so as to back them up, and alas -files resembling yahoo yahoo, card info, and bank details of foreigners were everywhere.
I am the kind of person wey no dey put nose for anoda adult matter, especially as it concerns matters of the heart, but now i feel i could have done more by getting to know the guy and his roots/biz
As i am posting this, nothing is confirmed/denied, i only saw the documents and dont know if i should alert my sis or do my investigation myself. I need suggestions on how to proceed

I wish she was my sister. . .

Wanted to show you but the post got deleted somhow.

1= Paper Trail ----> T.I
2= T.I vs T.I.P -----> T.I
3= Deal or No Deal----> Wiz Khalifa

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
its all down to people´s priorities in life.
if finding the perfect mate is important to the person then h[b]e/she should drop their partner the minute they realize that they are not the ONE.

wasting their times or yours is pointless.[/b]

Drop, Quit, This, That,
Do you think its that easy??

Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work?

Yes of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can show u proof if you want to see. . . . .AT your own risk though.

Moderation is the key to everything
Those days parentz were too harsh
Todays parents are too soft


A lil bit of both is the best way to raise your kids.

stede:
i agree with you

Agree wid what man?
U sure u know what u sayin?

ayinisong:
Hi, guys please I have a little problem with girls. Girls don't like my neat nature. I am a clean guy to the core. I just can't stay in a dirty environment. i keep my house clean everyday, dress my bed immediately I wake up. Wash my clothes and make sure everything around me is clean. But the moment girls visit and see my clean nature, they just run away with no trace.

I am not a lazy person, I do all the cleaning myself, I even go to the market to buy things and cook for myself. But what I discovered is that most girls are very lazy and are scared of maintaining my neat house. Should I reduce my cleanliness so some of these dirty girls could at least fit in? or should I continue searching for a girl who is like me? Any nairaland girl interested?

It is either one of these 2 things.

Those babes you associate with are pillocks
Or you are one of em proud/annoying guys who tend to think that becuz they are ''clean'' . . . .

Girls should be worshiping at their feet or somn . . . . . .judging by ur post here. . , . .I believe you are the latter.
Step ur game up man. . . . . . . . From my own experience,
The dirtiest girls would do anything to stay with a ''clean guy'' if given the opportunity.

rbn:
I am interested in investing in the Nigeria stock market but the problem is that i don"t really understand how it work.
i mean when to buy and when not also the good companies to buy buy shares from and the bad ones.
I also want to learn how to predict the stock market. Pleasssse fellow housemates help me.

It depends on what you want to know . . . .
Its easy if you just want to be an investor but hard if you are planning to be a trader.
Which one is you?

He is like that in ''real everyday life'' too
Come and see the shoes this dude be wearing. . . . . .
Not different from those you see with the telletubbies.

9jaganja:
May your kids be born with a dik growing on their heads.

Yey!!!!

Hanoobaba:
Malaysian ambassadors are denying tall Nigerian men visas. For fear that short Malaysian guys will no longer look attractive to Malaysian girls. And you happen to be a case study.

Shuuuuuuuuuo!

Have All The Short Nigerian Men Ran To Malaysia Or Wetin ?

They didnt run, They were shipped to Malaysia and what
Impedes their growth is the compression and pressure they were subjected to. . . . .
Inside the tin-can that was used to ship them from Africa all the way down to Asia.

wems002:
Guys my top 10 games of all time,
Grand Theft Auto, all the sries
The Getaway, all the series

I forgot to add that. . . . .One of em fantastic game ever made.
. . .Mark Hammond, If you want your kid back. . . .You must do something for me.

If you are late to get there, Your kid dies.
If you dont do what i ask you to do, Your kid dies.
If you dont do it when ask you to do it, Your kid dies.
If you try to be smart or hesitate, Your kid dies. . . . .What a game.

Whats this?

Metal Gear. . .
Call of duty. . . .
Medal of honor. . .
007. . . . . and many more jare. . . .The list is too long.

oyb:
check [b]texazzpete [/b]and dakmanzero

Are you listening to the douche-nut who posted this thread?

chamotex:
Iro nla! Mo tu ito e danu

Omi ni pa oro ina
Ojo kata kata ni pa oro ogbele
A ki fi omo ore bo ore.
Agbejule lomode ngbe igi elera.
Awomoju ni agbado inu igo je fun adire
Oya funmi ni credit card number e  

Lol. . . . .My ribs oh!

chamotex:
eyi tobawi fun ogbo logbo ngbo
eyi ta bawi fun ogba logba ngba
kose kose ni lakose
oya ma kuru ma ga

Eeewo Orisa. . . . .
Biri-Biri Lojun Ri. . . . . .Boun-Boun Ni agutan n wo. . .
Yio Bale. . .Yio Bale.  . . .Ni labalaba fin wo igbo lor. . .

Ajibola Ni oruko ti a n pe Ebo.
Ojigirigiri ni oruko ti a n pe awon Iya mi oshoronga.

Oya!. . .Fun mi ni number Iyawo e . . . Mo Pa Lase ni!!!!

chamotex:
Awon agba na lo sowipe, "Oro shunukun, oju shunukun laafi n wo"

Oro ti okete ba ba ile so. . . .Ni Ile ngbo. . . . .
Mo pa laase wipe ko funmi ni number Iyawo e nisin!!!

chamotex:
Awon 36 kiniun ni mo ma ran si yin

Iwo ati tani. . . .
Ti eyin ba fi ori so apata. . . . .O ma tuka ni!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=358786.msg5013377#msg5013377 date=1259446537]i dont know if this topic has been flogged before, but i used the search engine and i got nothing.
so. . .
what's your favorite nairaland section?
I'll go first:

Celebrities
Food Romance
Nairaland
Politics (kinda, cause you always hear the breaking news)
Properties (idk why, probably cause it makes me think of owning my own dream house in naija)
Culture
Jokes
TV/Movies
Forum Games[/quote]Nairalanders and their lie lie sef.
Say the truth and shame the devil.

naliakar:
Yet Hollywood would be nowhere without its top actors who are nearly all Yoruba:

Ramsey Nouah
Desmond Elliot
Hanks Anuku
Bimbo Akintola
Yemi
and of Course. Omo etc.

Remove these and there is no nollywood to speak of abi.

Shooooooooo!
Nollywood you mean?

Suegbe ni gbogbo yi. . . .
Eyin alainikanse won-won yi. . . . .
E ma lo wa ise se. . . . .Eyin onisekuse oniranu lasan lasan.

Princek12:
Why is it OK that women accept it as a man's role to open doors and the one to pay for the dates, but the woman could step in and pay for a date if she wants to help out or at her discretion; but gotta problem when some men say the woman is the person who should more likely than not wash the dishes, and that the man should wash it to help out or at his discretion?

Simple. . . .because ''most'' women are selfish self-centered douchebags who thinks every thing should revolve around them.

Outstrip:
Yep you are right. Real women suck. THEY SUCK privates. Something a Nintendo DS can never do no matter how much he loves it. What a loser

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There is nothing wrong with it. . . . . .I can do it but under one condition
She's gotta be busy with something else for me to do it. . . .
Not spreading her legs on the table . . . . . watching movies. . . .  

This has got nothing to do with love or romance like some of you ladies are saying up here.
Its just common sense. . . . . .