₦airaland Forum

gestapo:
Amen, Up till this day, I have not had sexual intercourse with any man in my life, I want my husband to be the first partaker of the fruit. thats why i said I have waited this long.

What fruit?
Oh. . . .I see the reason behind your 'predicament' now.
Good luck with you and em fruit.

suxes2005:
Na wa oooo

See plenty oyinbo for here. Tnk God say i no offend u, u for fire my head with oyinbo. Neva mind dt 1 jare, dem stil dey feed am

SHALOM

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[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=370447.msg5167903#msg5167903 date=1261511855]If Tiger Woods' wife should divorce him, will you agree to marry him if he comes knocking on your door knowing full well his philandering nature?[/quote]The funny thing is most of your thread often makes it to the front page.
I am anxiously waiting to see this bunkum of a thread placed on the front page too.

Pappyman:
My people, I am undergoing some emotional challenges and I'm finding it difficult to manage.Please, I need help from the house, what can one do when having emotional troubles and the spirit is down?
Kindly assist.

Depends. . . .
If its just one of those bad days, I'd take my ipod and take a long walk and thats about it.
If you got dumped or disappointed. . . .Which i think its the case here.

Then you dont have to do anything, forget about all em lecturers telling you to sing or rap or jump
None of em work. . . .It heals naturally with time. . .Leaving you with that nasty scar they called 'Past'
Which unfortunately, will always come back to hunt you. . , . . .Life isn't fair hommie.

Agbotoba:
What is the relevance of your photograph to this thread? It shows your level of unseriousness in this very sensitive topic. your photo has depicted how scarce you are in national discourse.
You hv totally disappointed nairalanders.

Easy on the guy. . . wetin sef.
Where does it say one must not post his pic here?

Re: Sacked Bank Workers Threaten To Shut Down Banks

How pathetic.
These banks are not owned by their father, They should get that into their heads.

luvbooks:
Hey people. . .

I have realized that people sometimes come to me to ask for advice concerning relationships and other life issues as well. Not that I'm an expert on those type of things. I have made my own fair share of mistakes. But in my uni, I have seen and heard about a lot of things. Guys beating their girlfriends, cheating on them, and all sorts of other things. . . and even though my Uni is in the UK, there are so many Nigerians here that nothing can be kept a secret.
So one day I thought of all my friends who are/ have been in bad relationships, and it seemed so sad to me that these guys are just playing the field. Some of them were really good girls who were just not experienced enough and the boy involved just messed them up entirely. Some others just dont want to let go of the guy even though he has treated them badly.
All I can do is think of the saying, " What goes up must come down/ what goes around must come around". But does this really happen? People do a lot of wicked things to others and walk away scot- free. And they get ready for their next target. Why must the wicked ones get away with  the things they do? And does karma really happen or is it just a myth?

And can anyone give instances if they have heard of such a thing happening?

I ask this because when these girls come to tell me, I actually do feel their pain. I give them the advice I think they need but I know it won't change anything. So PLEASE, answers and no insults,  I realize that no one really knows the answer to this question but any thoughts would be appreciated.

Sorry. . . . Life isn't fair to the good ones.
And take this, There are many things that goes up that will never come down.
I believe in many things but ''Karma'' isn't one of them. . . .To me, its just another BS from the dictionary.

You, my friend, have the intellectual capacity of an incapacitated parasite dwelling within an intoxicated rodent's severed knee ligaments.

See grammar.

Re: Why Most Girls Get Serious After They Are Faded?

because their market don finish. . . .
Their loans are non-performing. . . .
Hence, They need to be bailed out just like it happened in Wall Street.

My fellow single ladies, 2010 is our year of marriage, please believe this strongly as this revelation came from my pastor at yesterdays service

They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, I will be off to Nigeria in a couple of days, and i hope to find myself a good Nigerian man.

Oya repeat after moi. . .

2010. . . .Ma year of exponential miraculous [b]MAN[/b]ifestation

mindeh:
there is this guy who is really into me n he is so nice n caring but i just dont like him no matter how much i try to sort out my feelings.How do i tell him off politely.I dont want him to get his hopes up while i know i willl neva bring myself to love him n on the other hand i dont want him to hate me like most guys do wen u tell them it just cant work.pls advice me

I pity some guys oh. . . ^{Eyin padi mi. . .E kare lai. Awon bois ti o gba igbakugba.}
I wonder how some guys end up in the webs of people like you.  
When people says life is a B.I.T.C.H!. . . .Its people like you that makes em say so.

God loves moi so much. . . . .
2 Narrow escapes today. . . .This xmas would have been a bitter one for moi.
Tanx!!! Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minister debunks claim on sale of Shell

The Minister of State for Petroleum, Mr. Odein Ajumogobia, has debunked the claim that Royal Dutch Shell is planning to sell oil fields in Nigeria.

Several newspapers had at the weekend reported that Europe’s largest oil company planned to sell oil fields valued at up to $5 billion as the country prepared to impose harsher terms on foreign operators and handed greater control to domestic oil firms.

“Shell has not informed the government of any such plans. It is indeed curious, if the reports making the rounds in this regard are true, that Shell seems so keen on renewing their expired shallow water leases. We certainly intend to make a formal inquiry.” Ajumogobia said.

Shell, the longest-standing foreign oil firm in Africa’s biggest oil and gas producing country, has declined to commenton the issue.

It operates onshore through its Shell Petroleum Development Corporation (SPDC) joint venture, in which state oil firm Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) holds 55 percent and Shell holds 30 per cent.

“I am not aware of any talks with NNPC regarding the sale of Shell assets in Nigeria. Shell cannot on its own unilaterally say it wants to sell anything that does not belong to it alone,” NNPC spokesman, Levi Ajuonoma said.

The reports came as the Federal Government considered controversial legislation to overhaul its energy sector, which would redefine its relationship with foreign oil partners.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/22122009/news/news10.html



Nigeria. . . .Sometimes one wonder what to believe.
One minute, The news says this. . . . .The next minute, Its something else.
I for one didnt believe that Shell would sell anything. . .Nigeria is a gold mine for them.
A place where there is no tight regulation. . . . . . .They even know the exact music your government likes dancing to, Which is ''Bribe''
You think its that easy to sell off their assets just like that? Then where would they go? Iraq? is that easy??
Shell is going nowhere . . . .You lot better zip that into your stomach.

Voting has already been marred with fraud. . . . . .
Nigerians and Bullshits are like bread and butter.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5155081#msg5155081 date=1261362111]Rofl, i am telling him that u want me to murder him [/quote]Yes. . . Murder without any evidence.
Talking about a military-grade Magun.
Just be there when your lovely Sauron starts somersaulting like Julius Aghahowa.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=349131.msg5155070#msg5155070 date=1261361867]sharap
no body turn heads like GAGA does [/quote]Alright Bunkum lover.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5155052#msg5155052 date=1261361566]Lmao
I dnt share manliness [/quote]You are not sharing nothing
Sauron is not a man. . . . .If you put a ball in front of an empty post, He cant score.
Je ka ti Sauron si Konga jare!!!

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=349131.msg5155044#msg5155044 date=1261361408]What are u talking abt, the girl has crazy sense of fashion. i love the the fact that she daring wen its comes to fashion [/quote]Why I'm i not surprised?
You and bunkum stuffs are like water and fish.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5155039#msg5155039 date=1261361327]Leave my swtheart alone [/quote]U cant leave me na.

*sings Terry G*

Remember those days wey we dey play.
Ti a ma n so bi a seh ma tor Omo wa.
Me i no say. . .I don fumble, But i no want our love to crumble.

https://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/10/114870/400_ladygaga_091002_jcountess_91345768.jpg
Looks like some Ogun State's Masquerade           

https://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/11/120356/400_ladygaga_091103_igavan_90434276.jpg
Lol. . . . . .What a Crazy girl. 

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5154990#msg5154990 date=1261360438]Ahhhh since u take fruit, then u iz fine then

Ara e o ya
Make una take your love in tokyo go sumwhere else
chiogo u win jare, SLY is 4eva urs
guess i have to stick to my sauron [/quote]. . .Sauron ko. . . .Salau Salako ni. !

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5154961#msg5154961 date=1261359933]Guess u just cant be bothered to eat then
as long as your Doc says u healthy then no wahala [/quote]Yes. . . .I am.
Her advise is. . . .At least take fruits which i do take.
But food? arrrrrrrrh forget!  

chiogo:
@Sly, it's cool though. Less spending on food.  

U see. . . . .Iyawo ni igba ishoro ni e.
Tope Translate.

chiogo:
Sly, don't mind her jare. So long as he's not throwing up the little he eat[/b]s, he's not anorexic!!

Feed him ke? who asked you? I do the eating while he does the feeding.   Works perfectly!

Here's the reason why i love you missy.
We are gonna stick together like Phone and Battery.

chiogo:
Having your first meal at 8:30 pm is not nice

chiogo:
I eat less than three times a day most times, I skip breakfast sometimes but the two times I do eat, I eat well!!.  [b] Is it that you have no appetite even in the afternoon?

I dont even know.
All i know is i am not always bothered about food.  



[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5154934#msg5154934 date=1261359556]Its important to eat breakfast and lunch at least, not a brekkie person myself but i always eat at lunch n dinner no matter how little.
maybe u r one of those ppl that eats big portions at a go sha


@chiogo

U are still deceiving yaself [/quote]Nahh. . . .Thats indigestion
Even after staying without food for long, I'd only take a little.

chiogo:
LOL Na wa oo.
Not cool at all.  

But i am perfectly healthy?
You think i need some help  



[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5154895#msg5154895 date=1261359075]Gosh, i have never seen an anorexic guy b4. i hope u aint one
This is why i need to move in so i can feed u
chiogo aint feeding u rite [/quote]You are not gonna be the first to force me to eat.
I have a few words for you though. . . . . . .''Dont waste your time''
Many have tried. . . . They gave up eventually. . . .

Is it important for one to eat all the time?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=369046.msg5154871#msg5154871 date=1261358793]Nah, U def not normal darlink [/quote]Today for example.
I ate my first and last food at around 8.30 Pm.
Like i said. . . .I see food as something irrelevant.
I eat because nature requires it. . . .Albeit, Abnormally.

I dont eat. . . . . .As in i dont see it as a necessity like most human sees it.
I can do for a day without eating. . . . .
There was a day i almost forgot that i hadn't eating.
I remembered at around 12am after which i rushed into the kitchen to get me something.
I'm i a normal person? . . . .Perhaps. . . . . . Maybe not.

Huxleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

rocnaija:
And he's only lost two games this season.

Man United have lost five. . .

Amazing stuff.

Dont forget Liverpool too.

stillwater:
Just imagine how you sound in that your prisoner voice. Perfect blisss!!!!

Oh Im scared. . . .






















You are very sick. . . . . . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=368550.msg5144143#msg5144143 date=1261182439]Jesus Wept!!!! [/quote]Boyz II Men ===> Good guy

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ohh

I don't understand your thinking
I thought we were happy, guess I was mistaken
Gave you all my love and my attention
Say you don't want me
Cuz something is missing
Gave you all you wanted and you know it's true
All that I was doin' meant nothing to you
And if I told you why, we'd probably be cool
But I was good to you, so good

But you want a guy that's real nice
That'll spend all his dough and his time
But then you change your mind and want a thug guy
Who won't act right
It doesn't pay to be the good guy

You callin' me late nights
Tellin' me how he won't act right
Stay with him but he makes you cry
Tell me why . . .It doesn't pay to be the good guy
'Cause every time I'll be right . . . . I try to be the good guy
You take me for granted,throw me to the side
Rather have a man that'll tell you lies
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why


Why should I be the good guy
And get left for the man that
don't treat you right
There's nothing good in being good guys
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why

I don't understand your reason
Sayin' you love me, then sayin' your leavin'
The situation here has really changed me
Don't wanna fall in love cuz you play me (oh)
You gotta be kiddin' me (no)
You tryin' to get rid of me
I did more for you than any brother would do
I was good to you, so good to you

Plus you want a guy that's real nice
That'll spend all his dough and his time
But then you change your mind and want a thug guy
Who won't act right
It doesn't pay to be the good guy

You callin' me late nights
Tellin' me how he won't act right
Stay with him but he makes you cry
Tell me why
It doesn't pay to be the good guy
'Cause every time I'll be right

I was good to you (I played the fool)
Played the fool for you
You messed it up for the next girl in my life
I'll never do the things I do for you
Our love just wasn't true
I was good to you, so good to you
So good to you
Every time I try,




Bro Tell moi. . . .What ya think?

nastiptop:
This is the contradiction of love and breaking up----
You love and adore this person, but you must leave them and never see
or talk to them again,

He is always there when I want him, tries to do the things he knows I need,
but it's not enough. Where is a compliment, where is affection, where is his
joy and laughter when he is talking to me?

You keep watching for these things, reading him, knowing how a man would
be responding when he is fascinated and adoring, and it's just not there.

It is easier, strange as it sounds, to be left by someone you love, than to have
to leave someone you love.
This is something new for me, to put an end to something that needs to end,
but still having such feelings.
It reminds me of having to put a beloved pet to sleep to end it's suffering.
To kill something you love, and never see this loved one again,

How do you do it?

I weep!

bluespice:
oya uncle sly less traffic here

Called this a less traffic?? ??
Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

ibkaye:
I was waiting for this comment funny enough, some people do age y'know, twit

Yes some people do age.
But i can still clearly remember how i enjoyed the AKARA and MOIN MOIN that were served at your naming ceremony.
Funny how time flies. . . .

ibkaye:

I don't 'club', i've just been to the odd club a few times, then again, what the heck, me? baby?  

Playing loud music in the room with 2 or 3friends when mum is not at home is not called clubbing.
Go siddon somewhere make i see road jor!