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Phones / Re: What's The Fuss About Killing Phone Calls? by TheSly: 1:40am On Sep 15, 2011 |
Govt propaganda. . . . They dont want you to worry about your house getting shelled by Boko haram anytime soon. |
Phones / Re: What Blackberry Phone Has The Longest Battery-life? by TheSly: 3:18pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
To me The only advantage the BB has over other smartphones is the bbmWith the iMessage coming with iPhone 5. . .we shall see. |
Music/Radio / Re: Fake American Accents On Nigerian Radio & Tv! by TheSly: 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Only an heediote would care with the way some people choose to speak. . Hell. . . why dont u just turn off the radio and move on? American Accent? Whats your own? are they using your mouth? Naija came 5th best/romantic accent in the worldExpecially when they say ThARTEEN instead of Thirteen? . . .Gooduuu instead of good?. . horrible accent. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by TheSly: 2:21pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
mukina2:Whatever. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by TheSly: 2:13pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Are u kiddin me? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Grow Very Long Nails? by TheSly: 2:11pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
I dont know why i keep em folks? Maybe i just like keepin em. . . but who cares if it turns some of you off or on? Some fellaz even thought i fixed em.
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Phones / Re: Ever Sent A Dirty Sms To The Wrong Person? What Happened Thereafter ? by TheSly: 7:33am On Jul 15, 2011 |
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Romance / Re: Mystery: Great Men Fall-Outs. Is It So Hard To Run? by TheSly: 1:40am On Jun 24, 2011 |
We are in the 21st century and yet there are many blind sheeps who still believe that What really happened in the ''Garden of Eden'' was that Adam ate some sort of forbidden apple. . . . No wonder them pastors are making billions out of you gullible lots. |
Sports / Re: World Cup South Africa 2010! by TheSly: 3:28pm On May 27, 2010 |
Group H. . . . .With my star studded Spain. . . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by TheSly: 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by TheSly: 3:05am On Apr 06, 2010 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by TheSly: 2:47am On Apr 06, 2010 |
dayokanu:Mr ''Ilesanmi Dun Ju Oye Lor!'' |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by TheSly: 2:44am On Apr 06, 2010 |
bluespice:I tell ya. . . . Its the one and only Le Sly El duro. . How far. . . .I don miss that ur scintillating lips oh. . . |
Religion / Re: Would Someone Go To Hell If He Doesn't Do Water Baptism? by TheSly: 2:39am On Apr 06, 2010 |
Re: Would Someone Go To Hell If He Doesn't Do Water Baptism?I did baptism. . . .Even my baptismal name is one of the greatest prophet to ever lived. With all that. . . .I still F***k around like a rabbit. . .what does that mean to you? It means being baptized doesn't give you a free pass to heaven. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest***** by TheSly: 2:35am On Apr 06, 2010 |
chiogo:U just said it. . . . .Was! I shuffle both but I got me a program in the UK so i spend lots of me time with them red necks. . . . . Howdy by the way? bluespice:I am the ''toy'' abi Moi? shuuuuuuu?> Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest*****Pls dont dull me. . .I aint coming to no gay party where i'm gon be seeing 4girls with 29boys. Girls . . . .Abeg, show ur face na! |
Career / Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by TheSly: 1:32am On Mar 30, 2010 |
Y.M.E: |
Religion / Re: Abortion: Same As Murder? by TheSly: 2:25am On Feb 23, 2010 |
There is nothing wrong with Abortion. . . .If done by experts. Its one of those things jor. |
Education / Re: Nairalander(chiogo) Becomes The First Nigerian Valedictorian In Boston, Usa by TheSly: 1:37am On Feb 23, 2010 |
Oh. . . .Its me wife. I just thank God that i have been dating her since the day she thought 1+1 = 11 Now that shes a star now. . . .I just hope she wouldn't leave me. |
Romance / Re: Confession Of My Fiancée: "I Cheated On You" by TheSly: 1:28am On Feb 23, 2010 |
Ohohohohohhoh. . . . I can confidently tell you that she is still with the guy. . . . . .she just wanted to have the best of both worlds Thats why she told you to see how you would react in case things got busted in the future. . . Unfortunately. . . . You just gave her the green light and shes gonna get rammed to the point of no return. Had it been. . . you respond like a guy with his brain intact should!!. She would have told you she was kiddin that she was tryin to see how you would react. . . . (From experience sha. . ) On that note nephew, Please accept my congratulations. . . You just found urself a good wife and he that does that according to the bible has found a ''good'' thing and obtain favor from the Lord!! |
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by TheSly: 2:19am On Feb 14, 2010 |
chiogo:Nothin has changed. . . .I don miss u sha. |
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by TheSly: 1:45am On Feb 14, 2010 |
chiogo:Offline Baby. . . .Wanted to concentrate on something so important that i had to put Nairaland in a blacklist. How far. . .? |
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by TheSly: 1:16am On Feb 14, 2010 |
hahahahahahaha. . . . .Same ol. . . .Same ol. . . .Same ol. First of all. . , Lemme define what ''love'' is. . . . Love is when you are doing something very very stupid. . . . And you know it is stupid but you are unable to stop doing it. I have cosigned Love and anything that has to do with it into the bin of history. . . Its a shame the poster portrays every girl in the same light. . . which is not so. The fact that Eve betrayed Adam doesn't mean its set in stone that your wife will f*** you up later on. Adam lived 930 years. . . .That doesn't mean you are gonna live up to 100. . . Forget about looking for that '' good '' girl because 98% of them are not. . . If una like make una nor believe me. . . . Like i told someone recently that his gf was not decent as he thought she is. . . . The idiot thought she was the last decent girl on earth. . . .until i had to prove it to him. That was when i knew some guys were born fool and will remain fool for the rest of em lives. Heck!!. . .Even after enough proof. . . .what did the idiot do? whine and then settled it. . , what a fool! My set of rules are. . . I dont trust them. . .never have and never will. They can only surprise me. . . .i can never be disappointed. You can NEVER satisfy them. . . .Even if you have all the $$ in the world. . . .Its not always about that. Never believe anything that comes out of their mouth. . .I love you. . .will never leave you. . .I will break down if you leave me. . .Blah Blah Blah! Believe that you are NEVER in control. . . . Trust me u can never control them. . .U may think you are but hey. . . you are only deceiving yourself. You get what you throw at me. . .This is the part i like most. . .If she is very stubborn. . .i can be too. . .Quiet? I very good at that. Or maybe she likes sleeping over at ''Mr Corper-With-Generator's house''. . . . Alexa has Generator in her house too and mine is also faulty. . . .No joke. . I'll say this straight to her face. Finally. . . .I believe anything can happen. . . .I could wake up by tomorrow and see her message on my phone saying its over. , . No $h!t! |
Romance / Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by TheSly: 1:27pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
r231:Stop deceiving yourself. . . . If not for the stunt i pulled. . . . .(Sheddin crocodile tears when it was necessary) How on earth would i have cried over a girl? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool [1 - 0 ] On 10th February 2010 by TheSly: 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
BlueDiva:Hull, . . Minor team?. . . . .Tell that to Citeh. |
Romance / Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by TheSly: 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
I cried over a girl i truly loved wen we discovered we couldnt be 2geda cos of genotype incompatibility.we'd known each other from childhood and grew up wit very strong feelings 4 each other and our love blossomed naturally.we spent so much time in each others company and even exchanged visits wen in school.after graduation we started talkin abt marriage and decided to take the necessary tests only to discover we were both AS.we talked abt it,got counselled and decided to giv it up cos sometimes love is not enuf.we stayed 2geda for a week,shed tears and made love passionately over and over cos we couldnt have enough of each other and we knew we wouldnt be gettin married.were still very good friends and i know its gonna be hard to meet another like her.nelly,ud always be a part of me .indefinitely . . .In this age and time. . . .People still break up because of these genotype bunkum? Hell. . . . . I guess we all have a different stand on abortion. . . . . Impossible is nothing in this 21st century. . . .Hommie! |
Romance / Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by TheSly: 6:03pm On Feb 09, 2010 |
Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A GirlHell Yeah . . . . .Just once though. Girlie trusted me with her life. . . . she suspected that i was cheating but she had no concrete evidence to nail me. After waiting for a long long time. . . .stalking me, hoping to get caught red handed. . . .which never happened. She decided to say it to my face. . . .That i was cheating, Of course she was right i was cheating. . . .Some idiots be gossiping about me but she had no evidence whatsoever. . . So to prove my innocence, I had to force some tears out of me eyes. . . (*Oh baby. . .So u believe i could be cheating on you? Owwwww Im disappointed*) It was very very hard to do but hey, it was worth it. So. . . .Was that a cry? |
Family / Re: Is Getting Married In Your Late Twenties, Early Thirties Too Late? by TheSly: 2:42pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
NineoSix:Tell em brodie. . . I wonder why any sane person would let age dictate his/her time of getting married instead of when he/she is absolutely ready. Who cares though. . .Y'all can get married tomorrow. . . .Thats ur own P. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Is Getting Married In Your Late Twenties, Early Thirties Too Late? by TheSly: 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
Only fools rush in where angels fear to tread.Dont mind all these people gettin married at 16. . . . . .Bullshits!! |
Romance / Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On Nairaland by TheSly: 3:00am On Dec 30, 2009 |
eldee:Leave her alone. . . . Otherwise you'd be celebrating the New Year with bandages strapped round ya neck! Ori e o pe. Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On NairalandTope2000 I've got 5teethz left in me mouth. . . . .I wouldn't want Sauron to remove em with his sledge hammer. |
Politics / Re: Mutallab: Are We Really Meant To Believe A Father Would Report His Own Son! by TheSly: 12:56am On Dec 30, 2009 |
Sagamite:. . . . jay bee: . . . . DRANOEL:. . . . . Skidoc: Wooooooooooza!!!!! |
Romance / Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On Nairaland by TheSly: 12:44am On Dec 30, 2009 |
Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On NairalandOnly a cretin would come out and publicly declare his/her disdain for anybody up here. If you cant go out with fucknowswho. . . . . . Just shut up and keep it to your self. Most of em girls im sure doesnt even care if you got knocked down by a car tomorrow. |
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