Govt propaganda. . . .
They dont want you to worry about your house getting shelled by Boko haram anytime soon.

To me The only advantage the BB has over other smartphones is the bbm

With the iMessage coming with iPhone 5. . .we shall see.

Only an heediote would care with the way some people choose to speak. .
Hell. . . why dont u just turn off the radio and move on?
American Accent? Whats your own? are they using your mouth?

Naija came 5th best/romantic accent in the world

Expecially when they say ThARTEEN instead of Thirteen? . . .Gooduuu instead of good?. . horrible accent.

mukina2:

ewwww  

Whatever.

Are u kiddin me?

I dont know why i keep em folks? Maybe i just like keepin em. . .
but who cares if it turns some of you off or on?
Some fellaz even thought  i fixed em.

?

We are in the 21st century and yet there are many blind sheeps who still believe that
What really happened in the ''Garden of Eden'' was that Adam ate some sort of forbidden apple. . . .
No wonder them pastors are making billions out of you gullible lots.

Group H. . . . .With my star studded Spain. . . .

presido1:

The French dude saw cheap french dude and rushed him not knowing he is buying a KGB agent to work for CIA.

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dayokanu:


Is this a geometry class that we are talking about Lenght and circumference?

Mr ''Ilesanmi Dun Ju Oye Lor!''

bluespice:

oh i already knew, i'm a huge fan of her works
warefa :Pi don't do sloppy seconds for real tho, na sly we see like this with no visa?
i must tell our ashewo specialist tope that you're around

lol sweet tart mi, i was just playing nau

I tell ya. . . .
Its the one and only Le Sly El duro. .  
How far. . . .I don miss that ur scintillating lips oh. . .

Re: Would Someone Go To Hell If He Doesn't Do Water Baptism?

I did baptism. . . .Even my baptismal name is one of the greatest prophet to ever lived.
With all that. . . .I still F***k around like a rabbit. . .what does that mean to you?
It means being baptized doesn't give you a free pass to heaven.

chiogo:

UK peeps.  

I thought Sly was in the U.S.  

U just said it. . . . .Was!
I shuffle both but I got me a program in the UK so i spend lots of me time with them red necks. . . . .
Howdy by the way?

bluespice:

so u stole my other husband u now want to steal my future day toy?

your plans wont work

#nowcallingonthespiritstofightforme whose photos?

I am the ''toy'' abi
Moi? shuuuuuuu?>

Re: *****Annual Summer Bbq Meet Up! Please Register Your Interest*****

Pls dont dull me. . .I aint coming to no gay party where i'm gon be seeing 4girls with 29boys.
Girls . . . .Abeg, show ur face na!

Y.M.E:

My guy, God bless you eternally. na lack of ambition, identity and self worth dey make people pursue all these degrees. No offence to anyone, but if you have all d degrees and still work 4 somebody, then i guess u didn't acquire common sense in all your stupidity studying. The days of job security are far behind us. A company can only have 1 MD at a time, if the founder is not already occupying that position. Politics is neither guaranteed nor safe. The wisest man is the one that educates himself to a degree level (1, maximum 2) then starts something for himself rather than spend further 10 - 15 years acquiring more senseless degrees. God no dey accept degree 4 heaven gate. MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. BLOODY IDIOTS!!!!

There is nothing wrong with Abortion. . . .If done by experts.
Its one of those things jor.

Oh. . . .Its me wife.
I just thank God that i have been dating her since the day she thought 1+1 = 11
Now that shes a star now. . . .I just hope she wouldn't leave me.

Ohohohohohhoh. . . .
I can confidently tell you that she is still with the guy. . . . . .she just wanted to have the best of both worlds
Thats why she told you to see how you would react in case things got busted in the future. . .
Unfortunately. . . . You just gave her the green light and shes gonna get rammed to the point of no return.

Had it been. . . you respond like a guy with his brain intact should!!.
She would have told you she was kiddin that she was tryin to see how you would react. . . . ^{(From experience sha. .  )}
On that note nephew, Please accept my congratulations. . .
You just found urself a good wife and he that does that according to the bible has found a ''good'' thing and obtain favor from the Lord!!

chiogo:

Haha, I see.
I'm good. And you?

Nothin has changed. . . .I don miss u sha.

chiogo:

^loooooooooool

Sly baby, where have you been??

Offline Baby. . . .Wanted to concentrate on something so important that i had to put Nairaland in a blacklist.
How far. . .?

hahahahahahaha. . . . .Same ol. . . .Same ol. . . .Same ol.  
First of all. . , Lemme define what ''love'' is. . . .
Love is when you are doing something very very stupid. . . .
And you know it is stupid but you are unable to stop doing it.

I have cosigned Love and anything that has to do with it into the bin of history. . .
Its a shame the poster portrays every girl in the same light. . . which is not so.
The fact that Eve betrayed Adam doesn't mean its set in stone that your wife will f*** you up later on.
Adam lived 930 years. . . .That doesn't mean you are gonna live  up to 100. . .

Forget about looking for that '' good '' girl because 98% of them are not. . .
If una like make una nor believe me. . . .
Like i told someone recently that his gf was not decent as he thought she is. . . .
The idiot thought she was the last decent girl on earth. . . .until i had to prove it to him.
That was when i knew some guys were born fool and will remain fool for the rest of em lives.
Heck!!. . .Even after enough proof. . . .what did the idiot do? whine and then settled it. . , what a fool!

My set of rules are. . .

I dont trust them. . .never have and never will.

They can only surprise me. . . .i can never be disappointed.

You can NEVER satisfy them. . . .Even if you have all the $$ in the world. . . .Its not always about that.

Never believe anything that comes out of their mouth. . .I love you. . .will never leave you. . .I will break down if you leave me. . .Blah Blah Blah!
Believe that you are NEVER in control. . . .
Trust me u can never control them. . .U may think you are but hey. . . you are only deceiving yourself.

You get what you throw at me. . .This is the part i like most. .
.If she is very stubborn. . .i can be too. . .Quiet? I very good at that.
Or maybe she likes sleeping over at ''Mr Corper-With-Generator's house''. . . .
Alexa has Generator in her house too and mine is also faulty. . . .No joke. . I'll say this straight to her face.

Finally. . . .I believe anything can happen. . . .I could wake up by tomorrow  and see her message on my phone saying its over. , . No $h!t!

r231:

The illusion that men do not cry is amusing. Crying is mainly the result of emotional damage. Men tend to be more physical and withhold their emotional state from people and thus spawns the thinking that men do not cry.

However in a serious relationship, men will have an emotional bond with that person. It takes time and commitment to build that bond but it is true in any serious relationship. Thus the actions of that person effect their emotional state and thus can provoke crying. Especially if that bond is broken,

I have yet to find a guy who has not cried, even in adulthood. You find someone who claims they have never cried they are either medically injured or a liar. .

Stop deceiving yourself. . . .
If not for the stunt i pulled. . . . .^{(Sheddin crocodile tears when it was necessary)}
How on earth would i have cried over a girl?

BlueDiva:

The big team alone ain't your problem.

We all know Arsenal can fumble while playing minnows like Stoke, Hull and Birmingham.
Let's not forget City and Spurs too.

Expect to still drop lots of points.
And em. . .forget that title dream. 

Hull, . . Minor team?. . . . .Tell that to Citeh.

I cried over a girl i truly loved wen we discovered we couldnt be 2geda cos of  genotype incompatibility.we'd known each other from childhood and grew up wit very strong feelings 4 each other and our love blossomed naturally.we spent so much time in each others company and even exchanged visits wen in school.after graduation we started talkin abt marriage and decided to take the necessary tests only to discover we were both AS.we talked abt it,got counselled and decided to giv it up cos sometimes love is not enuf.we stayed 2geda for a week,shed tears and made love passionately over and over cos we couldnt have enough of each other and we knew we wouldnt be gettin married.were still very good friends and i know its gonna be hard to meet another like her.nelly,ud always be a part of me .indefinitely . . .

In this age and time. . . .People still break up because of these genotype bunkum?
Hell. . . . . I guess we all have a different stand on abortion. . . . .
Impossible is nothing in this 21st century. . . .Hommie!

Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl

Hell Yeah . . . . .Just once though.
Girlie trusted me with her life. . . .
she suspected that i was cheating but she had no concrete evidence to nail me.

After waiting for a long long time. . . .stalking me, hoping to get caught red handed. . . .which never happened.
She decided to say it to my face. . . .That i was cheating,
Of course she was right i was cheating.  . . .Some idiots be gossiping about me but she had no evidence whatsoever. . .

So to prove my innocence, I had to force some tears out of me eyes. . .
(*Oh baby. . .So u believe i could be cheating on you? Owwwww Im disappointed*)  
It was very very hard to do but hey, it was worth it.
So. . . .Was that a cry?

NineoSix:

Age ain't nothin but a number.

Get married when you feel ready to settle and get married. There is no perfect age to achieve or do anything in this life. It all boils down to maturity of mind, circumstances and timing.

Get married for the right reasons, age is irrelevant in this equation.

Tell em brodie. . .
I wonder why any sane person would let age dictate his/her time of getting married instead of when he/she is absolutely ready.
Who cares though. . .Y'all can get married tomorrow. . . .Thats ur own P.

Only fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Dont mind all these people gettin married at 16. . . . . .Bullshits!!

eldee:

Your legs?? That's the stuff Sly's teenage wetdreams are made of.
I like the peace of mind I have now . . . I don't want Sly to come after me

Leave her alone. . . .
Otherwise you'd be celebrating the New Year with bandages strapped round ya neck!

Ori e o pe.  

Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On Nairaland

Tope2000
I've got 5teethz left in me mouth. . . . .I wouldn't want Sauron to remove em with his sledge hammer.

Sagamite:

Two mo-rons.

Your dead brains assume everyman behaves alike.

So the US authorities are colluding when they confirmed he warned them?

Toilet analysis from foools.

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jay bee:

r u seriously dis dumb or plain ignorant?

. . . .

DRANOEL:

@poster

since you are so dumb why not just stick your head in a bucket of s.hit

. . . . .

Skidoc:

Can people not read? Ok, let me re-post it here for you.
US authorities have confirmed that Mutallab Snr did report his son.
Could it be the English Language that you don't understand?
Yoruba Translation: Awon Amerika ti jeri si wipe Baba Umar Mutallab fi ejo omo e sun won lotito!
Please who can translate the sentence to Igbo and Hausa because it seems like some people are so clueless!

Wooooooooooza!!!!!

Re: Girls You Can Never Go Out With On Nairaland

Only a cretin would come out and publicly declare his/her disdain for anybody up here.
If you cant go out with fucknowswho. . . . . . Just shut up and keep it to your self.
Most of em girls im sure doesnt even care if you got knocked down by a car tomorrow.