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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
I don't know much about Yoruba clans; do you have a similar analogy for Igbos? or any country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OUsEJyj8k

Something like the Awara and Mbaise.

You have an Ibibio/Efik friend, I presume?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:02pm On Aug 10, 2015
bqlekan:
I think it's a different tribe entirely, i'm not expected to be fluent in hausa or igbo

The reality negates that.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:58pm On Aug 10, 2015
[quote author=Gurglepost=36826549]If theyre basically the same then why do you see yourselves as different tribes

Tell them to teach me, I need to learn that dance. I can watch it for hours

Are you busy? can you help me translate a song. Its just repeating the same phrase over and over so it shouldn't take you long[/quote]
Ibibios and Efiks are a little like the Aworis and Egbas of Ogun State- subethnic groups of the same tribe.

About the song: Post it and let's see how it goes.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
Ok. whats the difference, however small? do you have any tension with the Efiks

Can you dance Ekombi. or whatever you call it there


Ibibios and Efiks aren't really different. Just slight variations in both languages.

Ibibios are actually more dominant socio-politically and otherwise but the tension isn't pronounced.
Our meals and marriage rights are the same.

I can't dance Ekombi but my sisters and cousins can.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:24pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
are you Efik

I am Ibibio. Ibibios aren't exactly different from Efiks. Similar names, culture and traditions.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:19pm On Aug 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
Will tell u later wink

Very funny.


Busted!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
bqlekan:
and her yoruba is fluent.

What makes you think we Efik-Ibibios aren't fluent in Yoruba?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:10pm On Aug 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
I am!! grin

...And your L.G.A is?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:05pm On Aug 10, 2015
bqlekan:
Thanks for the correction bro.. i was mis-informed by prettythicksme grin

I doubt she's Efik-Ibibio. I would have known long ago.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:59pm On Aug 10, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Who's talking about ban? Can't I ask about my mod's health?

That's Aisha95. 'IT' ceased it's antics days ago when 'IT' was exposed.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:56pm On Aug 10, 2015
Captainswag225:
theson.ofmark, there is a fake moniker here. Pls do the needful.

LOL.

Didn't you notice that MJ moniker types like Aisha95 which I exposed six days ago?

Same shenanigans and mode of insulting?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:51pm On Aug 10, 2015
bqlekan:
haha, why not? i believe baje... sheybi you are AbasiFreke[/s].. God is good to me
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ABASIFREKE - "God hasn't forsaken/forgotten me".smiley
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:31pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
You have been stalking all your adversaries with your homoerotic cravings, what more is expected from an accursed whose ancestry is traced to the kingdom of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Another round of rubbish coming from a factory fitted fool weaned on Hiv infected cancerous break milk from the prototype of today's _sex toy for man.

In the community of fools you are life time president, unrivalled by any living organisms, that your cranium is filled up with sanitary pads and used condoms shouldn't make you reason like the cavemen.

The only thing you or anyone in your bloodline would ever Lord over is pride of apes in the safari.

May you die the most agonizing and painful death. May you get rammed by a 911 truck while at that you still fall off a bridge and get rappped by a pride of whale overdose on viagra till you wake at the other side of hell.

Coming from a Homo habilis whose Potassium dating of his bloodline marches the timeline of an escavated cryogenized Siberian mammoth.

You'd been dedicated as an offering to Sin, the Arab MOON god, which makes you a _LUNAtic.

Accursed leprechaun may you be consumed by the magma of Mount Etna and your grave site marked by a fractured meteorite.

May gully fluid seep into your shallow grave while your putrefaction would witnessed at intervals by haggard meerkats.

May you hepatic vein pump only haemolyzed erythrocytes while malformed osteocytes spring forth from your fractured femur.

May your sciatic nerve be pierced by a scapel while your rhino-orifices choke on your mother's dismembered corpse.


By the way, I had to reply your mum's sex chats. Now I am back.
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:43pm On Aug 10, 2015
kikilove:
thank u.if it's processed u wouldn't mind trying it.i wasn't just comfortable with this raw one.i believe people are entitled to their personal opinions,likes and dislikes

Don't mind him.

Consuming fresh milk isn't exactly the best. The effects are adverse in those who have lactose-intolerance not to mention the microbiota in it which could affect the G.I tract.

Of course, the smell too.
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:36pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Typo eloquence my left yansh, you have kissed on every section with your noise making similar to the communication techniques of the bonono.

Coogar beat you to pulp in the rap section, darkenedangel sodomized your lineage on Tue romance section. And on here I will send you to Hades where your filthy worthless soul belong and you hangout with Lucifer your mentor.

You are a walking encyclopedia of all terminologies related or connected to faggotry, It most have been as a result of decades of getting rammed on all orifice in your body.

Where you ever told you are an experiment to test the viability of _homosexual _sex between lower primates and beast of burden.

Even dead goat won't _fuck you for a fee, bacteria would even take another routine instead of helping in the decomposition of your worthless cadaver. You come across like the child the whole village will celebrate casting into the evil forest.
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You seem to have an obsession with buttocks which lends further credence to your rectum-craving, _anal sphincter preferences.


You have a cranium as thin as a banana's epiderm. Your cowardice would makd rodents seem like Confederate archers.

If your cranial density didn't rival a sachet of Milo, just maybe your mum wouldn't have had to _fuck your one-eye principal to see your through school.

You're smart you know? A toast was proposed when you finally learnt to wash your armpit at age seventeen.

I am your god and you'd forever have to come at me with your disposable alternate moniker.

Even horses throw you down 'cause you always want to ride them in dual senses.

You'd die of a multiple case of encephalopathy, meningitis and advanced osteomyletis.

Your grave would even refuse to grow xenophytes.
You obviously are a time traveller 'cause even in the present you are in the past. Well, I guess your engorged _anus is a wormhole.
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PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:10pm On Aug 10, 2015
kikilove:
u should go and start selling now. And keep dreaming of 160 million Nigerians that would buy.when u wake up u can sell to ur miserable self

According to scientists, goat milk is MORE nutritious. I've never had it but if it is processed like cow milk is then maybe many people might like it.
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:03pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
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Your mother is cursed she _fucks all organisms including cadavers little wonder she was the face of antiretroviral drugs world wide.


You are the poster boy for why sperms shouldn't have met with female eggs. I mean how can one person be braindead, dwarf and f00lish all at once.? it must suck to be you.

Your molestation experience will make a blockbuster in the community of LGBTS, cause it will be an endless session for perverts to learn all styles of _arse ramming and cocksucking.

May you die from the mad cow disease that never make anyone in your household cross the age 30 mark.[/s]
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You must be a sub-specie of eels if you think your doodle-brained spawns which are as empty as your haggard sister's non-existent womb would suffice when your lexical lord strings words frictionlessly and effortless to birth the most scathing invectives without you cowering the my superior typo-eloquence whilst huddling you up like a cornered rodent.

I understand your stepdad was the wife of the family which explains why you juxtapose the female in you with your default andro-humanoid form and why penile appendages are your favourite toys

Chromosome-muddled haemorrhagic anti-biblio-taxic rhesus monkey.
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PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Same nursery rhythms from our in-house failed rapper, your life and times at rap make idris abudulkareem look like multi Grammy winning rapper.

Since your family name is synonymous with poverty, penury and all world negativity you trying every attempt to break away from the basic needs everyone from your bloodline are confined to on the Abraham maslow pyramid.

Your brain it so useless knowledge bounce off your head as if it was coated with teflon.

in the community of schizophrenic, simpletons and all beings with brain limiting challenges you command a status only equal to the POTUS.

You are the world blueprint of what myopic stupidity should be, a cassava background simpleton only useful as a pollution depleting the ozone layer.
[/color] Accursed otter, even bioluminescent mycetes would outshine you.

Your mum is a cultured media. The pinkish hue of her _pussy happens to be a colony of Streptococcus aureus. She has natural immunity though. She had more STDs at age ten than Allen Avenue could 'boast' of.

Your haphazard spewings are as ineffectual as trying to make your stepdad walk again.

The only 'medal' you'd ever wear is when you hang yourself with a rolling belt.
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PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:24pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Only if the deranged public cum depositing bank you called mother have use that usless spperm to floss her enamel, she would have save the world this vainglorious, beast of no redeeming grace and a yellowish shiit stain on the white apparel of humanity.



Your generation is so worthless to the biomass, all of your bloodline are more insignificant than a blank space the only remedy for these scourge called your family is to make every trace of your generation undergo harakiri Japanese pilot world war two styled.

you and everyone in your generation are far worst calamity to the world than all natural fatalities, disease and epidemic outbreak plus the world wars and the civil war in sub Saharan Africa.

May you die young by getting choked on your own trite.
Your mum knew you'd never APPRECIATE- that is her CURRENT ACCOUNT.

If you were sold at an auction, the highest bidder would be your whorish mum...at the cost of a _gangbang.

Pity how your grew up with a dypsophiliac. Little wonder you have dutch courage.

You suck _dicks so well, you give mannequins erections and your were named UnicleanCUM.

When NASA eventually shuttles to Jupiter, they'd pick a _retard that wouldn't be missed. We all know you foot that bill.

If myopic cretins had a kingdom, your bloodline would run an eternal dynasty.


PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
The only stratum you will ever attain is to be in the same phylum with algae and bacteria..

The foool is so confused with his wack lines and attempt as sounding sensible.

It must have been a psychological torture to be rapped both annally and orally by a commune of dicckhead from your own lineage. it never too late you can be offered help by poisoning your tormentors( all male in your lineage).

You trying so hard to mask your identity as the community im..becile, when the almighty was sharing commonsense, this iidiot was in the backline throwing tantrum like a spoilt child, your stupidity is not far fetched.


Did that loser that sired you ever told you, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the makers of postinor 2, you smack to the public like a product of orgy groupie _sex between stupidity and tomfoolery.

Go waank your walking cadaver self to estacy. The only befitting place for anyone from your bloodline in the afterlife is the deepest, hottest part of hell fire while y'all host a groupie _sex with Satan and the fallen angels.

UniklinKUM UnicleanCUM, how does your stepfather's _dick taste? Like TOMTOM? Well, your moniker rhymes with it just your _arse rides with his.

_Retards like you like you were why Nagazaki was wiped out- you are worthLESS. Even Henry Stimson wouldn't save you.

Your mum was never employed but she got a pension. Well, her _pussy was in PUBLIC SERVICE.


Ever wondered by alley cats always approach you? It's because you are a _PUSSY.


PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:44pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Laughable coming from a third world dwelling monkey that lives on less than a dollar a day, Is that not surprising an iidiot whose skin colour inspired the song black and yellow..

Bodybag?? the only person to be bodybagged is your worthless self, while your useless cadaver is used by deranged aliens for dissection.

Your ultra useless brain will also be donated to medical laboratory to show the world the structure of a worthless brain.

Your Keith Moore textbook snooping impress no one but your fellow union of confused homosexual homo habilis. You can go give your Allen avenue matron mama heady for all I care.
I am your lexical Zeus fit for a stratum you'd never attain.

Nirvana beckons only if you overdrug on your stepfather's tranquilizers.

The only time you get a breather from my attack is the second before you get submerged in the River Osun.

If you really want a second death, quit playing poker and let's play 'choker'.

Ready for Hades? Dante's ordeals beckon.

You are a cretìn even veteran cretins would deny.

If rodents were crossbred with meerkats and the first filial generation were crossbred with deranged beavers then the product would be you.

The only standard you've ever set is the number of times you gave your fàther a blow jøb in a day.

Cùm-slobbering happy-go-lucky airhead.

Your only claim to lexical genuity and wittiness would always be a diary about your dad's dìck.


PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:30pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Why is this goat so fixate with homosexuality? You most have been molested by every XY chromosome carrying member of your bloodline.

Same way this good for nothing beast of burden was trying to force his faggotry ways on riliwany201 or something like that.

Your smelly mouth gat more affinity to cum and -penis than the affinity acids gat for metals to form hydrogen gas.

The whole of your bloodline deserve to be gassed European Jew styled for producing the most despicable being and a painful waste on atmospheric oxygen like you.

Your wretchedness is at stake as you suck _dicks from dusk till daybreak.
If this were a war, your femurs would be stickied to a red bodybag like the Confederate flag.


Retro-cranially haemorrhagic gastro-disterned pitrutin-deprived laevo-disabled spittle-slurring gingitivis-ravished accelerated senility beaver!
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
[s]Your attempt at text battle is DOA like the Ugandan space mission, in the punditry of foreign exchange your I.Q is still dusted by the Zimbabwean dollar. You so worthless the priest rejected you as an offering from the whorish General cum sucker you call mom.

Only if nuclear physicist could solve the misery of time travel it will have still be legal to abort you turd, only worthy to be flush down the water system.

The U.N passed a resolution after the iidiot you called your father raped his own mother to produce you Billy goat. That your family are only befitting for the world most despicable places and that your family name should be emblazoned under all toilet seat, garbage box, spit bucket and community loo.[/s]
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Have you ever wondered why girls always discuss about _menstrual flow with you? It's because you experience the same thing.

It really must be embarassing shopping for tampons to hold your licking _arse.

You suck _dicks so well gram-negative microbiota consist the natural flora of your buccal cavity.

We all know Elton John is your mentor. He gives you hope about the anti-gay law being reverse.

The only time you'd ever be useful is when your corpse is used to grow carpet grass.



PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:59pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Priceless coming from a product of a baby factory in anambra, Did you even know your fatherhuh when the deranged mango head that sired you reetard receive more cum in a day than the biggest speerm bank in the southern hemisphere.


Homosexuality is so ingrained in your genome that your left eyes ffuck your right eyes for pass time.

In an I.Q test with lab mice, you'd come third.
Your _whorish mum got infected with Herpes and you were born braindead.
The only thing she ever got RIGHT are the NIKE logo on her eyebrows.
She tried to exchange you for a pair of stilettos but you weren't worth half the price.


PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:50pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
Your father is a simpleton with the brain power of a headless earthworm. Little wonder you are the poster boy of the association of kids with trisomy and hydrocephlaus head.

Cc: Mizmycoli

I could have hurled invectives at your father but you never met him since you were conceived in a sex _orgy with pygmies in a slave caravan.


PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:41pm On Aug 10, 2015
uniklinkum:
You sissy beast of burden fathered by an agbor brand weed addict. Keep reporting my moniker to the mods for ban.

UniCleanCUM.

Deranged cum-gulping featherbrained ramshackle-dwelling simpleton-esque neanderthal.
PoliticsRe: Who Hasn’t Seen This? See What A Chinese Woman Is Doing With Goat On The Street! by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:17pm On Aug 10, 2015
mrborntodoit:
China goat , fake goat

You have a twisted sense of humour.
CrimeRe: EFCC Grabs Two Bank Officials For N3.6bn Fraud by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:14pm On Aug 10, 2015
Ciscogod:
Even if nigeria turns to money, some folks are ready to steal it.

Re-read your post and see if it makes sense.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:25pm On Aug 10, 2015
Sinnzu:
I've learnt never to doubt thesonof.mark. Dude is batshit crazy but he's right most of the time. Gotta give him props for that.

Finishing!cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
Ishilove:
ROTFL!!!

Braggadocio and needless bombast is not my style cheesy cheesy

ROTFL!

Being biased and sexist when adjudging e-squabbles is not my style. cheesy cheesy

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