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firstEVA:
are you confused? Under one breath I can't prove I am female, then I am lesbian. You should be given a certificate meant for rètards. Approach kilode directly, stop fronting with me, he has a very big peeenissss, u will love it.

Why are jilted lovers so bitter? If she's a boy then you are a boy.

Leave her alone. She's straight now. Lesbian, let her be. Why can't you let go?

firstEVA:
hehehehe, show us your pussy so ur claim can be substantiated

You want to self-service with a photo of her cúnt? :-O

Revelations!

kilode100:
Why ain't you letting him??
Leave me alone first Eva!!!


I go cry o.

firstEVA:
copy cat, he used Robert mugabe and ben afleck, u decided to remix it, fagggot, talk your own, formulate your own lines, mumuni.

Prøstitute, how much do you make from lesbian sèx per day?

You are resorting to Yoruba now? Dyslexic scumbag.

kilode100:
Sonofmark, you heard the Lady o... Leave her kilode100 for her

Kilode100 is beautiful o

She's fighting for her love.

Firsteva, you are angry I am discouraging the girl from you? Leave the pùssy for us. Leave our women alone!

firstEVA:
leave kilode100, stop giving him green light, you are tying to hide behind me to tell him you are available for Bleep. Hmmm, u have no shame.

You can't prove you are even a woman. Any dolt on the internet who is faceless can claim anything.

Firsteva, same-sex sexual encounters are unnatural stop it.

Kilode100, declare to the lesbian again that she should stop sexually harrassing. She has amnesia.

firstEVA:
you are woman trapped in a man's body, you are menopausal, aren't u almost 40?

I am semi literate, you are a complete illiterate. A dunce and imbecillic daft, u think you are a man because you have a pennnnis? Idiottt. Once u suck dick, u arnt a man any more, gay bastard.

Barren, geriatric lesbian, leave Kilode alone. Pússies are for us men to enjoy and not you. Leave her alone, is it by force?

Captainswag225:
SMEAGOL, are u hungry again? Gollum

Shrek the Ogre, I have a picture and you don't because you are fuglier than King Kong.
Båstard homosexual.

firstEVA:
normal humans take some time off here and there, only someone without a life will be glued to Nairaland 247. Fake student. What course you you study?

Answer the damn question, bítch: Why are you still sexually harrassing Kilode100?

Captainswag225:
hahaha, the ugliest nematode ever, the son of a warthog, how come u have horns on ur forehead ? Is it because u are ugly? Dude u look older than ur age, how come u are age-ing so fast? U are soo ugly u make mugabe look like ben afleck, ur eyes are bulging out like u have down syndrome, ur nose is as flat as the asphalt i drive on, ur ears are longer that of a bat., ur teeth are so brown and i see the holes created in them by weevils, ur presence causes darkness, u only move at nyt because u are scared people will mistake u for a gorrilla, i heard u are the ugliest demon ever. Even satan is scared of u. I present to u the son of ugliness SMEAGOL.

How come your anål orifice is large as a sewage pipe?

You are so black and fugly that beside you Chris Attoh would look like Mike Ezeruonye.

How many type did your foster father r*pe you while growing up?

Gased-out gastro-disterned laevo-optical ramshackle-dwelling bed-ridden ascaris-gulping spittle-slurring dingbat!

firstEVA:
u are also menopausal, at your age, your asss hole is definitely getting drier and drier. You must lave carton loads of lubricants in your house

firstEVA:
u are the one I should tell to leave kilode alone, u've been making reference to him from onset, I don't mention him, if he comes for me, I will face him squarely.

If only Mark sent you to boarding school, you wouldn't have been as useless as you are, your dad is evil. What you went through with mark, boys who attend boys school to not experience it, he preferred to keep you at him for his pleasure, you are one cursed basstard.

Kilode is a female. If you opine that she is a man then you are as well a man because you both don't have evidences of your sexes apart from the (f) beside it.

Leave her alone. She even had to beg you to stop your lesbian advances on her on that thread on frontpage.

Firsteva the haggard lesbian, leave Kilode100 alone! Let her be straight. Not everyone can carry you curse.

You jilted by Kilode100. Accept it. Pained lover!

By the way, how's your menopausal pain going? No hope for you. You'll be childless forever.

firstEVA:
it's all speculation what I am, but that you are a freak of nature is glaring for all to see. Your nose looks like it was formed of red clay by an amateur, one brow is higher than the other like a mistake was made. your head is shapped like a shovel. At 36 no real beard, only miserable looking ones obviously induced by spirit. Freak

firstEVA:
who is straight? U or kilode a man posing as a man? U wish you were straight, you are bent from your eyelids, to eyes to nose to mouth, nothing is straight your bend genes also bent all your physical features. Raving lunatic. You are awake day and night, very normal for a dicck head formed in an incubator.

firstEVA:
yes, recycled like the old cheap weavon on my dp, everyone calls girls my love, sweet heart, say something else baldie.

firstEVA:
when I ask for evidence, you will go and hide again. Lol

By the way, your grandmother has been perambulating Nairaland, you are both crazy I swaer

Captainswag225:
speaking from experience ryt? U diapers wearing victim of sodomy, i bet it hurts to sit down ryt? Ur sorry life has been a misery since ur behind started leaking like a flowing tap, i wanna help u escape from ur fada mr lezz but u gotta be a gud boy....or else u ass will get cancerous and will die like a rodent whose salvation is irredeemable.

ope2711:
remember those days when your great grandfathers were begging for food from these states when Nigeria depends only on agriculture. You are just paying them back bro.

Captainswag225:
eva doesnt like u, so what are u gonna do mr man?

firstEVA:
kilode is male, and I know your gay rader can feel his.

firstEVA:
old recycled lines from a deranged bald 36y year old undergraduate.

popeferd:
cc: thesonofm..ark. i heard ya tall. show dis person wat ya made of.

Natasha would have to find that out herself. I'd surprise you and her by being nice and not hurling vitriols at her just so you know the son of Mark isn't predictable.

By the way, I once uploaded a full-length picture of myself.


Please note that I do not tolerate shades thrown at Efik-Ibibios and this is the only time I have done so.

Captainswag225:
eish, hmmm why are u getting jealous, thats not fair na.

Gay meerkcat, how are the steroid endomorphins you take for anal pains?

kilode100:
Didn't you add me up on bbm asking me for babalawo that makes vagina tight when you saw my comments on this https://www.nairaland.com/2444832/husband-said-he-no-longer/7

Oloshi Mrs Chima say her pussy na borehole and Mr Chima no dey enjoy her.

She even be careful before your husband sends you back to the hospital.

kilode100:


You are Jealous!!

You'd wished we got back together abi?? ... I'm done Baby you are nothing but a friend and sister.

firstEVA:
i'm not, I swear by thesonofm.ark's grave

Hey bítch, it took you all night to reply 'cause you were giving a cunnìlingus to your girl?

How come you have a picture of your tranny self on your profile?

Oops! Wednesdays are ladies' night outs so you had to hang out with your lesbian crew.

brooklyn49:
so nyin idiongo romance ntro?
chai o

1bunne4lif:
He is trying to work

brooklyn49:
nam yak iki open thread Akwa Ibom... idoho ndito Yoruba kpod eba mi

brooklyn49:
oga mark, ake mfo inwangake yak afon o
tim wed yak anwanga....mbok

Nke bo mme ayen iban ado anangha ado akop usem?

I meant, 'is she also Ibibio?'.