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darkenedrebel:
Cooger had you for lunch & the same cooger got fed up & tapped-out in surrender when we had a legendary combat last year's Xmas in rap section.
I'd battle 5 emcees in a day & cook them with spontaneous disses composed in the spur of the moment & you are busy making metaphors with Greek mythologies...

don't you have classes to attend?- broke pedophilic University undergraduate riffraff.. I'm still waiting for you to beat the standard...

Once again - If I lacerate that fat meat plaguing your mouth- would you still call it a lip ?

IMO I'd call it Kpomo with elephantiasis

RobinHez:
Ah...its been going on since morning o...all I knw is that I'm a fan of thesonof.mark!
That dude digs up facts like the Lawyer he is

When I diss, I back it up with factual evidence until the fiction writer, DarkenRebel who is dating his alter ego. He calls it SHARONNNN.

Please suggest names for those two bickering voices in our heads.

darkenedrebel:
quit using all these weak Greek analogies...they are too feminine ..

If this diss game was the Holocaust- I'm a hybrid of Amon Goeth & Charles Manson - & you are just a tout from Akwa-Ibom with a torn 14 year old oxford dictionary...

firstEVA:
ok, so? Face darkenedrebel, he killed u tonight, u should try and get ur dignity back.

firstEVA:
hehehehe, show me your pussy so ur claim can be substantiated

AgapeCharis:

[color=#27408B]Is fagrebel still breathing?? [/color]

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How many hours did it take Funlord to compile that reply? Even by my standard, it is frigging lengthy. That's a whole textbook of dissing.

Johnnoah1st:
THESONOFMARK, joke apart, pls let stop dis, u are not woman 4 jah sake, PLS GUY LET SETTLE DIS, 2dice, sinnzu, naijaboiy, funlord, captainswag225, aprokoman, pls let settle dis in men's way.

.What? You've never had a duel in your hood?

There's a reason you can't leave this thread- you are enjoying every minute of it.

You'll stay GLUEd 'cause this is SUPER.

Lighten up.

darkenedrebel:
I already killed you long time ago.... - what are you still replying for? you got ate sideways like the number infinity....

I've been smoking cats all around the globe in extemporaneous rap battles...It is something I eat & breathe... you are just a flash in the pan..

like Firsteva said - beat the standard I set. .
until you do that, you ain't getting no more reply.

darkenedrebel:
I never had cherryice on my bbm
you ain't got the answer pleb ..you ain't got the answer

you are only jealous dude.... J E A L O U & a capital S .......

what you need to do is - finish your university first..

Keep me out of your petty talks. ..you are free to think whatever you want..just remember that you are getting old & you still broke.

LadyBoss1:
Its true sha lol
Carry on
The amount of new words i learn here is unbelievable .. ...

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Hopefully we'd create a customized lexicograph of ours before the flip side of dawn.

Let the moderators please stay away from our zone.

Captainswag225:
ladies and gentlemen round 2 has started seat back and enjoy

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LadyBoss1:
Guys is there anyway to settle this

What can be done to end this Feud ?? Any suggestions

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This place is fun.

The number of people viewing lends further credence to this fact.

darkenedrebel:
hahahahah . . hehehe.. so Sharonnnn that registered last year is me? when did I join NL?


hehe.. jealousy oooo

I wouldn't even reply your worthless yelps..until you learn how to turn your rants into disses

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Freakazoid, YOU ARE SHARONNNN.

You must be a sub-specie of eels if you thought your doodle-brained shenanigans would pawn out frictionlessly without your mental superior huddling you up like a cornered rodent.

I understand your dad was the wife of the family which explains why you juxtapose the female in you with your default andro-humanoid form.

How many times do you menstruate in a month?

Sinnzu:
That dingbat has been wooing himself on social media, how pathetic is that??

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I opined it earlier in the day but it seemed incredible then, right?

Darkenedrebel is a sociopath.

Lala and Cherryicè blocked him on BBM so he resorted to catfishing to pique their curiosity.

The Sharonnnn moniker chats with his main moniker in the Derailers' Paradise alone only when Lala and Cherry are active here.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Read between the lines Babe. [/color]

firstEVA:
hehehehe, show me your pussy so ur claim can be substantiated

https://www.nairaland.com/2449621/opeyemi-olarinde-responds-violent-adultress/33

Firsteva begged a girl to show her pictures of her VAGÌNA specifically.

Only a lesbian is sexually attracted to other women.

firstEVA:
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dharay99:

kingsley, edit ur post wella,
I wan quote dat punchline shaparlly.!

Jacksparrow0712:
Like seriously?

darkenedrebel:
I will impale your mother's uterus on a goblin-shark then fix a hand-grenade to her thongs & blow her pusssy till thy kingdom come. that's what you get for coming up with kindergaten disses.



go read your books son- It is encephalitic not encephalopathy.. 13 of your unborn generations cannot stand beside me intellectually. I will smoke your mother's pubic hair with the ashes of a cremated phoenix then leave her extirpated carrion on my ashtray. semi-illiterate

Captainswag225:
OGA, THE MATCH IS OVER, U LOST, OH I FORGOT U COLLAPSED AFTER THAT KILLER PUNCH SO U CANT REMEMBER A THING

The default regurgitation of a díck-gobbling, g-string-wearing whoring #225 per fèllatio homosexual stripper.

firstEVA:
I think a fresh burial ceremony should be conducted.

Rest in Pieces thesonofmark

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay it seems Thesonofmark has retreated and hidden under the cloak of his girlfriend.

I hereby declare darkenedrebel as the winner of this Fight.

While other challengers still remain ignored. [/color]

Not even if time were a continuum.

I'm typing with my smaller phone.

darkenedrebel:
you used 10 hours in collating words that you don't understand from the dictionary- & yet you came up with the most outrageous thrash since the days of Cain & Abel?
It is not about spewing big words young warlock- it is about me stringing words together intelligently to send you & your wizened generations to the netherworld.

I have told you to stop trying to be smart-

Dingbat it is "stated" or "opined" and not "TOLD".

It is not Retro-cranially...It is Retro-cranial
It is not laevo-disabled ..... It is Lavonne-disabled
It is not gastro-disterned...it is gastropod-disterned
It is not gingitivis-ravished - it is gingivitis-ravished .... [learn how to spell boy]

Orangutan, "LAEVO-DISABLED" means "PARALYZED ON THE LEFT BODY"

"GASTRO-DISTERNED" means " potbellied"

Of course, a mere painter wouldn't know all these.

-Leonardo Da Vinci was a full time painter & sculptor- gimme your parents account number- If me using my funds to send you to a more qualitative school would make you a bit knowledgeable- then so be it

Dimwitted herbivore, Leonardo Da Vinci was an anatomist and also a philosopher but he painted commissioned works.

It's the default common knowledge that you, a painter, wouldn't be cognizant of intelligible presentation of factual claims beyond the perimeter of your plain cardboard paper.
Dyslexic newt.

now here is how you diss.....


1.You are are an unconscionably Internet-addicted peon & a primitive sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation & depletion.
2 a Victoriabee & Firsteva's ever-willing 50 bucks punchbag
3.a precociously ill-bred sadistic, a dastardly rapscallion & a tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat whose abode is in the un-raked Akwa-Ibom gutters
4. & a conspicuously decadent flaccid mattress-soiling evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity & bitchiness..

now -if i lacerate those enormous meat plagueing your mouth- would you still call it a lip?

Funlord and Sinnzu, the faggøt has been saving my pictures. This is the third time in 3 months that he has uploaded them.

darkenedrebel:
come up with better disses..all these don't merit a reply ..
brush up your lexicon & come back for more pummeling. red-lipped batfish

is your infinitesimal vocabulary suffering an unfortunate drought?
here you were dissing blackett with the same words

Obviously you've become my protegé judging from the fact that you stay chronologically abreast with the lexical churnings of me, your Zeus. You're welcome simpleton-esque rookie.

egregiously ill-cultured Tasseled wobbegong. I would use your skin as my prayer rug then go ahead to circumcise every single female in your household

which makes Leonardo Da Vinci,Michael Angelo & Picasso what? I told you I'm renaissance. next is bagging a degree in Law & maybe afterwards- if I'm bored I'd study mass communication. & you are throwing tantrums at a greek god who has achieved far greater than you.
cop a university degree first before you can speak to me... your science courses ain't gonna put food on the table.

For the records, Da Vinci and Angelo were anatomists, physicians and astronomers who did only commissioned art works. They didn't depend on Fine Art like you do and they weren't broke rappers.

& you are a monumental pulp of stultifying inanity & unbelievable stewpidity
at least I don't engage in cussfests with teenage girls on nairaland. whiskers? lunacy clings to you - the same way excreta clings to a bulldog's posterior

how many science students stay on nairaland from sunrise to sunset to partake in time-wasting e-duels? your father must be an Arizona tree-frog
yet making a grammatically correct statement has become such a prodigious task for you? what you need to concentrate on - is on your studies & pity your mother.

If you used your asininity to battle Samurais - 40 Ronins would perish instantly ..

unequivocally vulgar delinquent & slothful sock-sucking grotesque visual experience

darkenedrebel:
How many romancelanders have you hooked up with & actually met.
I have actually only met one & that's sharonnnn. I met her today

https://www.nairaland.com/2454754/what-romancelander-met

The snitching broke ass painter-cum-rapper opened a thread to celebrate that a woman finally agreed to sit out with him.

Doesn't this remind you of SSS2?


Next he'd threaten to upload screenshots of their chats and any nude picture she's sent to him if she stops picking his calls.

Gurgle:
I feel like if I met you in real life you would actually be very pleasant to talk to

darkenedrebel:
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darkenedrebel:
If my offline controversies are the only angles you got to use against me...then I'm sorry for you...

Artist, how many drawings have you sold?

If you had even the intelligence of a salamander you would have been of been admitted to study a better course other than fine art?

You are a failed artist - fact!

You are a failed broke rapper - fact!

You are a snitch - fact!

You beg women on Nairaland for money - fact!
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darkenedrebel:
link of where i uploaded a girl's nÜde or your father is a corpulent heathen ✘



glad to have a fan stan...

Brøke arse rapper who plays servile and begs women for money online.

Faceless dølt who crisscrosses this corner of the cyberspace leaves trails of idiocy in its wake.

Studio rat, your stock-in-trade is blackmail and ever since the Lala247 incident. everyone blocked you on Whatsapp and BBM.

I thought you opined you were in Ukraine? How come days later you are in Akoka, Lagos?

You claim to be a graduate but AgapeCharis after enquires revealed you as a pathetic liar?

Featherbrained fine art student, you are as mentally numb as the cardboard you draw on.

Go back to drawing ants and pray someone would buy your silly drawings so you can feed.

Dysfunctional rhinoplasty-salvage haggard mongrel.♦