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ABLESOFT2:
So U Are Da Sharp Type..Plz Tell Me Aw Many Dollar Av U Gained Frm Ur Sex Calculated Risk
Hmmm

sharp ko erect ni


... ....... .Tired asf

finalboss:
Is the video still available?

yes on YouTube

wiseoneking:
I can see you may not really be the devil you are painting yourself to be in this forum. Though you didn't read my stuff, but you got to look inward and find that God you are putting to open mockery here. You may not know the level of corruption the devil has use your write up to infest on some weak souls that might have ignorantly believe what you have been writing.

well since we are passing the blame to the devil today alright then . And I didn't put god to open mockery (I wish I did ) I just don't have that time , how's your morning going

Widall:
Till today I still don't know why they poured it on our heads then

spiritual

MJBOLT:

chris brown is low budget michael jackson

And Usher 100percent

mizzbouqui:
I can see I'm shaking tables

wow this was 2018 can't believe I missed the drama. you girl are a table shaker.

zabuur:
Africola
Dr Pepper
Crush
Orange Fan ice (the person selling would even divide it into 2 equal parts)
Movies like Willy willy

Adverts
7up Fido Dido
Coca Cola - whenever there is thirst, there's always the real thing, Coca cola is always the 1st,
Whenever there's fun, there's always coca cola yeah

Playing football scoring aiming at just a goal with any number of players - O J O - OJO

And my favorite. Playing daddy and mummy

this post is from 2016

You said 10 but it's a bit generalized

Grande!

hahn:
Chris Brown should be number one not that guy whose nose falls off with every move

that's why we love him !

charlesELIKIBA:
HELLP NAIRALANDERS

I will be brief with my writeup as much as possible so I can explain my connection with this lady.

My single mom gave me away at a tender age of 5 to her elder brother (financial difficulties i assume), this ''aunty'' happens to be the wife of this my mother's elder brother.

Aready they had 4 children, all boys.

The home was a tough upbringing with strict rules about socialising, we weren't allowed to bring friends home or go to friends places. It was pretty strict and my uncles wife i would say was the mastermind of it all, she was strict and mean maybe because it was a house of 5 boys.

Growing up in my uncles home, I wouldn't say I was treated diffrently because I always got matching outfits with my uncle's children during christmas, gifts during christmas, same portions of food BUT IN ALL I was always scared of doing somethings my cousins would do. I didn't feel free growing up, i felt diffrent from them. In some cases they attended the best schools than I (but I never attended a govt. school or a bad private school).

It's like if their school fees was 1m naira per term, mine would be 150,000 per term.

I lived with them until I was about 16 or 17 and one morning I woke up and they said i was going back to my mother at 15 or 16 like any kid, you would start to develop conscience (sense), maybe breaking some rules and being stubborn just like their own kids. This I assume was why they wanted to send me back to my mother OTHERWISE I CAN THINK OF NOTHING ELSE I DID WRONG OR DIFFRENT.

In all of these years living with them, I saw my mother as a strange person. I had no motherly connection with her. My anty to me, was my real mother. Whenever we went visiting my mother in very rare occasions, it was always awkward.

Well long story short, I found myself back in my mother's arms, to a new environment i knew nothing about and starting to learn to live with a woman called my mother. I was naive, had no choice but to accept realities on ground. Do you know that feeling of living in a pouch house and wake up next morning in a 1 room surrounded by thick bushes. Yes that was the change.

I was enrolled into a school, my uncle was repeatedly forced to send/ pay my schoolfees until i was in ss3 and i called him to inform him about waec enrolment. He told me on the phone ''all the exams i have been writing, how many have i passed'' and that was it. He never sent a dime anymore meanwhile at this point his children, my cousins were already miles ahead of me suddenly in education. When i left the home, the eldest son went to canada to school, the second who is my agemate was already in a private uni in Nigeria and the 3rd who i am senior to with a year is preparing to go to ukraine for school and years later the last born who i spoonfed and chewed meat for attended uni in Ghana.

Well long story short, since my uncle had failed me. My mother said it was time i go to my father. My father was old retired pensioner. My mother took me to him, as expected awkward encounter. I have never known this man, no memory of him. Well he said he would find my enrolment money and he did, he later passed on a year or two later.

I enrolled waec and pased in one sitting, thanks to miracle centres.

PS: i must say i was never an intelligent student. i wasn't even average but i wasn't the poorest and neither of my uncles children were better. We were all poor educationally.

Long story short another uncle sprang up and paid for my university diploma which i later acquiried.


YEARS LATER my uncle and aunty decided to move back to our home town, please note the home my mother stayed in was this my uncles home. It was the boy quarters, the main house was not even in sight as at the time i was returned to my mother. We did series of bush clearing and snakes killing lol. well my uncle returned home town after retirement and setup the main structure ( a 5 bed room duplex) and thats were they lived while i and my mother lived in the BQ.

I WAS very angry with myself that i happened to still live with them AGAIN, i needed to get out of their sight, my condition was bad. i was a mere teacher to some rickety school. In all of this my uncle's wife always ensured she knew what i was upto and she derived satisfaction when she knew i wasn't doing better than her kids who were all abroad. i turned to their errand boy again after years of neglect. i was very angry with myself and needed to save to get out of the house.

Well i did manage to save up and leave the house and i promised myself never to return to that house. i felt neglected, i felt they sent me away because the goodthings were coming and they couldn't bear to see me share in them because to me they were my parents.


YEARS LATER, my aunty was sick with cancer
please note before i left the home, my uncle and aunty always sent me to travel journeys to get them medicines from a monastry. i attended such trips severally and ran other seperate errands but i never dared to drive their car talkless ask for the key. i always washed their car in the mornings, i would never also dare to see myself in the living room of the duplex with the remote in hand. when they moved back to the hometown, that fear in my childhood started again but this time i was mature enough to know i would never m amount to anything in life if i continued this again hence the reason i needed to move out.

So my aunty sickness grew worse, the husband flew her to india and back but the sickness grew worse. in all of this cancer times i never went back to the house to see her. I only heard of her conditions from my siblings (my half siblings, my mother was married to 3 men in diffrent years and she had only me for my father, another for another man and 3 for another man, i was the lastborn of all).

Then my aunty died. The day she died, i saw her in my dreams and she was crying saying ''she forgave me''. A day or two later i went to my sisters store and she told me of my aunty death, i went to my rented apartment and cried profusely. i later summouned courage and maybe sympathy and went to my uncles house and i cried before my uncle and told him to forgive me too for all abandoning them all this while.

NOW ABOUT MY AUNTY SAYING SHE FORGAVE ME IN THE DREAM: i did not do her any wrong neither did i wish death on her. All her life her greatest fear was maybe i would become greater than her children. She loved these comparisms, i was never wicked to her, i never cursed her, i was never rude to her unless i some instances when she sends me errands and i tell her i have other things to do.... Otherwise i never was negative to her instead she is the one nobody likes, by nobody i mean my uncles family. Nobody talks good of her, they say she controls my uncle and also squandered his money but in all of this i never spoke of my experiences living with them and somethings they did wrong that made me feel diffrent, i did not even tell you guys neither have i told my mother ever. i don't see them as anything that would stop my growth in life. i hate to talk about the bad in people.

WELL BACK TO REASON THE TOPIC WAS CREATED, why do i keep repeatedly seeing her in my dreams even after her death and its always on a negative role. its either in the dream she still plays mother, or she is gossip about me in the dream or she is against me in the dream, just think of anything negative in a dream and she will be the mastermind. This is really beginning to worry me. Why is she still attached to me in the dreams?

After she died, her husband, my uncle started his own sickness but has been sick for years now, he is bed ridden. The family has repeatedly asked him if there is anything he and his late wife did in the past to amount such sickness were he is living in pain but refused to die and he would not answer. One time they said, he said ''it was out of ignorance'' and thats all he ever said about anything.

It will also be good to note that of all my 4 cousin brothers and i today, i am the most successful by far.

i just finished my house (a 3bedroom, 2 bedroom, 1 bedrrom bungalow)
january this year i bought my 3rd car.
i travel round the world effortlessly.
YES I DID TURN OUT FAR BETTER THAN MY COUSINS WHO YOU KNOW HAD THE BEST EDUCATION.

I don't want to talk of their conditions, lets concentrate on me.


So this is my much writeup... I had to skip many things so you can bear to read but please be free to ask me questions.

Why do I repeatedly see my aunty in my dreams.... just before this writeup, i had just woken up from another dream she was present in, she was whispering to the ears of a very good friend of mine and then the friends turned to me and was like '' ah cahrles na so you be''?...and i was angry and was like '' how can you believe something someone you just met told you against i your best friends word'' and minutes later dream ended and i woke up.

At this point i am thinking of going spiritual to know why this is happening but this will be a first in my life. There are two popular places i have never being in my life until lately last year... One is a shrine and the other is a police station. Last year was my first time to be in a police station.
I was driving my unregistered car. That was my offence.

YOU ARE A NARSSISISTIC ASSHOLE!!! That family made you who you are . ASSHOLE!!!

nwizy:
Why u visit shrine?

lol can you see what the poster above you said ? He literally adviced him going there .

charlesELIKIBA:
oh wow.
this has got to be my best read so far.
you maybe right about comparison because sometimes I feel anything my cousins are today is out of their fathers wealth and not a fresh beginning like mine. that's the only comparison I can think of
truth is for me I have blamed my own mother the most, you know for giving me out.
to be honest if I have anger for anyone on if I was treated differently, that anger will be on my mother.
and this has affected our mother, son relationship.... it's not there at all.
I am beginning to think I know what to do.

it's just poped on me after reading what you wrote. maybe my uncles wife is expecting of me like a son because I have refused to recognise my mother as my true mother. just maybe this is the connection that needs to be broken. I need to love my mother more and unconditionally.

I think I need to talk to my mother about how i feel. oh boy can belive I am teary just writing this sentence. I feel this is it really.

I'm happy for you mate looking forward to updates.

PopeFlatino:
Who can lend me #2000 to pay #3000 by Tuesday next week please, please my brothers if I don't pay as promised let nothing good come my way.

Please #2k to pay 3k

lol pope Igbo. I dey greet oh

Nothing!!!

ABLESOFT2:
Ok.I'll Try 2 Be Different Nw

no that's not been different that's been dumb ! Take risks! Calculated Risks!

culf:
its not a pity jor, try not to be like others, be different

don't listen to these kind of folks , expore take risks . Life is full of choices you cannot just make the right one , you make mistakes to make the right one .

LegendaryLover:
true shit.
During my 1st degree in uni. I was 17yo. This girl with very big bumbum showed interest in me. I've always been a sucker for girls with big derrier. she was 21yo. But d problem here is her bf was a cultist, about 28yo, who lives in my str. But she assured me she just broke up with him & wants me.
Some nights later, i invite her over, she had no problem spending it with me cos i guess when a girl likes u, everything goes easier for u.
11:45pm. i've already had 2 rounds of u know what, when i heard some noises of people talking outside my crib. It turns out another lady that likes the cultist guy had informed him that she saw his gf going into my crib.
Omo, 3 bad guys looking for me. Not with weapons ofcourse, but i know they wanted me to collect beating that night. he sees me lik a gentle guy & i knew e wanted to just set things straight with me. Omo i com reason say na lik this news of pipo killed dey dey oo. Atlast e let the issue go sha.

he should have change am for you , fucking other peoples girlfriend

SexyFeminist:
He did not comport himself like a man.

Any sensible lady will be repelled by such behavior.
In such instance, I expect my man to be calm, instead of crying like a new born

shows you men are women are the same

EVILFOREST:
Hmmmmm
.... no be small.
I had encounter with the Ones who nearly killed my LIBIDO although a few were, spectacular.
The LIBIDO-KILLING ONES appeared fascinating physically but were very very DIRTY.
On different occasions, they messed up the integrity of my apartment.
One always boomed on arrival.
So, I made sure I was never around. She treasures neat apartments but couldn't keep one. No one ever corrects her. She feels slighted at any suggestion.
I still remember one who always woke me up at 1am urging me to pronounce MARRIAGE to her.
I don't know why, especially at that time. I guess she signed a TREATY with the Queen of the Coast.
I had a lot of them but there was nothing striking about them except for a few who were extraordinarily spectacular mentally.
One displayed the anger of a female dog at my workplace after she visited, bathed and slept over at my place without being touched.
Today she's MARRIED but still calls me to remind me of such, asking me the reason 4dat. Addresses me as a rare gem.

narssisistic too

Omeleyi:
Nothing Seun no go see for NL ... The other time na K-leg story , this time na open teeth. .. I bow for una o

ABI o



Let's just sip wine my friend, life's great

siraj1402:
Yes, by the time you are to tell a customer fifteen thousand and you say fisteen thousand. There may be a concussion. Lol

fisfin sis thousand

barnny:
i didn't remember to edit that. That is what they send to me

sent to me , mf

KAHBOOM:
Nawa oo

which wan be oral forced sodomy again？

now you know you can force oral sodomy

tillaman:
Psquare nko, Alhaji Tekno, Nairamarley and Zlatan ibile with Poco Lee nko
Even Lil smart and Rahman Jargo too follow dey the list and please include Shatta Bandles too

I swear I only know psquare and tekno ok I see nairaMarley
I like local too, but how can you campare cola nut and bitter kola

CAPSLOCKED:
ON ANY LIST OF GOOD THINGS GOD SHOULD RANK NUMBER 8 TRILLION, LAST AFTER EVERY LIVING HUMAN, ANIMAL, AND EVEN OBJECTS LIKE STICKS AND ROCKS.

Even Sticks and Rocks , I like that haha

CAPSLOCKED:
YES!

honestly only next to God!

You knew it right along who other than MICHAEL JACKSON!!.


1. Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is rated with the most popular and famous dancer ever in the history of mankind and also the most famous human in history . Not just his singing is sensational, but the way he produces his steps is pretty incredible. Try just to recall oneself and the first person comes to our mind when dance into consideration is Michael Jackson. The contribution by him for over four decades got him a renowned name “King of Pop”. Recently, based on the analysis among the death celebrities, Jackson stands in top of the list for top-earning dead celebrities in 2017.

2. Prabhu Deva
Prabhu Deva

Prabhu Deva is considered as India’s best known dancer and second most popular celebrity dancers in the world. He is well recognized for his contribution as dance choreographer for over twenty five years during his career span. Prabhu have won two National Film Awards for Best Choreography. Then he was first introduced by a famous actor Kamal Haasan in 1989. He excelled the dance performance since then in over 100 movies to become one of the world’s famous dancers. Prabhu is a big fan of Michael Jackson and the steps put forward by him is similar to that of Jackson.

3. Hrithik Roshan
Hrithik Roshan

Hrithik Roshan is an Indian actor, who is well known for his extreme dancing capabilities. He was listed in the Forbes India’s Celebrity 100 based on income and popularity. To be very renowned to be considered that the Los Angeles Times recognized him to be “a sensational dancer”, with extraordinary stills and moves while dancing. Not outperforming just in dancing, but also is regarded as the most paid actor in Bollywood with prominent character in almost all the movies he have acted. The dancing styles and steps put forward by him seems almost impossible with perfect gesture, body movement and facial expressions