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LordReed:
First I will start forming humble as Bro Max Reed, telling my sheep titles don't matter so that they'll be the ones urging me to be Pastor Max Reed. Then after we expand to 2 or 3 branches I will then become Bishop Max Reed. I will then have satellite TV programs and crusades where I will tell people the Lord needs them to donate $1000 for the ministry of converting atheists like I once was.

Man the thing go sweet die. Free untaxed money. People think its miracles that determine how big a church will be, bros its the gift of garb. Tell people all manner of sweet things and you'll hit the big time. Look at the late Bishop Myles Munroe, guy didn't preach miracles yet he blow like bloblo. LoL.

Bros God called me last night and said we are going to raise a church in his name , Hallelujah somebody

HonNEAT:
Let Them Be Separated First.

use logic na ,
Wait o , why are you sopporting the use of external forces (science)





Prayers conqures all things joh

CAPSLOCKED:
THIS IS JUST HOW THE WORLD WORKS. LOOK AROUND YOU, YOU'LL FIND ALL THE "TRUTH" YOU NEED.
PRETENDING THAT BELIEFS ARE SUPREME OVER PHYSICAL, OBSERVABLE EVIDENCE IS A SPECIAL KIND OF MADNESS.

WHAT ABOUT HERMAPHRODITES? HAHAHA.

haha hermaphrodites they never discuss hermaphrodites, what was our perfect God thinking combining those two , haha

CAPSLOCKED:
THEY'RE JOINED LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LEGS. HOW WILL THEY COPE, OH LORD!

don't mind that nitwit quoting me .

Denique:
They should keep it going amongst them

Less hoodlums to worry about

yes o

[quote author= post=90046570]Cultism kills you before your time guys.

Use your head and make your parents proud of you in life or y'all die untimely.

No be curse,
Na FACT![/quote]I gats you bro

EkperemoEgbabi:
U go just dey misyarn online. DEm go soon use u count scores

disembark leave that 48 alone

Dantedasz:

Most are brainwashed and indoctrinated to feel guilty and dirty sinners. When they donate money to religion it kind of frees them from the guilt trip.
Unfortunately there is no guilt trip in reality. She is only contributing to her pastor living a rock star life.

I posted about pastors/men of God , who convinced about 900 people to commit Sucide , imagine how Manipulative religion can be.

Righteousness89:
Whatever GOD or Gis Word SAYS to me I will Follow it Mumuishly and Foolishly!

I know mate , we spoke b4

HonNEAT:
WHY? In This Era? Are You Not Up to date. Don't You Know They Can Be Separated. Na waaa for You oo.

even if separated mehn , they can never be normal

CAPSLOCKED:
THERE ARE SNAKES THAT LAY EGGS. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT PRODUCE BABIES ALIVE. THERE ARE SNAKES THAT THE BABIES (OR MALE PARTNERS) HAVE TO EAT THE PREGNANT FEMALE OPEN FOR THE BABIES TO COME OUT.. THEN SHE DIES.

THERE ARE ORGANISMS THAT CANNOT SURVIVE OUTSIDE A HUMAN'S BODY. SOME ORGANISMS FEED EXCLUSIVELY ON PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS AND WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO THESE ORGANISMS GET TO. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. THEY WERE CREATED TO EAT YOUR EYES FOR SURVIVAL.

THE BULLFROG IS ONE OF THE MANY ANIMALS THAT DON'T SLEEP THROUGHOUT IT'S LIFETIME. A WHALE LIVES IN THE WATER, BUT IF IT SLEEPS TOO MUCH, IT'LL DROWN AND DIE.

AS STRONG AS YOU ARE, A TINY GOOD FOR NOTHING SNAKE WILL KILL YOU WITH JUST ONE BITE. A HORSE IS STRONGER AND FASTER THAN YOU AND CATS AND EAGLES HAVE BETTER EYE SIGHT. DOGS SMELL BETTER, TORTOISES LIVE LONGER. ANTS ARE MORE ORGANIZED AND PRODUCTIVE.
ALL THESE AGAINST MAN THAT WAS SUPPOSED CREATED IN THE LIKENESS OF GOD.

ONE WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF REACHING ORGASM, THE NEXT WOMAN WILL NEVER, IN HER LIFETIME.

AIR, FOOD AND LIQUID ALL PASS THROUGH A COMMON PASSAGE, ONE SMALL MISTAKE AND YOU'RE CHOKING TO DEATH.

THERE'S NOTHING PERFECT ABOUT THE DESIGN OF ANYTHING MY FRIEND. WE'RE ALL A MESS.

theres perfection in knowing all these and still sane , @ you CAPSLOCKED are one of a kind

Righteousness89:
Wise girl!

I Perceive it's her First Fruit and She is Giving it all out For GOD'S Work!

As long as it's her deal with GOD, it's Great!

The Things of GOD is Foolishness to the Carnal Mind..

if it's foolishness it's foolishness , carnal or not , if God tells you to eat poo and be saved would you?
What am I saying if you are a Christian of course you gladly would, isn't this foolishness ? Or is there separate spiritual foolishness?

CAPSLOCKED:
IMAGINE WHERE WE WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT MODERN MEDICINE AND SCIENCE.
PERFECT INTELLIGENT DESIGNER INDEED.

you see say them no talk this time , mtcheww intelligent design bs

You know of one boar that grows tusks that gradually impales them(yeah their life cycle)
Now tell me about intelligent design , pitiful.

CAPSLOCKED:
FROM EMMETT TILL TILL TOMORROW, IT WON'T STOP IN OUR LIFETIME.

not even next one

Zero fvcks given , Ride hard !

Reportedly



Any pics behind bars?

Does it stop what is going on?

caniagu44:
fight back, defend your ancestral land.

I dunno why they never do. They clearly know the assailants

Yungmil:
U doubt is possible?

oh it's possible since we have an invincible guy in the sky too , so sarcastically it's possible to see 7k dolls walking








You know how big it will be ? Since it's gonna be 100usd , ,

seankafor:
When I pick 7k dolls for streets.. na then I now say street na luck and update..

lol 7k dolls , I greet o !

Well I'm fully bearded now we'll groomed too


Great post!

TransflectTP:
Lol.

lol? Fvck you!

Wow this is uncomfortable.

Yungmil:
They say Nigerians are the happiest people in the world....... was it in the past?

hahaha

Yungmil:
bros actually.....

Bros lol okay saw a post you wrote about Saloon and CoVID....

Yungmil:
Great moments, but which is the the no1?

Let's see how today ends sis

I greet una o, wetin una dey spell.?

Igbochief001:
Let every police main serve in their state ...the federal government can still control the police but let people police themselves

What doses Musa that grew up in Kano know about policing Lagos ...u must have spent at least 10 years in the state u are to serve as a police officer

This simple act would improve the efficiency of the police

But because they have put their brothers at the disadvantage of other states they won't agree

hmm.

Soundmind:
The caption is wrong. He did not abandon wife and children. He was there for them until the wife die and he even buried his wife, then how did he abandon her? The wife delivered cojoined twins and died later. He is financially incapable of taking care of further treatments needed by the children. Pls, don't paid him bad, he is not bad, he is only poor.
May God save these children and keep them healthy in Jesus nama.

thank you for letting us know this very valuable information ♥️♥️

RapistOnBail:
Good

thank you , but you sound very very calm but evil , I can sense it. Manigga!

When I'm dreaming ,



When I first got to school
My first smell of rain
My first hug
First Sex (was overrated)
My first high on Weed
When I made my first illegal bucks
When I made my first legal bucks
Almost Everything brings Euphoria even fear