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valicious1:
Of late I noticed nairaland is gradually returning to the good old days when we had intelligent and highly analytical commentators. Trolling is gradually fading away and you see more of brilliant comments, just the way it was when we the oldies registered back then.
It is a good thing

Frankiss44:
I guess u didn't read this part "The aircraft are designed to survive the electromagnetic pulse caused by a nuclear detonation and maintain contact with US military units across the globe to respond to a hostile attack"

Yes of course they will definitely respond to enemy attack but the my point is that people will end up dead on both sides. Nuclear weapons aint no jjoke, The damage will live cities in ruins in secs

Every other country have their nukes in their countries.. But the United state have nukes all over the globe.. Go figure

7thgeneration:
Lol, I keep wondering why not countries in possession of nukes do away with it, channel that energy into something else less destructive. How many people will that plane accommodate?

WoundedLamb:
OP is in the US where what you call feministic behavior is nothing but the acknowledgment of equality for all humans. So she doesn't need think less of herself to get married if she really wants to.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I keep asking myself, “Will I ever meet someone”

I’m currently not seeing anyone and I keep wondering if I will ever settle down.

I’m currently working on my Masters degree and will be completing my program this year…

And I can’t wait to see what the future holds…[/color]

YourBestWriter:


I opened the door, and I saw our neighbor kissing and handling my brother's wife.

Am not a kid to ask if they are having sex or not. The thing is that this my brother is a really nice guy. He treats everyone equally and he's a kind man. He also loves his fiance so much.

Am thinking of spilling the beans. Is it wise?

vr0xen:
Only vikings go to valhala and drink ale with carved horns, the rest go back to fouta djallon mountain and continue there freedom fight there,

Cakkie:
What if it goes through and nothing happens?

EniHolar:
These people are playing us o

Favour315:
This vegetable sauce no get enemy

gentlestdude:
if the name of the school is A1 divine brain field academy, then please run for your life as fast as you can, if you have your mental health to protect don't even try to attempt it.

first of all, you are going to be employed by a narcissistic sociopath who only wants poverty stricken teachers, if you are slightly fresh the other farmer-looking teachers will gang up against you to always put you in the bad books of the narcissist HM.

secondly, you are going thousand of miles away from civilization to live in the worst town,strike that,worst village,strike that,worst settlement you can ever imagine, a scanty village that have not seen electricity in the past 5 years and no hope for even next 10 years because according to them the witches in the area don't want light in their village, you can never see good food to eat, crazy village with fishermen,fish smell and white sand everywhere except the express road that pass through there, trust me after walking for one week the muscles in your leg will become strong like iron. Only good thing about that village is the free access to the nice beach there but then no be beach person go chop.


thirdly and the one that will fück with your mental health is the accomodation, oh my God even the poorest man on earth should not live in that kind of place, you will be taken to a barrack (face me I face you house with over 200 local people in the compound), all fishermen and dirty as fück, with their 'ijebu' language, the smell from outside the compound is enough to kill you talkless of entering the compound with children pooing everywhere and anywhere, a single tattered room assigned to you, where you will be expected to sleep on those small single bed flat mattress with another teacher, yes two grown up adult on the smallest mattress size, and it is bug infested, the mosquitoes that you will meet there will give you not only malaria but HIV and COVID.


if you have lost all hope in life like the miserable 'Master Williams' (the supposedly assistant HM who enjoys suffering like eating shawarma,he takes his frustration on the innocent pupils and beats them as if they are the cause of his misfortune, I couldn't stand him hitting those little kids like that) then you can go for the job.

PS despite all the red flags I saw I only took the job because I wanted to enjoy the cool beach for a month and leave, but I couldn't use 2 weeks lol before I japa.

I believe the new set of teachers employed in February have japa that's why they always post this useless vacancy almost every month.

Buddha3:
To all of you condemning the young man's decision to settle down with someone else after dating a girl for 3years, who's clearly unwilling and unable to make much needed adjustments upon consistent corrections and directives, na Ogun go kee una papa!

We come upon countless cases of females dumping boyfriends they've had for years and who have sacrificed their all for the comfort of those females who later abandon them to marry other more convenient men and you bastards don't stretch your goiters this much to pass judgement on the women. Now a man decides to marry according to his taste and standards and you're all here bleating like goats on heat.

Make una go marry the girl on him behalf!
Nigerians and their repulsive inclinations to always have opinions on people's lives as if them don fit finish to arrange their own lives.

Mugu them!

franchasng:
You are simply an idiot!



If I knew the girl, I will personally take her to meet one Baba Tajudeen at Ijebu Ode to cast a spell of iberiberism on you.


You saw all these and you know the time for you to settle down is approaching, you ought to have completely break up with her at least 6 months or 1 year ahead. But no your foolish dick couldn't let go of her stubborn pussy and here you are talking nonsense bla bla bla. You better marry two of them if you love your life.




What do you foolish boys take people's daughter for, Fools?



You wanted her to be fvcking you without condom even when you guys aren't officially married and have some commitments to guarantee her safety? mumu boy, body go tell you soon, anu ohia