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PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Mocks Wike For Visiting Tinubu by TheWonder: 1:04pm On Apr 30, 2023
The same TAMBUWAL that betrayed him? imagine the audacity
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Leaked Cabinet Lists (picture) by TheWonder: 1:03pm On Apr 30, 2023
Na dat Festus Kayemo name i no wan see there, so all those his stupid talk go end for nonsense.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME Result Portal: How To Check JAMB Result In 2022 by TheWonder: 4:56pm On Aug 23, 2022
There are quite a lot of ways to use the JAMB result Portal to check your result.
PoliticsRe: Garba Adamu Mocks Peter Obi's Speech At The NBA Conference by TheWonder: 2:31pm On Aug 23, 2022
Seems like this thread is made up of people disliking on PO grin grin grin
EducationRe: Check JAMB Result by TheWonder: 1:17am On Mar 25, 2022
The best method to check jamb result 2022 is using the JAMB portal. grin grin grin grin Side warning too. You simply can't increase JAMB score and pay for admission too. Except you have tight connection... WHICH IS ALMOST 99% rare.
EducationRe: What Are The Jamb Subject Combinations For Computer Science Course? by TheWonder: 10:29am On Mar 14, 2022
All UTME candidates are required to score at least, five (5) SSC credit passes in the following subjects for computer science:

English Language,
Mathematics,
Physics,
plus two (2) other science subjects (Chemistry, Agric, Economics, Geography, etc).
EducationRe: Original JAMB Result And Its Purpose For Admission by TheWonder: 1:08am On Mar 22, 2020
We should also endeavor to get candidates informed that they DON'T actually need the JAMB original result till they are offered admission on the JAMB caps.
EducationRe: JAMB 2020 UTME Result Is Out - See How To Check Yours by TheWonder: 3:04pm On Mar 19, 2020
AFOLSNETWORKS:
This is what that link is showing
If you are an ardent reader of jambresult.org, you'll know that they pause the free result checking, and candidates can only check their results via the SMS method which costs N50 grin grin grin grin shocked Lol, JAMB na still naija. Even if you do, it will take hours before you'll receive yours.

However, the good news is that you will be charged Once the portal confirm your result and will be sending you a reply.
RomanceRe: How To Get Real Sugar Mummy Phone Numbers by TheWonder: 11:44am On Mar 19, 2020
If you are thinking of connecting with real sugar mummies, then you should checkout dailypicks.org
PoliticsRe: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by TheWonder: 10:47am On Mar 19, 2020
vicdom:
embarassed
E don red now. This is the time our pseudo change and next level government should bring out all the audio recovered loots, trillions saved in TSA, customs and et al and fund our budget. I don't wanna hear story oooo. Because all these acclaimed monies are suffice for our budget funding. Very useless and clueless government with dimwitted zombies as apologists. undecided
I pray we survive this. With this virus, Nigeria may fall under greater recession that ever before. GEJ will be thanking God though.
PoliticsRe: We Suspended $22.7b Loan Because Of Non-Inclusion Of South East - Gbajabiamila by TheWonder: 10:44am On Mar 19, 2020
muykem:
The same Gbajabiamila they hate with passion is fighting for them. Nobody can deal with that zone without a big heart.
No, they suspend it because no country in their right mind will borrow you money while they're fighting for their lives.
Naija.. lets be wise. grin grin grin
EducationRe: JAMB Result: How To Check 2020 JAMB UTME Results Online by TheWonder: 12:18am On Mar 19, 2020
wisdomkid:
No chief, JAMB didn't shut down their website for result checking. It's new peddling started by Dailypost oh grin grin grin
Maybe the traffic is too much.
Other news websites are picking the news up too.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Osifo Opening Mouth And Sleeping - Alexx Ekubo Shares Video by TheWonder: 10:55pm On Mar 18, 2020
Fine people and God's creation.
Amazing. Linda and Alex fine scatter.
HealthRe: Tonye Cole: The Third Coronavirus Patient & I Were On The Same Flight by TheWonder: 10:54pm On Mar 18, 2020
Best of luck to you and may this virus never come close to you and your family.
Amen.
EducationRe: 2020 UTME: JAMB Denies Cancelling Any Result by TheWonder: 10:52pm On Mar 18, 2020
Naija authorities and denying na 5 and 6. grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: JAMB 2020 UTME Result Is Out - See How To Check Yours by TheWonder: 10:50pm On Mar 18, 2020
Sheriman:
Congratulations to jambites!! Anyways who knows if Facebook Adbreaks is now Eligible in Nigeria??
I sight you there brother.
EducationRe: JAMB 2020 UTME Result Is Out - See How To Check Yours by TheWonder: 10:48pm On Mar 18, 2020
But the jamb website has been down for quite a long time now! Most jambites can't check their result because the website is not loading. jambresult.org is officially giving us live updates. Nice one from their team though. grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Mysterious Mammoth Bone Circles Could Explain How Man Survived The Last Ice Age by TheWonder: 10:47pm On Mar 18, 2020
The Ice-age man... You can read "Earth's Children" and get a deeper sweet understanding.
EducationRe: Download Sweet Sixteen by Bolaji Abdullahi JAMB 2020 [Compulsory English Novel] by TheWonder: 11:05pm On Feb 15, 2020
You can actually get Sweet Sixteen pdf free questions and answers for FREE here.
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Sues Tonto Dikeh For N500million For Defamation Against Father, Others by TheWonder: 11:04pm On Feb 15, 2020
Ha! Me wey love Tonto Dikeh, lets see how this one turns out.
PoliticsRe: 2,000 Hired To Protest Against Service Chiefs On Monday — Presidency by TheWonder: 11:03pm On Feb 15, 2020
Lol, everyone that protest against this government is paid. But when they were protesting, the people were angry... shocked shocked shocked shocked
My people, how una dey?
CrimeRe: Uber Passenger Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by TheWonder: 11:02pm On Feb 15, 2020
Finehotbro:
Nawa o that stupid man don kill himself
Stupid because he killed himself?
May GOD not let you be in a situation where the hands of death is more comforting that being alive.
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by TheWonder: 11:01pm On Feb 15, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
Thanks for the smile man, I needed it. Lol.. the hiss sounds funny. grin grin grin
Welcome to da club.
EducationRe: 100 Possible Questions From Jamb Sweet Sixteen by TheWonder: 6:45pm On Feb 15, 2020
I tried checking the questions and they are all from the JAMB novel sweet sixteen.. Ha, thanks for the share.
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Ditches Lady On Valentine's Day by TheWonder: 6:43pm On Feb 15, 2020
Mazk:
no need to waste time lamenting now that snipper is still very cheap
What if she's your daughter? You'll ask her to drink sniper or buy one for her? grin
SportsRe: Meet Rui Pinto Who Exposed Manchester City by TheWonder: 6:42pm On Feb 15, 2020
Davash222:
Here a 30 year old is still seen as Leader of Tomorrow. Still unemployed, or Npower beneficiary, or BMC miscreant.
grin Lol, we still believe that we are tomorrow's leaders nah..

If na Nigerian, they for don beat am, Nigerian twitter curse am, then he go mysteriously die for cell. Case closed. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Ghost' Human Ancestor Discovered In West Africa. Linked To Yoruba, Esan People by TheWonder: 6:39pm On Feb 15, 2020
dazzlingd:
Kudos to nairaland....pushing more and more of this topics to fp......an average african is just too illiterate, know little or nothing about themselves and the world they live in....

U will soon see them flood this thread opening their black jaws screeming how is this possible...how did oyinbo people know this?? Not knowing the world has gone light years ahead of them...backward unrepentant ignorant people
grin grin You sabi curse oh
TravelRe: Dangote Truck Crushes Bus Along Abeokuta Expressway, Tollgate Bus Stop by TheWonder: 6:38pm On Feb 15, 2020
Seriously, I don't know what is wrong with these trucks and accidents...
PoliticsRe: Eze Israel Okwu And Sally Kanu’s Burial Photos: Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer Spotted by TheWonder: 6:34pm On Feb 15, 2020
chatinent:
The money people waste on a burial is quite alarming. Person wey don die don die, what's the need of throwing a big funeral? To impress the living?
Where you see say they spend money? Through the pics or that ugly background?
Talking in general or connected with this burial?

What exactly are you saying?

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