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Investment$100K Guaranteed! by thewritingtodo(op): 12:08pm On Apr 20, 2018
Yes, you saw the dollar sign properly. No jokes. Only need serious investors. If you're interested in making this sum over a few months.. contact me asap. Don't blame anyone if you remain poor. You gotta take certain risks to be a certified millionaire in this life. 0 7 0 1 1 ---- 4 9 8 ----5 3 2. Texts only pls.
CelebritiesRe: Efe Reacts To Stolen Mace From The Senate, Subtly Campaigns For Miracle by thewritingtodo(m): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2018
1zynnvn:
I won't click shiit
ROTFL... grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by thewritingtodo(m): 10:43am On Apr 20, 2018
Rebuke:
Grow up already.

Bishop isn't yhur president and owns u no such visit. He operates under divine instructions.

Irresponsible youth that always pour their anger and frustration on the wrong person.

The people yhu voted into power dat have rubbed u of ur entitlements, go look for them and ask them for such visit.
Tellam!
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Bishop Abioye Visit Ile-ife, Osun And Kinshasha Congo by thewritingtodo(m): 10:41am On Apr 20, 2018
LastSurvivor11:
But can't visit benue and taraba..


Pls where is freeze
Bishop Abioye visited Benue (lfc Makurdi) about 3 or so weeks ago nau.. didn't you hear? Oh, I forgot..you live in a 'Freezer' so you ain't well informed.

CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Ebuka And Efe As Winner Of BBNaija 2017 by thewritingtodo(m): 10:35am On Apr 20, 2018
*singing* He's a MIRACLE working God...(insert musical notation here).
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Buys Her Sister, Sandra Ikeji A N30 Million Mercedes Benz GLE by thewritingtodo(m): 11:44pm On Mar 24, 2018
KillerBeauty:
Is Linda Ikeji a billionaire?
Or didn't I just see billionaire in the article
Believe it or not dearie, she is o! She's not playing..cant even begin to do the stats for you
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Buys Her Sister, Sandra Ikeji A N30 Million Mercedes Benz GLE by thewritingtodo(m): 11:38pm On Mar 24, 2018
RomanceRe: Single Lady Traps Neighbour’s Husband With N200,000 For Sex by thewritingtodo(m): 6:23pm On Mar 23, 2018
delugajackson:
At first, I wanted to doubt the credibility of this report. But then again, I had to check the headline again. As long as it has to do with couple infidelity, then you have our guy.

Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for our one and only Cyriacus Izuekwe!

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Throwback Photo Of Teddy-A And Basketmouth In US by thewritingtodo(m): 12:43pm On Mar 22, 2018
Fanatique:
Y0rmie is a very proud young man who is still suffering from the post traumatic stress disorder of a scam played on him by some fellow in OLX in 2016. I sympathize with Y0rmie because I have this feeling that no matter how foolish or gullible an individual turn out to be thieves and fraudsters shouldn't take advantage of the person. I sympathise with you Y0rmie it is something that will keep happening for the rest of your life if you keep jumping around the internet insulting strangers or pretending to be a web developer whereas the last time you saw a line of code was when you were the checking carton for the expiry date of your penis enlargement medicine
Chiiiiisoos!!

PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Governor Ortom With Buhari In Benue State Today by thewritingtodo(m): 9:45am On Mar 13, 2018
Olukokosir:
No matter how tired I may be,seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel.
Choiiiii!!! FINISHING!!

Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalanders, A Fellow Needs A Help On How To Overcome Stage Fright by thewritingtodo(m): 7:44pm On Mar 06, 2018
Gazzy88:
chewing gums work berra.
You never see wen chingum go dry, come dey cause dificulty in speaking..d tin go just glue yur teet togeda like dis. I once had a friend who experienced dry mouth syndrome on stage...his lips became pure white...assin, pure white! He looked like a voodoo priest on stage with no one paying attention to what he was saying..lolzz
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina "I Told My Boyfriend I Could Cheat On Him In The House" by thewritingtodo(m): 8:04pm On Feb 27, 2018
Ambassadors:
So called Christian girls falling my hand always if not in public then in secret. Do you ever see any Muslim girl on big brother show? Am sure Muslims will make heaven more than christians
God sees our secrets..no be by who cast for open.. the fact that Muslims don't appear on such or appear to act immorally don't mean they aren't perverse themselves. Trust me on this, I've lived in the north for years bro.. hehehe
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina "I Told My Boyfriend I Could Cheat On Him In The House" by thewritingtodo(m): 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2018
Papiikush:
Halort

Slut

Cheap bìtch

Oloribu omo

Omo ofo

Omo paaaaauuuu bii ibòn

************
You have a boyfriend and still told him you will cheat on him inside bbn house. Who gives a fück about your boyfriend?

So you don't think about harming your personality and reputation by having sex on a national TV?

You didn't think about the shame you brought to your family? Imagine your mother being the talk of the whole neighborhood. "Yes, that is the woman whose daughter was having sex multiple times on live TV".

She wouldn't even be able to dish advice to anyone again till she dies... They will be like "Did you advice your own daughter before she leaves for big brother?"

Your mother should have flushed out your pregnancy. Maybe she wouldn't have to deal with this kind of humiliation.

************
Of course you can get your boyfriend back only if you win the 45m.

Even me sef, I'll take back my girlfriend if she fücks on live TV and still win the money...anything apart from that, I am sorry love. i can't accept a girl who didn't win the money but brought back a slacked pussy instead

I cant lose two things. Sorry baby I can't.

This is probably one of those foolish girls that will come on nairaland and start claiming feminism. Awon olosho gbogbo.
You started well, but you showed you were also cheap with your double standards. Money talks and bullsh.it works I guess.. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: List 5 Weird Facts About You by thewritingtodo(m): 10:14pm On Feb 25, 2018
placeofallure:
I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!
To think that the word offal managed to find its way to your moniker somehow-somehow, is a sign that you can't run from it forever!
grin
RomanceRe: Weird Sexual Fetish by thewritingtodo(m): 9:59pm On Feb 25, 2018
This Sammy guy is on another level..ni.gga brought out the time for this "shit"..pun intended.
grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: List 5 Weird Facts About You by thewritingtodo(m): 7:57pm On Feb 25, 2018
BossLaifay:
Nope. Definitely not done by me, myself and I. Done by a very unassuming individual.
You don't say! Well, that one's a keeper..dont you think?
Nairaland GeneralRe: List 5 Weird Facts About You by thewritingtodo(m): 7:30pm On Feb 25, 2018
BossLaifay:
1. For a woman, I often think I should have come as a man. I am driven, focused and most of all I don't have weird sexual ideologies that most women do.

2. I have zero remorse when I cheat but would apologize if ever caught which makes me think I am a sociopath.

3. I secretly wish I could have sex for money (its a fantasy) but I am too proud to ask so keep doing it for the "excitement and fun"

4. I'm very self conscious but come off as confident. I'm very shy but again...... Come off as confident

5. I've once had over 20 orgasms in on sexual round. I lost count in the pleasure
Wow! Who was the lucky other to share this or make it happen for you? Or was it me, myself and I typa situation? Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: List 5 Weird Facts About You by thewritingtodo(m): 1:50pm On Feb 25, 2018
1. I have always preferred mature ladies..28 and above.
2. And ladies with sex.y, soft hairs on their arms are my weakness.
3. I am hardly ever afraid of the dark. I can walk into any dark alley, bush, street, etc fearlessly and have this weird confidence that I can't be bitten by any creepy crawlies - including snakes.
4. I have at least 4 different personalities..but not in a weird, psycho, schizo kinda way o. I just come across to people differently and I laugh when people think they've got me all figured out.
5. I prefer the whole gamut of dating, getting to know a girl and pre-intimacy to actual sex. But if I find someone I am compatible with, sex with that person will be more erotic and passionate than the usual wham-bam.
6. I am terribly scared of people touching my belly button. All my dates always found this funny. In fact..one of them made it a point of duty to try to touch me there at all cost, and even thought I was on some mystical bullsh.t. Lol! She failed woefully, needless to say.

Lemme stop here for now
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Tobi Bakre – I Started Having Sex At 12, Had Gonorrhea At 17 by thewritingtodo(m): 11:22am On Feb 23, 2018
chidynks:
lol...r u one of'em mods?
naaah
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Asks: "Does Sex On The First Date Mean She Is Cheap?" by thewritingtodo(m): 10:20am On Feb 23, 2018
timwudz:
No!



but doggie and Sexy moans does



note: stay mute the first date on sex
Lol.. idiota!

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Tobi Bakre – I Started Having Sex At 12, Had Gonorrhea At 17 by thewritingtodo(m): 10:13am On Feb 23, 2018
chidynks:
I don't really have anything to say but from what I see!!, i mean; from what I see(from what i picture) as concerns bbnaija and nairaland mods,!,....well make I reserve my comment so as not to chop a 3rd ban!!

Car TalkRe: Quick Steps On How To Handle A Stuck Accelerator Pedal by thewritingtodo(m): 10:09am On Feb 23, 2018
praiseneofingz:
easier said than done!!!
no mortal will be calm and relaxed when his foot controls are not properly functioning especial on the high way....... you just apply the Nigerian style by saying "Jesus take the wheel"
Lol...buh seriously, this method works for me everytime..#thesupernaturalrealm
RomanceRe: If Your Score Is Less Than 40 You Need To Start Living (pix) by thewritingtodo(m): 6:18pm On Feb 19, 2018
63 from my old life, thank Jesus cos right now i've dropped about 40 points. grin.
CareerRe: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Event Decorator Who Allegedly Steals Photos Online by thewritingtodo(m): 2:17pm On Jan 16, 2018
YoungRichRuler:
Guru Maharaji Decoration instead of Garden Of Eden
grin
Thot I was the only one that read that.. lolz
RomanceRe: 2 Colleagues Fight Over Same Man They Are Dating In Office by thewritingtodo(m): 2:10pm On Jan 16, 2018
pocohantas:
Thanks for comprehending on my behalf and confirming my main point/suspicion, "it was impossible that either of them didn't know".

Thanks once again
But you get bad mouth sha..as in, sarcasm at its peak.. lol.
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Indicates Interest To Run For President In 2019 by thewritingtodo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 16, 2018
aonag:
you think to be governor is beans.. that man u see right there is an educated thug! forget fineboy face o.. that guy na devil!
Took it from my mouth..the guy no gentle at aaaalll. Hehehe
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Indicates Interest To Run For President In 2019 by thewritingtodo(m): 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
HSfoundation:
Atleast someone with some grey matter in the brain is running not all those that are suffering from vascular and Lewy body Dementia...
Hahahahhahahahaha chaiiii chaiiiii..woooked sombori..
Christianity EtcRe: Leke Adeboye Reacts To Prophet Isa El-Buba's Attempted Arrest By DSS by thewritingtodo(m): 1:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
Jjporch:
Pls, can you sacrifice just to PRAY this:

*#Any Nigerian politician who received a single Christian vote to come to power and yet is a sponsor of Jihad against Christians, a sponsor of elimination or subjugation of Christians in Nigeria - must not finish his term in office.*

*#We withdraw his mandate - in the name of Jesus!*

*#Let his seat reject him*.

*#We invoke the blood of the innocent to speak against him;*

*#We invoke the tears of the fatherless and widows to speak against him.#*

We want one million voices to cry to Heaven in this respect - for only one minute .

If you support this move, do your praying now and then send it out massively. This nonsense must stop. Children of God are precious species. We have a destiny to fulfil on earth. God did not create us to be wasted by evil men. That is why He called Himself the Lord of hosts. That is why He defends Israel and fight for them. If we don't cry to Him for deliberate intervention, we would continue to suffer.
Pass this on.
Christianity EtcRe: Leke Adeboye Reacts To Prophet Isa El-Buba's Attempted Arrest By DSS by thewritingtodo(m): 1:46pm On Jan 16, 2018
Drsheddy:
This is why history must be taught in our schools. Those who neglect History are bound to repeat the mistakes of the past. Please read below and learn. BEWARNED!!!!!!!

The Gross influx of Fulani herdsmen presently and now calls for the sharing of this history.
By John. (All JUKUNS SHOULD READ THIS.)

The story is told of how King Yunfa, the Hausa Sarki in Gobir (now called Sokoto) hosted a Fulani immigrant called Usman Dan Fodiyo and his group in February 1804, as a result of this and since 1808 the whole of the northern region lost its kingdoms and were replaced by Fulani emirates.

King Yunfa is said to have been killed in 1808 and the Fulani warrior (Usman Dan Fodiyo) established Sokoto caliphate, making himself Sultan.

Gradually, other Hausa kingdoms were pillaged and taken over by the Fulani emirs. The ethnic groups in the core north were the first victims of Fulani imperialism, a venture that occurred because the people were given access to grazing land as a result of the hospitality of the hosts.

They however failed to overrun the Bornu and Jukun kingdoms , so the Shehu of Bornu and Aku Uka remains paramount till today!

The Afonja dynasty compromised by allowing a Fulani warrior known as Janta Alimi to settle in Ilorin, the Fulani guerrillas killed Afonja in 1824

And Ilorin, a Yoruba town under the Oyo empire, fell into Fulani hands, becoming an emirate under Sokoto caliphate till today! Even the attempts of the O'odua People's Congress (OPC) to revert to status quo ante and crown an Onilorin of Ilorin became an exercise in futility.

The Yoruba warriors got wise and defeated the Fulani jihadists in Osogbo in 1840, if this didn't happen there would most likely have been Fulani "emirs" as rulers in Oyo Alaafin, Ibadan, Owo, Osogbo, Ede, Ado, and Igede Ekiti today!

If the Bini Kingdom did not fight and repel the jihadists, they would have penetrated the Edo/Delta region beyond the present day Edo North Senatorial District which gave in and allowed the jihadists to overrun & islamize them.

Along with some ignorant folk most of them are now angling for grazing areas and a corridor through the entire federation. These grazing areas will in future become Fulani settlements, later communities and finally local government areas with elected officials.
If you think I am being alarmist look towards the once beautiful and serene Middle Belt state of Plateau.

The exact same thing happened in Jos.

Therefore, it will not be farfetched to conclude that the Fulani herdsmen are pawns in an agenda to overrun all towns in Nigeria! So that we will have emirs in Owerri, Enugu, Benin, Agatu,Wukari, Abeokuta and other towns where FG creates "grazing reserves" for Fulani herdsmen!

If Yunfa didn't accommodate Fodio and his warlike immigrants from Futatoro, Hausa sarkis would be ruling today in the north!

And if Afonja didn't conspire with Alimi, a Yoruba kingdom would not have been ruled by Alimi's offspring till today!

It is a subtle continuation of the 1804 Fulani jihad by the fully-armed and protected Fulani herdsmen with an age-old agenda to overrun and Islamize the whole of Nigeria very quickly.

I will end this with what someone rightly said- "The grazing bill is not an attempt to solve the problem, it's a subterfuge to progress the agenda"

It's an age-old political strategy really- ..create a problem, come up with a "solution" that advances the cause, and then give it a legal backing.
Make it look like a win-win situation.

Be as wise as serpents....
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Very true sir. This piece is indeed enlightening. We need to loud it continuously till they too become uneasy!

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