₦airaland Forum

SpecialAdviser:
I don't know if any other person read the part where he called a friend and he sent him 200 million.

Hmmm.. must be a very good friend ooo, maybe even Genie in a lamp sef. Hehehehe.

Russianruble:
Let's hope he doesn't Otobolize the young lady

Don't allow your tongue put you in trouble bro.

booblacain:
I do believe that Atiku does have a better chance of winning if he chooses Fayose as his running mate but [b]Fayose seems too ambitious and stubborn, he lacks that humble and loyal spirit that most president often want in their VP here in Nigeria. [/b]I do not think Atiku would want a Fayose kind of personality for his VP.

Your head dey dia!

Worksunlimited:
They should have placed an option for very very very very very very poor..

Buhari right now..

zicoraads:
I like what he is doing. He is reaching out. And as for those who keep saying they can't trust him enough to vote for him, what has a trusted Buhari achieved? Has the standard of living not worsen under Buhari?

I always say this. Nigeria doesn't need a 'saint' to turn things around. Sometimes, you need someone who understands and has been part of the murky waters of politics in Nigeria to fix her problems.

I may give him my vote. Buhari has taken us to the lowest of lows.

What do we have to lose?!

Bravo. The case of God using a heathen King to achieve His plans and purposes, comes to mind. Saints are good, but what if the Saints don't have the capacity to "make things happen" in the economy, etc. Desperate or not, Atiku showed doggedness in his VP years against OBJ. Many times the people we need to make things work are those who are built with grit for the rugged Nigerian political terrain. #justsaying

morbeta:
AN ACCOUNT OF THE TRIALS OF ATIKU THE SON OF ABUBAKAR

1. In the seventh year that king Obasanjo reigned over the kingdom, a great trouble broke out in the land. For when his time was come nigh that he may descend from the throne that he called unto himself noble men in the land.

2. And he declared unto them saying: "Now that my days on the throne are few, allow me therefore to rule over thee for another four years".

3. And he gathered together of them that maketh laws in the Red Chamber in the city of the king, and even unto they in the Green Chamber, that they may amend the books of the law to favour him.

4. But this thing grieved Atiku the son of Abubakar who was the king's deputy. And he said unto his master, "howbeit seekest thou to rule over the people for another term? sweareth not thou by the name of thy god to set me upon the throne after thee?

5. Practice thou not this great evil against me and against the kingdom for it is written in the books of the law that a king may not reign but for two terms which equal eight years''. But these words changeth not the heart of the king.

6. And Atiku conspired with the Governors of the provinces and of the men who maketh laws in the city of the great king and they rejected king Obasanjo that he may continually reign over the kingdom.

7. And the king was wrought with grave anger and he declared according to these words to Atiku the son of Abubakar saying, "because thou hath done this great evil unto me, thou shall no longer sit upon the throne of this kingdom even unto thy death".

8. When the son of Abubakar saw that the king favoureth him not, that he departed from the camp of the king by the name PDP, and pitched his tent in the camp of the king's adversaries by the name ACN that he may contend the throne of the kingdom.

9. And it came to pass that Governor Yaradua who ruleth over the province of Katsina found favour in the sight of king Obasanjo. And when the time was come for the appointment of the king that he defeated Atiku and was appointed and anointed king over the kingdom. And king Yaradua ruleth the kingdom with the fear of God. But his days as king was full of affliction.

10. And when king Yaradua gave up the ghost that Goodluck the son of Jonathan who siteth by his side as the deputy reigned after him. But when the time was come nigh that the son of Jonathan be appointed again that Atiku departed from the camp of the king's adversaries and entered into the king's camp that he may be appointed.

11 . But the son of Jonathan defeated Atiku again for he spake according to these words unto the people, "I feel thy pains brethren for I was once like thee. I wore no sandals on the soul of my feet in the years of my youth when seeketh I knowledge, for my parents were of little means". And the people loved him and appointed him.

12. And the host of the other camps were vexed with a great vexation. For sixteen years they made battle against the king's camp and hath not prevailed against it.

13. And a certain noble man by the name Audu the son of Ogbe declared unto the leaders of the camps that contended the throne with the king's camp saying: "howbeit thinkest thou in thy heart to prevail against the king's camp if comest thou not together as one?

14. Harken to my voice this day, come let us reason together that we may enlarge our coast and verily, verily I say unto thee, the throne of the kingdom shall be delivered into our hands.

15. Of the camps that came together that day to form the APC were ACN from the west, ANPP from the North and a part of APGA from the East of the kingdom. Even the unhappy in the camp of PDP crossed over into the camp too.

16. And Atiku the son of Abubakar departed again from the king's camp by the name PDP and entered into the camp of the king's adversaries that he may contend the throne.

17. But Mohammed the son of Buhari was favoured among them that seeketh the throne from the camp of the APC for he swore unto the leaders of the camp saying, "Behold brethren, I am full of age and my eyes are becoming dim, suffer me to ascend unto the throne for I shall only reign for four years". And Buhari was anointed king over the kingdom.

18. And it troubled the son of Abubakar in his heart that he was rejected as king again. But he saith in his heart, I shall be of long suffering and remain in this camp for I shall ascend unto the throne after the fourth year of king Buhari.

19. But it came to pass that as the end of the fourth year of king Buhari's reign was at hand that the advisers in the king's court said unto him, be of good courage, gird thy loins and present thyself to be appointed again to reign over the kingdom for another four years.

20. And when Atiku heard of these words that he was vexed with anger and he repenteth that he joined the APC.

21. And he said, "I shall arise and go back to PDP which is the camp of my youth. And I shall declare unto them, “I have sinned against thee and against God. Accept me this day that I may once again contend the throne in thy bosom”.

22. And on the twenty fourth day of the eleventh month of the year before a new king is appointed that Atiku the son of Abubakar departed from the camp of APC and joined the camp of his youth.

23. And there was great jubilation in the camp of PDP that day for they said, “Verily, the prodigal son returneth.

Oh boyyy.. who be dis? 2 things: one, you're very creative and two, Bros you get time oh.

LadyGoddiva:
But just look at those hips

On a second thought...they can cause an 'eye-gasm'

LadyGoddiva:
Lady justice is very curvy though

We dey discuss ten milla, see where ya eye dey focus..

Nonnyflex:
Wait ooo... U shouldn't even comment on their private life... It's private #justsaying

Well, they lost that privilege soon as they went 'social'.. whatever's truly private shouldn't be on social media..

lordkush:
all these head slamming, head minning, brown roof ewudu wielding people sef.

how do you sleep at night, after chewing and swallowing the crusty hairs in pa buharis asshole?

O boy dis your kush dey scatter your head o. Which kain description be dis nau? Twa!! (spits and runs from thread)

kuldude29:
This man done old o, all this politicians be looking fresh at old age while a common man of 53 be looking like grandpa of 100yrs

Lwkmd!!

mikool007:
You've already spent 1 month 6 days on nl and you only joined this year.
41. Take your own advice

You're a monster, you're a killer.. (in Kanye's voice).

Please Re-Title: Scander in a Smoh Tan.

Alexk2:
I watched it too and that is what is called a balanced Journalism...btw., they didnt exactly said he didnt stole.

I watched your grammar too and that is what is called linguistic dissonance!

Sapiosexuality:
Wow! Please nobody should tell him he has to become a doctor or even an Architect. I look at artists as demi-gods. I mean artists who use those infrared lights to hide messages. No one should tell him what to study, please.

Reading your post
And seeing your moniker,
I see the link
As to how you think.

Tajbol4splend:
You like that stupid brain

Guy wetin she do you na..

Prettythicksmi:
Oh i gotya op,say no more.You slept with your gf best friend,so what?

Lol, I like how your brain works.

zulex880:
It takes nothing to mind your business, What's your fucking business with his life? You should know people you mess with on Instagram dude Always skip posts from Jim Iyke, Burna boy and Terry G

I'm reading those punchlines just like he says it in movies
Beating fall on you

You forgot Davido and Timaya...zero chill family.

gabinogem:
e come be like say na achievement for u say Jim iyke use words finish ur life...smh lol

ElRapido:
Let me pitch my tent here its gonna be a long journey. Welldone Op we are following you like your village people

Shege dan kauye!

Okay, even though I know this isn't a new fad, I just realized recently that roughly 4 out of every 5 Naija girls of this generation use the word "actually" over and over in their sentences. The stats may be wrong but everyone would agree with me, that upon close observation, they tend to use this "big word" to make them sound posh and classy. The word 'actually', when pronounced quite fast and stylishly, has a way of making the speaker sound like they're speaking "phoneh", meanwhile they may not be able to spell jack when it comes to writing, hence they're so good at abbreviating txts. Kai!