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She said "30 million". hw does dat relate to "30 billion"? una go just dey look for wetin to use join people head to entertain social media. Issorite, let me come and be going

If u r 40, d girl should be 27or if u r 50, d girl should be 32? hmmmmm. i wonder wetin u use dey reason sha

Fkforyou:
For guys;

Divide your age by 2 then add 7 to the result.

So for example, if you are 25, then the ideal age for your girlfriend should be 19-20.

I command you to receive sense immediately... Wat nonsense? so u love to be ATM abi? Make i go visit chief priest for my village on ur behalf.

Kokaine:
Hi nairalanders. i came under this moniker because i want to be discreet.

I met this girl some months ago, we became close, and one thing led to the other, we started dating.

Of all the girls I ever dated, this one came closest to my heart. I'm ordinarily stingy to girls when I date them, especially the ones i feel don't really love me for any other reason than what they hope to benefit. In fact, my last relationship ended because of how tightfisted i was with her. But in the case of this girl in question, I was so free, i gave her easily, it got to the extent that my cousins and closed friends started suggesting that she put a hex on me. i really loved her. my whole life changed when she came in, i became very happy, always wanted to be with her, for every contract i took, i shared a small part with her and she was happy, whenever there was a misunderstanding, she apologised, she was never the type to climb a high horse. I wont lie i saw her demands for material things increase uncontrollably, i became responsible for everything she wanted and needed, her cream, her clothes, phone, laptop, subscription, even ordinary airtime! haba! airtime oh!!! but i wasn't all that disturbed because i felt i could endure the burden just because of how happy and lively she always made me feel, practically the same addiction my neighbour has for weed even if its with his last dime

The trouble started when i went to her place one day and she was not around, my phone was almost dead, i decided to charge it in the abokis place near her house. Then i saw what looked exactly like her phone charging. I mean; her phone cover is very spectacular to me, looks like rabbit ears with lights that come on whenever you touch it. i asked about it, he told me it was hers. God so did it that he allowed me to check the phone, i had known her pattern a long time ago but she didn't know.

Brothers and sisters! When I opened this phone, and saw her chat with someone whose name she saved with "miracle" she was obviously cheating! I copied the number and dialled it on my phone with truecaller, i saw the complete name, i opened facebook and checked that name, it was a guy, he was on her facebook too. she had been seeing this guy. the dates on their whatsapp chat confirmed that certain times she left my house and said she was going to her brothers house, that was where she actually went.

For the first time in my life i was broken, i had to break up with this girl. but i wanted to think about it thoroughly because i feared loneliness and the loss of happiness that breaking up with her will bring me. i did anyway.

She begged and begged promising to break up with the guy, i just don't know why i refused, i told her we could be friends, but now as i type this, she seems to Have moved on, she has never called me again nor sent any message, neither have i, but everyday that passes by, i gradually see myself going back to my old state of mind, you know one that makes you lonely even in the midst of people. i really miss her now, I'm thinking i should have forgiven her, but then i know i have to be a man, i see her posts on instagram, she is still so beautiful in my eyes, i cannot hate her however i have tried, this is very unlike me, i want anyone who has ever experienced this to tell me how he did it. Thanks so much. one love!

And so who e help he gave himself gift?...lol

she doesnt know why the child is SS is like saying u dont knw why 2+3 is equal to 8. Its clear d answer is not correct na!!! Wat a wife...

ys oooo. d best foundation in marriage is laid d first few weeks or months of marriage. Patience is a virtue dat u will surely need to make ur marriage a success

Obekpa55:
Hmmmm. Ar u sure u really waited for 2 weeks? Virgin again. Not we d sharp killers.

u can pass d night at d hotel. it doesnt mean dat u must ve sex on d first night, especially if u r still a virgin. i spent one week with my wife in a hotel after d wedding and we couldnt make love because she couldnt bear d pain and i was very patience with her. we ended up having our first sex 2 weeks later in our home. it all depends on both of and d understanding u ve for each other

Is he already an Adult I hardly will believe that

Kathmandu:
Davido always reminding me that an adult can still have the thinking of a toddler

u will score if ur one pack is an amusement park....

ise82:
Guys pocket is n01

It look like Davido is working for the "United Nations", trying to unite d world via his children. so many seeds r falling along d road way indeed

When dey say marriage is for better for worst, i tink dis is one of d "Worst part" u r experiencing. but fighting dirty wont solve d issue. since u want to make ur marriage work, den focus on hw to make ur wife grow up and for her to understand wat marriage really means

Medicine after death

So u bought car under ur papa roof?? abi u bought a car while living at someones mercy

stagger:
OP, I bought my first car at 25. Paid my first rent at 26. By 29 I was married.

Wake up!

Is he suppose to be president only for dos who invested in his campaign or President of d country? i wonder wat brain dis old men have

What is all dis post on snakes dis days has recession gotten to d bush/forest dat make all d snakes run in to the towns to look for food? Na wa ooooo

Nigerian version of d movie "Catch me if you can" but how silly to use debt to service debt..... Also a typical state of Nigeria Budget

That why its called for better for worst... But many ve swept d "For Worst"part under d carpet

the best is to insure ur car and ve rest of mind in case u r a victim of fire outbreak

she did dis cos of a boyfriend? What will she do for husband noni....

Politics and its continuous foolishness

Shey una go still say "Happy Mothers day" to dis one abi.....Issorite

hahahaahhahahah.. wia d doors locked or did d ushers stop u from leaving?... lolz

harcemedes:
u ar rite, bt dere is a thin line btw a long sermon and an hostage situation.

have u been to Ajaokuta before?? i doubt. ur ppiicture is not a picture of Ajaokuta power plant.

Blue3k2:
http://www.nigeriaelectricityhub.com/2017/05/04/govt-completes-22mw-ajaokuta-power-plant/

Some ppl can like to use anoda psn shine to do dia "welcome back"... Franklin go and sleep ooooo

at last, what a breath of relief... My babe will stop dying for you

for ur small inexperience and polluted mind, u tink say i be female? i laf u in Swahili...d day u start learning to ve respect for women, dats d day ur sense will begin to germinate from wia its planted.

goingape2:
don't compared we guys to ya dirty smelly creature

is it not weekly ya shiit blood and expect it to be clean by contaminating that poor bucket with it?


I pity men who chase after this black creatures!

wen u r in love, u will only realize u ve washed her tins after uve finished washing

d same guyz dat r shouting "NO" to hanging pant outside, will wash dia boxers dat have d "Special center brown stain" after wearing it for 3-4 days and hang it in public domain

they beat him until he fainted? and his cloths r still very clean and look ironed abi? ... hmmmmmm

now i dont knw hw to solve ur own problem... u dey form Actor wey no dey die abi?

goingape2:
how many wedding rings I don give those ape without marrying them!

giving a wedding rings is different from marrying!

Nigeria woman na just for phuck and demise

Anyway way to raise money from the public, is a way to make his ends meet...

how time flies