₦airaland Forum

With your aba made movies? Biggest on social media, sorry nairaland

Renounce your British citizenship and come back to Africa, those colourless people don't deserve you.
Let them cry for all I care.

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One day the river will overflow, and there will be nowhere for us to go, the we will run, run, wishing we have put off the fire!

Much love to ASA, she predicted the future for Nigeria very correctly.

Let's see the north buhari will spend his retirement, let's see the north elrufais will spend his retirement.
These people said there was peace when there was fire. Now there is no where to run anymore.
Time is coming the entire budget of the north will be used to pay ransom on daily basis.
You use religion to suppress the growth of your region, you marry 10 wives and born like chicken when you can't cater for them. When sanusi spoke, they eliminate him.

So we will ban okada riding in the entire south just as we ban open grazing and millions of your youths will return to you to join their mates in sambisa. We refuse to accept your unemployed youths.

Enjoy the fruits of your labor northern Nigeria.

They have successfully divert the attention of the entire country from their failure.
The same kanu that will be pardoned by the next president. Mtcheww.

To live for Lagos nor be force

The Hussle is real, they are all here for his pocket. Don't forget the giveaway is your constituency project. Enjoy your under development afterwards.

Na covid scam go kill una... The money you people looted through covid the last time has finished I guess.
The drug baron won't rest until he milk the state dry.

1. How did we get here?
2. How will kastina have 44 local government?
3. How did we end up in this forced marriage?

God punish Lord lugard.

You are doing well no proceed as Now Your Suffering Continues (NYSC).
Note that buhari has announced no employment so better continue your Hussle.

Congrats.

henriologistics:
You sure all theses can be achieved with 100k capital?Cost of rent will at least take 80% of the capital

Popcorn don't need rent

A coffee shop popularly know as meshai. Others include popcorn, whole sale recharge card business. Maybe POS.
You can also buy second hand bike and be running errands for rich babes.

Oggolden001:
what do u mean? E no mean say as e no work for u e no go work for me. Watin remain na to use my sense walka no b leg

Listen to the elders before you are talking trash. When reality Dawn on you, that your hot blood will cool.

Splendoor:
hmmm good one
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at a cheap price dm me for your logo and flyer design

there lots of Android apps that design logos within minutes so I advise you get another job

It is better to be playing for a mushroom club in Belgium than playing for a useless league like Nigeria league with no sponsor, no funding, poor welfare etc.

Oggolden001:
Sir i created this tread here becuz i will be able to get answers from matured nd experience people who could be of help to me. I knw naija is bad but pls, this is my future

You sound like someone using a fake monikier. You sound like a snake handler I know. Anyway, he told you the truth, both course are useless, you will only answer the name architect or engineer but you could be very broke. I advise you go for agriculture, and education course that can guarantee you self employment.

Leave the useless country

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Giving the feminist real bad..... Good job yomi. Most of these women throw themselves at the laps of men when looking for Fame and later come out to claim rape and molestation. No sane man will rape a woman. How will you use camera to set a man up with a minor. Iyabo and princess are obvious illiterates.

In another news, they are using one rep from the dot nation to criminalize protest. The dot is the problem if the dot. Greed will kill them.

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Egungun be careful,....... Na express you dey go

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PANIC BILL

knowing fully well that EFCC has resumed the case of the bullon van mogul, his rubber stamp house of assembly has rushed to ban public parading of suspects.

When Nigeria lawmakers suddenly know the right thing to do, just know that something is fishy.

The master is coming for the slave.

Even if they don't parade the suspect, the public must see the mugshots of the suspect, that is how it's is done internationally. Not releasing mugshots to the public will not make us know potential criminals among us and that can put our lives at risk. Also the police can free suspects secretly through this Bill, Nigeria police is too corrupt for such bill. The bill must be checked.

Depends on your capital, you did not state your capital. Business is not by age.

If this was GEJ government

1. The dwarf in kaduna would have been twitting by now threatening to take GEJ to ICC
2. AMEACHI would have called emergency governor forums meeting
3. Buhari would have tagged the attack as an attack against the north and vow to make dog and baboon romance in blood
4. Lair Mohammed would have released pictures of bullet holes on the gate of the school and tag ICC to it.
5. The bullion van criminal would have called for referendum and impeachment.
6. Mannawerry, HELLANUS, onion goat and the BMC 30k animals would have raid nairaland by now calling GEJ unprintable names (they can't even afford data now, they feed ones a day).

In the meantime Boko Haram has appointed a new governor over borno state while buhari has failed to provide job for his 30k zombies. Oh, what a shame!

Let's come to the conclusion of the matter, Nigeria is not working, let's go our separate ways

WHY AFONJA AND DOT REPUBLIC CANNOT LEAVE NIGERIA

1. They are not United
2. They are stingy and greedy
3. Betrayal flows in their blood
4. They are always hungry
5. Their àboki master's knows their weak point
6. Their àboki master's are friends of the British

Imagine how someone like joe igbokwe celebrated kanus rearrest, that's tells you that a dot man can say anything against his brother for a pot of portage.
Imagine the bullion van mogul and evil spirit in chief saying that omoluabis and àbokis are one even while his kingsmen are now refugees in benin republic. That's tell you the nature of an omoluabis.

Wait o, those who are pushing for osibanjo to be the next president, what are your reasons?
1. Has he ever speak against grazing routes?
2. Has he ever call for arrest of fulani herdsmen?
3. Does he has the will to amend the 1999 constitution for good?
4. All he does is keep quiet waiting for the presidency to fall on him on a platter of gold.
5. All he does is travel to the north to romance for favour.
6. He is trying to make us believe that he will do better when he becomes president but our elders says, a tree that will produce good fruits is know from it's early stage.

A man who needs political power for the sake of having it does not deserve it.
Youths rise up and say no to this people! Reject their offer, they will never change.

Ryan03:
mumu, they catch kidnaper, tell you say na him be kingpin, you daybtalk nonsense. I sure say na one of them that why you know he is not the one. Ewu

How's your people in the village, heard farm work did not pay you this year, kpele o

DON'T PAY RANSOM IF AM KIDNAPPED- ELRUFAI WIFE
IF ME OR MY CHILDREN ARE KIDNAPPED DON'T PAY RANSOM-EL RUFAI

kidnappers have not even near his child's school, he withdrew him sharp sharp.
Later this same short man and his fellow zombies like hellanus, oniongoat and mannawerry will be calling namandi kanu a coward.
God will punish you people and this sickle cell you are planning to force on us in 2023

Same thing they did during the EndSARS protest... Who curse Nigeria police?

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Later they will say it was namadi kanu that sent them to bring 2000 head.
Animals. All these cults have afonja names has anybody thought if it?
AFONJA keep exporting madness to sane lands. It's a shame. Ritual today, cultism tomorrow.